Monday Night Raw is Garbage and You are Trash for Watching It: Official Discussion Thread 5-6-19
 

Discuss below, you filthy animals.

All the Smackdown people are going to be there tonight.
Also people on ladders.

Hmmm tonight I will not partake I genuinely want this show to fail I want their ratings to tank

I got this strange feeling XFL will be semi-shoved down our throats with today's announcement.

Also, about to take my dose of Nyquil to fight this cold I have. Let's see how long it takes to kick in before I say fuck it and go to bed.

Vinnie Mac is here.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

A+ thread title

Hey Raw is my hometown tonight. Had no idea.

Spoiler tags please

Awwwwwwwww fuck.

Forgot about this crap.

WRONG SHOW, ROMAN!

"My house show was cancelled"

Michael Cole just called this "Monday Night Yard"
It's going to be a rough night

I'll believe that when Roman does a full blown heel turn.

roster split over lol

Captain Planet?

Business just picked up.

Roman cutting a promo about loving the WWE Universe.

Kill me.

Vince having trouble saying SmackDown

DBry has CENA NUFF

If a mini invasion is Vince's idea for a quick ratings boost, ain't gonna work.

I smell a six-man tag coming up

Kofi , DBry & Roman

vs

3 RAW stars?

Oh my god.

He's actually gonna do it.

NO REMATCHES, DANIEL!

NEW ERA!

lol the SD title gonna change hands on RAW VINCE IS BRILLIANT

Kiss the "new era" good bye.

Remember, there are no more rematches in the new era!

Ask those tough questions, AJ!

This is a mess

This is absolute garbage. Hope Vince has a stroke soon.

SHUT UP AND FIGHT! ALL OF YA!

AJ and Seth promos ain't it chief

He's seriously fucking lost it. On live television no less.

I watched a clip from a go home show to WrestleMania 2000 and Michael Cole literally said "How will this affect things on Sunday!?!?" four times in five minutes.

OH FFS

Bubby. Sans Lio.

Oh god...

Oh god. Corbin gets a special introduction.

30 minutes. I just, I just can't do it.

Getting WCW Nitro 2000 vibes...

i wasn't gonna watch but from these responses it look like it might be a train wreck.

Ehh tag match, tuning out

Basically -- No stipulations matter for more than 3 weeks and there is no point in investing in any of them or anything.

Sigh.

dis thread is quieter than a pre taped show night

"I have a great idea, even though we just called up like 20 people from NXT and have the deepest roster ever, let's feature the same 6 guys on both show, call it a wildcard pal, genius!"

Vince has done it again folks, what a visionary!

At least Sami is gonna call out the b.s.

Sami is the greatest!

Oh good time for another promo about how viewers are losers for watching RAW

Cool, Latino New day

Sami to AEW

Is Apple Valley Waste a generic WWE brand? Cheap bastards

Lol wtf, we need enhancement matches for Lucha Fucking House Party???

That will drive the ratings for sure.

Where are Ricochet's lazers??

Gone, he now has laser sound effects instead lol

If Ricochet loses to Robert Roode tonight he is out of MITB

Just tuned in, anything interesting happen so far?

no

Watching now... seems so bad based on the posts in this thread so far...

lol

NO

Pretty much anyone can be on any show each week now if they want to be, but the brand split is still intact, it will serve as a wrestler's 'home show'

Ricochet defeats Roode

ohhhh...child stalking. How very TNA of you, WWE

will Bray debut tonight?

@Smeat / Triple A

results:

1. Baron Corbin and Lashley defeated Seth Rollins and AJ Styles when Corbin pinned Rollins.

2. Lucha House Party defeated some local wrestlers

3. Ricochet defeated Robert Roode.

Lacey Evans is beautiful , , ,

Dana Brooke looks good

Lacey Evans wrestling local talent now..

So basically WWE killed the specialness of the RAW After Mania show for a Shakeup that pretty much was meaningless this year.

Lacey is going to look extra dumb if she doesn't win the belt at MitB after this promo.

Then again, would be dumb for Becky to lose her belts on her first defense regardless of her having 2 matches at MitB.

The cancelled SDL house show would have been more entertaining

crowd is dead

Congrats Oakland/Vegas Minnesota Viking Raiders

RAW not trending on Twitter again...

Crowd not reacting at all to the Viking Raiders beating the RAW tag champs is not a good sign for them.

Then again WWE made it way too obvious Ryder & Hawkins were losing by giving them the jobber entrance for tv.

RIP. Rabblin Rabbit or whatever

Guess with Rambling Rabbit's demise, that leaves a spot open for another one of Bray's wacky friends to join the show like Hobo Harper.

The unhappy kids are a sign that Vince is souring on these skits like he did the New New Day.

Haven't watched RAW in a month. This thread isn't making me want to jump back into it.

SD has been good lately. Is RAW really this bad right now?

crowd is dead for Roman vs Drew

yes

It cannot even be helped with the official SD peeps on the show.

So now with the whole Wild Card nonsense going on, legit no reason for Miz to no show Smackdown tomorrow considering he's still feuding with Shane.

Hate The Usos............... "insufferable" to me

Feel like Sami actually being tossed in the trash is some sort of metaphor for RAW in general these past few months.

Im done

Wonder if the Revival regret not taking the pay raise because its only going to get much worse for them these next several months.

Interesting

Lars...so generic. He'll probably be Boring Corbin's lackey soon enough. hate em both

Lost in everything is the Good Brothers who had to go to the ring and just stand there while all that was going on.

To me, that is more burying/humiliating then what happened to the Revival.

I am this close to just giving up this show.

This is the worst episode I have ever seen of RAW and I've seen thousands of them. IDK if the last half hour can save this or not.

Stay strong every1........

"Only 3 people can switch a show"

They said 50,000 times


LARS
Elias
(Shane)
DBry
Kofi
Roman

That Revival segment was one of the worst things they have ever done

WWE has not uploaded any videos to YouTube yet... interesting

Usually they upload clips like a half hour after they happen

Wonder if it has anything to do with the ratings and wanting people to watch live and not on YouTube

lolol. London next week. Did I read that right? Going to be the worst 2 weeks in ratings ever

Haven’t watched. Reading the results, this all just reeks of Vince desperately using everyone he can on Raw before FOX supposedly enforces a strict brand split.

Considering Vince changed the rule not even a full show into the new Wild Card phase of the Brand Split era, I give it a couple of weeks before WWE just forgets they ever placed a limit to begin with.

I hope Kofi doesn't repeatedly stomp on Daniel Bryan's face/head again

And which will be so dumb of FOX. XFL is going to be shared between ABC/ESPN & FOX Sports, FS1, FS2.

That would have made far more sense back when they could have really did something with the WCW Ip

I can't wait to see the wildcard asterisks on wwe.com and wikipedia

Raw main events aren’t as suspenseful without an overrun.