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Yet another Raddical PPV thread

*Gouda marks out for Spike's goatee*

Hey Radd's back :y: . I won't be watching this and the only match I see worth watching is the Angle/Cena match but since I know Cena is going to go over meh....

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Welcome to "No Way Out In a Nutshell," By Kane Knight.

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Vince: Well, it's been a lot of work, but I think we've found someone who sucks as badly as you, JBL.

JBL: Really? Did Zack Gowen lose his OTHER leg?

Vince: No, it's time for the Big Show to main event again.

JBL: Wow, he really does suck. Won't this make for a weaker PPV? Shouldn't I be beating someone with talent so that people will tune in, and I will be seen as greatness?

Vince: Don't worry, we've still got a trick up our sleeves...Picture this...a CAGE match! But not just ANY cage...A Barbed Wire Match!

JBL: *furiously masturbating to own reflection*

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Undertaker: Uh oh. A big man with marginal talent. That means he outclasses me by a hundred miles. Time to bury him.

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Cena: Hey Eddie, I'll keep Angle distracted, you grab his medals and wallet.

Eddie: You got it, esse vato.

Cena: Meanwhile, I'll be memorising the new freestyle Vince wrote for me. Wait, that doesn't even RHYME with "poopy."

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The Bashams: Hi, we're talented, but given no real personality. Nobody gives a fuck about us, even with our halfassed gimmick.

Eddie and RMJ: Hi, we should be on top of our respective divisions, but the only way we can get PPV time is as a tag team. Even then, Vince keeps saying it's a "favor to the affirmative action folks."

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Hi, you don't know us. Believe it or not, we wrestle quite often, between interruption after interruption. You've probably seen us, but we're forgotten faster than the midgets. Tonight will be our only high profile match with a chance of no T&A, so please pay attention. Save the cruiserweights!

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Divas: We're just here to distract you while the PPV companies suck money out of your wallet. You don't even get the pleasure common to porn, but you're sure to feel screwed in the end.

Is anybody even ordering this crap?

Diva Contest on PPV = money in the bank!

And what about Booker T vs Heidenreich? Booker thought Heidenreich was laughing at him a few days ago - now that's buildup for a PPV match!

I bet a ton of morons WILL order it.

I'm ordering it

Wait....no I'm not....ITS FREE

Also, I love this Pulp Fiction advert

Do you know what they call Wresatlemania in France?

:D

What network is Heat on?

TNN.

Spike. Hello, 1980.

I don't know, I'm not saying its going to be a great show or anything, but i don't think its going to be as bad as some may think. I think a few of the matches have a chance to be good to great. But I guess we'll see if that happens.

You're right, it COULD be great, but that's clearly a longshot.

Lucky git, I don't have Sky Sports.

Spike looks like an evil elf. I like it :yes:

Weighing in at 40 lbs, coming from Kieblerville...

I agree. That's the dumbest shit ever.

note that eddie won the title at NWO last year. this year hes curtain jerking

don't worry i'm sure the WWE will have Benoit open up Wrestlemania

That was a shocker.

Next year, Orton will be on Heat.

So we're 30 minutes in, anything happened?

New tag champs.

:(

The benefits of not being a student for at least another 6 months

Awesome. Nothing says "Main event status" like "Tag team champs at the beginning of show" GO EDDIE!

That too, I was just thinking of Eddie.

Bastard.
:)
I've got NTL, just don't get the movie and sports channels.

You get other channels though ;)

What's suprised me about this match is how well Heidenreich has sold everything

Didn't they use the exact same chair DQ finish with Heidenreich a couple of months ago?

I know. Sucks cos all I watch when I'm back home is the Sport Channels.
At least I get the music channels.

Bashams lose? Tipsters not off to a good start. :(

Booyah. Booker won by DQ. Points for The Cheese!

Heidy/Gene... both get themselves disqualified on a regular basis.

I'm waiting for a tag in this elimination match, just to confuse the rules further

FUNAKI ELIMINATED

New Cruiserweight Champion Tonight

Don't wanna count my chickens, but.....Paul London????? Are they finally gonna give him the belt?

Akio, Chavo and London left

london looks like the warrior with those tasstles lol. i think it mite be his time

Akio eliminated for not meeting 10 count, I haven't seen that in a non-last man standing match in years.

akio eliminated for not making it after 10? what is this? lastman standing??

CMON LONDON

GO LONDON!! sorry, im prematurly marking out

dammit wwe!!!

Chavo wins

Guess there going for London/Chavo at Mania

hopefully London will go over at Mania. Does anyone know what is happening with Takers Mania storyline then? its a bit up in the air last time i heard

This actually killed the crowd, because they were all thinking.....what the fuck?

I hope London gets the belt soon.
I haven't seen much of Chavo on TV, would have liked to have seen the belt go on Akio and then lead to an Akio v London match at Wrestltmania with London winning. But this won't happen.

The problem is, that has just killed the Cruiserweight division, because everyone looked so weak

1 for 3 so far on tipsters. At least I get the points for the Booker T/Heidenreich Dq finish

Shit. That cruserweight match has officially screwed me over in Tipsters.

And what the hell? First Funaki wins the title after months of being a jobber...and now... he's the first one eliminated... and in only a minute. Credible title they got there.

LOL, gotta love the Iron Shiek winning the battle royal, cos he couldn't take a top rope bump

Hurrah...... the women. What a waste of time.

.....Dawn Marie looks hot though :shifty:

I am now less bothered by the women as I am by the cheesy 80's music :mad:

New divas = :o

Well what a waste of time that was

There's two hours left with half the matches finished?!

dawn looks so old now

Will anything on this show be as good as Daniels vs.Styles Iron Man match?

The PPV so far was a waste of time.

Luther vs Taker comin up. Yay

I don't know if anything the WWE puts on this year will be as good as that

Hell, Smackdown is the wrong show to even be considering it

you're joking right?

The crowd totally was silent for London. I told all the internet guys that the fans don't care about him.

TNA should give up Jarret already and push AJ Styles as their #1 guy with the Heavyweight Title..and have Daniels as the #1 guy with the X Division title.

Yeah...a lot of people don't really care about London. To be honest, I never really understood the craze about him here either. I like cruiserweights..but I liked em WCW style with the luchadores. If Smackdown! capitalized on that shit....holy crap..it'd be a hell of a lot better than the current garbage they have.

:yes:

go find his Ring of Honor stuff

Hey, what are you going on about.
I have not seen a bad London match. I have only cared about one match this year, London v Akio at the Smackdown in Japan. That match was awesome.
His indy stuff is amazing.

I agree he's a phenomnal athlete

I understand that...but do you think the average WWE fan will care about that? Or care enough to look into that?

:y:

The fans don't care about any of the cruiserweights, because the WWE haven't given them a reason to like them. If you have a match on Smackdown which gets interrupted by some bullshit T and A contest, then the fans aren't gonna give a flying fuck about you. The worst thing is, London has shown glimpses of sheer brilliance in his time in the WWE, but it means nothing cos they never go anywhere with it. Considering they buried the 5 other guys in that match (4 looked weak and got eliminated, one looked weak and won) they could've just booked London to look dominant, if he pulled out a number of big moves and eliminated everybody, then you might give the fans a reason to care.

Not that it would matter. The buyrate for this show will be abysmal, and everyone will find out on Thursday that there is a new cruiserweight champion, and they wont care.

Well, thus far the WWE has used him for nothing. I was interested in him at one point when he was feuding with Kidman..but that was dropped for some reason?

Plus, I was talking more on a level of average WWE fan.

Exactly. Just like what I said about his feud with Kidman. I started to care...after that was dropped...I was like 'fuck it.'

They did drop the ball on that but his matches with Akio have been excellent and thats not with him using his full potential.

This is only like the 4th WWF/E PPV I haven't ordered. All of which have been within the past few months. Hope everyone who did order is enjoying though. :D

I really wanted to see Cena vs. Angle. Should be great. I'm not spending $40 on one match though.

Agreed it's sad that the cruisers are not getting a chance here. :nono:

Thing is, Vince is stuck in 1999. He thinks you can put sub-par matches all over the card and sell an event on name/ "entertainment" only.

A PPV consists of 3 hours of wrestling, you've gotta give people a reason to watch, if you push guys like London who can put on a good match, get the fans to care for them, then they will buy the events. Also, if you get some of the lower card talent, who can wrestle, and put them on TV more often, the WWE wont blow there load so quickly, and give away matches for free.

They are making the exact same mistakes WCW did.

Oh and the result of that match is another illustration of the problems the WWE have.

Taker, Angle, Michaels, Triple H, they've all been around, they all have to much say, and they all hardly ever elevate talent. Nash and Hogan did the exact same thing with WCW......

just wanna say Blink 182 > Greenday

Christian = God

Actually that advert basically contains 3 guys who should be main eventing. The are entertaining and can wrestle.... Which is bad seemingly.

Oh goody..... more divas.

To reiterate, however, why should the average WWE fan care about most of the CW division?

Well, there's many reasons. You see, um... well, there's... uhhh....

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HOLY CRAP! The Undertaker won!!! I SO was NOT expecting that!!!! :eek:

And that's the problem. I don't have a reason to give a shit about most of these guys, even the ones I want to watch. The Raw Tag champs are a good example, because I LIKE both of them, but don't give a shit about them.

On Smackdown!, almost EVERYONE is Tajiri/Regal. I WANT to like these guys...But I can't care.

Green Day smokes Blink...well...Travis can smoke out Tre Cool.

I can't remember the last time I watched a WWE PPV this late. I also can't remember now why I am watching this.

Good Night everybody.

Pretty much.

Blink 182 < dog shit.

Same with Joey Radd.

Green Day's hardly awesome, but they beat you and Blink.

Best band ever is The Smashing Pumpkins!!!!

Sounds like this ppv wont even last past the 2 1/2 hour mark.....hopefully WWE will fix itself because Im always pissed when I get a ppv that ends 30 mins ahead of schedule. Stupid Vince.....thank god im not getting No Way Out

Once the cage match comes on the posting in this thread will slow the hell down.

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They will only fix themselves if A) They get decent competition. Currently, they have TNA. That's a race between Boeng and your neighbor's yard. Boeng could be incompetent, but thye'll build a better rocket by default.

Or, B) The business actually does drop off enough to wake a few fuckers up. That requires them to stop blaming the internet, Cruiserweights, and any easy scapegoat on the planet.

what happend with the PPV so far...

I bet everyone here that JOHN CENA WILL WIN!!!!!

Triple H is probably reading all of this...WATCH OUT!!!