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Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:28 PM
Post here and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick.
 
DO IT.

CosaNostra 10-19-2004 04:29 PM
Go..........

DMI 10-19-2004 04:29 PM
k

asphyXy 10-19-2004 04:29 PM
3

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CosaNostra
Go..........
Your wrestling name is "The Warden," and you are a heel. You constantly lock WWE Divas up in cages and taunt them with sandwiches. You also play sort of a Bossman enforcer-type role.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deadman Inc.
k
You are the "teenybopper," and you have a stable with all the other chicks on the forum. And you all wear purple and pink and shit and GIGGLE. Your entrance theme is probably some Nickelback song.

123 kid 10-19-2004 04:33 PM
okies

BungeeWithNoCord 10-19-2004 04:34 PM
let me guess the one for me......

im a daredevil who constantly jumps off of things [bungee] but i always get pushed off and die because i have no cord

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by asphyXy
3
You are like the Headbangers, minus the gay outfits. You walk around backstage saying completely irrelevant things in your interviews. And you say shit like "metal" and hold your fist up. Then you kill people and play their bodies as guitars like From Dusk Til Dawn.

Jonster 10-19-2004 04:35 PM
:wave:

CosaNostra 10-19-2004 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
Your wrestling name is "The Warden," and you are a heel. You constantly lock WWE Divas up in cages and taunt them with sandwiches. You also play sort of a Bossman enforcer-type role.
:lol:

El Santo 10-19-2004 04:35 PM
Alright, I'm game.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 123 kid
okies
You are "Micky Dee" and your catchphrase is "I'm lovin' it," you are currently feuding with Rikishi and Rosey. You also wear one of those gay red visor things and have pimples.

V 10-19-2004 04:36 PM
:cool:

Sephiroth 10-19-2004 04:36 PM
Aight, give it to me.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BungeeWithNoCord
let me guess the one for me......

im a daredevil who constantly jumps off of things [bungee] but i always get pushed off and die because i have no cord
I won't even go there. But your gimmick is like a little Chinese kid obsessed with feces, and your name is "Pupu." You smile when you get the stinkface.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonster
:wave:
You are like Tarzan. You walk around in jungle garb. You carry a cage with you to the ring. Whenever you are losing, you start Hulking up and making jungle cries, and a bunch of apes and shit bust out of their cages and start having sex with everything in the ring. Your name is "Ooga-Orgy."

CosaNostra 10-19-2004 04:40 PM
RB now give yourself a wrestling gimmick.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohan3k
:cool:
Whenever someone cuts a promo, you stand there trying to look as cool as possible. Then you start acting like you are summong some Saiyan-Jin powers or some shit, but it doesn't work, and everyone just looks at you like an idiot. Your finisher is, "KAME, HAME, HA!!!!!!!!!!" and it is just like a drop kick.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth
Aight, give it to me.
You are "Euro-Slut Banger," and you are mad over in the UK. You are like Val Venis, except you don't use innuendos, you just walk around saying you fuck European sluts. You are in cahoots with Vince McMahon.

BungeeWithNoCord 10-19-2004 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
I won't even go there. But your gimmick is like a little Chinese kid obsessed with feces, and your name is "Pupu." You smile when you get the stinkface.

errr... im not the womans champion by any chance am i?

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CosaNostra
RB now give yourself a wrestling gimmick.
I am the anal-retentive antagonist. I am a heel.

Sickboy 10-19-2004 04:42 PM
Talk to me!

CosaNostra 10-19-2004 04:43 PM
When you do these you should mention wether someone is a heel or face.

Also, what kind of sandwich do I taunt the Divas with?

Splaya 10-19-2004 04:46 PM
Pick me.

BungeeWithNoCord 10-19-2004 04:49 PM
im serious am i the womans champ???

i would say its a cheese sandwich

3:16 10-19-2004 05:17 PM
I'm in..............

Azriel 10-19-2004 05:37 PM
Go for it.

Innovator 10-19-2004 05:39 PM
DOOOO IT

Drakul 10-19-2004 05:42 PM
hi

MVP 10-19-2004 05:45 PM
Word up

OssMan 10-19-2004 05:46 PM
jindrak is a fag

Gone Mad 10-19-2004 05:46 PM
POST!

Sephiroth 10-19-2004 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
You are "Euro-Slut Banger," and you are mad over in the UK. You are like Val Venis, except you don't use innuendos, you just walk around saying you fuck European sluts. You are in cahoots with Vince McMahon.
:love: One word: Baby

loopydate 10-19-2004 06:07 PM
[Something funny, so that when RB quotes me, people will laugh at how witty I am.]

V 10-19-2004 06:14 PM
god dammit man, i'm sick of all the dragonball references, time to change my title

HeartBreakMan2k 10-19-2004 06:15 PM
k

SuperSlim 10-19-2004 06:24 PM
this seems highly uninteresting but I'm bored enough to see what you do

thecc 10-19-2004 06:32 PM
do it up hardcore style

Savio 10-19-2004 06:51 PM
Holller.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Santo
Alright, I'm game.
Your gimmick is "El Pimpo Grande The Hutt," you are basically this huge guy who gets wheeled around with bitches chained to him. You get wheeled into the ring, and the way you win is by taking up all the space, your opponents get counted out. You also end your promos with the phrase, "Booooooo-shudaaaaaaa."

Corkscrewed 10-19-2004 07:03 PM
Gimme a good one and I'll rep you.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sickboy
Talk to me!
You are a skinny guy in glasses, who says that he is allergic to everything. "Sickboy." And you are fed up with all the germs going around in the WWE. Your finishing move is "The Sterilizer."

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splaya
Pick me.
You are "The Playa," a tiny little kid who like, goes around backstage trying to be everyone's friend. Your gimmick is that you go to give someone a high-five, and they leave you hanging. Every week you come out on the mic and ask people how much they like you.

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3:16
I'm in..............
Uh, your gimmick is "Fun With Math!" and you like, walk around saying shit like, "My Foot, plus your ass, equals you getting your ass kicked!!!"

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trnbuckle
Go for it.
You are the turnbuckle, and you are sick and tired of mother fuckers being Irish Whipped into you. You made your debut when Shawn Michaels did his crazy "flip over the turnbuckle bump" and you grabbed him and beat the shit out of him.

Mike the Metal Ed 10-19-2004 07:09 PM
IRON MAIDEN

Rock Bottom 10-19-2004 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator
DOOOO IT
I'LL GET YOU LATER. u r next.

Jorgha 10-19-2004 07:13 PM
I wanna play....

Johnny Vegas 10-19-2004 07:25 PM
Me Next Bitches

Shadow 10-19-2004 09:37 PM
I already have a damn gimmick.

John la Rock 10-19-2004 09:41 PM
giddiup

LK 10-19-2004 09:57 PM
Sup

3:16 10-19-2004 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
Uh, your gimmick is "Fun With Math!" and you like, walk around saying shit like, "My Foot, plus your ass, equals you getting your ass kicked!!!"
Man! That was great! :rofl: You really made me laugh....... thanks, I needed it

PorkSoda 10-19-2004 11:04 PM
Wazaaaa

Funky Fly 10-19-2004 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas
Me Next Bitches
That is word for word what I was going to say...

Aussie Skier 10-19-2004 11:24 PM
me me me!!!

Aussie Skier 10-19-2004 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3:16
Man! That was great! :rofl: You really made me laugh....... thanks, I needed it
i agree

Mayo 10-20-2004 12:58 AM
I wish to be honoured by Mr. Rock Bottom himself :)

Mayo 10-20-2004 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Funky Fly
That is word for word what I was going to say...
Must be a black thing :shifty:

Iceman90 10-20-2004 12:59 AM
Hit me up with a gimmick

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator
DOOOO IT
Dude, I am drawing a blank with you. Sorry. I guess you can just come out in tights and job to Kane.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakul
hi
Haha this is easy. You are "Drakul," your name is misspelled on the TitanTron. It says "Dracool," which is kind of your catch phrase. "Hey, that isn't just cool, it's Dracool!" And you cut promos as if you could speak dyslexic, picking out random 12 year-olds in the audience and wooing them with your "dark poetry."

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MVP
Word up
You are MVP, a baseball player who comes out and points to himself, "M, V, P." Your valet is "The Umpire." One of the highlights of your career was being able to cut a promo and point out George Steinwhateverthefuckhisname is at Wrestlemania.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AssMan
jindrak is a fag
Your gimmick is "gangster." You come out dressed in clothes that don't fit you, tripping and falling over baggy jeans. People think you are so cute and adorable, that like, all the chicks talk about you giggling, saying, "And then he said, gaaaaaaangster!" People send you lots of cookies.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:18 AM
I love you AssMan. :love:

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonMad00
POST!
YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!@ YOU WENT SO MAD THAT YOU FORGZOT THE GOD DAMN "E" IN "GONE MAD!!!!"

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loopydate
[Something funny, so that when RB quotes me, people will laugh at how witty I am.]
You are Pat Pattersonsson, the long-lost son of Pat Patterson. Your job is to speak out against Triple H, and lose your job so your son can one day do the same years and years from now. It is a legacy. One of your great grandchildren will be "The Chosen One." You must keep hope alive.

Aside from that, you come out with a bunch of valet who seem to have been spiked with roofies in their drinks, making them...


Loopy dates.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartBreakKid2k
k
You are the new "Heart Break Kid," and you are like 5 years old. You strut into the ring waving to the fans, and luring your opponents in with childish cuteness. When they get close enough, you bite their penises and shake them ferociously like chew-toys, and spit them out into the crowd. And then you urinate on them and run to the back. Then you tell your mom that they hit you. So they call the police. And the cops arrive and file a police report. And in the police report, you're all like, "He was coming at me! I was so scared!" but you snicker because you know the truth, and the truth is, you like to bite penises off.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 01:27 AM
Wow.

FourFifty 10-20-2004 01:27 AM
<font color=cyan>760 up in here!

HeartBreakMan2k 10-20-2004 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
You are the new "Heart Break Kid," and you are like 5 years old. You strut into the ring waving to the fans, and luring your opponents in with childish cuteness. When they get close enough, you bite their penises and shake them ferociously like chew-toys, and spit them out into the crowd. And then you urinate on them and run to the back. Then you tell your mom that they hit you. So they call the police. And the cops arrive and file a police report. And in the police report, you're all like, "He was coming at me! I was so scared!" but you snicker because you know the truth, and the truth is, you like to bite penises off.
I'm an evil little bastard huh? Can I rip the penis off instead, I mean this whole penis in mouth thing isn't really doing it for me.

Corkscrewed 10-20-2004 01:54 AM
Damn.

Still haven't gotten to me yet. :'(

The One 10-20-2004 01:55 AM
Go forth little Bottom...tell me of my fate.

Iceman90 10-20-2004 02:59 AM
I still need mine

happysam 10-20-2004 04:42 AM
How about my gimmick?? :wave:

Kapoutman 10-20-2004 04:50 AM
Ok.

HankScorpio 10-20-2004 08:41 AM
I'm game

Drakul 10-20-2004 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
Haha this is easy. You are "Drakul," your name is misspelled on the TitanTron. It says "Dracool," which is kind of your catch phrase. "Hey, that isn't just cool, it's Dracool!" And you cut promos as if you could speak dyslexic, picking out random 12 year-olds in the audience and wooing them with your "dark poetry."
Its like he knows me! :shifty:

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperSlim
this seems highly uninteresting but I'm bored enough to see what you do
You are the male version of Colista Flockhart (sp) and your ribcage sticks out. Your finishing move is the "Ethiopian," a Lex Luger-like forearm that is such a deadly weapon because there is no flesh to pad your bone.

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thecc
do it up hardcore style
Uh... Your gimmick is um... YOU WATCH ROADHOUSE WHILE YOU FONDLE YOURSELF

Rock Bottom 10-20-2004 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Savior
Holller.
Uh... You run around saying stuff like "Savior strength you'll need it! Savior drama for your mama!" And um. You are like, a kid who wears a multi-colored had with a helecopter propeller thingy at the top. And your tongue hangs out and you slobber and, um, your finisher is an arm drag.

BungeeWithNoCord 10-20-2004 04:24 PM
lay it on me big boi

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2004 04:26 PM
Come On Wit It Bitches!

Gone Mad 10-20-2004 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!@ YOU WENT SO MAD THAT YOU FORGZOT THE GOD DAMN "E" IN "GONE MAD!!!!"
HELL YEAH! I AM CRAZIAZZY! ALTHOUGH 'GON' IS MY INITIALS, YOU GOT IT RIGHT! OH, AND THE NAME IS ALSO FROM ALICE IN CHAINS..!!!

tucsonspeed6 10-20-2004 04:58 PM
What's mine?

Impact! 10-21-2004 03:59 AM
Sweet

Corkscrewed 10-21-2004 05:09 AM
Anytime now...

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 10-21-2004 10:11 AM
Deal me in.

The Answer 10-21-2004 10:19 AM
Holla

SuperSlim 10-21-2004 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
You are the male version of Colista Flockhart (sp) and your ribcage sticks out. Your finishing move is the "Ethiopian," a Lex Luger-like forearm that is such a deadly weapon because there is no flesh to pad your bone.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/colin.ande...lockhart07.jpg :?:

come on. you can do better than that.

Jorgha 10-22-2004 01:32 AM
Hey, I never got my gimmick.
I feel so left out here.

Corkscrewed 10-22-2004 01:35 AM
YOU feel left out?

(I've prolly pissed RB off with my nagging. ;))

Gouda 10-22-2004 01:41 AM
Pre. Post. This is a post.

SuperSlim 10-22-2004 08:38 AM
at least you didn't get the male version of some girl that's nothin but skin and bones... :$

Jorgha 10-22-2004 10:47 AM
I was looking at that picture, sadly, in my skin and bones days, when I was accused of being anorexic (which I was not) I had more meat on me that she does in that picture. Now that is really sad.....

Disturbed316 10-22-2004 11:05 AM
I wonder what mine would be?

tucsonspeed6 10-22-2004 11:13 AM
Rock Bottom seems to be wearing down. He should tag out.

Rock Bottom 03-30-2005 03:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
Anytime now...
I was just looking at a post my rep sheet thread, and naturally saw my rep sheet, which brought me to this thread, and I browsed through, and realized after all these long months that I forgot to do a gimmick for Corkscrewed. In my defense, there are no boundaries to what marijuana can do to your memory, or random retention thereof.

Sorry.

Your name is Captain Caption. Your gimmick is that you wrestle your opponents to the ground, and hold them in compromising positions while your caption sidekicks hurl witty quips at them at ringside. Your titan-tron consists of the top Captions of 2004. Your theme music is the Benny Hill theme.

Corkscrewed 03-30-2005 05:35 AM
:rofl:


:love: :y: :y:

Thank you very much, kind sir. :cool:


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