WWE presents the Premium Live Event WrestleMania Backlash brought to you by WrestleMania Credit One Bank
 

WrestleMania Rematch Rematch: “I Quit” Match for the SmackDown Women’s Championship
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. WrestleMania Ronda Rousey

WrestleMania Rematch
Cody WrestleMania Rhodes vs. Seth “Freakin” WrestleMania Rollins

WrestleMania Rematch
AJ Styles vs. Edge

WrestleMania Rematch
Bobby Lashley vs. Omos (w/ MVP)

Singles Match
Madcap Moss vs. Happy Corbin

Six Man Tag Team Match
UWU Champion WrestleMania Roman Reigns & SmackDown Tag Team Champions Jimmy & Jack Uso vs. Drew McIntyre & Raw Tag Team Champions WrestleMania Randy Orton & WrestleMania Riddle.


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Are we hyped?

Lots of WrestleMania Rematches.

Not hyped at all, but it should end up being a solid card.

Cody/Seth and Edge/AJ should be really good [again]. Not super hyped about the rest of the card, though.

Disappointed they're not unifying the tag titles. Hope that actually happens at some point.

Hope Drew Gulak somehow helps Ronda win so it sets up his match with Charlotte.

That could literally be the strap line for this show.

UWU CHAMPION

That’s correct.

If there was a poll I think I’d have to vote for “Not that motherfucking pumped!”

Done.

so hyped i don't have peacock now

Been looking forward to this all month!

Not at all. Looks pretty ass on paper.

The six-man tag is going to be pretty stonkers. AJ/Edge…ugh. I just don’t care. Will be good. Charlotte and Ronda is likely going to be either fine/surprisingly good or overwrought and bleh. I won’t care. But if it doesn’t offend, whatever. Madcap Moss having a coming out party should be fun. Cody/Seth should be good and Lashley/Omos will hopefully be better than it has any right being.

Everything feels different. I think they should have 7 matches. I dunno what else has been building up. I guess they want to save stuff for television and Hell in a Cell (wrong time to do that). But Becky/Asuka and/or Owens/Ezekiel would make sense to add.

Whoa baby!

It is weird they didn't schedule a pre-show match but perhaps it's for the best.

My predictions:

Rhodes
Omos
Edge
Rousey
Moss
RKBro/Drew

No way The Usos and Roman don't take the 6-man.

Omos going to pass out in the Hurt Lock.

Working on a specific body part is my favorite WWE trope.

Holy shit! Rhea Ripley!

Edge submits AJ in 15 min when Rhea Ripley interferes and joins Edge's stable

Rousey winning the title doesn't justify her losing to a big boot at Mania. It was a bad booking decision.

Pat talking about CBD and Graves suggesting crossing the border to Mass :lol:

I shit you not! That Randy Orton hot tag was one of the greatest things I've seen in a very long time.

This trios match is fantastic.

You know shit's good when Michael Cole is genuinely excited.

What a fucking main event. Wow!

Take that Dynamite title unification main event!

So close, but also, you picked against Roman, dude hasnt lost since before Covid!

Sounds like a fine, if unremarkable, show.

Wow what a show! 9.5/10. Not a bad match on the entire show.

I’ll take The Bloodline vs. RK-Brosen Ones over Page and Punk in the clash of main events.

It was a fantastic B level Premium Live Event. The main event was phenomenal.

The crowd was so loud that they didn't even need the fake crowd shots or chants.

Slik very quietly sitting in the corner while eating his crow with humble pie dessert.

Ill take Happy vs Madcap over an 0-2 turd being presented as an actual threat to beat anybody, let alone the World Champion.

I think the show could have been better with the unification and Roman vs. Nakamura. But they wanted the tag team main event, because tag team wrestling actually matters in WWE.

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It’s fucking crazy AJ is still going like he is.

Wish Edge wasn’t doing the current Judgment Day thing though. Maybe it’ll get good soon? I’m skeptical.

Page 2!

*Page 1 Backlash

So you are now concerned about page count for threads? That is strange but intriguing.

Let's write about it.

I believe the original page count for threads, which was accredited to how successful a "FedBad" ppv was, and I quote:


"Weak as shit".

I’m more concerned with Supreme’s WORDING of the page count as I think mine was more fitting given the branding of the PPV. Drave seems down to write about page counts though. I look forward to the spirited, good faith discourse.

Oh I truly don't care. I was quoting someone who had a very strong opinion and page counts on TPWW as a measure of success

Damn. Tough luck. Maybe we can get that guy, whoever on earth he may be, to write about it for xrod.

So you thinking writing about something yourself is problematic?

So...Ghostwrite about it?

oh boy

Alright, who wants me to ghostwrite a post on the topic of page counts for them and how much are they willing to pay? xrod seems horny for my written words on the subject ONLY so you could probably split the cost with him. Interesting trades considered.

I'll give you some green dots bro. guaranteed to make you higher than 1 billion giraffe necks stacked on top of one another.




FINAL OFFER!!~

So now that I am posting like you, you think that makes me horny? Surprising Freudian Slip there, huh Fan?

I’ve already got more green dots than I can handle. Get your hands on some of those rare white dots and we’ll talk.

Oh, is that what you were going for?

xrod Caliendo over here with the killer impressions.

Do Destor next.

What is the deal with fan’s new obsession with writing? Is he finally going back and completing high school-level English?

Just another reminder that ignoring him alters NOTHING positive about your TPWW experience. He has no insight to share. If you ignore him he’ll go after Lock Jaw, XL or Fignuts next or start yelling at walls. He’s not worth the effort of an actual discussion. He clamps up and starts dodging as soon as he can.

Block him and watch him squirm, because he needs to fixate.

I’m so fucking good that I can get people to talk about me twice as much AFTER they pretend to ignore me. Legend.

So you did not even realize I was parodying you, even after I told you that is exactly what I was going to do?

For someone always beating the reading comprehension drum, that is a pretty embarrassing whoopsy.

Not the best Destor impression.

Not the worst.

Now do ron the dial.

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not good. i don't care about mma.

Damn. Try Noid?

Karate black belt Eric Bischoff could easily tame Phil in his prime. No doubt about it.

I watched WrestleMania Backlash with my wife. Her main take away was “why does the commentator keep saying Seth “Freakin” Rollins?”

… Did you attempt to give her an answer?

These verbal viruses are so distracting to casual viewers. I remember when I watched with someone and they became hyper-aware of how many times they were saying “heinous.”

Yeah. It’s always really interesting to see what she picks up on, and how some of the stuff can be really glaring/off putting.

Where would I even start?

Just wanted to throw in that I am glad the WWE doesn’t jam everyone onto one show anymore. We’ll see how their next stadium shows go, but they can make every PPV feel unique by just focusing on a few stories.

I did appreciate the 3 hour runtime. Still 1 too many matches I couldn’t care about.

They can definitely make their programs more interesting. Edge vs. Styles should not be something I give zero fucks about.

but why is it

Feels like they’re taking some of these feuds into a 3rd show too. Could easily see Styles/Edge in the Cell, and a final match between Rhodes/Rollins and Omos/Lashley, though hopefully they can blow that one off on TV this week.

I saw a commercial for RAW the other day that was a Seth promo basically and wondered how anyone could explain the name choice.