RAW - March 4th - The Road to FASTLANE
 

No matches announced for tonight

5 RAWS until WrestleMania btw

Feeling a dud tonight.

Uh oh. Philly crowd

I just want to go to sleep right now.

First few minutes are going to be important.

Roman's out. Not a good sign.

Back to face feeding us Roman.

We need another 20 min I beat cancer promo

Cole just orgasamed after finally saying "THE BIG DOG!" after all this time.

Roman promo...the more things change....

Soak up those initial cheers man

Vince is back there just jerking it. Loving every minute now that things are "back to normal" in his world.

And feeling relieved he didn't have to use Lars.

Velveteen Dream gonna interrupt dressed as Leukemia

To be honest I bet he thinks they're better the cheers he's been after for 5 years he's finally getting

Seth is gonna lay down.

Or Vince is gonna come out here and make the change himself.

I'm ok with all of this so far.

I got a bad feeling this is about to turn into a 3-way.

I know the circumstances are unique and all that, but it's hilarious to me how huge of a pop Roman got tonight given that Philly booed the shit out of him so many times.

That Wrestlemania sign is lacking some shine.

oh no seth what you doin

omfg if they give roman the mania main event against Brock.....

I'm happy he did tbh. He deserves it. I'm not joking either.

It took ten minutes on his second night back for the crowd to turn on him. lol

Like I said take it all in Roman while you can

Don't do it.

The Dean heel turn was great.

The shit that followed after, not much.

Roman is so lame and Seth is like 10x worse when they are together.

IM JUST ONE MAN..

that woulda been hillarious

Kinda still like where this is going. Dean has to really sell this shit. I think he will.

Roman is 10X more likable in this segment than he usually has been written in the past.

This is either a total work that Ambrose is leaving, or he is leaving and WWE has a fuckton of respect for him and is sending him off decent.

I honestly dont know anymore.

you stabbed me in the back, dean stabbed you in the back..come on you gotta let me in on it too

Or this could be the ultimate Dean heel moment.

Oh no.

Another Shield reunion.

Who gets injured or nearly dies this time?

Renee just piping in.

Heh.

I really dig these jackets Dean has been wearing. Not gonna lie.

Him and Roman are basically real life brothers. It's totally plausible that Roman being back around and healthy would be enough to convince him to stay in tandem with some of the freedom he's had lately.

Vince should come out..

I gotta have ratings damnit..Dean is out..

the newest 3rd member of the shield is..

insert someone else

CUT TO SHOCKED FANS!

someone. i need that crowd lady's reaction face

Solid opening.

4 out of 5 star opening. I liked it.

Is it June again?

Fuck.

This makes some sense in the context that WWE did not take him off TV. They seemed to be ready to just job him out. It almost seemed like Dean wasnt planning on any new organization. He just wanted to quit.

I really dont know.

Finn " Big Dick Energy " Balor is hERE!!!

I feel like those cam angles were keeping us from see that big dick energy Finn has.

Lashley seems very confident as a heel.

He's been one of the best heels on RAW for 3 months now.

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BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Kurt Angle is not worthy of an entrance :nono:

I miss titantrons

That's way too fucking long for a hashtag, Cole

Baron Corbin and his Applebee's Server Chic

LOL WWE Is selling the Becky WrestleMANia shirts

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Is Corbin wearing a shirt because he got surgery for his loose skin?

Missed the first 30 minutes, anything interesting happen?

Does anyone else think this is headed to a 10-man tag at WrestleMania:

Roman/Dean/Braun/Finn/Kurt vs Baron/Elias/Lashley/Lio/Drew

commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These commercial's have me watching an edited version of Suicide Squad on TNT. THAT'S BAD MAN!

I'm dead inside because of this match.

Why did this match have to happen? Are we being punished?

Lio Rush might actually be dead.

Well

Lio's dead. He had a good run.

Rest in peace, Lio Rush.

Strowman obliterated Lio with that spear

Lashley has definitely improved.

They should remix Bischoff's Bagwell plane crash where invisible Lio ghost yells LASHLEY randomly

Everyone has died during this match. It's like Thanos snapped every wrestling fan away and we as wrestling fans, our greateful

It's what the future looks like. Two dudes that have been let go from the company before

Lio's head is being punted around in the stands like a beach ball.

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lol. omg it's B team

These guys need to shut their whore mouths.

OTIS IS AN ANGEL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD

wtf, they hurt Otis' feelings. Buncha jobbers gonna job

:eek: Otis can talk normally.

"He's a dumb-bell"

NO just NO

If only Otis' first name was Ken

goldberg lol

Picturing Dana Warrior in the back scripting this Ascension promo

lol bryce harper

Are we sure this isn't an episode of Raw from June

my dick just got Sassy

Vince 100% jacks off to Lacey Evans every day

"The Sassy Southern Belle?"

Jesus christ.

they should give the Womens belt to Lacey at this point

LOL Why are they dressing Renee like she's Barbara Walters? Come on wtf man!

Damn @ Ruby getting squashed by Natalya in under 2 minutes

Lol zero reaction for Jost and Che

I have a feeling that's Asuka's role at WrestleMania (or the Kick-Off show) this year

LOL Mets hat

lol mets fan

Is it really a thing to wear one of those adjustable hats with the stap like that?

shot at Baldwin. I bet Vince is nutting all over the office at that zinger

*remembers the last time batista was in philly*

I have no idea who those 2 dudes were.

Weekend Update SNL dudes....very hit or miss segments.

mostly misses

Feel like Colin Jost and Michael Che will be 'lame' at WM

SNL is still on TV?

now his glasses are red

Could have done without the Batista Instagram.