Raw Thread 6/15/19 - Alexa Bliss attempts to avoid NXT Tag Champs Cryme Tyme
 

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WWE needs good HEELS you love to hate

....like Mary Louise on Big Little Lies. That is a TOP HEEL.

Paul Heyman era baybay

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If Bray Wyatt doesn’t show up tonight, a full month after the Funhouse ended, I’ll assume they’ve scrapped the gimmick.

I'd like to see Braun vs Brock at Summerslam.

Awww man I dont want to see authority figure storyline again.

Hrmm ok. I bet No Way Jose is in top 10.

Lol if Rollins wins

:lol: at the production botch.

No KO?? What the fuck?

Lesnar vs Lashley hopefully

I want Brock Lesnar vs Big E at SummerSlam

Rollins Reigns or Stroman

Anyone else I'd be shocked

Heyman give Brock vs Cesaro please

Damn @ Paul Heyman calling Seth Rollins a castrated horse

So did you just call Seth Rollins a horse with his nuts cut off

So is the brand split done? There doing Joe vs Finn? Two Smackdown guys.

They've pretty much blown up the wild card rule

WWE teasing a future Ricochet vs Brock Lesnar feud

I just realized..no Drew McIntyre

Or Shane McMahon lol

Is it me or is anyone else tired of seeing the WWE stick the universal title on Lesnar?

What happened?

Those choices for Becky's SummerSlam opponent are not that great. Putting her on RAW was such a mistake compared to the better matchups she could have had on Smackdown.

Hashtag BROCK'S BITCHES

Maybe Heyman is saving Bobby Roode?????

Yes

Lol pretty ricky

They went too early with the graphics so Heyman made a joke about firing someone in the truck.

Yeass this should be good I love six man tags with great workers.

These are really good trios here

2 out of 3 and the first fall took 20 seconds

I wonder if Chikara checked his oil before this match.

WWE's way of booking these multi-fall matches has been terrible ever since the "no commercial" rule started.

Pretty Ricky looking like early Marcus Alexander Bagwell with the smooth groove.

what the hell is Ricochet doing in the corner? Something going on near the steps.

"okay Vince we will stay with you but we need more money"

"OF COURSE YOU'LL MAKE MORE MONEY"

"And also we want to be top guys"

"Top Guys? Hm......"

Please end the 2/3 falls era...it's like 90% of all matches on RAW now.

o-v-e-r-k-i-l-l

Everyone misheard Paul Heyman, he said Brock's britches

Robert Roode and the Revival sounds like a 50s band name

Good final fall

I think it would be nice if they finally pull the trigger on Braun. Roman makes sense though as well.

I would love if it was something new though. Big E, Lashley, Cesaro, even Zayn would be sweet.

Not Corbin though lol

Yes this is a great

That sell by Ricochet to the Phenomenal Forearm was amazing.

Hope Great Khali comes out and eliminates everyone else in the battle royal goes on to face Brock at SummerSlam

Feel like it will probably be a filler opponent to keep Lesnar away from Rollins/Reigns for a while

If Heyman is booking I think Lashley wins but you never know, Cesaro could get the nod.

Ya but it's Summerslam. I cant see a filler opponent being the guy to face Lesnar at SS. I bet Orton wins. I was thinking Orton might be Kofi's SS opponent.

Old fashioned squash match

Damn that was bad ass

Lashley losing last night makes no sense if that's the plan

Maybe it gets down to the final 2 and the lights go out and then come back on and Bray is in the ring. And then the lights go out again and everyone disappears. Then the titan tron comes on and it's Firefly Funhouse with the final 2 guys tied up in the house.

Is this team going anywhere

Why o why do they keep doing the shit where they cut away to the crowd watching on the screen during backstage segments...

And then Renee goes " OHHHHHHH! "

Whatever they have planned for this Cedric follow up storyline won't wash away how extremely dumb last week's ending of RAW was.


Because Kevin Dunn sucks.

What time is AEW on?

I think it comes on after The Radkes.

Whipped through some A Block matches and decided to finish in the morning.

How's this show doing? Miss anything interesting?

:eek: Cedric won

promo while zoomed in on Samoa Joe's face is cool...

Top 10 superstar battle royale.

I wasn't aware there was a ranking system in place to begin with.

Its been decent overall.

Outside of the 10-man battle royale announcement, just Cedric's surprise win and the post-match brawl between Usos & Ricochet and The Club, Revival, & Roode.

That shiner Joe got on his eye makes him more menacing/scary.

Someone forget to pay the electric bill?

Demon vs Fiend at SS

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

“Wyatt is on Raw!”

Michael Cole ruins everything. He really needs to get the worst cancer.

Really thought the power was going out.

Nice of the Fiend to finally show up.

That match between Finn and Joe was completely pointless. Joe won but still looked like a goof in the end. Same for Finn losing when it had no effect on what happened afterwards.

That was cool I think but feel like this has a very good chance of becoming bad once he starts wrestling regularly (and losing)

Literally no nice hotel would take cash. Credit cards are mandatory.

Mr and Mrs 24/7 champion is better than Mr and Mrs Maverick?

:lol: at Maverick's suit and Truth.

Natalya gonna win SS is in Canada

I'm tired of Cryme Tyme

Liking the pretty fast pace of Raw tonight...

I like Mike's new cuck gimmick.

:lol: at Mike Kanellis getting squashed by Ryder.

This is the most matches raw has had in years

You should kick Dawkins' ass for trying to move in on Alexa. SHAME!

Announcer would've been more accurate and really burned Mike if he'd announced Ryder as winner in less than 15 seconds as opposed to a minute.

These white officials didnt come pull AJ off Ricochet but the moment Ricochet comes out and attacks AJ, the officials come and pull him away. THAT'S FUCKING RACISM!

How is that not a DQ win for Styles & The Club since Ricochet interfered?

That might be the dumbest match restart since the "no commercial" rule started.

They should put No Way Jose with Lucha House Party and put the big chick from Riot Squad with The Viking Raiders.

Like seriously, give me one good reason why the world wouldn’t be a better place if Michael Cole had terminal cancer.

Thinking like an aggressive bowel cancer. Fast, painful, no cure. Everybody wins.

STFU COLE ALEXA BLISS'S MUSIC JUST HIT!

Odds this stays elimination?

GET OUT OF ALEXA'S RING CARMELLA YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OOPMA LUMPA

GET OUT OF HERE BECKY YOU TRANNY BITCH! THIS IS ALEXA'S SPOTLIGHT!

Thinking about Natalya pronounces Naomi as "Nye-yomi"

If you think this same thing, but instead it’s Peyton Royce saying it, it’s absolutely adorable.

I would let my kids spend the weekend on Jeffrey Epsteins island for an hour with Alexa Bliss.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY QUEEN!

Great vag shot of Alexa there.

Naomi's butt is way too big. It's basically a 5th competitor.

She should be using the stinkface

This 4-way women's match has been somewhat boring soo far.