Non-Wrestling Fans say the Darndest Things.
 

So I was watching Mania with my girlfriend, who watches wrestling off and on. She mainly watches Raw, but knows a little bit about Smackdown, yadda. So Undertaker comes out at WM, and her first response was "What the Hell is with the hat?"

So later, during the entrance, I think Cole made a comment about the " Onimous Undertaker." At which point by girlfriend blurted out "Did he just say the Amish Undertaker?" When I said no, her response was "Oh, because that would have explained the hat."

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Loose Cannon is the man

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Loose Cannon is the man...

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HAHAH THAT IS SO FUNNY

Loose Cannon is drunk with his mod power. :rant:

Loose Cannon is always drunk.

LOL He locked it then unlocked it.

He's gone mad with power, Dave Youell for Mod i say

I'd vote for you.

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Even

whenever I see a thread going nowhere, I like to take it somewhere.

He takes control of the situation, improves it, then sexes it a little.

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He totally improved this thread.

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By the way, to get back on topic, my dad saw a steel cage match once on Raw like 7 years ago and was like

:nono: "Why do you watch this crap? It's a bunch of ruthless animals fighting in a cage." :nono:

Me: Would you shut the fuck up dad.

Actually I didn't say the last part. I just sat there

My dad always says "Is he about to fight HHH?"

My mum came in when Hogan returned at Mania, JR was screaming his head off about BAH GOWD IT'S HOGAN really loudly then my mum turns to me and says 'Ooh is that Hulk Hogan?' :roll:

haha?

LOL. My mom does that with Piper.

When Hassan and Daivari are in the ring and my brother sees them he says "Oh so there's paki's wrestling now is it". Ignorant bastard.

On topi...........

Holy fuck this is the rasslin' forum!

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I took a friend of mine to RAW. He sees Randy Orton come out.

Him - "Oh my god, He's Beautiful."

My dad laughed his head off when he saw Ultimate X.

My mother told me wrestling was "discusting, pathetic, and evil" when she saw Undertaker crucify Austin on 20/20.

lol yea. my dad does that too with those ladder matches and stuff.

Like he'll see Jeff Hardy go through a table off the ladder and just crack up. Then he'll be like, "That's so fake." :rofl:

Well for someone who hasn't seen wrestling and there first introduction to it was that i can see her point really

oh and SPAM!

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Oh wait, that was earlier.

Get with the times, Kayfabe. :roll:

I say we make Dave Youell mod, and then make it a rule that mods have no official powers - like The Queen, or a police chief. That'd be a kick in the nuts. :lol:

I'm just kidding.

Dave = :y:

Sorry Fugitive :(

I'm on the same schedule that WWE's booking team is.

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if you make Dave mod, he'll get lazy. He'll have nothing left to strive for.

Hey my mom came in just in time to see Hogan too. She was just like "Hulk Hogan? Is he STILL around? I remember seeing him when you were a little kid".

sticky, bloody poo in a vagina

Poo that's sticky and bloody??? THat's just wrong.

lmao @ this thread

Yeah, my dad makes random comments that are ROFL.

Hulk Hogan?! He's older than me. Check his bald head out. Ric Flair?! WOOOOO

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Thats what my dad said about sid breaking his leg

Yeah, my parents make random comments too. Really funny actually.

I hate when my dad would walk in and there would be like a bikini pillow fight match or something. It's so awkward and he always seemed to walk in at those times. He would be like

"OOOOO, what's this? Alright. These girls really make you want to watch. I see why you like wrestling now." :naughty:

Dad, just leave.

My dad said that when Foley was thrown off the cell.

What's worse is when it's your girlfriend's dad.

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That's awesome.

Considering it doesn't make any sense.

Not true.....DAVE YOUELL FOR TPWW OWNER!

Fine whatever, just make me a god dam mod. i've been asking for like a year now

What you need to be is BANNEd.

Fine Make me a mod and i'll ban myself :p

Fine. You're a mod. I decree it.

I don't know why, but that's the funniest thing I've read/heard all week. :rofl: :lol: :y:

Yeah, my mom used to do the same thing. Then again, she guessed the wrong band when Family guy did that whole "Kiss saved Christmas" thing (The rerun of it last night reminded me), and they mentioned the band 6 times on top of Kiss being written on the screen at the time. :|

So probably not the best example of an attention span.

So she fits right into Vince's target market.