RAW is 'the same as ever' - 12.17.18 and 12.24.18
 

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If Charlotte or Becky get moved to RAW, I will strongly consider going to the RAW house show that is here in February. Otherwise, nah forget it.

Shakeup will probably be 1/7 to combat the national championship game

Not in a million years would they choose that day. Would be the second dumbest decision possible next to somehow running it against the Superbowl.

Becky and Charlotte to Raw
Ambrose to Smackdwon
Nakamura to Raw
Sasha and Bayley to Smackdown
Finn Balor to Smackdown
Samoa Joe to RAW

A friendly reminder, none of the shit that's happened the last few weeks is Baron Corbin's fault.

None whatsoever.

This is Vince's mess. We know he's not going to cop to it.

You're all wrong.

Given the historical trajectory of their decisions, Vince will shake-up Raw by announcing it's going to be four hours long starting in 2019.

I wonder who the General Manager will be after tonight!!!!!

Personally, I think it should be someone Anonymous.

You're going to feel like a real asshole when he Budd Dwyer's himself in the ring.

piped in cheers lol

How many matches did you make while pooping?

Here we go lol

Here we go...

Weirded out by Vince's tie.....

Is this place actually full?

Baron Corbin is being demoted to GM of NXT Lithuania.

Commentators already sounding like this is gonna be a load of bullshit.

I feel like whatever Vince does will just be reshuffling bad booking between new characters

Why do the ratings suck, Vince?

He's turning his old coats into ties.

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Soon enough he'll turn out-to-pasture superstars into ties too... Along with their last names.

boooooo

"WE'RE GONNA BRING BACK THE WORD ART OVERLAYS FROM LAST YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS. EAT IT."

YOU'RRRRRRRRRRRE FIRED

McMahons kicking off RAW!!! If the ratings aren't spiking right now, it is obviously Finn Balor's fault!!!

Macho Man had them titties in his mouth once.

Vince's eyebags make it look like he hasn't slept in 47 years.

Which is probably true.

In 10 years his face will be 90% eyebag.

Just imagine 5 hours from now after the final segment of next week's Raw

Are those boos for Vince McMahon I just got here if they are this is the greatest day ever

Oh, Triple H, too.

Maybe Vince is about to retire.

Renee kissing Steph's ass on commentary

I hate to say it but Vince looks every bit of his 73+ years old tonight...:(:-\

Here's the Shake-Up:

THE GRANDCHILDREN ARE NOW RUNNING RAW

This opening segment will be three hours of McMahon introductions.

?

Is it Tuesday?

Cole kissing HHH's ass on commentary...

We want Linda chant hopefully

Maybe they bought IMPACT?????!!!!???!!!???

R-Truth should come out now

Do away with the PG era plz.

NEXT UP THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION LINDA MCMAAAAHOOONNNNN

He's going to fire Mojo Rawley and that should fix everything

NEXT UP THE PRODUCER OF THE DOCUMENTARY SHITTING ON THE COUNTRY THAT PAID US A TRILLION DOLLARS MARISSSAAAA MCMAHOOONNN

If Linda wasn't running the Small Business Administration, she'd probably be there too LMAO.

Graves not kissing Shane's ass on commentary

Oh?

There's some truth to this?

NEXT UP THE GHOST OF MY FATHER, VINCE MCMAHON SR

NEXT UP -- Wait. What. Is this serious

Absentee management? Uh...

Wait

Is this a Russo-style WCW Reboot or.. Oh god. It's McMahonapalooza forever.

This is surreal. It really is.

ARE THEY GIVING ME ALEXA BLISS PUSSY AND BUTTHOLE ON A PLATE????

FIVE HOURS OF BECKY LYNCH OR GET OUT

oh god, please not all 4 of them on every week

I'm going to need actual announcements so I can stop shitposting.

"Something new, something fresh...like these rambling 20 minute long promos to start RAW!"

so they are going to turn smackdown to crap too

They should follow this up with a Mojo Rawley match

"Tonight's first new match-up: Seth Rollins vs Cesaro."

Vince is crying....I wonder if he is handing over the reigns to the kids in reality and is about to step back.

That's it?

Oh, here's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaron Corbin.

So

Was that legit or kayfabe or--

That was a lot of nothing wasn't--

Uhh

This is boring, this is boring

He may just have old man weepy eyes.

That was a big bowl of Nothing

SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THEM SHOUT BUZZWORDS

I'm still kind of on eggshells they have a history of mocking their fans

"BARON CORBIN... YOOUUU'RRREEEE HIIRRREED TO BE NXT SAUDI ARABIA GENERAL MANAGER"

lol commercial

Cole: "This oughta be good" *fade to commercial*

This ought to be good..

*Commercial*

Random commercial break.

Running out of shitposting momentum. Please give me something to work with WWE.

My first request will be that Becky Lynch lets me put my mouth on her butthole.

I DO NOT WANT to see more Steph and Shane, at all, on TV. Calling up new people doesn't mean anything if you book them badly.

If Corbin thought last night was unfair just wait until he learns they cut him off mid-sent

If they were really going to give us what we want they were fire Kevin Dunn on the air

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR WWE PAIGE'S JOB?!!

Weird spot for a commercial. Corbin should have come out in a wheelchair lol.

I hope she stays because I love her big lips and tits.

This is boring and stupid .

The piped in boos are not helping.

Do they still think they are in commercial and are filling time?

Can we get to the fucking point already.

About to switch the channel

THE BRAND NEW RAW EVERYBODY

They are gonna resume my boy Konners megapush!

Watching Baron Corbin drown live

Jesus if they are listening to the fans then this will be the last time Corbin is ever on TV lol

New Raw theme: “Same Old Song and Dance” by Aerosmith

I bet the real solution they're going to come up with is let's strip Smackdown of everything good and give it to Raw and then do absolutely nothing with it

Kiss his ass?

Unless

YOUR NEW RAW GENERAL MANAGER...

TORU YANO

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Vince, a genius?

:rofl:

Raw has had a heel authority figure almost nonstop since 2002. Fucking be done with it.

Heres Lars, watch.

Oh wow, Kurts back.

Oh, look, Angle's back.

Weren't Steph/Triple H beefing with Angle.......