Where is mordecai?
 

He hasn't been on for awhile.

Dead and buried.

Phew *wipes forehead*

So was he on?

Oh, so they DIDN'T show his match with Paul London? I guess I'm not so mad I missed those 15 minutes (I went to take a shower cuz I thought the Cena match but 15 minutes later, he was just facing his first opponent).

Typical WWE or maybe he's just injured his neck already?.....

....which means he'll come back for a title push

Mordecai will win the Cruiserweight title.

PS. 2 more to 800 posts! :yes:

^^ he isn't a cruiserweight.

And he had a squash with Paul London last week. They didn't show his match.

two weeks in and he's already doing dark matches? he'll be around for a long time then

Since when has that stopped anyone?

anyone can win the CW title, man, woman, shrubbery.....you name it.

he didn't impress me much....

I was extremely impessed by him, it was just my worry that they had him speak too soon. I would have liked to seen him as the silent Mordecai of the Lord or something. Not cheap-heat-I'm-praying-for-you Mordecai. I'm hoping mordecai/Undertaker gets delayed until WrestleMania 21. Until then Taker can work a program with Eddie Guerrero, The Dudley Boyz and maybe a few others. Mordecai can continue on his winning streak, before he decides to feud with John Cena or something, after he goes after Torrie Wilson for sinning.

ya I agree with Taker/Mordecai at Wrestlemania 21. It's way too soon to push Mordecai

as a monster face.

Duh? The joke is based, in part (I presume) on the fact that he only seems to be fighting CWs.

...A...SHRUBBERY????

Now thats something I'd pay to see.

It could be protected by the knights who say "nee"

And, I start a John Cena rap.... somehow

What makes you think hes like Hardcore Holly?

Noo!

That'd be awesome.

Word life! This is basic shrubanomics!

...A pretty one.

I know, He's got the looks but does he got the touch? Dont get wrong though I think he's alright.

:D

Please tell me some one knows where thats from.

Dude there is SUCH a custom title in there.

<i>I'm unwiltable but I'm forcin' you to prune me!</i>

And also anyone on earth, even John Kerry has a chance of winning the Cruiserweight title.

:rofl: :lol: awesome

Sounds like a Shania Twain song

yo yo yo yo...

I hear the jolly green giant been movin' in on my bitches
I'm straight brambles--I'll leave him in stitches
Gots tha moves like Michael JAckson after he rolled in poison ivy
Think I'm small potatoes? Step up and try me.
I won't beat around the bushes it's a thorny situation
i hear you got caught with your pricker in A-Train's "station."

Okay, that sucked, but I'm tird.

Ok seriously where is Mordecai? I'm in England so I haven't seen smackdown yet

LOL


It's a shame his push has kinda halted for the last two weeks.

You must spread some Reputation around yada-yada-yada

Superb rap! :y:
I thought it was 'Ferntastic'

*Free post*

:shifty: :D

He does a promo about someone tonight.....

I hope they're not seriously considering Mordecai and his "victim" for a feud. Talk about jumping the gun... but if Joey's rumor is correct, it'll be another and more legitimate feud.

Mordecai should feud with like... Hardcore Holly. Except then he'd automatically turn face cuz... you know... he's going against Holly.

I don't think he ever said Eddie Guerro in his promo so you never know.

A champion who lies, cheats, and steals. A champion who's a liar, a cheat, and a thief.

Also, factoring in that the tag and CW titles changed hands that night, effectively ruling them out.

Did CW change before the promo? what about the US title.

Groaaaaaaaaaaaan :lol:

Yes, he didn't, so I'm hoping they'll swerve us or something. I'm just hoping Mordecai gets some.. you know... credibility before he starts feuding w/ main eventers.

Also, I believe Rey won the belt before the promo.