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*Pieces Of Me by Ashlee Simpson hits as Cockgurl makes her way to the ring to a chorus of boos*
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Cockgurl: People, as you may know, my name is Cockgurl :yes:
*The fans start a huge Cockgurl is fat chant*
Cockgurl: I AM NOT FAT!
*The fans starts a huge tubby chant* I AM NOT A TUBBY!
*The fans start a SHOW US YOUR TITS chant*
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Cockgurl: Please be quiet, because the reason why I came here tonight is to wish The Cock (my hero) the best of luck at HitlerMania. As you may know, I am Cockgurl, which means that I am The Cock's #1 fan. I have a lovely Cock avatar on TPWW.NET And to be blunt, I think he will destroy Viagra addict, The Naitch! Because come.....
WOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Naitch's theme hits as Naitch makes his way out*
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Naitch: Bitch shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you, you dumb retard whore!
*Fans laugh as Naitch makes his way to the ring*
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Naitch: As you can see, I am VERY tired right now. I can barely stay awake. WHY? Because I have no access to my stash. So Cockgurl, I am gonna make this quick. Your hero, The Cock is a HOMOSEXUAL! WHY? Because he said he wants to kiss men, AND he said he'd rather nail people with steel chairs than kiss beautiful women! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A HOMO!
*Fans laugh*
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Cockgurl: Wow, don't start calling him gay just because you're jealous of him. Yes, he has said that he'd kiss a guy, but he was obviously joking. He has also said that he wants to kiss Halle Berry or J Lo. When a gay guy kisses a girl, it feels awkward. But when The Cock kisses a girl, it's sexy. Just watch the scene in Jogging Short when he's making out with that girl. You can't say he's gay after watching that. Guys are calling him gay these days because he played a gay bodyguard in Cool Like Ice. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and doesn't have problems with gay people. But, it seems like you guys have problems with that, Naitch. Oh well, I expected nothing less. And you and Kane Knight can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you.
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Naitch: Kane Knight? Listen bitch
*FANS POP* Kane Knight thinks you are a retard, and he's 100% correctomundo! Because you are retarded. Look at you. Skank
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Cockgurl: OMG, you're being stupid again. He kissed Kelly Hu in the "Scorpion Warrior The Trilogy", Ashley Scott in "Jogging Short", and Rosario Dawson on TRL! That's probably why his wife is not happy. :lol:
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Naitch: QUIET YOU! WHY ARE YOU HERE? The same can be said for hitting people with steal chairs. When you first do it, it's hard because you dont want to hurt the other person. However, because The Cock's had more experience with chairs than kissing, thats the most logical reason he said that.
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Cockgurl: Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.
BOOM!
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*The crowd is in shock as Kane Knight makes his way to the ring. A huge KKK chant could be heard as he makes his way to the ring*
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Kane Knight: Well, since hitting people with steel chairs is STAGED, maybe he was referencing STAGED kissing. Now, has The Cock done more fighting or kissing in his captioning career? Even you should figure this one out. 500 Dollar shirts. Hollywood. Sticking things up people's asses. The Hollywood's Elbow which is clearly "The West Hollywood Elbow" :lol: The Cock's a homo. But then, pretty much all great entertainers are. Meanwhile, you can't petition TNA to bring back The Cock. It's not like they FIRED him. They parted ways on semi-aimiable terms. If The Cock wants to come back, he'll come back. If you don't want The Cock in Hollywood, don't go to any of his movies. The worse his movies sell, the more likely he is to return. Still, if you're a huge Cock fan, you should want him to succeed, not to be some petty little bitch or snotty princess.
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Cockgurl: What the fuck ? When did I say I don't support his movie career? I love his movies and I want him to continue making more movies because that's what he wants to do. I just want him to continue to make appearances in TNA. If he decides someday that he totally wants to leave it, I'll still support him. It's his life and he should be able to do what he wants to do. In his recent interviews, he has been saying that he's hurt that TNA didn't bring up the contract renewal and that he has always wanted to remain a part of it in some way. That's what he wants to do, and that's what I want him to do. If you have read the latest news, The Dude and The Cock are trying to resolve the situation. I don't know where you got the idea of me not wanting him to succeed. I'm the one who's always arguing with stupid people who call him a sellout and think that he shouldn't leave Caption-Entertainment for Hollywood. He should do what he wants! So, don't call me a little bitch, because you're the bitch around here
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Naitch: Thank you for your kind words. These are tears of joy
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Kane Knight: I love you by the way, Naitch :kiss:
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Naitch: Right back at cha big guy :kiss:
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Cock: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!
*Fans pop huge*
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Cock: Live from Hollywood again. Cockgurl, I don't want you speaking my name ever again, CAPICHE? You give all Cock fans a bad name. Terrible.
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Cock: And we all know Naitch payed Kane Knight to badmouth The Cock like that, am I right KK?
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Kane Knight: You sir, are correct
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Naitch: Traitor
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Cock: Quiet Naitch. So there you have it. Kane Knight makes the most electrifying cameo in Caption-Entertainment, The Cock makes The Naitch look like a total ass, and we all get to see Cockgurl's panties
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*ilt_undertaker comes out of nowhere and reveals Cockgurl's panties*
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*The Cock loves it*
*The Naitch throws Cockgurl out of the ring*
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*Kane Knight is happy*
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