AEW Dynamite - 5.3.23
 

Dyno Mite

Miss Kylie O’Reilly

Bandido very cool

lol @ shirt

How come Keith Lee doesnt help Cole when Cole just helped him?

jim ross would call this a donnybrook

Fun atomico to this point. OC and Bandido being sunglasses buddies is the best kind of flimsy justification for an alliance.

You hope being able to team with Bandido will give guys like Adam Cole and Orange Cassidy some much needed rub

panties. renee's. what color

watching .

What is the purpose of Just For Men One day beard product? I thought grey was in

I miss Statlander :(

I hate the BCC

idk why my brain immediately shuts down when Moxley starts to talk and I never have any idea what he says

Mox giving me a "gimme a fucking break I must be back in The Shield" facial expression vibes

oh god @ Outcasts

worried that they are gonna do the same spray paint run in angle again...................

Willow can sit on my face

Good morning, champions @ all my AEW Dynamite brothers in this thread

They absolutely will :rofl:

What city is this

RIP rez

That's mean spirited of you. I'd have a very elaborate L shaped wooden straw to take breaks and breath.

SHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL EVERY FUCKING WEEK

this storyline w paige is dumb

a little twist this time...

boner boner boner boner boner

Feel like Shida "returns" every 3 months

gotta go find my only modern day wrestling t-shirt (Shida Street Fighter) ahhh yeayhhhhhhh

:shifty

https://i.etsystatic.com/28128863/r/...90850_gsjf.jpg

LOL so House of Black can just make their own rules now

What did they say, what are their rules... all I caught is that there are 20 second count outs and DQs are enforced...?

Where is the tightrope guy? Have they already forgot about that Megastar?

wish jerry springer was still alive and a backstage interviewer in aew

No rope breaks, but yes DQs lol

will hobbs and his advocate jerry springer

are sally jesse raphael and donahue 'still with us'

I’m all for House of Black fucking shit up every week

blackpool combat club and their advocate phil donahue

willow nightingale and her advocate ricki lake

Harley Cameron. Horny.

Yes they are apparently. Sally Jessy Raphael is 88 and Phil Donahue is 87. Ricki Lake 54

did vikingo sign w aew i don't remember

BOOOOOOOO at eliminating Lucha Bros

lol @ Hobbs eliminating himself

I wanna see Penelope and Julia sccccisssor

Butcher and Blade lose. Water is wet.

Acclaimed and House of Black is an unexpected feud but I'm looking forward to that match

The Acclaimed and their advocate Maury Povich

Don will probably cost Kenny something soon.

If there were a clean slate, who should Don advocate for next? Obvi, a heel.

Eggplant parm

Don could work wonders with Miro

Biker Cutler and his advocate, Don Callis

I feel like the dinosaur is going to unmask soon, finally. this back and forth face/heel/face/heel shit is as stinky as Simple Fan's unclean butthole.

(Salutes Honorably)
Gory Gory What a helluva way to die!

lol, Cutler did cross my mind finally losing his shit against the EVPs but I'm not sure Bobby Heenan could make a main eventer outta em

wtf

am

i

watching

Was Jews Robinson over as a heel in Japan

Seems way too goofy to be playing a “cool heel”

The Writers' Guild stuff right meow. I fully expect Freddy Prince Jr will make another push at building a promotion.

Poor pro wrestling promotion writers (poor poor writers if you work for Vince). No representation and gotta keep on keepin on.

Which is a deep thought that deserves its own thread by someone.

Juice doesn't interest me

LOL Jay White an absolute afterthought

Advocating for an Eggplant Parm would be a premium angle

wish owenbrown was still posting


picturing him suplexing Triple A into a pile of Popeye's Ghost Pepper Chicken

Trips is too important to be wasted on a one off limited time only chicken product.

Lather him up in Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch instead.

with papercuts

lol @ clapping thing before diving to the outside

MJF effortlessly countering a code red into a wheelbarrow bomb. Ridiculous

Oof at some of the landings in this match.

lol nice. that was cool coffin drop

decent storytelling. it looked bad on paper but working out. i approve

Saraya in AEW is kind of like WCW bringing in Warrior, but then pushing through with him and not cutting bait.

Toni Storm should be in this Bullet Club Gold shit and Ruby Soho should be a babyface.

Did Keith Lee and Swerve Strickland ever end their program?

The card for Double or Nothing looks to be shaping up like:

* MJF vs. Jungle Boy vs. Darby Allin vs. Sammy Guevara. Lazy fucking way to throw them all together. The timing isn’t right for these guys. Only Allin really feels like someone who can be a main event player.

* The Elite vs. The BCC, possibly in Blood & Guts. Shoot me now. The Elite suck. Moxley sucks. Yuta isn’t there yet. Claudio is a background player and Danielson has been turned so much he doesn’t matter.

* The Outcasts vs. The Not-Outcasts. Fucking yay.

* Chris Jericho vs. Adam Cole. You might as well throw in Keith Lee and do a “Who Looks the Worst?” three-way concern over the guys’ health.

* Ricky Starks vs. Jay White. How’s that push going, Ricky? I hope he didn’t get fooled into signing a long-term deal with the Jericho win being dangled as a carrot.

* The House of Black vs. The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, House Rules. So basically every AEW match. The Acclaimed have been successfully cooled. Way to go, guys.

* Wardlow vs. Luchasaurus. Yay.

SHIDA to the Outkasts. Love it.

Fuck.

Where is da bunny?

DEAN

I have been hot and cold on the 4 way Main event build but I found myself amazingly hyped for it during tonights main event. Feels like the 4 of them will put on a banger and while my brain knows MJF is winning my heart could be convinced JB or Darby get a win and it would be a good thing. I will buy the PPV for this match.

The BCC Elite stuff would be 100 x better for me if they didnt use the screwdriver at all... use a bottle, use a crowbar, use almost any of the old wrestling tropes and use it well rather than a screwdriver where it feels like theres no way to elevate the confrontation now that I want to see.

I am hyped for Mox vs. Omega, if they dont go full reatard stabbing each other it should be awesome!

Christian vs. Wardlow has great potential. Make Christian champ please.

Felt like a solid show.