RAW - 7.29.19 - SaMoAn SuMmIt
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The &quot;Samoan Summit&quot; will discuss how both <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> wear shoes and neither of them have been forced to sell having a &quot;hard&quot; head <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1155903729264189442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:lol:

The guy that runs this account is a producer for MLW. I met him at my first show there. Really funny and unassuming guy.

I have a vision of the opening shot ripping across the screen with a jam packed house in ARKANSAS with all of the rabid members of the universe chanting "SAMOAN SUMMIT" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP "SAMOAN SUMMIT" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP...

Oh my god I'm alone in here too :(

What the fuck is this?

Ahahahaha thank God someone thought Gerald Briscoe's victory was as funny as I did and replayed it in the opening package. "YeAh yEaH" :rofl:

Renee Maverick in ring gear is pure sex

Drake's wife is a rassler!

24 person 24/7 match opening RAW

Don't think WWE actually knows what a mosh pit is.

I hate this song.

Truth is the Truth. I love his song.

All these years later, he finally added new lyrics to “What’s Up?”

Heath Slater loves that song too. Everyone else was trying not to grove but its hard!

I feel like if I was at the merch stand and they had a medium in the Maverick 24/7 available I'd probably pick it up.

fun start to RAW imo

Nice, I like the gordbuster being used.

Oh my god! Mike! Mike did it!

That barely had any reason at all to be a mixed tag match.

:lol: at Truth's reaction after the match ended.

Imagine you've flown all over the country to get to Raw for the past 3 months only to be directed to run around the arena chasing after Mike.

Kanellis is actually a perfectly sensible champion given his feud with Drake Maverick

having a 24/7 title match goes against the spirit of the title

LOL WTF WWE WTF

A MORE SOPHISTICATED PRODUCT LOLLLLLLL

Poor Mike, once again got his manhood eviscerated on live tv.

I feel like that line came DIRECTLY from Paul Heyman. I can just see his flabby jowls mouthing the word VAGE INE AAAAA

I'm all for vagina.

I really wish Rey would have signed with AEW. He gets swallowed up here.

What's a Samoan Summit?

I know it won't go but Cesaro and AJ would be the best.

Ya that wasnt a mosh pit. That was a classic man pile.

The gauntlet should be good but it feels fairly silly since it’s obviously going to be won by Ricochet because he’s feuding with AJ.

I know. WWE is so basic with the booking these days. Well, the majority of the last 20 years.

Yeah, Cesaro winning would be tight. Loved his previous US title run. Great matches every night.

Rey's gear is pretty awesome.

I predict a RicoWin

When I think of "peak physical condition" I certainly don't think of Rey Rey.

Why don't wrestlers ever sit down when watching matches backstage?

Rey is so good.

If you read my post in the AEW thread about shitty Lucha Libre. I just want to say how fucking amazing Rey is at making Lucha work in WWE, and look somewhat believable.

:eek: WWE didn't abruptly end the Rey-Cesaro match for the commercial break.

we've done away with the no midmatch commercial rule

Hoping that that sticks.

I'm going to hit 20,000 posts tonight gents. I would like to apologize for all of them.

These two are really good together. (Rey and Cesaro)

Rey vs Cesaro was really good overall.

Rey has some really great SummerSlam performances under his belt.

:lol: at Sami losing via a botched pin.

I am thinking it goes to Rey and Richochet at the end with the OC killing them both to result in a triple threat AJ/Rey/Richochet at Summerslam. 3 generations of the worlds best flyers.

KALAY WAKUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Specifically that one where you bragged about slugging a bitch

Roman spears people in Hobbs and Shaw? Does he Superman punch them too?

That was not me you are confused.

I'd really appreciate it if Zelina Vega sat on my face.

Wow that was a sick ass DDT. There goes my theory.

Nah. Here’s the original which you deleted: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106954

And then a follow up thread making fun of your post about slugging a bitch: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106955

I don’t even know why I’m brining this up. Punch whoever you want.


More entertaining than whatever is on Raw THATS FOR SURE

:roll:

I was hacked by one of the quack mods that used to roll here. That's why I deleted it.

Ricochet looks extra light on his feet. Like he just got done finger scooping some turd out of his butt.

Either Cole had a brain fart or Rey was supposed to kick out of that pin leading to Andrade ripping the mask and pinning a helpless Rey for the real finish.

Whatever the case, your domestic violence brought days of entertainment to this forum. And that’s the most important thing.

This has been really good.

Ricochet v Andrade is my equivalent of RP’s Alexa v Mandy. So much sex appeal.

That Andrade elbow gets me every time.

I think we are going to see a Mask vs Hair/Rey vs Andrade at SS.

Why is Ricochet such a shitty promo?

Ricochet hasnt been this out of breath since the time he jammed all 10 fingers up his ass and forgot to turn the camera on.

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Gauntlet match was pretty good. Should have been Ricochet who got the spotlight treatment instead of Rey though since that match did way more to help Rey than it did Ricochet.

Guess the 24/7 belt is going on a 6-9 months vacation.

Maria is such a fantastic cunt

Pregnant champ. Hm. I kinda like it.

I want to spread Alexa Bliss's yeast all over my face and eat her ovarian cysts.

Maria has the perfect defense you don't dare pin her or attack her because" she's pregnant"

R-Truth going to the OBYGN

Right it looks so chaotic

It would be the perfect time to hit her with a roll up

just wait 7 months

Bray Wyatt looks awesome on the promo graphic.

It would also work if truth was pro-choice because at this point it's just a clump of cells anyway

BECKY YOU STUPID SKANK SLUT!

Turning Becky heel just for this match??? Just cause Toronto???

I would clean Braun Strowmans sperm out of Alexa's asshole and vagina with my tongue.

:lol:

:shifty:

Screw Becky. How dare she put her hands on Finlay

She's not a heel. She's Stone Cold.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID GINGER TWAT! GO SUCK SETH'S BABY DICK WHORE!

LOL Jimmy Uso still drunk apparently.

Gene Snitsky will come back

Bring out the breathalyzers, UUS

jailbirds

Just one.

I wonder if the dude that comes out and grabs Alexa's Moment of Bliss chair after her segment, takes a quick sniff before he gets backstage.

Another useless Moment of Bliss segment.

Tag title match might be decent but don't have any high hopes for it considering how half-assed the tag division is handled on RAW.

I really like all of these teams.

Let's go OC

Renee Young talking in a more subdued, serious and deep voice or something...