Yes, I am Al Wilson
 

I've decided to take the time to sign up to a wrestling internet forum, as a way of learning more about my daughter's business.

Please make me welcome.


(And thank you Mr. NoJabbaNoBogRoll for allowing me to use this hilarious avatar.)

RAW IS MAVEN wb

boooooo this stinks

your al wilson?

I have been warned that kids on the internet are kinda suspicious, so if anyone wants confirmation that I am who I claim to be, message me your address and I'll send an autographed photo your way. :y:

booo you still suck

How was shagging Dawn Marie? Is it true you died because you found something you didn't expect on hir?

mr wilson i m ur biggest fan i luv u plz can u send me ottograffd pic plz my adres iz 4120 braeburn drive fairfax va 22032

maybe he died of shock seein somethin on him he didn't expect to see.

Ha. I can see that I will be amused during my time here. :lol:

It's on its way kid.

I thot u wer ded?!? WTF!? WRSTLING INT REEL!?!? OMGWTF!? Unles u ARE ded... OMG!

:shifty:

Hello sexyman alive!

By the way, Torrie says 'hi' to all my 'internet buddies' (meaning you guys).

cmon asshole, your son in law should have been me :mad:

Yes because torries there right now :roll:

She just left to get pizza with a friend.

LMFAO Best Gimmick ever.

Doesn't smackdown do their tapings now?

al wilson, plz go have sex with a hot girl again

What are you talking about? Smackdown is on Thursday.




I'll get in trouble if I suggest otherwise. ;)

Remember the time "Louie Anderson" showed up here? Ahh...those were good times.

Whether or not this dude here really is the real Al Wilson, at least he seems to have a decent sense of humor, instead of being a total dick like Louie.

lol

You'd be surprised what a bit of TV time does for someone's appeal to the opposite sex. ;)

Welcome Mr. Wilson. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Do you like Smackdown! ? and do you like Raw? who do you enjoy on the two shows if you do watch them?

So when are we electing the new mod? :mad:

Yes I watch both shows when I can.

On Raw I enjoy watching Ric Flair (probably because he's closer to my age than most of the others), and I also like Eugene.

On Smackdown I like watching my daughter, of course, and I also think the Undertaker is very good. Oh yeah, and I better mention my son-in-law or I'll be in for a cheapshot next time I see him. :lol:

You need to go RP now in the Up your Ass thread :mad:

Fair enough to. :y:

Sadly enough this is how the kid actually spells...Can you send his poor family money to put him in school?

How old is he?

14 :'(

Al, your daughter is one sweet piece of ass. Even though just standing there and looking pretty hot is her only real talent, I'd still hit that harder than Stone Cold would. Please tell Torrie to meet me in the janitor's closet backstage when I'm at Summerslam :naughty:

Torrie read that over my shoulder and laughed. I don't know if that's a yes though.

She's busy at the moment.

Besides, she already has Dawn and Sable to fight.

I had to eat my hat when I found out it was really Paul Bearer on the 1wrestling forums, so I'm not too sure how to approach this.

<font color=cyan>...OMGWTFBBQ!?!??!?

web address?

Are you asking about the actual thread? 'Cause that's long gone. 'Twas at http://www.1wrestlingtalk.com/, though.

Does your daughter love getting her face painted white?

I read dead people....

Why do you have an avatar of yourself dead? Don't you just want to avoid anything like that now? I know I would if I died in some bizarre sex accident and was to be revived in an angle with Booker Shango that eventually gets axed and possibly just to be killed again in a mishap involving a roll-up. But then again, I can't animate my own icons so I couldn't do that.

:rofl:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gonMad00 again.

And incase anyone was wondering, I am actually Stephanie McMahon's father :shifty:

Seriously can I ask what entertainment you get out of pretending to be someone your not? Why be Al Wilson? How did you land on the idea to pick him...why not Lance Storm or even Torrie herself.

And in the future one might want to think about keeping away from pretending that Torrie is in the room with you, since you don't even live in the same state as your daughter. Just an idea though.

Very creative mind you have.

I didn't make the picture, NoJabbaNoBogRoll did. And I think it's very funny. :)

Hi Vince. ;)

I can assure you that I am not pretending to be anyone.

And as for not living with my daughter, she left home a long time ago, but I'm on the road with her quite often. I've made many friends at WWE.

:lol:

Dude, Brock Lesnar is sooooooo gonna kill you.

...if you weren't already dead.

I'm confused.

OMG, I was just going to say that. LOUIE ANDERSON was the first real troll that I remember. He was the first one I "met" after I signed up here anyway.

Also, this thread is hilarious.

I'd like to note I am mordecai.

I am the walrus.

Goo Goo Koo Joob.

This guy is gonna take Best Gimmick at the next Markys