Ha ha ha...
 

So I discovered on WWE.com they have chat rooms. So I went in to check it out. The people were discussing the Matt Hardy situation:

"Edge wuz married!"
"No u r idiot. edge wasnt married matt and lita were married."
"neither was married!!"
"YOU ASSHOLES!! MATT AND LITA WERRE MARRIED!!"
"I thought Lita was married to Kane?"

All in all... it was highly hilarious. Not exact quotes and probably worse then it was.

Then all these guys started to go

"yo yo were iz da chaing gang? gimme a world life!"

So then I said.... "JBL > Cena" and they're all like "oh yeah if dats true then why did cena beet JBL? cena is better lol lol"

Hilarious.

"I thought Lita was married to Kane?"

LOL

Link me to said chat rooms.

rofl lets all go in a chat room and act "intelligent"

hahahahahaha

Disclaimer: WWE Superstars take great pride in being interactive with the fans. However, the only way the Superstars communicate with the fans on this Web site is through interviews, commentaries and the weekly Byte This! Web cast. The WWE Superstars DO NOT participate in the chat rooms. WWE urges you to proceed with great caution when communicating with an individual that claims to be a WWE Superstar, as they are probably not who they claim to be.

:lol: :rofl: hahahahahahaha

:rofl:

I'm going to tell them all it's scripted.

They shall be heart broken.

lol

This topic makes me sad and amused at the same time. :rofl:

lol, someone post a link here

http://chat.wwe.com/

:roll:

Gonna Smarken everyone up

I want a link.
I'm bored
tpww invasion lol

I'll go in there.

ok every1 go to the RAW room. lets be intelligent. My chatname is NervousFerret. (no spaces allowed wtf)

Christyfan: IM Having Christy and Maria in my bed tonight

Chainz18: THIS IS TO ALL CHAIN GANG MEMBERS YOU ROCK

Hahahahahahhaa! I told them I'm Christian, and this one girl is like "I held the Peep #5 sign, did you see me?" hahahahhaha some people actually believed me, but other assholes had to say "no, ur not christian"

Christyfan: Christan wheres TOMKO?

thegiant_16 says to pullmyfinger409: U R NOT CHRISTIAN A HOLE

Captain_Charisma_Peep says to pullmyfinger409: who's your brother???

jayjay251: GOLDBURG SHOULD COME BACK

lol LC we're chanting your name

Yep, it's a rip-snortin' good time. :D

hahahahahah

Im an idiot at times.

supanovagirl52480: gonna go..i think im going to play the sims now...in there im married to cena

Lol
married to cena on the sims

I'm in that first one owning everyone

hahaha I cant believe that one kid got so pissed when I said TNA rules LOL

lol @ that kid who thought Cena's name was mark because Christian called him Marky Mark

Juel_Santana says to pullmyfinger409: *** u make me laugh weres da tna chat room low budget s hit

hahahahahha

LOL ROLEPLAY

LMAO!

Phil_Hendrie: internet smark? my wrestling marking out days left me after steamboat retired

I'm PullMyFinger409.

I'm going to pull jilly :shifty:

LOL, LC is the man.

lol I am roleplaying with that girl. and miguelbannana is polynormous

Matt Hardy's message board is more fun... actually I take that back, that goes beyond funny to nauseating.

Shawn Micheals will be on wwe.com's chat on Friday... the marks should make for some entertaining reading then.

EDIT: I'll be there shortly.. I'm ddt_ddt_ddt

Oh God, it's terrible how these people act. :|


Yet hilarious at the same time. :D

Perhaps Bahena? With his "Breaking Benjamin" Logo and his "Polyamourous" custom title?

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): ok kool im the the bath room getting dresed to go clubbing w/ my friends my name is amand im wering a extreamly skimmy dress low cut and it shows extram cleavage

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): wait

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): me and your mum have to fuck first

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): iill be wating in the bath room lol

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): I walk into the bathroom and say "You are not going out in those clothes!"

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): momis in the kitchen makin brekfast

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): yes i am daddy

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): no girl, we are a nudist family! You will have to take it off!

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): ALL OF IT

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): yeas sir starts stripping in frount of u

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): *gets a boner*

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): says "Bend over girl"

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): all clothes are off

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private):
0 happy daddy

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): grabs her ass and says

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): were not done yet, missy!

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): yes sir sorry sir



ROFL

Interactive poll:

How far should IO go with this poor girl?

NervousFerret says to tweetygirl18 (private): brb

tweetygirl18 says to NervousFerret (private): *** k u then

* tweetygirl18 closed the private chat window!

haha, yeah, keep going with it. This whole chat/thread is ROFL.

lol

LOL, I'm trying to start a mark fight in some of the other chats, but it isn't working...

ROFL, I just discovered you can put "Z" at the end of a "bad word" and these kids are getting offended. :lol:

Hey, Shawn Michaels is gonna be there April 29th and 1 PM.

I'm gonna go and ask him how he feels about Jesus getting released.

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ

hahahaha @ that kimi thinking im really a KKK racist fuck

hahahaha @ kimi saying leave me alone i never did anything to you all

lol at jonster.

ROFL I couldn't firgure out how to sign out

ROFLLL IM COMING BACK IN

SirNut says to Jonster (private): i take off your dress, revealing your full breasts and start licking you head to toe

lol, I'm actually having sane convos now.

Best.Chat.Ever.

haha

I think I registered there a year or 2 ago. If I can remember my name, I'll have to head in myself.

I think I've released a monster onto the WWE chat rooms by pointing them out....

POLYAMOROUS DAMNIT!!!!

NOT POLYNORMOUS

Is Kristy Hemme from here?

Meh, couldn't remember. So I made a new one, angle4life.

ROFL, I JUST DESTROYED SOME HEMME CHICK :lol:

Best. Covo. Ever. :lol:

I'm there, where is everyone?

LC is ripping marks a new one in SmackDown!. :lol:

lol, this place is great

The things you can do with a pink font:



SirNut : hey

Jonster : hiya

SirNut : whats up?

Jonster : my horniness

SirNut : ok

SirNut : awesome

Jonster : what's up with you?

SirNut : same

Jonster : excellent

SirNut : you wanna like...

Jonster : do you wanna start?

SirNut : you start

Jonster : well what do you look like?

SirNut : im 6'4

SirNut : muscular

SirNut : blue eyes

SirNut : blonde hair

SirNut : you know average californian

SirNut : you/

Jonster : 5 ft 7, shoulder length brunnette hair, green eyes

Jonster : you sound nice

SirNut : you do too

Jonster : thank you

SirNut : so...

Jonster : I think you should start

SirNut : well i need osmething to work with

SirNut : so if you start i could do better

SirNut : i guess i could start though

Jonster : I'll be back in like a minute

Jonster : sorry

SirNut : ok

SirNut : ill be waiting

(Nose extending smiley)

Jonster : Back

SirNut : ok

SirNut : what now?

Jonster : I think you should start I'm not very good at this

SirNut : ok

SirNut : i take off your dress, revealing your full breasts and start licking you head to toe

Jonster : I've not really done this before, you see I split with my boyfriend last week, and now I'm feeling quite lonely

SirNut : oh

Jonster : sorry to drop that on you

SirNut : its ok

SirNut : are you sue you want to now?

Jonster : OK, but if I call you Derek I'm very sorry

SirNut : ok

Jonster : do you mind if I call you Derek, I might feel more comfortable

SirNut : its cool

Jonster : his surname was Trotter, so if that drops in, you'll know what I mean

SirNut : ok

Jonster : it feels good

SirNut : i bet it does

Jonster : "Ooh Derek you're so good at that, come here and kiss me"

SirNut : ok

SirNut : kissing you and removing your bra

Jonster : I remove your t-shirt

SirNut : i start to gently nibble on your nipple

Jonster : OW! Not too hard

SirNut : im not baby im being gentle

SirNut : be gentle with my thing too

Jonster : You've sharp teeth

Jonster : are you sure you're not the wolf from red riding hood?

SirNut : not unless you want me to be

Jonster : that would be quite sick

SirNut : it would, but im getting turned on

SirNut : by you

Jonster : is your wee man growing up?

SirNut : very fast

SirNut : ohhhhh hes grown up

Jonster : ah

SirNut : you want some of it?

Jonster : I'm waiting for you

SirNut : im ready lets go whenever your ready

Jonster : I was born ready

Jonster : it's true, my uncle abused me

SirNut : lets go then, unzips pants

Jonster : "Come over here"

SirNut : ok

SirNut : walks over

Jonster : As you approach me the doorbell rings

SirNut : who is it?

Jonster : it's the mailman, he's delivering me a big package today

SirNut : what is in the package?

Jonster : Ah it's all my tampons for the year

Jonster : you save when you buy in bulk

SirNut : oh ok *throws up*

Jonster : the mailman's gone and it's just you and me

* SirNut closed the private chat window!

SirNut : well (thinks of an excuse) my sister has a softball game

SirNut : so i have to go

Jonster : oh ok

* SirNut closed the private chat window!

Jonster : I understand

* SirNut closed the private chat window!

LOLOLOLOL I'm really sure that kid is muscular

these people are something else

Maybe I shouldn't have posted the link to TPWW... I hope we're not overrun my marks... :shifty:

On the bright side, LC is the fucking man!

dammit, the female posuer thing isnt working well for me, aw fuck it

U should post the Smackdown spoilers on the chat, just to fuck with Vince

hahaha Me and deadlyheaven were telling kids in the SD! forum that TPWW was a secret society like the illuminati, and to read up on it via clues on DaVinci Code.hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Not to mention ruining the Judgment Day card.

I posted the card for Judgement Day numerous times hahaha one person told me, "why would you do that?" LOL It was so funny cuz right before it someone asked, "I wonder who's going to win the fatal 4 way."

hahahahaha!

lol. That was awesome.

LOL HILLARIOUS STUFF

I did! It got me zero responses, well the chat was lagging, whatever. LOL I can't believe some people are that lame though.

hahaha that kid gate hated you

"im 15 adn mcuh more matre than u!"

greatness. I said i was born in Jan. 2005 and they said i had to be 13 years of age to join. Now i can't join. :mad:

LOL smooth move

I almost had a couple people believing I was Kurt Angle. LOL.

Who's where now?

Heck yeah they are!

those people are fuckin weird...

GOING BACK IN.

LOL, I am trying to get in there. It won't do it in Firefox so I have to do it in IE :rant:

Anyway, you will find out who I am rather quickly.

LOL, OWINING PEOPLE IN SMACKDOWN

LCannon11: LITA BOTCHES BEING HUMAN

:y: