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SammyG 04-08-2005 06:25 PM

ECW PPV confirmed, Rock would rather hit a guy then kissa girl
 
The "secret" ECW PPV has now been confirmed for June 12 with the company advertising and mentioning it in company magazines.


TeenToday.com features a story about the Rock where he says he prefers hitting people to kissing beautiful women.

"I'm uncomfortable with love scenes. Let's put it this way, I'd rather hit someone over the head with a chair."

www.lordsofpain.net

Rob 04-08-2005 06:34 PM

So where did it say he prefers hitting people with chairs than kissing hot chicks? Oh right, it doesn't.

tucsonspeed6 04-08-2005 06:40 PM

Who reads "TeenToday.com"? I think that's the website that was featured in the movie 40 days and 40 nights....you know, the one where their biggest news story was how some intern wanted to be a virgin again.

El Santo 04-08-2005 06:59 PM

Who can blame the Rock? He's a married guy. I'm sure if he did a movie love scene, he'd catch hell when he got home.

The Naitch 04-08-2005 07:37 PM

That's badass. If I knew a person would rather hit a person with a chair than kiss beautiful women, I'd say he's pretty badass. So yeah, The Rock is pretty badass. :cool:

SuperSlim 04-08-2005 07:44 PM

that he is

TerranRich 04-08-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Naitch
That's badass. If I knew a person would rather hit a person with a chair than kiss beautiful women, I'd say he's pretty badass. So yeah, The Rock is pretty badass. :cool:

Or he's gay. Wait, he's married.

But what about all those past references to sticking things sideways up peoples' asses? And talking about other peoples' candy-asses.

Sounds kinda gay to me! :yes: :naughty:

Rockgurl 04-08-2005 10:37 PM

^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)

Transplant 04-08-2005 10:40 PM

Has he had to kiss someone on a movie?

SuperSlim 04-08-2005 10:41 PM

OMG it's you again.

Rockgurl 04-08-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Transplant
Has he had to kiss someone on a movie?

Yes. He kissed Kelly Hu in the Scorpion King, Ashley Scott in Walking Tall, and Rosario Dawson on TRL! :eek: That's probably why his wife is not happy. :lol:

Rockgurl 04-08-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperSlim
OMG it's you again.

OMG, you're being stupid again.

Transplant 04-08-2005 11:10 PM

It never said his wife wasn't happy. I don't think it did anyway.

Rockgurl 04-08-2005 11:17 PM

^^I know it didn't say that. But it's probably the reason why he's saying it.

Transplant 04-08-2005 11:23 PM

He's probably saying it because it's hard as a relatively new actor to come to terms with the fact that it's not them who's kissing another person. It's a part of the character. Even relatively good actors hate it because they get that feeling that kissing another person may think that they might have the hots for them.

The same can be said for hitting people with steal chairs. When you first do it, it's hard because you dont want to hurt the other person. However, because the Rock's had more experience with chairs than kissing, thats the most logical reason he said that.

Rockgurl 04-08-2005 11:29 PM

^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.

Kane Knight 04-08-2005 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)

Freddie MErcury used to have fuck women after his stage shows. You gonna argue that he's straight because he fucked women and had a few "beards" in his life?

The Rock's gay, get over it.

Transplant 04-08-2005 11:35 PM

Its obvious. When he was in high school, when all his mates were getting laid, he was cracking people over the head with chairs.

Kane Knight 04-08-2005 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.

Well, since hitting people with steel chairs is STAGED, maybe he was referencing STAGED kissing.

Now, has the Rock done more fighting or kissing in his wrestling career? Even you should figure this one out.

SuperSlim 04-08-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
OMG, you're being stupid again.

yo chill a bit dude.

I'm just acknowledgin that you are back. You automatically go on the defensive. That's not a good way to make acquaintices on the board.

Chill.

Kane Knight 04-08-2005 11:59 PM

Well, when you're stalking someone, and internet smarks call him a faggot, you get defensive. ;)

SuperSlim 04-08-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Well, when you're stalking someone, and internet smarks call him a faggot, you get defensive. ;)

:D

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 12:00 AM

Though since Rockgurl is a 40 year old man, You'd think he'd LIKE the Rock to smoke pole.

SuperSlim 04-09-2005 12:03 AM

Rockgurl has some psychological issues. and suffers from an identity crisis.

for one he thinks he's a girl

once that issue has been dealt with then things can start changin. it's sad to see someone like that :nono:

Pepsi Man 04-09-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)

How far back? Dwayne's been married a number of years. :D

Rock Bottom 04-09-2005 04:12 AM

As much as I idolize The Rock, I think he is a little kum-si kum-sa (or whatever he says).

He mentioned being comfortable enough to kiss a guy, based on good dental hygene and "nice lips." Oh yes, let's not forget "ruggedly handsome."

But in a situation where he would have to kiss a chick, The Rock is uncomfortable and would rather hit someone over the head with a chair.

That's strange, The Rock, please explain.

Pepsi Man 04-09-2005 04:25 AM

I'm not exactly the world's biggest Rock mark these days, but I can't say I honestly think he's gay.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
As much as I idolize The Rock, I think he is a little kum-si kum-sa (or whatever he says).

He mentioned being comfortable enough to kiss a guy, based on good dental hygene and "nice lips." Oh yes, let's not forget "ruggedly handsome."

But in a situation where he would have to kiss a chick, The Rock is uncomfortable and would rather hit someone over the head with a chair.

That's strange, The Rock, please explain.

500 Dollar shirts. Hollywood. Sticking things up people's asses. The People's Elbow (Clearly the most GAYlectrifying move in sports entertianment...)

The Rock's a homo. But then, pretty much all great entertainers are.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 05:56 PM

Wow, don't start calling him gay just because you're jealous of him. Yes, he has said that he'd kiss a guy, but he was obviously joking. He has also said that he wants to kiss Halle Berry or J Lo. When a gay guy kisses a girl, it feels awkward. But when The Rock kisses a girl, it's sexy. Just watch the scene in Walking Tall when he's making out with that girl. You can't say he's gay after watching that. Guys are calling him gay these days because he played a gay bodyguard in Be Cool. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and doesn't have problems with gay people. But, it seems like you guys do have problems. Oh well, I expected nothing less.

And Kane Knight and Superslim, you can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you:)

redoneja 04-09-2005 05:59 PM

OH! You just got told by a 16 year old girl........ :roll:

Anyway, The Rock is in the past, get over him.

This coming from a 17 year old guy.... :shifty:

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 06:41 PM

Yup. We just got burned by a retard who gives a shit whether or not the Rock is gay.

The Naitch 04-09-2005 06:43 PM

Michael Richards and Jerry Seinfeld are gay. They kissed eachother too :naughty:

TerranRich 04-09-2005 07:07 PM

I love how people are getting all defensive and testy when others call The Rock gay.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" :lol:

Gertner 04-09-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.

o.k there Hulkster.

James Steele 04-09-2005 07:38 PM

:lol:


Rock leaves his backdoor open for strudel...

The Naitch 04-09-2005 07:40 PM

I'm thinking of doing a Cockgurl promo :lol:

James Steele 04-09-2005 07:42 PM

:lol:

The Naitch 04-09-2005 08:10 PM

You gotta see this James. It's gonna be fantastic :lol: Kane Knight cameo (kameo)

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
I love how people are getting all defensive and testy when others call The Rock gay.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" :lol:

I enjoy that myself. I mean, does it somehow make the Rock less entertaining if he's a flaming homo?

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:14 PM

:lol: :roll: After reading this thread, it's you guys who seem gay to me. If you didn't care about him, you wouldn't be posting in this thread. Or you are just jealous of him and take every opportunity you get to bash him one way or another. I don't see any other reason you would post in this thread. :lol:

The Naitch 04-09-2005 08:14 PM

And I will be using real quotes from KK, Rockgurl from this thread and that hilarious one Rockgurl did a while back. :lol: I'll post it here when I'm done :)

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
And Kane Knight and Superslim, you can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you:)

You're just jealous because your wang isn't big enough for The Rock.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I enjoy that myself. I mean, does it somehow make the Rock less entertaining if he's a flaming homo?

No, it does not. I post in this thread only because it's not true. He's not gay. It's so obvious. If he was gay, somebody would've found out something about it by now. He's been married for 8 years and has a daughter. Gay people can't stay in the closet for that long. I can't believe you people actually think he's gay. He's so manly and hot. Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay. He does not. He can kick your ass :D.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
:lol: :roll: After reading this thread, it's you guys who seem gay to me. If you didn't care about him, you wouldn't be posting in this thread. Or you are just jealous of him and take every opportunity you get to bash him one way or another. I don't see any other reason you would post in this thread. :lol:

Or maybe to get a rise out of idiot fanboys...

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
You're just jealous because your wang isn't big enough for The Rock.

:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Or maybe to get a rise out of idiot fanboys...

:lol: You will never stop your stupid and lame jokes. Your posts don't insult me. They just make me laugh my ass off. :rofl:

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
No, it does not. I post in this thread only because it's not true. He's not gay. It's so obvious. If he was gay, somebody would've found out something about it by now. He's been married for 8 years and has a daughter. Gay people can't stay in the closet for that long. I can't believe you people actually think he's gay. He's so manly and hot. Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay. He does not. He can kick your ass :D.

Yeah, the 500 dollar shirts, the flamboyant speech.

That alone shoots the "gay guys dress gay and act gay. Therefore the Rock isn't gay" theory.

By the way, gay people CAN stay in the closet for a long time. Some do it for DECADES. 8 years is a drop in the bucket.

IT's amazing that you can pretend to be a girl, be a fan of the rock, and STILL be so naive about homosexuals.

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay.

"gay guys act gay"

This is either a taoist koan, a tautology, or the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

You get a lot of gay people who act in ways that are absolutely unstereotypical. Who would have picked Rock Hudson as being gay? For some people, sexuality is more about the simple matter of who you want to go to bed with than any kind of lifestyle thing.

I especially liked your "He's not gay! He could kick your ass!" bit. I've known gay people who could have absolutely killed me if they had wanted to. The greatest military leader the world has ever known (Alexander of Macedonia) was as gay as a window.

I'm not saying The Rock definitely IS gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he liked a little sugar in his coffee if you know what I mean.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
:lol: You will never stop your stupid and lame jokes. Your posts don't insult me. They just make me laugh my ass off. :rofl:

And yet you're so amazingly defensive. Yeah, okay, whatever. :p

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.

It does have something to do with the topic. You're jealous that you don't have a big enough penis for the most GAYlectrifying man in sports entertainment.

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.

Let me put this in a more clear fashion.

You are jealous of Kane Knight and SuperSlim because they have more chance of getting an up close look at The Little People's Champion than you. This stems from the fact that they are male, and he is strictly butter side down.

sheesh, some people are too dumb to insult properly.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
I'm not saying The Rock definitely IS gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he liked a little sugar in his coffee if you know what I mean.

"A booty rooter?"

"Sugar in his gas tank there is."

"He's fallen to the sweet side of the Force."

"Always two there are.

...And sometimes three."

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
[The Rock] is strictly butter side down.

:rofl:

Never heard that one before.

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:32 PM

this is fun. The last time I had this much fun was the time me and Dwayne went off to his love-cabin in the Smokey Mountains with some poppers and a week's supply of whipped cream...

oops, shouldn't kiss and tell.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Yeah, the 500 dollar shirts, the flamboyant speech.

That alone shoots the "gay guys dress gay and act gay. Therefore the Rock isn't gay" theory.

By the way, gay people CAN stay in the closet for a long time. Some do it for DECADES. 8 years is a drop in the bucket.

IT's amazing that you can pretend to be a girl, be a fan of the rock, and STILL be so naive about homosexuals.

I don't pretend. I am a girl and I am a fan of the Rock. You can go ahead and keep typing the same shit. It's sad that to look good, you have to use jokes about people's sexuality.
And how am I being naive? How does wearing 500 dollar shirt make him gay? That's the stupidest shit I've ever read. He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy. But what do you know? That's right, nothing. You probably have no sense of style.
By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33. That is a long time. And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet. He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them. They can f*ck off. That was exactly what he said. Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?

Transplant 04-09-2005 08:39 PM

Rockgurl, lemme ask you a question.

Would you rather:

a) Hit The Rock with a steel chair

or

b) Kiss a girl

??

Just answer it.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
this is fun. The last time I had this much fun was the time me and Dwayne went off to his love-cabin in the Smokey Mountains with some poppers and a week's supply of whipped cream...

oops, shouldn't kiss and tell.

Wow, you need to stop dreaming.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
I don't pretend. I am a girl and I am a fan of the Rock. You can go ahead and keep typing the same shit. It's sad that to look good, you have to use jokes about people's sexuality.
And how am I being naive? How does wearing 500 dollar shirt make him gay? That's the stupidest shit I've ever read. He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy. But what do you know? That's right, nothing. You probably have no sense of style.
By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33. That is a long time. And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet. He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them. They can f*ck off. That was exactly what he said. Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?

Being a fag, I feel no need to make cracks about sexuality to "look good."

But keep telling yourself that.

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:41 PM

ROCK LIKES THE COCK (and I ain't talking about The Naitch)

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Transplant
Rockgurl, lemme ask you a question.

Would you rather:

a) Hit The Rock with a steel chair

or

b) Kiss a girl

??

Just answer it.

I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy.

Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

(besides, saying that gay people should come out is the PERFECT cover for being gay. It also means that when he comes out later and reinvents himself as the most flaming man in sports-entertainment, he can point back at those words and say that he was running from his own truth. That will go down like a BOMB on Oprah)

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:43 PM

:lol:

Transplant 04-09-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

That wasn't an option. What would you rather do?

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

so between a steel chair and a woman, you'd kiss a gay man?

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33.

No, really? He's not 8 years old? CALL CNN! JFCOMGWTFBBQSAUCE!

Quote:

That is a long time.
Yeah, but how long did it take for George Michael, Freddie Mercury, Ellen DeGeneress, etc. to come out of the closet?
Quote:

And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet.
So he would feel less ostracised?

Quote:

He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them.
So what? That proves nothing.

Quote:

Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?
BEcause, and coming from a queer here, it's easier to preach than to practice?

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
Let me put this in a more clear fashion.

You are jealous of Kane Knight and SuperSlim because they have more chance of getting an up close look at The Little People's Champion than you. This stems from the fact that they are male, and he is strictly butter side down.

sheesh, some people are too dumb to insult properly.

Lol, why would I be jealous of KK and SS? Haha. I actually have a life, unlike them. They like to make jokes about others' sexuality to make themselves feel better. I don't need to be jealous of people like that.

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:46 PM

:rofl:

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
Wow, you need to stop dreaming.

no, DREAMING would be to pretend that this succulent chunk of half hawaiian prime rump would take your skanky ass over the sugar Poppa has to offer.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
so between a steel chair and a woman, you'd kiss a gay man?

:rofl:

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:47 PM

Rockgurl

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

(besides, saying that gay people should come out is the PERFECT cover for being gay. It also means that when he comes out later and reinvents himself as the most flaming man in sports-entertainment, he can point back at those words and say that he was running from his own truth. That will go down like a BOMB on Oprah)

:y:

Transplant 04-09-2005 08:47 PM

I'll put it in a perspective.

The Rock has a curse placed upon him, and the only way to cure him from it is to either unleash a nasty chair shot to him, or pash a chick. If you don't do either, he dies. What would it be?

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:47 PM

Is

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:47 PM

A

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:48 PM

Dirty

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
Lol, why would I be jealous of KK and SS? Haha. I actually have a life, unlike them. They like to make jokes about others' sexuality to make themselves feel better. I don't need to be jealous of people like that.

I wondered how long before the "I have a life" line. Instead of issuing that line you might as well have changed yourcustom title to "I AM 14 AND IN DENIAL".

Honey, The Rock wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S penis. Even if he WERE straight.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

I never said that gay men aren't sexy. And faghag? :rofl: Wow, you are the dumbest person I've ever met.

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:48 PM

Filthy

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:49 PM

Bottom

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:49 PM

-Feeding

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Transplant
I'll put it in a perspective.

The Rock has a curse placed upon him, and the only way to cure him from it is to either unleash a nasty chair shot to him, or pash a chick. If you don't do either, he dies. What would it be?

Put that way... I'd kiss The Rock :kiss:

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:50 PM

Trash

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:50 PM

Bag

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:50 PM

HO!

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:51 PM

...with a penis

Transplant 04-09-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
Put that way... I'd kiss The Rock :kiss:

:rofl: Dead Rock :rofl:

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
I never said that gay men aren't sexy. And faghag? :rofl: Wow, you are the dumbest person I've ever met.

Sweetheart, you're the one crushing on a gay fella.

OK, we're both crushing on him, but you're the one lacking the necessary equipment.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
I wondered how long before the "I have a life" line. Instead of issuing that line you might as well have changed yourcustom title to "I AM 14 AND IN DENIAL".

Honey, The Rock wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S penis. Even if he WERE straight.

Oh wow, that really made me feel bad. :roll: :rofl: :lol:

James Steele 04-09-2005 08:53 PM

If I wasn't already half of TPWW user's bitches, I'd fuck The Rock's brains out...



:shifty:

Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Transplant
:rofl: Dead Rock :rofl:

hey, it's not rape if he's already dead.

Transplant 04-09-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
hey, it's not rape if he's willing to take a cock in the ass.


Lamuella 04-09-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
Oh wow, that really made me feel bad. :roll: :rofl: :lol:

don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends?

Cool King 04-09-2005 08:58 PM

Proof The Rock is Gay.:shifty:

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1777/sfrg9cv.jpg

The Naitch 04-09-2005 08:58 PM

Here ya go James :)

Featuring a Kane Knight Kameo

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Naitch

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/9291/04694az.jpg

*Pieces Of Me by Ashlee Simpson hits as Cockgurl makes her way to the ring to a chorus of boos*

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/4977/03203cp.jpg

Cockgurl: People, as you may know, my name is Cockgurl :yes:

*The fans start a huge Cockgurl is fat chant*

Cockgurl: I AM NOT FAT! *The fans starts a huge tubby chant* I AM NOT A TUBBY! *The fans start a SHOW US YOUR TITS chant*

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/4977/03203cp.jpg

Cockgurl: Please be quiet, because the reason why I came here tonight is to wish The Cock (my hero) the best of luck at HitlerMania. As you may know, I am Cockgurl, which means that I am The Cock's #1 fan. I have a lovely Cock avatar on TPWW.NET And to be blunt, I think he will destroy Viagra addict, The Naitch! Because come.....


WOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Naitch's theme hits as Naitch makes his way out*

http://img161.exs.cx/img161/7576/0429ow.jpg

Naitch: Bitch shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you, you dumb retard whore!

*Fans laugh as Naitch makes his way to the ring*

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Naitch: As you can see, I am VERY tired right now. I can barely stay awake. WHY? Because I have no access to my stash. So Cockgurl, I am gonna make this quick. Your hero, The Cock is a HOMOSEXUAL! WHY? Because he said he wants to kiss men, AND he said he'd rather nail people with steel chairs than kiss beautiful women! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A HOMO!

*Fans laugh*

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Cockgurl: Wow, don't start calling him gay just because you're jealous of him. Yes, he has said that he'd kiss a guy, but he was obviously joking. He has also said that he wants to kiss Halle Berry or J Lo. When a gay guy kisses a girl, it feels awkward. But when The Cock kisses a girl, it's sexy. Just watch the scene in Jogging Short when he's making out with that girl. You can't say he's gay after watching that. Guys are calling him gay these days because he played a gay bodyguard in Cool Like Ice. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and doesn't have problems with gay people. But, it seems like you guys have problems with that, Naitch. Oh well, I expected nothing less. And you and Kane Knight can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you.

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Naitch: Kane Knight? Listen bitch *FANS POP* Kane Knight thinks you are a retard, and he's 100% correctomundo! Because you are retarded. Look at you. Skank

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Cockgurl: OMG, you're being stupid again. He kissed Kelly Hu in the "Scorpion Warrior The Trilogy", Ashley Scott in "Jogging Short", and Rosario Dawson on TRL! That's probably why his wife is not happy. :lol:

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Naitch: QUIET YOU! WHY ARE YOU HERE? The same can be said for hitting people with steal chairs. When you first do it, it's hard because you dont want to hurt the other person. However, because The Cock's had more experience with chairs than kissing, thats the most logical reason he said that.

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Cockgurl: Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.


BOOM!

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*The crowd is in shock as Kane Knight makes his way to the ring. A huge KKK chant could be heard as he makes his way to the ring*

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Kane Knight: Well, since hitting people with steel chairs is STAGED, maybe he was referencing STAGED kissing. Now, has The Cock done more fighting or kissing in his captioning career? Even you should figure this one out. 500 Dollar shirts. Hollywood. Sticking things up people's asses. The Hollywood's Elbow which is clearly "The West Hollywood Elbow" :lol: The Cock's a homo. But then, pretty much all great entertainers are. Meanwhile, you can't petition TNA to bring back The Cock. It's not like they FIRED him. They parted ways on semi-aimiable terms. If The Cock wants to come back, he'll come back. If you don't want The Cock in Hollywood, don't go to any of his movies. The worse his movies sell, the more likely he is to return. Still, if you're a huge Cock fan, you should want him to succeed, not to be some petty little bitch or snotty princess.

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Cockgurl: What the fuck ? When did I say I don't support his movie career? I love his movies and I want him to continue making more movies because that's what he wants to do. I just want him to continue to make appearances in TNA. If he decides someday that he totally wants to leave it, I'll still support him. It's his life and he should be able to do what he wants to do. In his recent interviews, he has been saying that he's hurt that TNA didn't bring up the contract renewal and that he has always wanted to remain a part of it in some way. That's what he wants to do, and that's what I want him to do. If you have read the latest news, The Dude and The Cock are trying to resolve the situation. I don't know where you got the idea of me not wanting him to succeed. I'm the one who's always arguing with stupid people who call him a sellout and think that he shouldn't leave Caption-Entertainment for Hollywood. He should do what he wants! So, don't call me a little bitch, because you're the bitch around here

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Naitch: Thank you for your kind words. These are tears of joy

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Kane Knight: I love you by the way, Naitch :kiss:

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Naitch: Right back at cha big guy :kiss:






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Cock: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! *Fans pop huge*

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Cock: Live from Hollywood again. Cockgurl, I don't want you speaking my name ever again, CAPICHE? You give all Cock fans a bad name. Terrible.

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Cock: And we all know Naitch payed Kane Knight to badmouth The Cock like that, am I right KK?

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Kane Knight: You sir, are correct

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Naitch: Traitor

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Cock: Quiet Naitch. So there you have it. Kane Knight makes the most electrifying cameo in Caption-Entertainment, The Cock makes The Naitch look like a total ass, and we all get to see Cockgurl's panties

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*ilt_undertaker comes out of nowhere and reveals Cockgurl's panties*

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*The Cock loves it*

*The Naitch throws Cockgurl out of the ring*

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*Kane Knight is happy*

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Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
Sweetheart, you're the one crushing on a gay fella.

OK, we're both crushing on him, but you're the one lacking the necessary equipment.

:rofl: I had him first. :mad:

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends?

:rofl: OMG! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Your stupid insults make you dumb, not me. By the way, are you a guy or a girl?

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends?

Homo.

Kane Knight 04-09-2005 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
:rofl: OMG! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Your stupid insults make you dumb, not me. By the way, are you a guy or a girl?

HE's already told you. By saying that You lacked the correct equipment.

Rockgurl 04-09-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King!
Proof The Rock is Gay.:shifty:

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Oh wow :eek:! How creative! :roll: :rofl:

Cool King 04-09-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockgurl
Oh wow :eek:! How creative! :roll: :rofl:

Yeah,here's something for ya before I go.

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