Smackdown LIVE! 03/05/19 thread
 

Let's see if they remember that Asuka is their women's champion tonight

KO has CENA NUFF

Erick Rowan's whole gimmick seems to be big guy who is easily influenced to follow other people

I'm just going to say it I don't like face Kevin Owens

but he plays the sidekick thug so well

I don't like face Kevin Owens.

Doesn't feel right.

I SENSE A TAG MATCH PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Where's Harper?

I miss Hammer Time. Sadly, I think those days are over.

Right? It makes me squirm

yep owens best friend is in aew

So I take it Stone Cold Steve Austin Okay Kevin Owens use of the stunner

Someone needs to tell the guy with the "Marry Me Naomi" sign to watch total divas

Still training to get back into in-ring shape I think.

Kevin Owens as a face feels so weird

:lol: Usos mocking Miz

dont give shane ideas uce

This living nightmare that is this Shane/Miz friendship/tag team has to end.

The Miz versus Shane O'Mac at Mania doesn't sound that enticing.

WRAP

IT

UP

I'm just going to say it I don't like face Miz

I think they will do BIG DOG vs DEAN at WM but some are speculating Big Dog vs BARON CORBIN

Shane vs Miz
Roman vs Corbin
No THX

Miz vs his dad

WWE could do an angle where Mandy decides to mess w/ Naomi's brakes causing her to get in a car wreck and she spends a couple SDs in a coma and when she comes out of the coma she has Amnesia and thinks she is THE UNDERTAKER and starts dressing and acting like him until Jimmy Uso makes out with NaomiTaker brings her memories back.

Nice to see Charlotte avoid the makeup department tonight.

Cena better answer this challenge eventually

Truth's dead.

:lol: Truth

Lacey Evans is legit the most useless wrestler on the main roster right now which is saying a lot considering how badly EC3 has been handled and like half of RAW's tag division in general.

R-Truth is a national treasure

Dammit they won't ever let Joe have nothing

so is truth just going to have to face increasing numbers of opponents every week?

And I turn around and here's Mysterio and Andrade in the ring.

Huh?

BOLD PREDICTION:

R-Truth will have an open challenge at WM and John Cena will answer it.

It'd guarantee the match wouldn't be on the pre show.

Didn't expect that towel to clear the barricade.

Ouch, Mr. Security guy.

God Joe vs Brock Should be been amazing how did they fuck that up

I really want to see Andrade versus Rey at Mania.

This is getting good.

If you would have told me a year ago WM was shaping up to include

Kofi vs DBry
Shane vs Miz
R-Truth vs Cena
Roman vs Corbin (prob Dean tho)
Becky Lynch in the main-event

I would have requested you take a drug test

Wonder if Truth is going to bust out Cena's 6th Move of Doom one of these days to honor his hero.

Calling Cena OUT

Truth is a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion for those who don’t know...

We've seen them about three times

JOE WINS!

They could’ve done this at Fastlane

Or not

That was awesome for a smackdown match.

:y: Joe winning.

Fatal 4-way match was pretty great overall.

you were saying....

JOE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow! Samoa Joe is finally champion in the WWE.

I was saying I bet Cena is still going to answer the challenge

WRAP

IT

UP

Lose the crutch, Becky.

Now you're creeping into ridiculous territory.

And now Samoa Joe is going to disappear from television for weeks at a time and when he does show up he's going to lose sunrise sunset

:rofl:

KO for President

uhhhhhh

I wonder how long Daniel Bryan chewed Rowan out about that Behemoth shirt not being made from hemp

Didn't this match against The Bar happen last week... Having flashbacks to when The Bar wrestled in the same matches every week for like 70 weeks straight

Also somebody tell Becky Lynch that people who are injured don't normally just use one crutch

Those dumbasses still did Black's entrance too early.

At least this time the smoke filled the stage and part of the crowd which was good.

LAST. TIME. EVER..cause Deans leaving so we really mean it...

2 crutches = 2x the chance she gets whacked with one

US title the passed around whore of the WWE
Still glad the guy holding it is a legit threat

The Bar fucking sucks so much fuck them,,,,,,

Dutch Destroyer Cole you fucking idiot

I hope the Undisputed era stays on NXT forever I can only imagine what Vince will do to them

Read this earlier..spot on

https://nypost.com/2019/03/05/vince-...ecent-promise/

Asuka go to AEW please

Worst would be to never give Kyle O'Reilly a title to deprive the WWE Universe of his air guitar playing skills.

If there is a heaven that is a sin that should bar your entry forever

Cut to Uso in the crowd staring down that guy who had the "marry me Naomi" sign daring him to hold it up again

Can’t believe Naomi got jobbed out to Mandy.

Naomi was NO MATCH for Mandy The Legend Rose

Oh lord they're going to make Asuka lose on Sunday aren't they

Lacey Evans should be taking some notes from Asuka on how to make random entrances meaningful.

Randomly appear, beat up people, ramble in Japanese, and then leave.

Oy its depressing

Mandy vs Lacey Evans so it doesnt overshadow the raw womens title match at wm

goddamnit, taco bell. no one cares about your fucking french fries. bring back lava sauce/volcano menu

the rattle snake fries burrito is pretty good

Mustafa Ali, fabulous he, Ali ababwa..genuflect show some respect down on one knee..

:lol: at the Stunner sell by Bryan. Flew like half-way across the ring.

Mustafa Ali gonna get his WM moment*

*in the ATGMBR

I can only imagine that people jump at the chance to get to sell the stunner it's so much fun

I like Mustafa Ali's new blue gear

:nono:

Going to skip the final segment.

@Droford Ali is South Asian.

Im convinced the crutch is to remind her which leg to sell

God just give her a cane

Becky says she's in Ronnie's head but I think what she really means is Vince McMahon

no legged man

I think the plan is for them to roll Becky into WrestleMania wearing a full body cast and somehow win it's stupid but this is Vince McMahon

That was an ok show entertaining

Just started watching, classic LTTP style, yo!

So, during DB's promo about KO eating copious amounts of pancakes and looking like the proverbial and literal people in the crowd, I flashed back to a time where, a number of years ago, someone here posted "Kevin Steen looks like a fan".

so it will be somoa joe vs cena at mainia

But what if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?!

Looks like "Charlotte" got her mole on her face removed when she was getting some Michelin's stuck inside her chest.

Personally, I thought she looked exceptionally beautiful and athletic while she was in NXT. At the end of the day, it's her body and choice.

http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wp-con...le-550x550.jpg

Also, are female competitors like Peyton and Billie Kay encouraged to get surgeries?

Think its one of those Yes/No type answers in the sense that its no longer a requirement or implied in order to be guaranteed a big push but some still do it because of the lingering perception that is around in WWE.

Same for the closer you are to Vince's ideal image, the more likely your going to be in his good graces for potential big pushes regardless if you earned it or not.