What we know about WWE superstars
 

I remember a thread on the lines of "What we know about WWE superstars" but I can't find it anywhere. :(

Post some random facts on the lines of: ie Nidia is not well liked backstage, Jeff wasn't released from WWE sooner than later because he was generally a "good kid" backstage. Etc etc. Don't state the obvious things that we already know (ie Hardcore is a bully, Bradshaw rapes monkeys etc)

Bradshaw rapes monkeys?!! he just earned some respect from me, those critters are fast and you can never sneak up on them

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10699

That's the old thread that was on a while back.
Probably better sticking to the first page, because the second one is all me and paranoid rattlesnake taking the piss out of each other.

The Undertaker is balding.

almost everyone in the WWE is balding

Even Steph

JR is going insane!

*No, wait... that's false isnt it?*




*watches raw*

*nods in agreement with everyone*

Jericho and Benoit are gods amongst internet fans

Actually, was looking at a match with taker from mania 15, looks to me like his hairline has been that way for ages, just shows more with the shorter hair.

Steph IS Rhyno with implants

Nah Steph has always been bald

"Macho Man" Randy Savage CANT rap

:eek:

Vince McMahon likes boobies :shifty:

A-train once shaved.

^^
His head

Kane manually starts his barbeque at home.

:shifty:

The reason Jeff wasn't released sooner was because he shifts A LOT of merchandise.

Rico......... is a gay

:eek:

Thats a filthy lie, you take it back! :'(

HHH has a big nose.

Shawn Michaels is the #1 enemy of the blood bank.

Trips is #2.

Stephanie Squirts....

knowing the guys on this forum, there is NO WAY this thread could have been taken seriously. But it was a good dream.

<font color=cyan>Bradshaw sucks!













okay, now lemme see what this thread is about..... ah, facts about wrestlers!

Triple H uses his nose to hold down wrestlers.
Randy Orton is loved and hated at the same time.
Lita is trying to get her own wrestling school up.
Bradshaw sucks.

Hulk Hogan's daughter is hot!
Mick Foley's wife is Hot!
The WWE diva's are hot!
Stephanie Mcmahon is Hot!
Linda Mcmahon was hot, back in the day!

I.E. Yesterday.











What? :shifty:

Triple H has a water fountain at every corner of his house.

David Arquette was a better champ than DDP.

I will kill you. :|

Wow. In one stroke, Ferocious just proved that he's dumber than I.

Jeff Hardy's afraid of heights.

After finding out Aaron Carter has been dating his daughter Brooke, Hogan told Aaron "I know this isn't your first bbq, so you better act like you don't know how to cook."

I think its Hoganese for "Don't fuck my daughter". :yes:

I Heard He Said:

"Fuck My Daughter And Will Hulk Up On Your Ass...Brother, Now Go Take Your Vitamins, Say your Prayers, And Get A Wristwatch So You Can Wrestle!" :shifty:

You gotta pray, train, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, be true to my daughter, be a real Hulk Hogan's son-in-law. HUUUFFFF :mad:

RAW IS MAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I was just jokeing, right?

:nono:
Edge....

Didn't You Get The Memo?


RAW IS MAVEN is the Sean O'Haire Of TPWW, only without talent,credibility, etc., etc., etc.

Therefore, His name shall not be mentioned unless in captions where applicable. Which, thank god... there are none!

And if you look up you will see him dangling in a flaming cage as the loyal Steelers point out is stupidity!

MWA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A



I'm JamesSteele, And I Approve Of This Message.


Have A Nice Day.

You just spared me a long pointless drawn out rant.




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Have A Nice Day.

Triple H holds down eveeryone at WWE.

:|

Vince Mcmahon holds down everyone.

He has the roll-up as his finishing move! :p

BAHGAWDTHEROLLUPABROKENNECKTHEREWHATTHEBBQSAUCEWHATASONOFABITCHBAHGAWD

JBL attends NRA, KKK, AA, and Pokemon meetings. After all,he does like raping monkeys. Oh and Chuck Palumbo listens to Hurricane's warnings which explains why he never comes out to wrestle.

Lita botched giving head a few days ago causing her quite the injury... Ironically, she's going to team up with Kane from now on under the gimmick of the 'One Eyed Monster'.

Jim Ross is ugly.

There was a time when Triple H was not the World Heavyweight champion.

Do you all know?

The only thing that could possibly be dumber than you is the hardened skin that covers a massive big boil on a pregnant water buffalo's ass.

By the way just so you know, the Arquette DDP thing was a joke (a shit joke I'll admit) but easy enough to understand.

Ain't you got someones bathwater to drink?

Sadly mistaken my dumb acquaintance:
:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:
Ferocious > Shadow
Goldbird > Shadow
c4g2 > Shadow
TheOneLameGunn > Shadow
big_bluto > Shadow

Team JWO > Shadow!
:y:

My left-over Pizza crust > Shadow

Naitch > all these new wave wrestling forum jobbers that all posted above me, combined and rolled up into a ball made of shit

except deadlyheaven. He's alright

:D

I feel such love from this forum. I really do.