Christy Hemme's forehead
 

Anyone else notice how big it is? Big fuckin forehead. Could land a 747 on that thing. Almost makes me not want to boink her. Nah, I'd just tell her to wear a wig.

Gimme some more forehead jokes people.

At least she's not Steph.

It's only her FOREHEAD you're landing in...

I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention the size of red's forehead.

I never noticed she had a fivehead.

Yeah, I think this belongs in casual.

Yeah but if I put it there people will whine that it belongs in the wrestling forum.

If you want you can appeal to trips to make this in its own forum. I'll have your back.

I noticed it a while ago. Her ass makes up for the forehead issue though ;)

wtf, that forehead is why she looks like a dog. thanks for making me realise that fignuts :y:

well big forehead = big ass.

I always realized the forehead, but she is still pretty hot.

til you see her nekkid

Im more interested in her mouth and certain others parts to notice her forehead :D

When I posted my pic here a while back, people said I had a huge forhead.

It is destiny for the huge foreheads to come together. She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine.

Oh well, she's still hot and that's all that matters.

I'd like to land something on her Forehead.

Klingons must find her damn sexy.

I'd still fucking fuck it.

Yea I dont think shes attractive at all.

Not everyone here thinks that Maiden's frontman is "soooo hot."

dang I didn't realize how freakin huge her forehead was until those pics were shown.

Come on guys, it's not that bad.

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/221/bigforehead0si.jpg

Wise man say "your not looking at the mantel while your poking at the fire".

I wish your replies were pertinent to something, because all I can do is post this: :|

Just come clean. You want to have babies with Bruce.

To everyone that thinks she is not attractive I got a question for you. Have you people just been masterbating your whole life infront of the computer, looking at models? Their is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know ima get flamed, but I don't care, you prob never got any in your life or well at least not from anyone that looks like her. This is to the people who said she is not hot, this is not to everyone.

Someone please translate that in english.

Your one of them so yes you will flame me. Oh well to bad I don't care about being flamed lol.

The first thing I said when I saw her was about the forehead. Plus she is fugly.

:love:

Figured you (Ruien) would have learned the first time.

I agree with that bolded statement. They've been hotter and better lookin.

Translated:

I even fixed your retarded typing.

Mine was better.

Now say it...You know you wanna.

Okay, so let's bottom line this:

Ruein is complaining that people have different standards than he does, as though there is only one opinion on how people look. For some reason, even though he seems to like to flame people online, he thinks he reflects this singular worldview, instead of the sexual deviant who subscribes to www.momsusedpanties.com . He also believes he's "had sex." I'm not sure if farm animals count, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He believes that those who disagree with him have not. This being the internet, I'm inclined to agree with him, but not because they think Chrissy's ugly. More because I'm still not sure farm animals count. And I DAMN WELL know sock puppets don't count. :shifty:

everytime you lay down the bottom line I learn something

A Letter To Ruien....
 

March 12,2005


Dear Ruien,



I am typing this with a heavy heart. My heart longs to tell you how I really feel, but if I do it will change our relationship drastically. However, I can not hold in my true feelings any longer. My dearest Ruien I wrote you a poem about these feelings I have for you.






Ruien my friend. Our relationship can never end.
Our hearts are heavy with pain, but this will be our eternal gain.
I saw you with that porky bitch. I hope she have your nuts a burning itch.
I'll see you when I teach you a class...



NOW SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!

I am proud of that avatar, James. Definitely one of my finest. :cool:

Anyone who thinks she is unattractive has never had sex? How do you draw that conclusion?

I personally don't think she's that great. She doesn't have a purpose on WWE TV, and she's not that attractive, in my opinion. I'd take Gail Kim over Christy Hemme anyday.

:love:

I'm just curious why are we continuin to talk about her gigantic forehead when her butt looks not too shabby

Honestly, I'm with you. My eyes rarely get up that high...

...Except in those playboy pictures. They've actually managed to make snatch look boring.

well in those pictures they looked at it all but out of it all there weas really only one thing that looked nice.

Which was? :?:

whoa I think I was thinkin of another chick when I was typin that. my bad :$

But Christy's best asset has to be her ass

She has a forehead? I usually stop at breast level.

that would be the best thing to happen. when she trips.

and what's up with the stoppin at breast level? that's the thing that girls grow tired of. They don't want you stoppin there, look up at her eyes, look at all of her.

Women have eyes?????

well it depends on which set of eyes you lookin at

Yeah. High beams or low beams.

I think what made her the most attractive was when she was in the Diva Search thing and she licked the cow shit off of an old boot and poured herself a nice warm glass of Tommy Dreamer's vomit while lighting a Buddhist monk on fire. Hotness!

I like how her ass eats pie. That, you just can't teach.

How do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder (and eat pie with your ass)?

It's amazing, the risk these superstars put themselves at for our entertainment. Hell, she could've gotten Crust Butt from that stunt, but she risked it for US! God bless Christy Hemme and the USA alike!

Actually, maybe Lita tried to teach her how to eat pie 'sexily', but she botched it...

LOL.

I've just checked the FFC wesb-site and apparently 25,000 kids die every year from crust-butt imitating what they have saw on WWE television.

Yeah right, her ass is the sexiest part about her. She was right on the money with that one....you know, besides the whole jamming a pie up there.