AEW Dynamite - March 29, 2023
 

Hope it's good...

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Thought the Young Bucks injury thing last week would finally be some cool mysterious storyline instead of 95% of storylines just being people running in after matches... but just was writing them off for real injuries

Good looking card aside from a Matt Hardy singles match

Don’t mind them getting the one match I don’t care about out of the way first

Credit to Matt for still getting people chanting DELETE tho

Just did some pushups... gonna try to do a few pushups each night

Willow vs Soho is gonna lose about 200,000 viewers

wish this match wasn't on

sensing this episode will not do a good rating... opening with this match and cutting to commercial like 7 mins in

matt hardy match going too long

hate the "forearm to the back of the head" finisher... feels like a bunch of wrestlers suddenly have it as their finisher

cool @ going to Long Island next week

Wish Marko Stunt would come out and nail MJF with a shooting star press and challenge him to a world title match...

Kinda not into this due to not really caring about Jungle Boy

that segment went on way too long

lol @ Daniel Tosh vs Arn Anderson sign

12 year old Mentally Tiny Khan

"Ok you guys talk to each for for 10 minutes, then MJF says you have a weak weiner, and you beat him up Jack, IT WILL BE GREAT!!!!!"

:roll:

Forgot Jungle Boy was banging Anna Jay. Lucky bastard.

DALTON CASTLE YES

The Boys dead

I love the BCC as heels. Simple but effective. Come in, fuck people up, leave.

Nice @ Kenny using his NJPW theme for the title defense

I never knew that Cobb was in the Olympics.

Love Omega! :)

I hope if I keep doing pushups I can have cool pecs like Kenny Omega or Jeff Cobb in 4-6 weeks

Pretty good ep so far

Good that they're doing show-long storylines

damn @ Danielson still being in BCC...

Hope they still push him like a big star and actually let him talk this time...

good twist w Bryan Danielson

BCC vs The Elite Anarchy in the Arena is gonna be so goddamn fun.

evenin'

I like OC and Butcher :(

AEW now has a black referee. Has anyone pointed out that they have the first blacked AEW Referee in AEW history?

Pretty sure we’re gonna get ROH heel Danielson aka the best Danielson

Thoughts and prayers to those about to get their fucking head kicked in

I think he's the best ref though, just a few minutes and I can tell he's a hell of a lot more Hebner than Aubrey.

damn

hope callis is ok

feel really pissed off every time that "here comes peter cottontail" commercial comes on

damn @ ruby soho vs. willow nightingale next... imagining them doing the spray paint thing to Willow Nightingale again and having Riho run out with a pipe for the save again................

what is the main event tonight

Adam Cole vs. Garcia I guess

Yeah Cole was always main eventing, they’ve been hyping the shit outta it and it’s the natural lead in to the all access show

Speaking of main event, BCC/Elite and Hangman could totally headline the PPV over the four pillars AEW Title match

I thought Starks vs. Juice Robinson was supposed to be tonight

hmm new shitty theme for Ruby Soho? a shame

Juice Robinson sounds like a goober

really wish this match wouldn't go through a commercial break

Sounded like it was a theme specific for the Outcasts stable and they all walked out together. Toni’s theme rules too so hopefully they still keep their individual themes

Willow so much fun. I know she’ll never be a big deal but I enjoy her.

Basically a modern day Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Think someone in the crowd has a whistle... wish Bill Alfonso was still someone's manager

Hayter "levels above" everyone else

This is the EXACT same segment they have done like 5 weeks in a row with the girls lol

“Outcasts beat down face, grab the spray paint, face run in for the save” for like 10 weeks in a row. Hopefully that Jamie/Riho goodness will be a nice change of pace next week.

At some point you’d think the faces would ask the other faces to accompany them to the ring to counter the heel group always winning That Damn Numbers Game but eh, chalk it up to faces in wrestling being dumb I suppose

Warlow

Finally, only took them 105 minutes to feature someone who can draw Bay Bay!

wish miro would join commentary for this match

paul wight should come out wearing fedora/sunglasses to scout adam cole for new his stable

adam cole w/ his advocate paul wight

'frying pan sized hands'

- michael cole

'rocketbusta'

- tazz

Garcia probably has more main events than anyone in AEW history other than Jericho and Moxley.

'let the pigeons loose'

- taz

AEW is really hard to watch for me. I don't know, I'm changing, I like Survivor now.

u gonna watch rassle mania @ jordan

going to kill myself @ peter cottontail song and commercial 4 some reason

One more week of this bullshit and then Easter will be over

Maybe the Easter bunny will die in somebody’s house idk

Garcia looks 10x better in this gear than the spandex tights.

:lol: I double take every time I remember it’s still on the air

Danielson going for the Big Show face/heel turn record.

hoppin down the bunny trail

peter

here comes peter

cottontail

I am going to France tomorrow on vacation, but it's a good idea for the 8 hour flight back.

Haven't been able to watch a full episode of WWE TV in a long time though so I am not really aware of the Road to Mania this year.

if daniel garcia was in wwe he'd have a gimmick where he ate a lot of buffalo wings

Good first hour, terrible second hour imho

Nice!

Have a great time in France!

stupid...

Honestly that was a really solid match.

Jericho and Cole is a very good feud and then having Jericho and Garcia split after and throughout is also good.

Oh man, Tay definitely talking in her deaf person accent on this show lol

sammy going to be annoying af in all access, can already tell

AEW All Access
Doesn't have shots of Tiny Khan doing coke and spazzing out

Already a lie

getting total divas vibe from this

at least 2 clips of him hugging people in the intro I think

LMAO, except the whole time she was in WWE :rofl:

this is where tony will get the women in

this seems super scripted, just like any reality show

Rhodes to the Top was better, and that show was horrible lol

fun Dyno

All Access clearly scripted but still lol at them already burying Thunder Rosa 7 minutes in

I'm very much immediately remembering what the big problem with a "hey, want to see what pro wrestlers are like <I>outside</i> of the ring?" show is.

Wonder if Bobby Fish is gonna sneak in anywhere on this show

Luchasaurus basically acting as the Bucks’ heavy IRL

Watched enough BTE to know he flies in with the Bucks from Cali most weeks

LOL Chris Jericho and Sting have their own locker rooms listed on the board, like it is their office.

I called one of the spots already...

Also, the fact that this was aired means that someone approved it. And Khan allowed it on his show, which means he is openly sponsoring the bullying of his talent.

damn this show is an hour

I miss Ultimate Slap Fights