Tonights Raw - Official Raw Thread 2/28/05
 

Okay this isnt tonights "Official Raw Thread" im just asking you what do you expect will happen tonight.. I mean last week we saw one of the greatest turns in recent history by Batista, What will Trips do to Batista tonight to get revenge... Tonight will probally be Batista Vs. Ric Flair w/ Triple H at ringside, match going well.. then the usual Triple H match ref bump, Trips comes in Batista goes face to face with Trips when Flair low blows him and Trips and Flair start beating on him, then Orton comes down to help him..( saying this because they were advertising a Orton/Batista Vs. Trips/Flair tag match for a house show.. and then Trips and Orton fight to the back and Batista Tista Bombs Flair and gets the 3, then Orton comes back out to celebrate with Batista..

Most likely this wont happen..but hey it would be cool..

K, I am probably not gonna be on around 9 Est. due to watching Raw, so this IS the official thread now. - Funky

Batista will dominate, because they are going to make him look like a powerhouse until WM21. Trips will get revenge on the last week before WM somehow, but not this early.

Batista on the the Highlight Reel.


.... do they even still do that?

Sure they do. They have had a ton of highlight reels lately. I am really looking forward to Raw especially with this HHH/ Batista feud and what happens with Evolution

I have a bad feeling BAtista's gonna have his push killed this week...:(

I have a bad feeling you're right :( bye bye push :wavesad:

Here's hoping I'm wrong tho.

He will keep getting a good push.

Wonder what our boy The Masterpiece is going to kill next thow.

Probably Hurricane. Every newbie has fought Hurricane.

:shifty: But it's not like I care about HIM getting injured. :shifty:

Hmmm...If only we could get lucky, and have SHIT taken off the air for a while instead.

Man I wish I could see Orton/Batista vs Flair/HHH that would be a sweet match. The battle of evolution!!!!

Especially if they worked up tension between the two faces.

Batista will probably come out and explain his motive and be interrupted by Big Nose. Eric will come out when they're about to fight and make a super duper announcement.

Orton will come out and say he's not afraid of the deadman, the ring will turn purple and shake, and a knockoff of the ring wilkl play on the Titantron.

This will lead up wo a HUGE Wrestlemania XXI event, where Orton will job faster than Kane to an even less "Oldschool" Undertaker than last time.

That's a pretty good idea but I doubt Orton jobs

It's less an idea and more satire regarding how the WWE will botch it. :p

And there's no apostrophe in "jobs."

Not unless you are contracting the statement "Job is."

.........Hey yo and hi, everybody! [/Dr. Nick]

Here's hoping for a good Raw and hoping someone injures the KC MasterPiece guy tonight. God, I hate him! See, I can't hate Edge all the time.

Oh look...HHH at the top of the show. Maybe Masterpeice will fight him and injure HHH. Wouldn't that be nice?

HHH starting raw off wrestling :eek:

We can only dream.

LOL at that "im stupid(arrow pointing down sign)" some people will do anything for attention :rofl:

Best promo ever from HHH. He hasn't spoken much. Oops...spoke to soon.

New member of evo tonight? I think so

Ahhhhh! *covers ears*

Mommy mommy...make the bad man stop shouting at me!

Huricane!?! Wat is up wit dat!?!

................What the hell is this?

Stand Back...there';s a job coming through.

I PREDICTED HURRICANE!

lol, Hurricane's dead.

:rofl: Hurricane gets fed to everyone

Off topic, this is how I hope my match with Seymour goes at Hindenberg Havoc... *hint hint*

Hey, least Hurricane won't get killed by the masterpiece.

Poor Shane.

That was the lamest on-the-steel-steps looking move I've ever seen.

Their saving him for next week

Wow, did you see how those zebras warded off that evil bad guy from inflicting further damage???? AMAZING!

HHH looks real gay with those mutton chops

at least we still get to see the hurricane on RAW.

God I wish they would have done the job right and pushed him after he beat The Rock......

If only that is how it worked in real life.

Is it me, or does anyone else think that Helms would have had a more sucessful career if WCW was still around.

Well of course. Vince has big man boobie fettish and helms does not fit under those requirements.

Helms and all of the cruiserweights.

:( Spoilsport.

YA MA INFIDEL LA MA MA POO YA

Let's not give the manager a mic again. That's the only part of this character I dispise.

w00t! Hassan! Hope this is a good match. Facing Benoit should help a lot.

Oh they didn't give him a mic...THEY FIGGIN MICED HIM!

Translation: MY MOM REALLY REALLY LOVES POD!

But he's like a foreign Jimmy Hart. :(

YES!!! Old school manager interference! :love:

I heard that Jimmy Hart died due to convulsions and long lasting orgasams while jacking off on a toilet seat.

And that's why he's getting into the Hall of Fame.

any one else think that tonights street fight is for Angle to interfere?

The Mouth of South BAghdad.

lmao at hanging onto the bell after getting suplexed.

What a way to go.

.........NO IT DIDN'T! The bell didn't even come close to hitting Benoit's head.

Oh man, that totally missed the bell. Sad.

:rofl: they screwed up twice

LOL @ JR trying to make it sound like Benoit hit is head on the ring bell

LOL... wtf? I expected the low blow during the part where the ref got knocked out. Okay... sloppy ending to what was actually not a bad match (until the end).

I'll go make dinner now. I'm not sure whose fault that bell botch was, but man.... :(

............oh. Stacker 2 commercial. Doesn't matter. Trish is hawt.

2nd Worst. Ending to a match. Ever.

5 weeks to WM! WHOO!

I'd say it was benoits fault.

Holy shit! HOGAN!

Hulk Hogan is in.....the Hall of Fame?

Coolies!

:y: :y: Hogan being inducted

RULK HULES... I mean Hulk rules. Very cool for Hogan.

AND IT'S THE DEACON BATISTA!!! WHOO!!

Indeed . . .

*A video camera in a public rest room is watched by a disgusted Holk Hogan*

Jimmy Hart: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HUUUUUULK!!!!!!! STICK IT UP THE ASS!!!!! COME ON BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Eyes widen*

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS BUT FEELS SO GOOD!

*Falls*

their refering to him as Hulk Hogan, instead of Hollywood Hogan

finally, one of the big missing guys is in!

Nice little promo with Batista there. Hardly Academy Award worthy.

But strong nontheless.

Hogan!
Bout fuckin time!

Just out of curiosity but is Andre in the Hall of Fame yet?

Yeah Andre was the first guy in the hall

I think he is.

EDIT

*points to above post*

LOL We've all see that look in HHH's eye before. Right before he sends out his sacrifical lamb (Flair) to the slaughter.

Man its sad to see what Flair has been reduced to.

Someone needs to tell Hunter he's not Harley Race.

Nice, Providence got slammed with the storm. That's means it's coming my way. :D

AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOWWWW

Here is the full list of hall of famers:

http://amiannoying.com/(mrgcc1jhesxevs3qdramyw45)/collection.aspx?collection=2843

3rd week running here

Shelton/Snitsky Part Threce?

IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

:)... I mean.. :mad:

SNITSKY MIGHT STOP ME NOOOOWW

.......worst sidewalk slam ever.

i can actually see Sniksky winning this week

Snitsky IC champ?
Reeeeheeeehealy...................
:nono:

silly me

How the hell did he do that T-bone?

Shelton's the man.

Hmmmm...That was smart.

Thank God...now lets hope this doesn't go to Wrestlmania.

*still marking out over Hogan induction*

*rips $80 dollar shirt*

*poses*

LOL at 20 gallon hat scupltures. It's so stupid!

Well, looks like no Benjs/ Snits match at WM. Good, but who is Shelton gonna fight, damn it!

mmmmmmmmm...........Major Announcement eh?

*realizes he ripped a $80 shirt*

*cries*