Huge Update on Rock/WWE(Yes!!! Finally
 

Source: DwayneJohnsonFever and Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Finally, The Rock has come back to the WWE! I'm so happy! :D I knew they would work something out. Obviously, he's not coming back full-time, but we'll get surprise appearances like we have been getting for the past 2 years. The only difference is, he won't have a contract. It's a WWE/Hogan situation. That's a slap in the face of all the Rock haters who said that he only came back for the money. :foc: I can't be happier. Haters, eat your heart out. :rant: :lol:


Wait, I just realized that this story broke 2 weeks ago and has confirmed nothing that has already been said. I feel like such a dumb shit for posting it. I'm going to go back to where I came from now, i.e. the Trash Can, and write The Rock more fan mail. I will then fail to send Rock my fan mail because I'm clueless to the postal system

-Bye

no, SammyG, eat your heart out

Kirk Angel's the man....

^^Wow. I don't care if you hate me. If you don't hate the Rock, I probably wasn't talking to you. I said haters. That doesn't apply to you, so calm the fuck down.

Yeah, but it doesn't mean he will ACTUALLY do these appearances. They just have him on stand by incase ratings dip bad enough.

Completely off-topic...

I see many (pos) reps comin your way. :D

yeah... all right. sorry.


:wtf:

i'm getting soft. someone slap me.

*slaps*

Orale Holmes. Look at your next VBX champion!

never hated the Rock. when will you realize that moron?

Well I was trying to deflect away and get something positive out of what will turn into another Rockgurl bashing thread.

what? those things are in the past. coughrockgurlsuckscough

but yeah Angle stole the night that night

Gotta love the Cock, esse.

Now wait a min.

Doesn't that sound weird?

Anyways, Naitch, if you're reading this, i'm expecting another cockgurl promo from you, ya hear? :kiss:

Also Ferret, thanks.

reps to whoever edited her post.

LC, or FF, or YH, or she did it herself. :shifty:

What else did I expect from motherfuckers like you? Nothing. You guys have nothing else to do, but bash people. Losers.

so why do you keep coming back then!?!? if you hate us that much then why do keep coming back for more?? :wtf:

But you do seem to like bashes since you keep posting here. :y:

hey, my post looks like jerichoholic's. :y:

yooooo so quick on the defense again. maybe if you were to take a kinder, more laid back approach to things people may be nicer to you

^I just posted some news about the Rock and actually thought that you people might be mature enough to discuss it. But I thought wrong. I expected way too much from people like you.

Afflack

you can only expect certain things from certain posters. Come on.

Rockgurl enjoys a good gang bashing. :y:

And here you are, with nothing better to do than bash people. Loser. :nono:

He's just a sexy Kurt who makes people's ankles hurt, of course he rules all! So Rock, eat your heart out! WHOOO!

This moment from over 2 weeks ago was brought to you by Kelloggs.

i see this thread getting 10 pages long.

I say 2... maybe 3

depends if cockgurl keeps on posting.

errr...Gigo (Garbage in, Garbage out), you dumb cunt. You post like an idiot (The rock's not coming back just for the money because he doesn't have a contract! OMG THERE gonna pay him in MONKIES), and then go on the offensive (a slap in the face of Rock haters) and what do you expect?

If he does come back, send him to Smackdown - it needs the most help.

And put him on Carlito's Cabana - "Be Cool - THAT's not cool".

I can imagine those two working really well together. Plus Carlito is the most exciting prospect over there as well so it would make business sense.

And how bored we are.

:y:

OK James hasn't posted yet

So Shut up you Ignorant yadda yadda yadda

Rock + Carlito = :drool:

I want to sex Rockgurl.

:y:

the Cockgurl character is really going to take off from now on. I'm making her the President and CEO and client of The Cock's Fanclub. Plus she'll be The Cock's assistant/slave

Cockgurl = ratings

Bust a promo

he already did

it's in the NCW thread already

C-Feds scare me with it's greatness

I've just got it in my head now that the next time Rock has a film coming out he'll do his customary appearance and be Carlito's special guest.

Carlito will start talking and Rock will cut him off with his usual 'Finally, the Rock................', which'll piss CCC off no end. Then CCC will start talking about his previous films, 'Scorpion King - not bad, Be Cool - THATS not cool'.

Then the Rock will get his serious face on and take off his sunglasses and do the whole 'It doesn't matter....' routine. Then CCC will try and spit apple and the Rock will layeth the smacketh down on him instead.

And that will hopefully lead to a PPV match between the two so Rock can put CCC over (outside interference from MNM - they're cool).

Come on Rockgurl, stay we need you. Well I need you, mabey then I can be the second worst poster on this board.

Anyways, you are a acual moron. I try to act like one, but you are truely a moron.

I'd sex up the Rock. Or maybe the other way around

I want to make long,sweet, and passionate love to Rockgurl. She will be groaning in pleasure as every time I thrust I'll scream...



"YEAH BITCH..."




















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"UP..."


















"YOU..."

























"IGNORANT..."



































"ASS..."




































"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!"



















































"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

:D Sounds like a plan.

OK, don't go so far as talk of sodomy and the like. That's uncalled for.

...that's casual forum talk.

I like Slim Jims because they remind me of penis.

Any time you want some REAL meat, let me know. :naughty:

]I disagree. Mostly because the Rock would take this post...Shine up reeeeeal nice...Turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it Stright up...YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!

If ya smellalalalalalalalalala...What the...*gets banned*

Oh really? You'd be kind enough to be my referral guy? Awww..

hahaha, was the first post editted by a mod to include that last paragraph or so?

Please don't mention Cockgurl. Dave Corky's had a bad experience with her. :'(



And yes, Pepsi Man. It was.

The Rock should come back at Royal Rumble, beat Triple H for the title ("I've done it a thousand times before, jabroni, and now The Rock is going to do it again") then job to Shelton Benjamin at WrestleMania in a face-face match.

Yeah, I'm an expert on meat... ;)

Or he could just shoot on Triple H, cripple him, and tell him he doesn't have the chops for acting.

Good. The illusion of Rockgurl being legit is still alive and well then.

Nobody ever thought he was staying for the money, you fucking cock.

How come she's the only one making topics about the Rock?

She must be the only fan left.

He's getting more threads than Hogan, who is a "current" wrestler.

It's less that he'she'it is a fan and more that hsi is obssessed more than the rest of us. Rockgurl wants the Rock back in the WWE, but also making movies, and anyone who's realistic to know you can't do both effectively (And the Hell it was on the Rock) is a Rock hater, and spends his life on this forum, blah blah blah.

Cockgurl = Corky Kryptonite?! :eek: