Official Raw Thread: April 11, 2005
 

I was waitin for one to pop up but here it is 8:11 and there was still nothin so I guess post here talkin bout your predictions before Raw comes on.

I'm lookin forward to a dance form your champion before he enters the ring.

Damn I thought this was the C-fed forum :(

naw man. this the wrestling forum

I bet you fans think Rhyno's gonna give me the Goar
I'll beat his ass so soar, it's like he did a prision tour.

Stop stealing my gimmick!

Yo, this is thuganomics; I excel beyond sports
He rocks a horn on his head; I rock a horn in my shorts.

I was just watching that rap of his the other day. Face Cena jobs to Heel Cena.

Yo there's this girl McCool shes a really hot lady
I took a shit in my pants she said it tasted like gravey

LOL.

:( Face Cena. I'm watching the Worldlife DVD right now.

everytime I watch that DVD I miss the heel cena more and more. That stuff against Taker and Brock were real good

The whole Chain Gang thing would be OK if he just toned it down a few hundred notches. He needs to find a good medium between the way he is now, and old heel Cena. Now it seems like ALL HE DOES is pander to the crowd. At least the Rock talked some shit on occasion. Cena now is just a pansy.

You see that promo against Taker where he had the blowtorch in his hand? That promo is a top 10 all-time fav of mine.

Yeah that was a good one. Also, his rap against Kurt Angle at No Mercy 03.

He claims intelligence, it's impossible, his head is hollow
His t-shirt used to say "you suck", but they had to change it cuz he swallows.

:heart:

lol, I literally just had that on. He was probably saying the line as you typed that.

Why don't you show the whole world you can't even walk in my shoes
Your finisher's the F5? Mine's the FU!

or somethinggggggggggg like that

This RAW will feature at least one apperance by the King of Bling Bling, Chris Jericho!

Jobbing to Chris Masters.

YO YO YO YO YO! The tag CHAMP IS HERE!!

And since when did this become a Cena appreciation thread, it's about Raw instead.
It's time the show give it alls, I am the champ but you still don't have ----

Woo! Its RAW. Lets get it on.

LMAO at the pyros, or lack there of. :lol:

balls!!! ITs Balls?!!

yeah Batiasta talking

Raw starting ojkdfgg

It's the lesbian!

And Molly Holly.

Tag team diva match, okay

Gee Mad, I'll guess we'll see Vicky

startin off with my main lady Trish... well my second main lady. come on Vicki!

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! but why does she have to team with that red headed bimbo? :(

<-- Feels bad for Victoria.

......*blinks*

What the fucking hell!? Victoria on TV? What is this....a paraelle reality?

Its Victoria! Woohoo!

VICKY!!!! AND RED HEAD!!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Gonmad00: :drool: :drool: drool:

I bet you anything

Vicki always has the coolest outfits for divas. she needs to come out with her own DVD

Who unbanned you?

Oh never mind.

Ladies who can actually wrestle!

I feel bad for Molly.

That was an interesting move :drool:

She sold to quick. she botchin already

Chrisy can do that leg drop to me at any time.

And Christy. :|

In an ideal world...

Trish Stratus tonight : Christy Hemme :: "Dark Angel" stunt double : Lita

I like Chrissy's ring attire

Amazingly...that does not hurt Christy at all. We all know how flexible she is.

Give Chrissy credit, at least she's trying

well umm at least VIcki is on the winning side. man Christy's theme is stupid

yes Kane.

and Christy has the most annoying music ever.

At least she's pulling her worth instead of being a pretty face.

Get her Kane!

Damnit get Christy.

..............................the WWE actually caring about contiunality?! WTF!?

they made mention of kane/lita. I thought that was forgotten

Fuck.

return of RNN :D

RNN :D

First ever RNN coming up, please :D

GET THE F OFF RNN. :mad:

Yay for RNN!

Looks like RNN for the Legend Killer :(

great minds think alike

Well, at least my girl won and Kane ran around like an idiot.

WHOO! An RNN report! ...maybe.

He was only 35% going against Taker. No wonder Taker won :roll:

Oh look molly lost...Again. I remember that sholder thing it was sick.

We're so hopeful, WWE will probably not do it.

This is why they have OVW, to give people that aren't ready to be wrestling on Monday and Thursday a chance to improve themselves before debuting.

good grief

how come Kane was there?

Chrissy is so pretty I don't care about her abilities

Sickest bump I've ever seen anyone take.

Save for Lita diving at Trish and Trish fucking up.

well at least I get to catch the encore. here we come

I've kind of accepted the fact that the women's division is usually never about great wrestling.

Maybe next week then

Do they have to show this damn surgury?

hes so cuteeeeeeee :drool:

If that's the case, they should use her as a valet or an interviewer or something, but she doesn't belong in a wrestling match with Trish Stratus, Victoria, and Molly Holly.

Oooh :drool:

dang purple girl looked good

.............Stacy....naked!? :drool: :drool: :drool:

Ahahahaha! Kane rocks!

did he just rape them? :shifty:

MERCI

Got a point there Loopy

Kane is the man. 'Nuff said.

(So torn. HBK mark, but...also Hassan mark...)

...which Sitcom is he talking about?

go with Hassan on this one.

So will HBK beat this guy or do they build this Assan guy up?

Wheres subtitles when you need them?

I would love somebody to say that.

Hopefully HBK can get the job done, but I doubt it.

I think they gonna have Hassan suffer his first pinfall loss :(

Kane = Ratings. Loved the little smirk he did before he left to find Trish.

And yeah, the girl in purple and Maria were :drool: worthy.

I think I will, Slim. I think I will...

(No idea why I just repeated myself, then trailed off like a 1980s cartoon supehero)

the girl in purple=Candice Michelle

cause it's cool man. cause it's cool.

FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYY

squash match coming up?

lol at that guy

Two Pissbreaks withing the first 30 minutes. :eek:

Why is HHH always the damn number one contender? It's like the same two guys that are the IC number one contender also.

This better be good. Triple H's promo about fire hydrants coming up...

Did you hear that Spike? Thats what you're giving up. Total idiots

That's Candice Michelle :love:

She was on a show called Hotel Erotica on Cinemax. You can watch her get her brains *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* This is a test of the emergenvy broadcast system

That's what's wrong with WWE. If Hassan looses, why even bother building him up? WWE needs rising stars, not a stagnant quagmire... digitty digitty digitty

yeah I thought yep he;s promoin in his underwear

Here comes trips.. and there goes a half hour of my life.

Yea, hopefully the Hassan match will end in DQ and maybe Jannetty comes for the save.

Well LC, it's not real, unfortunately

lol on fire. Fire Hydrants. Its coming.