Ay, It's-a me, Monday Night RAW!
 

RAW is a show on TV -- 2.11.19
 

Here we go

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Lol, you can go ahead and delete mine :p

Nope u were 1st!

This opening sucks so far

You're quick, Slik :lol:

Quack docs say she's a no-go. That's my guess.

Last week RAW did a 2.5 rating

I wonder if it rises, stays the same, or drops again this week

I would like to see WWE stop pandering to these constant chants on TV. After the "Yes" movement ... pretty much since "this is awesome" got to WWE and then Bailey in NXT... It's just unconnected noise.

I hope this isn't how they introduce Charlotte Flair into the program.

It will be.

Uh-huh. That's right. Apologize.

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say u r sorry and then stun them

I dunno, they’re making Becky look pretty unreasonable here.

Oh god. Just put some gear on get back in the ring, Hunter.

I am so sick of Steph and Hunter's mom and pop routine. Jesus fucking Christ!

I'm not buying this.

She really is being unreasonable out of everything they could have done to screw her over and apology seems fine especially considering that she did attack themand they'd really did nothing to retaliate

Becky: "Fuck it. I'll stay home and watch on TV."

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Leave it to <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TripleH</a> to turn mansplaining into a promo <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1095128815377022976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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At least they're setting up a thread to go through the whole show this time rather than Becky in the opening segment and then nothing the rest of the night.

* cue Four Horsewoman sign *

at this point, anything for a ratings boost. i'd rather see that than him and steph talking every week.

The power of The Rock's name attached to something... Even the small theaters around me are showing that movie. Crazy...wonder how little it'll rake in.

they should have tried to make her join the kiss my ass club that would have gotten heat on steph and hunter

The one thing Becky/Ronda needed, McMahons as the focal point........

Kinda wondering where's Shane in all this. He's the Smackdown Commish. He should be going to bat for his people.

Yeup. If their plan was to make Becky into the new Austin, they failed pretty miserably tonight. Already apparent that Creative literally has no clue how to retell the Austin vs. McMahon feud and with Becky and Steph in those roles.

88% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not bad.

Didn't they dissolve the commissioner and general manager roles?

Another A+ promo from Tamina

Becky kissing Steph's ass(tamina nia holding her face in steph's ass)

You don't headbutt a Samoan wrestler.

Tulsi talking at a brewery in Iowa right meow...interesting.

Fuck I can’t get over what a terrible segment that was. Becky comes out of it looking totally unreasonable, and it just reinforces that Vince clearly believes that faces have to be assholes to be effective because that’s how it was 20 years ago.

Jesus Christ they are really killing Becky's momentum arent they?

Gotta support my Hindu goddess :yes:

:y:

Pretty much even if its intentional or not. Wrote themselves into a hole with the injury stuff and then the suspension stuff because they can't figure out how to stretch a storyline for two months without it becoming stale.

Did the same with Bryan for his Road to Mania 30 before Vince and Creative stopped being stubborn with his build.

Only pattern i'm noticing is Bayley's ass getting fatter by the week.

Nia Jax is not like most girls

How did Sasha get injured? Was it NIA?

Sasha's still not cleared to wrestle.

Cory has literally been selling this you can't trust Sasha Banks line since last year and it has yet to pay off

There is way too many women on this program. And I think that's what WWE wants the fans to say right now.

she can give me a long stinkface.

Tamina might have just pulled off the worst splash ever. Not sure if she was going for a Flying Nothing or just botched the counter setup.

You know what I wouldn't even be mad if they substituted Finn Balor for Sasha Banks and I'm pretty sure would make Bailey very very very happy

Riott Squad has come a long way the last year

Lol, the ending of that match boiled down to Nia and Tamina saying “lol, the Riott Squd suck...better make Bayley and Sasha start”

This is where you should have had Dean Ambrose interfering DDT this b****

Had to let the dog outside. Who won that women's tag match?

:lol: Almost spit soda on my computer screen from laughing at the mental image of Balor going all out with the Sasha look and entrance routine.

Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka. Nia Jax pinned Bayley after the Samoan Drop.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A big LOL at the fact that the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> women's tag teams had to qualify for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EliminationChamber?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#EliminationChamber</a> match AND have a match to determine if they entered first while the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> women's did absolutely nothing to get a spot in the bout. <a href="https://t.co/vduS6DuFp2">pic.twitter.com/vduS6DuFp2</a></p>&mdash; Blake Oestriecher (@BOestriecher) <a href="https://twitter.com/BOestriecher/status/1095134544800432128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Nia & Tamina.

Thank ya, gents.

Oooh. People on the camera side.

Some people.

I would pay for Finn to fuck Becky. I'd pay for that porno.

:lol: Becky

NO ONE INTERRUPTS ELIAS TWICE AND PUTS HIM IN A CORNER!

Are they interrupting Elias on purpose?

Or is Dunn having a seizure in the production truck and pressing random buttons.

Becky Finnch

Elias just sitting in the ring waiting lol

We don't need this video package...

This Elias gag is pretty great

If all the Lucha House party died in a car accident, I would be ok with it.

Elias better smash that guitar against someone's skull now.

AND a commercial.

No one creating a RAW thread until after it started was an omen of this dumpster fire

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ah yes, the fresh babyface vs heel authority figure angle [THREAD] <a href="https://t.co/I3zK3z1q2k">pic.twitter.com/I3zK3z1q2k</a></p>&mdash; Brian Maxwell Mann (@BrianMaxMann) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/1095132839983628288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">it’s almost as if this show is overseen by a 75 year old billionaire who can only emphasize with characters in corporate management roles</p>&mdash; Brian Maxwell Mann (@BrianMaxMann) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/1095135423175843845?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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If WWE just got rid of Lucha House Party, No Way Jose, Mojo, Dana and Titus... they would be in pretty good shape.

Elias best part of RAW

Dana mmmmm

YES!

missed opportunity for him to bust out some mariachi skills

LOL hahaha

Not sure whacking someone with a guitar counts as performing a duet.

I'm somewhat entertained so far.

I think that was the first time I've heard Kalisto speak

That was great, that kind of stuff is the funniest to me, heel Elias acting nice then BAM broken guitar lol

I just learned today that Bobby Lashley doesn't have any eyebrows apparently he has alopecia I thought it was a style choice suddenly that headband makes sense even though it looks stupid

It be came a smash hit.

*rimshot*

Oh, Sonya and Mandy are back tagging.

Did they 86 the whole Uso/Mandy/Naomi love triangle?

Mandy Rose classing up this joint

Anybody remember when Chris Kanyon was just giving random WCW parking lot attendants Diamond Cutters?

Or when Eric Bischoff said DX wasn't that controversial and Shawn Michaels lost it and just started hurting Superkicks on backstage staff people who were just standing around?

Raw needs like 2 of these kind of segments a week, and I'll be as happy as Dana Brooke's bra salesman.

"Beaten and Balored"

Finn Balor has probably fucked all the women in the WWE.

and the dudes

Finn has probably put his penis in Alexa Bliss and i'm not good about this. Or maybe I'm ok. I dont know.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One match in the first hour eh</p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1095140888790138882?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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How about this guy sends his application to WWE see how much better he could do.

Well he did do Bailey's full entrance back in NXT I mean the entire thing entrance gear and all

Kurt Angle to save Balor.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

BAH GAWD BARON CORBIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN on the other hand...……….

Tag team sense is tingling.

This so far has been one weirdly booked and/or laid out show.