Why is LC's ass so tasty to you guys?
 

Seriously, what is it all about?

In the last few months the ass-kissing and self-abasement in Loose Cannon's shadow has gotten seriously ridiculous.

It's gotten to the point that the dude can barely post anything without someone trying to turn it into a one-on-one conversation so they 'feel special'.

WTF?

Is his ass that tasty that you jobbers have to munch on it at every opportunity?

F*ckin Jobbers!

It's a newly developed love spray that Loose Cannon has been spraying on the Wrestling forum. That or he's a hot porn star.

Since you mention "jobbers," who in the BLUE HELL are you?

Former President of the Jobber World Order.
Big Bluto.

You can call me Big Bluto.

What's with 'BLUE HELL'?
You on a christian computer or something?:wtf:

you are a stupid piece of shit.

That's better!

What did you do?
Jump off the christian computer and run to the internet cafe round the corner?

You're one fit dude!


Anyway, you gonna call me names and list yourself as chief of the LC ass-suckers club, or are you gonna answer the question that made you post in this thread in the first place?

LOL welcome back bluto

Cheers dude!

DaveWadding ran away from the argument.........Jobber #1.

Looking for evidence of other jobbers and ass-suckers. Feel free to put them in and I'll start a list.

I think the better question is: Why are you posting a casual thread in the wrestling forum?

WHo want's to post in the casual forum?
Besides it's directly related to the wrestling forum.

Weren't you one of LC's pretty boys in the whole RKO faction thing? You know.....when you and LC and Corkscrewed and Heyman all got matching logo's with slight variations on them?

I'm taking bets on how long it takes for his posse of cyber cock suckers to come and pluck the dry roasted shit crust from his ass hair.

Ten Minutes: 2 - 1 Favourite,
Fifteen Minutes: 4 - 1
Thirty Minutes: 7 - 1
More than thirty minutes: 231672535472377261856712 - 1 Rank outsider

jWo For Lyfe

Technically, I never had the matching logo.

And, anyone who's seen my picture knows that "pretty boy" is a misnomer.

Other than that, yeah.

I apologise for the pretty-boy thing. I thought that was better than asking if you were one of his bitches.

loopydate.....Jobber #2


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Not be Santa here, but I'm making a list....

I'm actually surprised at the apparent unwillingness of some to come forward and admit to hero-worship of 'some dude on the internet'.
Actually now that I reach that point, it begs a question.

Is Loose Cannon a dude or a chick?

I'm not taking bets on that one, to close to call.

I'm not being insulting with this one.
It's purely idle curiosity.
Or should that be idol curiosity?
I suppose that depends who's asking really doesn't it?:shifty:

Ferocious - what you doing to celebrate your 3000th post?
I think you should name and shame a load of jobbers.
Or start a new club!

I wasn't aware I was approaching 3k, I don't think naming and shaming all the jobbers round here is a good idea, It would take me to long.

Big bluto- maybe that could be your 1000th post?

Oh god, I can smell a jWo reunion. I want nothing to do with it. LOL

Tolg you are beneath your old jWo Buddies now anyway. Sellout Fuckwit

If he wanted to hear from an asshole he'd fart.

yup, I sold out. Now I'm living the high life :shifty:

And to answer you question BB, LC eats a lot of corn, and these jobbers love the juicy crunch.

Ouch ferocious, i see youve upgraded on your insults. You obviously have too much time on your hands.(btw Big bluto, do that idea, it will be a good excuse for the reason why you get banned)

Thuglife I will take your scrotum and scrub my cactus clean of needles with it, Go back to your sweatpit and soil yourself.

So, uh, how 'bout that Ring of Honor, huh?

I recall the pledge that you should have metaphorically taken, and as I recall it's jWo for Life/Lyfe.

Get the avatar changed and get back into the fold before you become too much of a jobber for the Jobber World Order!

Ferocious.....please allow me to comment on my own ass in future.

You very nearly slipped into the role of designated bitch, which is what this thread is all about for all these sphincter-munchers who love LC, but haven't had a formal election to decide their chief butthole-schlurper.

Anyway, how come none of LC's bitches are posting in here anymore?

Have I inadvertently made a thread that means that if they post they prove themselves as bitches, but if they don't post then they risk losing the privileged position of worship they have deluded themselves into?
Such mental anguish these poor losers must be in!:shifty:
Whoa!
Time I went for a lie down!

Lol ouch again.

Banned?
*bluto fakes trembling*
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Sorry ThugLife, lost control of my keyboard there while I quaked and trembled.
:shifty:


excuse for the reason?
:wtf:
Anyone help me out with this sentence?

I say we sacrifice Thuglife to the lord jWo.

I say we sacrifice both of you.

It's been brought to my attention that I inadvertantly may have offended some viewers of TPWW.net when they view the wrestling forum by Posting a thread titled:

Why Is LC's ass so tasty to you guys?

I do apologise for this.
I didn't mean to sexually discriminate.

One moment of bad english and it gets highlighted..thats typical from people with too much time on their hands.

I say we ignore this thread and maybe it goes away.

I say, you say, we say, blah, blah, blah

You gonna make a point at all in this thread or are you just trying to get your post count up?

You missed out the apostraphe in that's.
(it's short for That Is)
(it's is short of It Is)
Can I stop now?

Your opinion dosen't count, Stick to CumGuzzling and getting guys to pay you for the privilege of descimating your asshole.

I don't even look at my post count, it seems like your just trying to get upto 1000 posts though. Anyway im done with you Jobbers. Have fun throwing insults at someone who isn't gonna reply.:)

Big_Bluto, I believe I warrant a return to my original spot as second in command.

Anyway, back to the topic in hand....

What are all you butt-muching bitches gonna get Loose Cannon for his Christmas?
And how many of you have little action-man like figures dressed like Randy Orton, with 'I Luv Loose Cannon' written on the chest, all ready for the ceremonial impaling on the Christmas tree. (Will accept confessions if you have a private shrine)

You are most welcome my most excellent chum.
T'would be an honor to have such an illustrious abuser as my 2IC.

I think their all stuffed from having to eat two thanksgiving dinners, They all set an extra seat at the head of their tables hoping that their god would show up, alas he didn't and they had to eat his dinner aswell as their own.

That explains why there aren't as many bitches around here as normal!
Their mummies and daddies won't let them go to their room, because they spend too much time in there already, and they need to get out and get some more fresh air, and have some real friends.

Oh No!
Have I said too much?

Congrats on the 3000.....jobber.

:'( I missed it

Maybe I should make a thread "Why is Ferocious licking big_blutos ass?"

Maybe you should, you should probably concentrate on getting through puberty first though. You need to learn to prioritize.

For one this thread is not directly related to wrestling, this is spam.

Secondly the whole RKO faction you're talking about was called "Team Legend Killer" and Pure Hatred thought of the name, not LC, and Wondermouse and I created the logos. And this all took place during The Great Inter-Forum Battle between here and Rajah's forums. There were other teams like ours, but we were the only ones with unity.

As for posters that kiss LC's ass, there may be a few, but not enough worthy of making a whole thread about.

well MVP took what I was gonna say.

*free post

I am just gonna chime in with my two cents on this one...

It is something known as Mod-iration. Very similar to admiration, only in this case people don't exactly know why it is they look up to them so much. Because their name is in bold and because they have official power to decide which posts are gooda nd which one are bad people asume that they have earned a masters degree in the world of which they speak about. The same thing happened 2 years ago when Triple A started to post. (Little known fact juniors, I had 1,000 posts when Triple A used his 17th posts to congradualte yours truly).

To be fair Loosey actually isn't that much of an idiot. He does have some good points, as good as mine? No, but hey we can't expect everyone to post like a god. ;)

The bottom line is that Loose Cannon makes decent posts, he is a Mod, and he has more posts then any normal person should have been able to make. :D For better of for worse the ass kissing is here to stay.

Bluto, are you trying to build a personna for yourself. This forum is for wrestling posts not for spam.
No one kisses LC ass, he knows his shit and that is why he is the mod of a wrestling forum.

Like DE says LC knows what he's talking about and writes awesome shows for the C-Fed.

Cannon is a good poster so I se no reason not to like him

:lol: Ferocious you are an idiot.

I respect LC, because of the intelligence of a lot of his posts. I don't kiss his ass, but I really think he and a few others are unmatched when it comes to wrestling knowledge.

Right Bitches, Listen Up!


READ THE THREAD!
At what point have I said anything at all about Loose Cannon?
At what point have I said anything at all about the quality of his posts, his imagination or his knowledge of wrestling?
Read it again, and you'll see.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD A GO AT IN THIS THREAD ARE;

1. The butt-munchers that suck his ass on a frequent basis
2. The people that come on here and say that it's alright to suck his ass
3. The people who fantasise about sucking his ass, but don't have the personal courage to admit it to themselves
4. The people who come on here and deny sucking his ass, but probably have sent him a suck-ass Private Message just on the safe side

READ THE THREAD PEOPLE!

Right then, now that I've got your attention, or if I haven't then I don't really care anyway here's the gist of it.....

There is no need to job to anyone on this website.
People do it because they think people are cool - look how many of you jumped on this thread because there was a whiff of someone insulting your beloved.....:nono:

Now if you've went back, read the thread, you'll realise what I'm saying is the truth, that you've just caught yourself defending someone who doesn't need defended, was never under attack, and from your stalwart and admirable defence, you've proven one thing, and one thing only.

YOU SUCK ASS! (preference for LC flavour, whatever you imagine that to be)




*big_bluto sits back, relaxes and awaits the apologies. Will accept private messages from the mortally embarassed*:yes:

LC is the mod because people voted for him.
Whatever there reasons were, they were their reasons.

I ain't trying to build a personna.
Look up my previous posts and you'll see what kind of person I am.
Read my previous post in this thread, and you'll see why I am still convinced that you probably lick chocolate ice-cream bars from the top down. You know......make them a nice chocolate starfish.:naughty:




And how can this thread be SPAM, if it deals directly with the behaviour of the posters within this forum, has failed to mention penis enlargement, or anyone winning millions of dollars?

This whole thread is about LC. You mentioned him in the first post. :wtf:

There is a difference between sucking someone's ass and respecting them as a poster and someone with great ideas.

Incidentally, aforementioned bitches.....

So far I've been neg repped by Superslim and MVP.
Jobbers #3 & 4 respectively.


Welcome gentlemen, you're not from RIMini are you?:shifty:

Just curious man if your against any ass kissing that goes on for LC, why are you letting Ferocious suck your dick so vigorously?

Is it a double standard thing or just jealousy?

Just curious.

bluto, whatever the hell you are trying to accomplish, do it in the casual forum. This isn't the place and blatant shit stirring usually results in a pretty swift banning here in my yard.

lol Bluto has terrible issues in his life

Worship me, I command you.

Sucks LC's ass. :love:

Sorry...I only worship one man, and that is the funkiest man alive ^_^

The Naitch? :shifty:

not quite...but Naitch is the man, I'm talking about Funky Fly

Yeah, I know. Since this is becomming a suck-up thread, I'm going to give my props to you, Funky Fly & Naitch. You guys are three of the best posters on the wrestling forum. :y:

i think he uses cherry flavoured toilet seats

lol it used to be like that for me in casual

I am so glad everyone got off my nuts

What are you talking about? Everyone is hanging on to your nuts for dear life, Mr. Michna. Especially Dale " Crash Bang ce instead of s gimmick that he ripped off from samichna and passes it off as his own" Newcetead.

Wait...did you actually call me, one of the best posters in the Wrestling Forums...wow, and to think everyone here hated me....But to be honest, I still have nothing on Naitch, Funky, LC and other, and sadly if it wasn't for the RTW threads, I would be a virtual unknown :'(

at least at one time this thread was mildly amusing.

Precisely. Inferiority issues.

I mean, it doesn't matter how "big" Bluto is, 'cause he is always going to be jobbing his fat ass to a certain skinny guy (who shall remain nameless) that has a hard-on for spinach.

LOL get off my nutce. See what I mean?

I ripped that shit off of HIM haha. But it's all good, he can rip me off if he wants anywayS because he is my cronie.

way to use a line that you posted like two days ago.

The One, You may be jWo Material.

Oh snap! I saw you doing it first, so I assumed it was you. He's hardly around as much, so I probably missed him do it. That or it was in one of those jobber threads that I never read.

Spinach is a great source of iron. I just had some two minutes ago :drool:

I can't help but notice that a few of the general LC cocksmokers are yet to voice their concern. They can obviously see the sense in the important matter.

you still goin on about this thing? what do you want someone to follow you and hang off your nuts or somethin?

I am merely looking for answers.

Why does LC's ass taste so good to you guys?

It's been one of three since Heymans departure and subsequent return.

Rotten thread

I helped Loose Cannon become a message board superstar. I saw talent when I saw it, but he took the ball and ran with it. Kudos to that kid. He deserves all his success. :cool:

He's like the Eminem to my Dr. Dre. :p

Splaya I can see your heartbreak at your idol being demolished.

Carry on fondling yourself son.

See guys Heyman isn't afraid to come out of the closet and admit his affection. Follow suit you semen splattered wankers.

k guys dont kiss LCs ass or big_bad_bluto and SirRoundSound r gonna make fun of u

MVP denial is not good for the health of your mind.

ride or die 4lyfe .

wat r u tring to sayy m-v-p

Assman, you have been winding up the jWo for quite some time, I think maybe you could be next.

so, who else likes ice cream

Nice one GohAssman

LOL the wrestling forum has gotten pretty crappy since Heyman left. Well, maybe it was actually when the two new mods came in and started raping us all in the ass.

A big FUCK YOU goes out to Funky 'Marty Mc'Fly and Loose 'Anus' Cannon :foc:





















:lol:

Mayo, I think you may be jWo Material.