RAW - Becky & Charlotte tag team - August 5th, 2019
 

The Road to SummerSlam nears it's end

Becky/Charlotte vs Natalya/Trish Stratus has been announced.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">According to a source in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a>, Brock Lesnar hasn’t arrived yet for <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a>. The source described the scene backstage right now as “chaos.”</p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1158522650555297793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So everything is normal then.

Hmmm

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Merch stands at tonight’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> are selling Ronda Rousey Funko Pops.</p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1158521870506975232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m told tonight’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> is the largest crowd since the post-WrestleMania RAW, with only about 25% of the upper deck tarped off.</p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1158521133718802433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">UPDATE: Upon further investigation, the forklift operator last Tuesday on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> was a temp and not a WWE employee. <a href="https://t.co/f0YhJTpEtJ">https://t.co/f0YhJTpEtJ</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1158524603146362880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Damn...only 2 people in the RAW thread as the show goes on the air...go-home show for SummerFest...

Joe should choke Renee out.

Roman you homo! You had like 10 minutes to get out of the way from that.

Joe is great.

Please choke Becky out. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE JOE!

Forklift has gotten a larger push than 90% of the roster

Trish looks old in the face but yoga’s been doing wonders for the body

Forklift would be a good big man name.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">wait...they were an...independent contractor?</p>&mdash; Jeremy Meyers (@jeremymeyers) <a href="https://twitter.com/jeremymeyers/status/1158526607679791104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I bet Natalya has farted in Becky's face 10 times already.

Charlotte is very good.

Did Trish even wrestle?

Trish never wrestled during the match

NATALYA YOU SELFISH BITCH!

Will this thread get to page 2? Stay tuned

RAWs new intro from earlier tonight

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">new intro ������������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/NKWHron3vN">pic.twitter.com/NKWHron3vN</a></p>&mdash; Marc of the House Targaryen [Wrestling Society X] (@Black_Cena) <a href="https://twitter.com/Black_Cena/status/1158529872144273416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This match is fucking dope. Give Andrade a push already.

Sick match

I don't care who isn't watching this, but Andrade/Rey was fantastic.

That hammerlock DDT is nasty.

I want to drink Maria's placenta

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Uh <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> what is this photoshop on <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealKurtAngle</a> <a href="https://t.co/dBjhcOAlLK">pic.twitter.com/dBjhcOAlLK</a></p>&mdash; Sherman Willis (@ShermanW15) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShermanW15/status/1158538851599523842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lol

https://www.eckankar.org/

the fuq? just had that commercial. crazy shit

OBGY not?

Solid promo by Becky.

Rey/Andrade was the tits, just like all their other matches. So crisp. A great reminder of how wrestling can be the best.


And then I hear Michael Cole and Charlie Caruso talk and I just wish everyone was dead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LOL what is this set, is that a plastic purple table cover on the wall?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/7laXte734q">pic.twitter.com/7laXte734q</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1158541612991037440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I bet Vince still thinks it would have been better if they stopped during the commercial :lol:

Heyman with a freshly dyed horseshoe on his dome

I know it sucks he isn't there often, but Brock Lesnar is the best!

Becky taught Seth her limp

Seth Rollins is so fucking boring

Fans booing Seth

Seth having an emotional breakdown cause he was stupid enough to try and attack Brock with a chair and got beat up again?? Lol

Seth's eventual heel turn will probably be awesome.

Seth Rollins went to the Bella twins School of acting

No one wants to see Brock vs Seth more or less than before

Dear god.

Why did a Cryme Time guy put his hand on McIntyre and Drew apologized . What. The. Fuck

WHOO COHEED AND CAMBRIA!

All this pillaging the Viking Raiders are doing.

Seth Rollins is awful.

YES BRAY. Love that hes keeping the mandible claw.

So he's keeping the mandible claw

The best they can come up with for Drew is a segment where he is being knocked out by a cruiserweight while Bray Wyatt shows up. That is pathetic.

Bray though, best thing going today.

Just tuned in. Anything interesting happened?

Bray Wyatt is a bigger babyface than Seth Rollins

Rey vs Andrade was good

Other than that, 100% missable

OK. Hey lets just not have matches. Let's just have DQ's for the rest of the night.

Does anybody know if the good Brothers have re-signed with this company

6 man TAG PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks. Sounds like a typical RAW.

Trish never wrestled during the tag match, which ended in DQ when Nattie held the sharpshooter too long

If you go back a page you will marvel at Maria's OBGYN set photo

Wonder if Teddy Long gets royalties from WWE anytime an impromptu tag match is made.

6-man tag match was decent.

I just started Raw. 2 things

1)I get the thing for the shooting victims, but fucking over Harley Race for it feels shitty

2)I dont like what I heard of the new theme song

:lol: at the CM Punk chants.

Otis

That Joe-Reigns segment sucked.

Roman Reigns is dead.

Leuk Emia was driving the car.

If only a commercial wouldn't have interrupted the identity of Roman's attempted murderer lol

Probably Vince for Roman being 2 hours late to work.

Did anyone get that license plate? Did anyone call the police?

Alexa, Mandy and Peyton in the same ring at the same time? Fucking hell. 43 days of no fap might end right now.

Mandy Night RAW

RP on verge of heart attack

Feels like this 4-way Women's tag title match is either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck. The disparity in talent level between the teams is pretty huge.

Corey has you covered

Gonna try to suck my own cock to keep no fap alive.

I would like to have an orgy with everybody in this match

I want to eat Alexa Bliss's turd like i'm eating a banana. A turd banana where the peel is made of her blood soaked tampon.

:lol: at the IIconics being the 1st team eliminated.

Why even make them be that dominant in the match to begin with if that was the end result. At least on the bright side, their terrible tag reign is now over.

RIP IIconics legendary run

LETS GO ALEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That butt is so damn good.

:| Bliss & Cross beat Kabuki Warriors for the belts.

Women's Tag belts are cursed.

RP found dead

Goldberg coming out now?

Graves has just been robbed of a reason to make MANDY NIGHT RAW a "thing", keep Renee on suicide watch over him for the rest of the night

If he were to off himself, what would be the most hipster poser way he could do it? Heroin overdose? Like the old rockstars?

My God... Seth was so bad.

Seth really seems to be going off the deep end after displaying so much promise ALL of last year.

Miz/Dolph contract signing is the main-event of the go home show for SummerSlam

All this for a pre show match

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I hope his hat stays on!

Dolph Ziggler is a legend. A legendary LOSER.

GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG

Well ok.

I was hoping it was HBK.

Seth is back in the WWE?

After all that shit he's been saying about them for so long?

Didn't help that his top star push cooled down a lot the moment Reigns came back and then got quickly overshadowed by both Becky and Kofi for Mania. Whatever good will he had lingering from that amazing run last year was pretty much extinguished via his recent Twitter antics.

At least they're paying off all those shots Dolph was throwing in for what seemed like no reason but to bury Goldberg.

YES! THE ABDOMINAL GOLDBERG!

Matt Riddle as Goldberg's opponent would have made way more sense considering Riddle trashed him for weeks on Twitter.