AEW Dynamite 3/22/23 Thread
 

Starting us off with the Young Bucks being taken to a nearby medical facility bah gawd

IT’S STIIIIIIIIIING

Good start to the show with the Ambulances

I like the aesthetic of the Kip/Penelope/Butcher/Blade group

Plus The Butcher is still just really fucking cool in general

fun opener

lol @ Sting with the OC shades

lolllllllll looking at the double or nothing banner

Joe Sting Cool

Finished eating a halloumi sandwich... very good (fried halloumi, tomatoes, tzatziki on pita bread)

lots of commercials, it seems

Feel like every commercial is geared towards 50-60 yr old men...

hate Excalibur's voice... seems very "unprofessional"

Huge pop at the Omega vs Vikingo promo

Interesting @ red, white and blue ropes...

So are the Elite faces now?

his voice on that promo package was awful

was thinking about the guy in the scary movie films with the tiny hands for some reason

i like the gunn club's entrance music

FTRRRRRR

FTR Bald has totally ruined this team for me because he never shuts up.

doesn't make sense in storyline that they would just suddenly offer to "quit AEW" + just bums out the crowd

Leila Grey the hottest person in AEW......

lololololololol Stokely

I mean the Gunns were adamant nothing FTR could offer would give them a title shot, until it wasn’t

Also it makes sense because FTR are catty about their contract status so the results of this match will just lean into it

Not sure I’d rank her #1 but that’s because the competition/my penis is stiff

Stokely is a national treasure

lol @ receipt from Wing Stop

damn stokely taking that guardrail bump

RIP Stokely

lol Hook clearly missing with the chair shots

fun first hour

The Firm cheering for Stokely every time he looked at them only to look like he was about to die as soon as he turned his back to them was brilliant

i'm really only here for omega/vikingo but yeah that was fun

TECH N9NE

hell yeah

o god so bored by Adam Cole

"the crowd goes mild"

Adam Cole reminds me of really bland guac

daniel garcia feels like another guy now...

thought that sign said local pegging enthusiast

Garcia doing a good job

Cole looks way skinnier / smaller now than he did before even

Alexa Bliss revealed on The Masked Singer


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">�� TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheMaskedSinger?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheMaskedSinger</a> <a href="https://t.co/dr6aRgIEq6">pic.twitter.com/dr6aRgIEq6</a></p>&mdash; The Masked Singer (@MaskedSingerFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaskedSingerFOX/status/1638703050197209089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yeah Callis definitely paid to have the Bucks jumped.

how long until mox blades

devious don callis

i wonder if don callis was friends with bobby heenan

I hope immediately I love it

moxley and stu having communication issues it seems

does pegging enthusiast frank drebin still watch aew??

he's too busy raising a child or something???

By "raising" I assume you mean selling a kid to pfwd on the dark web

Also I heard he's too busy experiencing reGINA with LJ to watch.

gingerly forearms and elbows from Stu

for a Porsche and cocaine if I recall

I am here for a Stu Grayson win.

then you are not here friend goodbye we love you

lmao rip jordan

Ricky Starks should wear a bucket hat like Jake Hager

would you stop it

Sticky Rarks has challenged THE JEWS

battle of the big booties

A rare bloodless Mox match. He only saves that for the special ones.

by the power of grayson

i have the power

manifesting aleister black skeletor cosplay gear

fkn qtv

qtv a gimmick dated by like 15 years

horrible...

Love Skye Blue

Wish she could win a Dynamite match sometimes this century

Good butt cleavage balance in this match. Usually Anthoni Storm is unmatched as the butt meat queen but Sky Blue entering her hat into the butt meat game.

I originally thought that QTV, given QT Marshall’s resemblance, that he was gonna do some Alex Jones conspiracy theory gimmick

made me think of this post which i think of too often honestly

same spray paint angle and some1 running in for the save for the 9th week in a row

RIhO!

Women’s division is on such auto pilot booking. Khan really doesn’t seem to give a fuck.

Riho randomly swinging the fake pipe as she runs down the ramp lol

Did they say 161 pounds? That means he really weighs about 125lbs

lol @ superkick party sign

Damn he's like Rey Mysterio's size, interesting

dude is so sick

Wonder if the internet’s biggest Roman Reigns fan Marc Deering is here live in Independence, Missouri for AEW Dynamite.

I like Vikingo's gear

DVOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!

GET THE TABLE!!!!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No green for me tonight I’ll be invading Smackdown Shield 2017 style. <a href="https://t.co/UUeXCINH3x">pic.twitter.com/UUeXCINH3x</a></p>&mdash; The last Hound of Justice! (@MarkDeering3) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkDeering3/status/1636746388573757441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I got cheated no Roman this last Friday in Kansas City that was the main reason I went was hoping I’d see Roman.</p>&mdash; The last Hound of Justice! (@MarkDeering3) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkDeering3/status/1637624519404711937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Vikingo fucking rules

and props to omega for being such a good base for vikingo's insanity

cool...

Hand Vikingo a contract with the terms left blank and just let him fill in whatever he wants.

ouch @ kenny's head

Vikingo vs PAC please and thank you.

Don being at ringside very suspect...

Good lord

jeez

Fucking hell

I can get down with that

oh shit

THAT is the match

Kenny Omega should never be seen in AEW again after that. He's dead. It's canon now.

AAA wrestler does a crazy move, gets an AEW chant... :lol: