Monday Night RAW -- OFFICIAL THREAD --- 12.3.18 "It can't be worse than last week"
 

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* Baron Corbin will continue his vendetta against those who oppose him

* Dean Ambrose will be in the house tonight!

* Tamina/Nia Jax will face Natalya/Ronda Rousey in a tag match you have to see to believe!

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Gotta love those generic WWE names like Natalya.

I am just watching it to see if it can get worse than last week or not.

Sticking to the DVR as usual , not expecting any better this week.

Arrow and Legends instead.

Nia/Tamina tag match makes this probably a hard pass for me.

If I happen to be sitting on the couch not doing anything at 8, maybe, but uh... Yeah. Not a lot to hook onto here.

WWE.com's preview for tonight revolves almost entirely around Baron Corbin btw. I'm sure that will lead to an upswing in ratings.

If Nia is having a match, then yes it is possible it could be worse.

Baron Corbin sucks. But at least he cut what was left of his hair.

I hope there's an open challenge today too.

Note, rumor going round

Who's LARS?

Vince's new true love.

"It can't be worse than last week."

Vince McMahon: hold my beer

LOL so they shortened Lars Sullivan's name as well.

They just should say "fuck it" and give everyone random names.

RAW Main Event: Steve vs Jerry

Forget about his last name, I can't WAIT to see which 205 Live guy is gonna get to be his manager!

I hope Lars is managed by Mike AND Maria where they can use their true love to focus his rage against anybody who isn't as in love as them.

Admit it, that is gold compared to Lio Rush talking about Lashleys Glutes and his unique smell.

There's no element of surprise in WWE these days. I expect same BS this week as well with a bit of tweak like having Lashley vs Balor and McIntyre vs Elias but it will be same BS

I can't remember the last time I was this unenthusiastic about a wrestling show let's get this shit over with

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">alex wright's whole entire entrance song is great, but i'd like to give a specific shout out to this vwoopy lil keyboard bit that doesn't pop up until about a minute in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wcw98?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wcw98</a> <a href="https://t.co/tSlIEvTq3o">pic.twitter.com/tSlIEvTq3o</a></p>&mdash; suplex santa (@BossMoz) <a href="https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/1069596983617175552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Lol dumb wrestling fans "stand in silence please"
fans start clapping

Another Monday, another Raw to try to muscle through.

Here we go again.

Oh what the fuk George Bush? can we not do this he's dead they're going to bury him get over it

Random camera cut to Ronda and Natalia hugging.

Gonna be a long night.

Opening w/ the only match they announced in advance of tonight's show

Also funny how Nias heat has almost completely evaporated.

Guess you can't turn real hatred of how much you suck into worked heat

Means they're gonna wing it the rest of the night.

Worst possible start to RAW.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If Nia Jax turned face and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> made her the face of the company and built everything around her, would you like it?<br><br> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Talking Points (@WWETalkingPoint) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWETalkingPoint/status/1069759196667748352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Tamina looks tired like she can't wait till she gets injured again so she can just rest

I apparently hate myself, because here I am and of course it starts right off with Nia/Tamina.

Vote no for me, Slik.

Also one upside to this show Ronda Rousey no longer looks like patient zero

Not watching RAW. Listening to some local songs instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SR...&start_radio=1

Wasn't much of a match.

I have a better poll than that god awful Nia Jax one.

Who's the shittier friend? Ronda to Nattie or Reigns to Ambrose?

WHAT DOES THIS TABLE MEAN FOR NEXT SUNDAY!?

It's 2018 and Vince McMahon still isn't over his Samoan Savage gimmick

Done!

So I take watching a stream is not worth it?

lol Ronda Rousey win from dominating to being dominated by of all people the worst wrestler on the roster right now

These days, nope.

I think Vince should do a cannibal gimmick. Just a Samoan who's finish is literally biting flesh off his opponent.

LOL I just plugged in a local song even though I don't listen to local music but that's how bad RAW is these days.

All that fancy hair braiding Ronda had, for nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQm7...oGMVAE&index=4

A bit of a slow but a very deep song.

So Vince McMahon rewrote the dreaded last episode of RAW.

Apparently all the trainers/emts are in catering

There's a shock

Are Bayley and Sasha Banks morons

Hey, they ddin't blast Alexa Bliss with the WWE Make-up Cannon this week.

IT'S...…………..FIGHT OR FUCK TIME!

Two women's segments to start with. Can't get any worse than this.

No, not again

Actual fan questions?

Or just audience plants?

I think I know what McMahon's plan is to put the entire women's division at least the raw side on to Nia Jax and shoulders so when it fails he can say that the women as a whole aren't a draw and a complete failure

Lets double down on all awful segments.

time for vince to go to the xfl

Lol Jesus Christ man. Vince responds to reviews of the worst Raw ever by booking the same exact segment again!!

The dude was right when he said he had big grapefruits.

Hope they verbally assault Alexa for no reason again.

Just imagine if they add women's tag titles as well. It would make it worse.

Hope the fan plant drops the F bomb so this doesnt happen again.

He figured out that we as fans seemingly like pain

Bayley and Banks cant even get their lines right.

BRO EVEN THE AUDIENCE PLANT MEMBER IS IN THE SAME SEAT!!!

These segments would be 100x better if they had IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT guy ask the questions.

I don't even understand how he got an audience to come to his show at this point it must just be kids begging their parents

This crowd deserves crap RAW for cheering on for these a-holes.

Nicole Bass

I've made a huge mistake.

Picking them out from the plants spot nice let's not even try to hide it anymore

This sucks

Wow! This segment is garbage.

This is awful

The 'Skins/Eagles game is better than this.

Bye guys

Ok Graves just made me laugh for real about Charlie dressing like a Jedi

That last dude is the most legitimate looking fan they've had yet.

Is this the death of Sasha and Bayley?

What did Alexa say? Too busy cutting myself.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

alexa and bayley should never have a talk segment again

This is the worst ever opening to RAW.

Why even have Dana run out there lol

Why do all the people asking questions look mysteriously like Performance Center recruits?

I didn't know we were getting Evolution 2 tonight...

Men deserve a night off for carrying WWE since its inception.

She does have incredibly bouncy boobs.

Tonight's episode of Raw is sponsored by Nintendo reminding you you could be playing Nintendo and enjoying the rest of your Monday night instead of wanting to drill out your eyes watching Raw...

I hate this show I hate Vince McMahon I'm gone going to go watch She-Ra and the princesses of power

The only thing that would make this match better is if it ended right away.

I would rather have Matt Riddle say BRO 10000000 times than this.

Lol I forgot about Dean getting his flu shots

Houston is like the mirror opposite of Saudi Arabia in that it seems men are not able to compete in matches, just have talking segments and appreciation nights.

Fuck! They're going to kill McIntyre tonight.

Can I get inoculated for bad booking?

I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy to watch this RAW

I'm upset

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Maybe later ?

Country star or Meth-Addicted Trucker YOU DECIDE

Another women's segment.