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Name a wrestler who has never done anything awful
...and let's see how long it takes before they get named for doing something awful.
Hillbilly Jim Bobby Eaton Matt Hardy |
Matt Hardy did the “Woken” gimmick in WWE, that was pretty awful.
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Daniel Bryan he seems like the perfect tolerant wrestler to fit the whining crybaby bitches today's fans have become.
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Hillbilly Jim once ate a bear after his mother slaughtered it. It was his first meal.
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Mongo
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Lol Mongo disappeared multiple times in WCW on one of his crack binges
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Christian
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Fairly sure Matt Hardy had a domestic violence incident with Reby.
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From wikipedia
Hardy was arrested for a DUI on August 20, 2011. Two days later, he was arrested on felony drug charges when police found steroids in his home. In November 2011, Hardy was removed from court-ordered rehab and sent back to jail for drinking. In January 2014, Hardy and his wife were both arrested after a fight at a hotel. |
Pretty much every wrestler from North Carolina has done some awful stuff
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Lol Bob Backlund
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Matt Hardy had no chance did he?
Woke gimmick set him up beautifully. |
Rock N Roll Buck Zumhofe
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Mustafa Ali
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Chris Hansen "shooting" a new show.
To "Catch" A Wrestler |
Man, I should write for Leno.
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Pat "on the ass" Patterson
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Pat Peter-Son
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Bobby Jaggers
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Tito Santana
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Probably the Undertaker.
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Chris Benoit
's former tag team partner Dean Malenko |
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Hulk Hogan
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Dennis Stamp
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Molly Holly
I think I'm going to win. |
Not to be confused with Bob Holly.
YEAH. I GOT AN IDEA. HOW BOUT I WIN THE WORLD TITLE. |
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Nobody books Dennis Stamp, not even cops. |
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El Dandy
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Tetsuya Naito
His birthday was..monday..he's the same age as me..but anyway |
Droford it's never your birthday.
Ask the universe. |
Kane (May 19th storyline notwithstanding :shifty: ).
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His whole in ring wrestling was awful... |
The only thing that Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat ever did wrong was get married to Bonnie.
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Triple H. No, I’m trolling. Owen Hart is my best answer. Granted, he broke Austin’s neck, but it wasn’t done on purpose of course. Other then that story, I’ve never read or heard about Owen being a mean person. He was like everyone’s younger sibling, pulling funny pranks.
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Pretty much his entire in ring career from 99-04
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He sucked way worse in the mid 90's fighting El Gigante, Kamala, Bundy and all that shower of shit.
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Undertaker matches were never ever great wrestling matches though. They just had loads of cool shit in them, gimmicks galore.
His entire career was a hot shot. |
Finn Balor
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Spike Dudley was probably a pretty nice guy
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It's the reason why he was so pumped to work with Mankind when he debuted. He finally had a feud with someone who could work. Who was the best worker he feuded with prior? Yokozuna? |
That was my point though.
His in ring work has pretty much always been hampered by injuries or opponents or his age. It doesn't matter because people always loved him but I don't remember too many worse matches than in his 1993-95 stint. |
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If Mick Foley hadn't thrown himself off and through that HIAC cage the match would have been terrible because of Taker's gammy foot.
His best matches revolve around people killing themselves to get him over. Bundy, Kamala and El Gigante couldn't do that. Taker's in ring work was good but not great in retrospect. He just had the best gimmick of all time and a fantastic look. That's today's HOT TAKEr |
He all of a sudden got really good in 2005
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Did he ever do the Last Ride after he dropped the American Badass gimmick?
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I remember when he first started doing it I thought "Why the fuck wasn't this always his finish?!"
He would have been undisputed king of the powerbomb forever. Probably would have crippled a few guys on those old rings though. |
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Just watched a video where he did it to CM Punk so he definitely did
Never a fan of the Last Ride and a Powerbomb is my second favourite finisher behind Clothesline From Hell Hated how he grabbed his opponents trunks. Looked weird. Plus if Gorilla Monsoon were on commentary, he'd call for an immediate disqualification for holding the rights |
Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura called for disqualification ten times a match anyway though
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"They're hanging from the rafters Jess"
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Braden Walker. Look at that man, so nice and friendly. They should have had him be a gimmick where he lives up to his name and just walks around. His catchphrase/gimmick would be "Hey! I'm walking here!" and you would have constant segments where Braden is power walking in the back and gets interrupted by others, including his fans. "Where is Braden walking to?" would be a big part of the gimmick. In the ring, he would constantly lose matches by walking out of the ring and continuing to walk and getting counted out. |
Norton and Vader's powerbombs make the last ride look like a fun little romp.
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Gorilla Monsoon was somehow one of the best and worst commentators of all time.
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I agree with that 100%.
He's so out of place on those early Raw's. It's insane that he was calling matches in 98. He's a lot better in House Shows I find. Loved the pairing of Gorilla and Lord Al |
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I think Gorilla Monsoon is underappreciated as wrestler |
I wish there was more footage of his 60's stuff
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It's funny because in a suit behind a desk he just looks like a regular guy.
He was a mountain upright though. And yes agreed on him being brilliantly bad. |
"You're never gonna pin a guy like Moondog Spot with a pin attempt like that Jess"
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Randy Orton
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Shane McMahon
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Marty Jannetty
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(Also apparently spat on a kid in a wheelchair once.) |
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Austin Exile
Swede Savard |
Smooth Tommy Suede
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The King of Clubs Nikky Chance
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"Randy poured lotion in her bag" "Randy poured shit in her bag" "Randy shit in her bag" |
I think he also wanted (forced?) people to shake his hand after sticking it down his pants and dropped the N-bomb on twitch.
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He was pretty hard into drugs for a while
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Wayne the Convenience Store Guy
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Ricky Steamboat?
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Does marrying Bonnie count?
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Pretty sure it wasn't done at his behest
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Ric was squeaky clean until this week :( :shifty:
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CODY
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Cody raped a golden retriever
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Danielson
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we should make a casual version of this thread wheres its just "name a human"
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My vote goes for CJ Jundt. The owner and creator of CJ Jundt's backyard wrestling. He is just one of the nicest humans to have ever exist on this planet or any other planet. I cant think of anything bad he has ever done! |
The definition of a "Stand Up Guy"
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Or any other planet? Have you been to every other planet?
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Planet Stasiak
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Vince Russo
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Greatest gimmick that went nowhere. |
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Me
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