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RP 08-16-2022 10:09 PM

Name a WWF/WWE Diva and I'll Tell You The Chances He Fucked Her!
 
Chance rating goes 1 to 10.

Stephanie .... Counts

Helmsphere 08-16-2022 11:01 PM

Mae Young

Blonde Moment 08-16-2022 11:03 PM

She probably took his cherry

Vastardikai 08-17-2022 12:01 AM

Bertha Faye.

Helmsphere 08-17-2022 12:35 AM

Bull Nakano.

My guess is yes and that's how the Amazon position was invented.

Mr. Nerfect 08-17-2022 05:32 AM

Shawn Michaels

Sepholio 08-17-2022 07:20 AM

Noid getting straight to the heart of the matter here.

Helmsphere 08-17-2022 08:20 AM

Well Shawn Michaels was clearly a diva.

Blonde Moment 08-17-2022 08:36 AM

Bret Hart.
Shawn was stealing his man

Sepholio 08-17-2022 09:08 AM

I'm starting to wonder if maybe there was a bit more to Lars Sullivan's mental breakdowns...

Sepholio 08-17-2022 09:11 AM

"You wanna main event Lars? You know what you have to do..."

"But boss I'm not..."

"Shut up Lars, we all saw the movie."

"It was a weird time in my life and...."

"Do you want to main event or not?"

"Yes, but..."

"Then get on your goddamn knees"

"Yes boss."

"This is such good shit"

Mr. Nerfect 08-17-2022 10:45 AM

There’s a lot of plausibility in that joke.

RP 08-17-2022 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helmsphere (Post 5572187)
Mae Young

50% chance.

Stu Hart 08-17-2022 12:26 PM

Chyna

Cloudy

Linda

RP 08-17-2022 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spilchuk (Post 5572202)
Bertha Faye.

15%

RP 08-17-2022 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5572226)
Shawn Michaels

0%

RP 08-17-2022 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helmsphere (Post 5572204)
Bull Nakano.

My guess is yes and that's how the Amazon position was invented.

0%

RP 08-17-2022 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blonde Moment (Post 5572232)
Bret Hart.
Shawn was stealing his man

15%

RP 08-17-2022 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu Hart (Post 5572260)
Chyna

Cloudy

Linda

70%

20%

100% until she shit her last kid. 0% afterwards

Frank Drebin 08-17-2022 01:08 PM

You think he was having sex with her while she was giving birth?

RP 08-17-2022 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 5572274)
You think he was having sex with her while she was giving birth?

99%

Blonde Moment 08-17-2022 02:25 PM

Anal.
Would explain Shane

XL 08-17-2022 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572181)
Chance rating goes 1 to 10.

Stephanie .... Counts

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572259)
50% chance.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572261)
15%

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572262)
0%

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572263)
0%

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572264)
15%

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572265)
70%

20%

100% until she shit her last kid. 0% afterwards

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572279)
99%

Fuck sake.

Mr. Nerfect 08-17-2022 05:36 PM

Believable numbers.

Mr. Nerfect 08-17-2022 05:36 PM

Sable

RP 08-17-2022 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5572301)
Sable

100%

Tom Guycott 08-18-2022 02:12 AM

All these percentages mentioned, and nobody is accounting for Kurt Angle. Such math amateurs.

I'm also surprised nobody went for the low-hanging fruit in Ashley Massaro.

Helmsphere 08-18-2022 02:54 AM

But Kurt Angle knows he can't win so he won't try.

Now let's talk percentage that Scott Steiner fucked Vince.

XL 08-18-2022 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 5572543)
All these percentages mentioned, and nobody is accounting for Kurt Angle. Such math amateurs.

I'm also surprised nobody went for the low-hanging fruit in Ashley Massaro.

All these percentages mentioned when the OP clearly said 1-10 rating.

RP 08-18-2022 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helmsphere (Post 5572545)
But Kurt Angle knows he can't win so he won't try.

Now let's talk percentage that Scott Steiner fucked Vince.

0% Vince fucked Scott

75% Scott fucked Vince

RP 08-18-2022 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XL (Post 5572590)
All these percentages mentioned when the OP clearly said 1-10 rating.

10= 100%

1= 10%

Its not hard.

Mr. Nerfect 08-18-2022 06:39 PM

Nailz

XL 08-19-2022 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5572671)
10= 100%

1= 10%

Its not hard.

Yeah man I know how to work it out. Just stick to what you said. Ok!?

XL 08-19-2022 02:34 PM

:kiss:

RP 08-19-2022 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XL (Post 5572807)
Yeah man I know how to work it out. Just stick to what you said. Ok!?

I'll JUST stick my dick in your moms pussy OK!?

XL 08-20-2022 01:26 PM

I mean if you want…

Seanny One Ball 08-23-2022 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sepholio (Post 5572236)
"You wanna main event Lars? You know what you have to do..."

"But boss I'm not..."

"Shut up Lars, we all saw the movie."

"It was a weird time in my life and...."

"Do you want to main event or not?"

"Yes, but..."

"Then get on your goddamn knees"

"Yes boss."

"This is such good shit"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5572246)
There’s a lot of plausibility in that joke.


I know, I made that joke nearly three years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5310915)
Lars Swallow-Vin

To be the man you have to drink McMahon

Prescience

Sepholio 08-23-2022 06:21 PM

You should do stand up. Maybe you could even be voted the second funniest guy in your city.

#1-norm-fan 08-23-2022 09:46 PM

Seanny’s good at ridiculous wordplay shit. I’m a fan.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-23-2022 11:05 PM

#1-Ball-fan

xrodmuc316 08-24-2022 12:07 AM

Stand up jokes huh???

Quote:

Knock Knock
Who's There?
CM Punk

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

#1-norm-fan 08-24-2022 01:00 AM

I think I’m slowly catching up to Punk on cumdorx’ boner material list. I knew it was only a matter of time before I was included in his Punk meme-rotica. It gets his cock BOILING, HEATED, SIMMERING AND INSTANTLY DUNKED ON!

Vastardikai 08-26-2022 10:26 PM

Here is one I KNOW Vince fucked (but not like that, I don't think):

Wendi Richter.

Mr. Nerfect 08-27-2022 12:00 AM

Stephanie counts, but does Shane?

Mr. Nerfect 08-27-2022 12:00 AM

Has Johnny Ace watched Vince fuck?

ron the dial 08-27-2022 12:01 AM

I bet they made a few hot tags

Mr. Nerfect 08-27-2022 12:08 AM

Most of Johnny Ace’s best finishes came from tags in Japan.

Tom Guycott 08-28-2022 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5573979)
Most of Johnny Ace’s best finishes came from tags in Japan.

First thought is Jim Cornette talking about how Mrs. Baba liked "the cute gaijin with the dimples"...

So, with that in mind, this sounds like Ace and Baba Eiffel Tower'd her.

#1-norm-fan 08-29-2022 01:29 AM

All we know for a fact is that Johnny sucked Shane Douglas’ dick.

Helmsphere 08-29-2022 02:59 AM

Did he do it while sliding back and forth on a skateboard?

Mr. Nerfect 08-29-2022 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helmsphere (Post 5574244)
Did he do it while sliding back and forth on a skateboard?

Vince and Giant Baba have better shots at being able to skateboard than Johnny Ace.

Tom Guycott 08-30-2022 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5574240)
All we know for a fact is that Johnny sucked Shane Douglas’ dick.

Well a crowd sign said it, so it must be true!

Ol Dirty Dastard 09-01-2022 09:37 PM

Bashton Booger and Leilani Kai


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