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Ask Stu Hart Anything.
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you know...eehhhhh..these big bastards...ehhh..like that rhino..Anvil... I would have loved..to stretch...ehh..Bam Bam..in the dungeon. ehhh...hmm ? |
Lol amazing.
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It's about time someone did this
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I'm a Mark Henry mark.
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Wow!
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Tremendous.
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Diana...that WHOOORE....ehh....asked if that’s the biggest...ehhh purple head he had...ehhhhhhhh. My fecking kids...most of em...useless. |
Stan Hansen
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Cowboy Bill Watts.
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I almost feel compelled to just post a picture of a red rotary telephone...
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Ehhh.... just...reading what yer fecking...eh..marks are talkin' aboot... Feck...ehhh...some of yer...dumber than my...er...son...Bruce... |
Hey Stu, what did you think of that loud mouth Jerry Lawler insulting you and Helen.
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welll...ehhh
surprised...Jerry...ehhh..had time to...er...think up jokes...yer know?.. ....thought he would..er..be busy...stretching young WHOORES.... |
ehh...ask me...ehh..anything..
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ehh...I'm waiting..for ehh Vince to ...ehh pay me ...ehh for Stampede Wrestling....so while....ehhh I wait...ask me questions... |
Did the Bulldogs ever pull any ribs on you
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Does the dungeon have a secret back room from special stretches?
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Ehhh....Tom...used to...ehhh...make me eggs.....without the...cat shit flavouring...Limie feck... Ehh...in 1935...Randy Orton's...ehhh...great grandfather....ehhh..the basterd...he..shit..ehhh..in my satchel ehh...Davey...that basterd used to...eehhh...drug Diana...and feck her....in her...arrrse... |
Marvellous scenes
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ehh,
In my day....ehhh..this is what ...ehhh wrestlers looked like.... http://www.kcconfidential.com/wp-con...10/bruno-2.jpg ehhh...nowadays... https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/u...-Amore-WWE.jpg ...ehh...the feck is wrong with you youngens ?... |
Would Owen be alive today if he didnt forget to stretch?
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I ought to...ehhh..stretch you...the way...I ehhh...feck it...its time for my nap.. |
Which one of your son gives the cheapest Father's Day present and why is it Bruce?
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Bruce...ehhh...doesnt have a pot to..ehhh... piss in..or a window..to ehhh... throw it out of...basterd. Sometimes...I think...ehhh shouldnt..have cum..in Helen that night... The..ehhh..only..stretching Bruce does...is with a penny.. |
Gangrel once said in a shoot video that he was going to do an angle where he was your bastard child that you disowned but Helen nixed that storyline before it started.....
So do you, Helen, Dean, Owen, Davey-Boy, Dynamite Kid and Smith get together in Heaven and talk about a d-bag Bruce is? |
ehhh...closest I ehhh..came to...Gangrel...was grangrene in...ehhh...1943...
ehhh..dynamite isnt...ehh..up here... |
Hey Stu
What did you think of the Montreal Screwjob. |
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vince....supposed to be....ehhh..a..genius..hey?...why..didn't ..he think to take the belt off Bret...before he told him...to go to...those other fellas.....pretty fecking stupid if you ask me.... Made my son Bruce...look like a genius.. ehhh....I have stretched the lot of em.... |
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What's Helen's butthole smell like?
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Ehhh...Canadian bacon...ehhh
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How many adult diapers do you go through in a single day?
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Ehhh....so many....fecking kids around here....not whhhhh sure which are my ...Ehhh....shitty diapers...Ehhh
Ehhh...I'll. .spend time...ehh...counting em up...will Ehhh be more interesting than...watching....wwe...hey |
How did you feel when they made Diana look like a whore
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Ehhhh,
They ehh made her look like...ehhh a WHOORE... and ..ehhh...a lesbian....because...Shawn is ...ehhh ...pussy |
Diana Hart might actually be the devil. Beautiful but pure poison.
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I heard Karl Gotch walked right into your smelly old baseme-sorry, your DUNGEON, and smacked you around like a bitch.
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Ehhh, That’s ehhh just talk...and ehhh to Karl IF YER WANTED TO TRY ME...ehh...WHY DINT YOU TRY ME !?! |
What are you gonna do you old fart? Spit prune juice at me?
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What do you think about the state of professional wrestling today Stu?
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come down..ehhh..here..and I'll tie you into ...ehh..faggot...pretzel... |
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Ehhh...
I haven’t had hips...ehhh...since...1963 |
What do you think of Teddy Hart?
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"YOU PLAY MUSIC?!" :lol: |
Also, my all-time personal favorite big guy is Kane.
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Ted..ehhh...only exists...so that Bruce can..ehh..have a favorable comparison... |
Feel like Stu Hart should list wrestlers who lack discipline and then list the various disciplinary techniques he would use to break them.
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Stu...thank you for putting your body on the line for us. What does WWE think abou marijuana in the industry now that it's legal in 10 states.
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1.UNDERTAKER
2.KANE 3.BIG SHOW 4.KEVIN NASH |
Mickie James
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Big Bastion Booger
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I think...its better than..ehh alcohol...especially for the boys...doesn't make you look like..ehh...a WHOORE... |
ehhh...Vince is desperate...(reunion show)
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first he hires...that fat jew, heyman...and that con man, Bischoff...Now he is pullin' out ...hogan, Austin...and for feck's sake..Hall..to get ratings.. What's next? WHOORES ? |
This is real good..yes So you wanna go do a line with me on 2 bitches asses?
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Ehh,,
As long as..they don't mind ...eehhh "Front Facelock Blowjobs"...and ehhhh...they can dance...the Charleston... Ehhh...pick me up some..Bluechew...ehhh |
If Lance Storm and Diana Hart were on a train traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Toronto heading toward Edmonton , 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Calgary heading toward Ottawa ...
Why can't God give us back Owen if we give him Bruce? |
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ehhh, because it would be a ...ehh..shitty..deal..for God. |
H........L........A!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When did you realize that Bruce was Satan's butt-hole baby?
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Ehh..
About the...ehh same time...I realized ehhh Diana warhhh...a WHOORE |
Pretty hot though
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The Hart women remind me of Micky Ward's sisters
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Ehhh
IV / X |
If Tom Zenk, Brian Pillman, and Steve Austin were crashing airplane and there were only 2 parachutes .....
Why was Bruce not thrown over Hart Mountain as a baby like in the movie 300? |
ehh..enough about bruce
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What the feck....
Wrestlemania...eh..Bruce could have booked it |
The pink, or the stink?
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Are you practicing social distancing and other safety measures such as wearing a face mask and staying home as often as possible?
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ehh....wrestlemania...eh..stinks . I'm even tired out of the WHOOOORESSS
Ehh...I'm in the Dungeon...are you a good hand sonny ? |
He works stiff from what I've heard
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where are ye feckers ?
Pandemic ? I lived in eh tent in the snow...fecking sawft whippersnappers |
Stu, you ugly bag of bones, how have you been? Still pounding Helen?
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Stu, you old piece of shit, is Helen pregnant again?
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I aint soft like you youngens. You talk about sex...eh..like you know anything about it... Just jerking off on the internets to these pretty girlies. Real men jerk of to Moolah and Mae Young. Go watch yer...eh..flippy stuff by lil boys...and yer pretty WHOOOORES. |
Stu, how many times did you H-bomb Helen?
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power bomb,
Bubba Bomb Mountain Bomb Death Valley Bomb Rood Bomb she took it all.. |
Stu, are you upset at Michael Shawn Hickenbottom because he wouldn't let you stretch him in the dungeon?
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He eh lives up to his last name.. he is a hick and a bottom
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Would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?
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Stu, how is Tony Khan gonna spin the narrative that they beat Smackdown like promised when they actually got 240,000 less viewers?
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Stu, what did you think of the Natalya NeidFART gimmick? And does Natalya fart irl?
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What's the longest time you've stretched someone?
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What's your favorite horror film of all time, Stu?
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Who would win a fight? Monday Night Raw or Bruce?
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Ehh…Bruce could whip the whole talent roster in WWWF
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Who has the best fashion sense in wrestling?
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ehh...all of em look queer...
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