Official Raw thread 12/27
 

Another Bischoff bombshell
Dec. 27, 2004

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General Manager Eric Bischoff will make another huge announcement tonight on RAW, which airs with New Year's Revolution looming close. During the last live RAW, Bischoff returned from a month-long vacation to find the World Heavyweight Championship vacated. Bischoff promptly shocked those involved in the controversy by declaring that the title would be won in the Elimination Chamber during the pay-per-view Jan. 9. What will the GM's latest news mean for Triple H, Batista, Edge, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit?

Raw will also feature plenty of in-ring action as Lita will look to continue her winning ways against the always formidable Molly Holly. And now that Simon Dean is officially a Raw Superstar, he will get the chance to settle his differences with Rosey. Weeks ago, Dean made fun of Rosey's physical appearance, urging him to use his patented Simon System to shed some pounds. Will Rosey get his sweet revenge?

With 2005 rapidly approaching people everywhere are starting to form their New Year's resolutions. But on Raw tonight, Stacy Keibler will let the world know what she hope to accomplish in 2005.

Also, Gene Snitsky was stopped by a wall of flame while in pursuit of Lita. Does this mean we'll see the monster Kane on RAW tonight?

Newcomers Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari recently had words with Mick Foley. Will they back up the talk on Monday Night?

Be sure to tune in to Monday Night RAW tonight (9/8 CT; Spike TV) for all the answers.
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I wasn't sure if anyone was making one, so here ya go,

..Hey yo!

I hope we see Kane tonight. That tease last week hurt my feelings. And damn you, Anxious Raccoon, I was gonna start the Raw thread... you chicken-lovin' bastard!

:)

yep..I should be here for all of RAW....
You know what they say...
Those who love chicken have big feet.
and you know what they say about people with big feet.

Big socks.

btw I missed you last week because of that stupid thing they did

hopefully tonight will be a good Raw...

It's me, it's me, it's good old JT.

Back again for another edition of Raw with meaningless, taboo jokes on the current Raw.

surprises!!!! yay!!!

Y2J with the biggest pop. :roll:

Listen to that pop for my boy Y2J! Push him for that title now, damn it!

lol at Orton getting a pop worth shit and Batista getting a huge one.

So all matches tonight are on a time limit?

fucikin diva search bitch!!! :mad: where's joey with the christy pics?

god, Christy gets hotter every week

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Its the Radd Man making his surprise apperance in the last RAW Thread of the year

HBK is the special ref

what the fuck!!! Y2J is gunna get jobbed out of the EC!!!!! :mad:

only in a dark match.

christian!!!!!

I man christian

HBK comes back and cost Edge his match

Yes. :D

This match is a bit overdone, but they do put on a good show.

And now TPWW is split on who they want to win

chicken!!!!

Go Christian!

nah, didn't he say for the PPV match? Cause the dark match is just practice then

whoa whoa whoa you mark for Captain C but not the R. A. double D

I wasn't listening to Bischoff. What is the thing with the clock?

damnit why cant Christian face Edge.. so Christian can beat Edge...

Thats how I roll

R.A.D.D

I'm getting the feeling that orton is losing his spot tonight.

to flair?

I just realised Christians got those gay pink tights on again

I was thinking maybe flair, yeah.

Hmm.. I don't know who the cheer for: Y2J or the Captian?? Nah, screw it! I'll go for my boy, Joey Radd! He is just so.. RADDICAL!

I'm a peep.

WOO!! My boy J won... but now Capt. Crunchy Charisma goes back to .. well, nothing.

Poor CLB.

Maria.... :drool: :drool: :drool:

you know Batista is gonna get the best time... and ROFL at the Evolution segment...

maven lol

**** He's wearing pink tights too! Here's MAVEN!! ****

uGH... Give this guy a gimmick change or at least just give him a gimmick... I don't know.. FIX HIM!

lol @ maven's mcdonalds sign

so jericho gets christian

and orton gets maven -_-

this is a bit unfair, jericho's gonna be first in the chamber

For those who care Philladelphia is losing 7 - 0 to St. Louis

phiily 7
rams 7

so that's what the countdown is for. I didn't know... well Orton won his his lame RKO

Philly better win that game

kearse isn't playing and there gunna take mcnabb out a little later :bleh:

RKO!!!!

SHITTIEST. RKO. EVER.

Uh-oh, I see Kevin Nash or Goldberg coming out and beating the time record at 4 seconds or so (JK, but you never know..) . I just wanna see how small the time will be at the end and you know it will be a ridicious amount of time.

Super bowl predictions...lets here it

jets and panthers

Eagles vs Patriots

HHH in 2 seconds

hey gonamd.. is that warrior avator a pic of his action figure or what?

superbowl? New England vs. Carolina

HHH can't even set up for the pedigree in 2 seconds. I say Batista gets the fastest pin... 3 minutes or less

I think that it's the ultimate warrior mixed with a monkey

or Steelers Eagles

I'm surprised Y2J won seeing asthough he had not storyline for the title Snitsky and maven had better story lines for it too.

where the hell is lilian

first they have Vicky job to Trish on an episode of heat. now they gonna have Molly job to Lita. :nono: shame

she was in Iraq with Smackdown

Probably gave her some time off since she went to Iraq and no other Raw personalities did

Actually, it's from the box cover of old WWF playing cards. I just toyed around with it abit on Photoshop.

looks like an action figure... man they made Molly job too quick

Here comes Kane!!!

why is she skippin?

Fucking deserters

That segment was.. um, interesting. My niece noticed there was alot of vending machines and that Snitsky has too many bald spots.

LOL at someone thinking my avatar is Warrior fused with a monkey!

that segment sucked. all we saw was Lita skippin merrily through some hallways with vending machines and an occaisional screech before reachin a door and a ntoher guy walkin after her.

Hurricane!... nope just rosey. :(

Snitsky is the man....

lol at the porker with the depressed look on his face.

Simon Dean sucks. Nova Ruled!

Nervous Ferret


Um I like the dolphins....(You can sya your sorry now) but...the dolphins beat Patriots....um...yeah what happened yesterday with the Jets?...Didnt look to good. :shifty:

:lol:

Yeah, Nova is better but did Nova have his face on his shirt? I thought not.

..god, I hate Edge. Just thought I say it one more time.

eneguE = sgnitaR !!!!!!! *****AIRPLANE SPINS, DAMN IT!! *****

BTW, here's a pic of where my avatar came from.

LOL old school cards..they should make a new set of Divas undressed

notice how Randy had the easy opponent and the other two had the more difficult ones

RFLMAO!!!!! Eugene rules!!! **runs around the room!! **

Imagine Eugene in the elimination chamber.


If Edge lost I could see him bitching about how the belt should be his and the other 4 people in the chamber wernt even in the title equazion of the title.

:'(

is this move called the edgeacator?

Edgewad wins... but of course ORton wins faster

Ugh... I hate eDGEward even more now. As JR would say "DAMN YOU TO HELL edge, SLOBBERKNOCKERNEARLYTOREHIMINHALF!! "

it is the edgecator

Nice submission move by Edge.

Thanks

ok guys i'm a bit confused, is this whole time limit thing only for the last entrance spot?

or does the time set the entire order?

HBK is the special referee for the elimination chamber

last spot only

i missed the beggining of raw btw

hey you stole my surprise legend.. I mean deadmanwalking

I have a weird feeling that either Batista or Edge will win the elimination chamber

HBK? Brock Lesnar? Mick foley? Scotty too hotty?

what? how.

edit

Ok then nevemind