Monday Night RAW 12/02/2019 - The Queen vs The Kabuki Warriors
 

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"2-On-1" Handicap Match
Charlotte Flair vs WWE Women's Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors, Asuke and Kairi Sane

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Seth Rollins to issue an apology on RAW

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">After a long few days of soul searching, I’ve decided that this coming Monday on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> I would like to issue an apology to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TEAMRED?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TEAMRED</a> and the <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> Universe. I hope you’ll hear me out.</p>&mdash; Seth Rollins (@WWERollins) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/1200572287222722560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2019</a></blockquote>
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lol

Nah

Is that everything they’re advertising for this week?

Let’s have a contest about how many times during his promo Seth Rollins will start a sentence with one of these phrases:

You see...
Guys...
The fact of the matter is...
You know what...
Let me tell you...
Here’s the thing...


Closest guess without going over will receive a fabulous prize. Let’s see those guesses!

Bukkake Warriors vs Charlotte in a who squirts first match.

*shrugs*

If the show opens up with the Raw roster beating the shit out of Seth Rollins, that might hold my attention for a little while.

RAW should open with Kevin Owens dressed as Tugboat and Sami Zayn dressed as The Mountie

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Will Nia Jax be the next &quot;The Rock&quot; or &quot;Stonecold Steve Austin&quot; in your opinion? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1201657789187284992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lmfao

If Bob gets arrested in the Rusev/Lana/Bob crap than the Reddit leaker is real

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There are baseless rumors floating around that tonight's RAW is going to be bad. Completely false.<br>In an unrelated note, see what happens next with <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@LanaWWE</a>'s restraining order against <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RusevBUL</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1201565158033768452?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

A.O.P. rolling up in their wannabe A-Team van.

Samoa Joe on commentary?

Okay then.

they should keep him there for awhile.

TV-PG just went bye bye.

AOP are TBD

Really good show so far!

Opening segment was whatever.

Guess on the bright side, at least it didn't led to a random tag match right after like WWE almost always does whenever a bunch of people suddenly show up during the opening promo segment.

YOU BASIC CANDY EATER PIZZA EATER BASIC BASIC EVERY DAY MAN

AOP just beating the crap out of Owens for a few minutes would have been way more interesting and less annoying than this Lana & Owens stuff.

Commercial.

That fast.

:roll:

Vince's grandchildren conveniently forget to tell him about bring your grandparents to school day.

Rusev's under the ring, isn't he?

guess they changed it after being spoiled

Some cops.

Rusev has a mugshot shirt

Can we go back to 45 minutes of McMahon

Reddit don't lie

This is so bad it's great.

THAT'S ASSAULT!

:| More Lana & Lashley stuff tonight.

This is going to be like last week's SmackDown where too much time was spent on just a couple people.

Bonus Lana arrest not mentioned in spoilees

Damn @ Lana's top

Heh heh. Even sprung for some cheap cop lights.

this show sucks

Lawler is insufferable.

Whoever came up with the Lana/Lashley stuff tonight probably should get put in a box and mailed to Antarctica.

Poke a few holes in the box to make sure the person has some air and light and toss in some snacks for the trip.

lana being such a bad actor is the only thing that saves that angle

Drew states he's upset at Orton for being cryptic about things on Twitter so his evidence is showing him getting eye poked by Orton last week.

How are those two even related?

Monday Night RAW is trending worldwide on Twitter right now, good job guys.

This might be one of the weakest McIntyre promos in a long time.

Uncle Allen...lol

Cue the Street Profits?

I guess not

This is bad

:lol: at Carrillo's new theme.

This whole segment quickly turned into a giant mess.

Lashley is #15 worldwide in Twitter trends so far...that's it

Love how WWE is annihilating former Cruiserweight Champions on RAW and Smackdown. Makes me want to tune into 205 Live even more.

crowd dead

Feels like the whole purpose of 205 Live being included in the Draft was just to pad the rosters with more jobbers.

Outside of Carrillo, nobody else drafted from there has won a match on RAW or Smackdown since then. Even Carrillo looked like that was going to be his destiny until very recently.

Eric Young on RAW

eric young...

...

i haven't had cable in a year or 2.....and i missed the rare eric young appearance that wont be shown on the hulu version? laaame.

Eric Young should have avoided the tattoo artist

Eric Young sort of looks like a tattooed and slightly bulkier version of Steve Austin during his "Ringmaster" days.

Want to watch a JOI video where Zelina Vega yells at me...

Feels like that match didn't really help Andrade at all.

He went from squashing opponents the past couple of weeks to having a semi-competitive match with Young who has been mostly irrelevant ever since his call-up.

feel like this might be the raw that finally drops below a 2.0 on a non-holiday

eric young, in person, was the nicest and most awkward human i've ever paid to say hi to.

no way jose...

special shout out to tpww legend schlomey stopping by tonight

Vikings vs. Seahawks MNF game has been very competitive although also somewhat low scoring so far which might help out WWE a bit.

very kind...i just wish i could actually watch the show...mondays are the only times i miss having cable but the $$ saved at the end of the month makes me feel better.

Seth Rollins

Arrive
Talk
Leave

For someone who boasts about being the leader of RAW, Rollins leaving in the middle of the show seems very un-leaderlike.

...........

Josebuds

Hammerfall is a sweedish heavy metal band

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Someone's a WWE fan (Just bring it shirt right at the beginning)

Almost 2 hours into the show and not a single interesting match has happened yet.

She needed to ask nicely

Charlotte Chair sign wins dumbest WWE sign 2019

:lol: at Vic Joseph claiming WWE Backstage is the most talked about wrestling show every week.

I find Kairi's evil laughter to be absolutely delightful.

I don't like the KWs non mashup theme

This feud between Charlotte and Asuka has been really dumb.

Especially with Charlotte being pretty bad playing a face role and the backwards logic WWE has used for the story.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jerry Lawler doing the impression of Asuka and Kairi <a href="https://t.co/W3lkvzTPuN">pic.twitter.com/W3lkvzTPuN</a></p>&mdash; Ryan �� (@RyanonWrasslin) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanonWrasslin/status/1201697824498487296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This handicap match has been a bit sloppy soo far.

Asuka/Kairi legit the thing I consistently enjoy on RAW each week

was really nervous Charlotte was going to pin Asuka/Kairi clean...glad Charlotte lost

At least their finally making Charlotte look strong. :roll:

Wow! Kairi Sane just pinned Charlotte Flair.

That handicap match was really dumb. Asuka and Kairi struggling that much to beat Charlotte made them look really weak in the end especially with the lack of cheating shenanigans.

Charlotte really is the "Roman Reigns" of the women's division considering how overbooked she is compared to the rest of the division.

One really baffling thing tonight -- Next week is the go home show for TLC and RAW hasn't set up or announced any matches for the show.

Vikings Raiders tag title reign has been a big dud in terms of quality considering its been almost nothing but squash and jobber matches from them.

Ever since they won the belts, they've had just 2 matches that were actually interesting and one was Gauntlet style match and the other didn't even have a finish.

Ricochet trying his darnest.

Is Samoa Joe retired?

who were those country singer hipsters

Carrillo's old theme was a lot better than his new one.

Whoever WWE hired to replace CF$0 might actually be worse than CF$0 was based on some of the new themes across all of WWE's brands.

tune in next week on the go home for TLC when we announce the card for TLC

Just out with a thumb injury for now... supposed to be back "in a few weeks"

No.

Based on what Joe said a few weeks ago, he's probably returning somewhere between late this month to late January from his broken thumb injury.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brock Lesnar=non-existent top champion <br>Becky Lynch=hasn’t been on for weeks <br>Viking Raiders=facing enhancement talent every week as champions <br>Rey Mysterio=who is he even feuding with? <br>Your <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> champions! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1201708726132125696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Rey/AJ
Charlotte/Becky vs Kabukis
Seth vs someone
Lashley/Rusev
Vikings vs someone

Fiend/Freshly shaved Bryan
Bayley/Lacey
New Day/Revival
Shinsuke vs someone
Roman/Corbin

Best RAW in YEARS. Resubbing to network right now!!!

Wish Gallows would have gotten his chin locks out of his system during commercials...

Tags in Karl Anderson, who applies a chin lock

Lawler trying to name off super hero factions

I'd swap out Rey with Truth and/or the 24/7 champ du jour and RAW has been pretty bad in terms of interesting champs and title feuds for a while.

The 24/7 title shenanigans peaked with the Truth and Maverick stuff and hasn't felt as interesting ever since the Draft and Truth splitting from Carmella.

Muted it... Vic Joseph's voice making me feel sick...