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Edge is Christian's brother!
Oh wait, we were supposed to forget that, weren't we? :shifty:
Name some other things that the wrestling wants to to just forget all about. |
Haven't they mentioned this recently?
I mean relatively so. There's not much indication that they want us to forget, especially since they spent so much time trying to tease an E&C reunion. |
I'm almost positive they haven't mentioned it in the past couple of years. I've been listening for it.
When they were teasing them getting back together they never actually said they were brothers, just one of the best tag teams ever or something like that... |
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Dawn Marie(Wilson) "killed" Torrie Wilson's father in bed.
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apparently torrie and dawn marie can get along on smackdown sometimes, even though dawn marie killed torrie's dad, and is her mother in law.
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The fact that Jericho is good and that people like him....
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The fact that Lita was FORCED to marry Kane.
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Who was behind G-TV
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I forget...do we know anything about Kane?
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Yeah, he was Undertaker's brother, was supposedly 'horrificly burned and disfigured', and vowed revenge on the Undertaker, and Paul Bearer was his father. I guess we were supposed to forget all that. All those years of 'we can only imagine how hideous Kane looks behind his mask', then he removes it, and you haven't heard a word since.
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Actually they did explain that to a degree, the interview with jr where he set jr on fire they more or less scripted it so that kane was convinced he was scarred but it was all in his mind. There was a line of dialogue where kane said "doctors and nurses all told him the same thing and jr sounded like them" so it was supposed to be all in his mind so he wore a mask. They did fuck up though, i remember years ago kane was being forced to fight the rock, the corperation got kane into a corner and slid his mask up, patterson or briscoe took a picture and the wrestlers holding kane in the corner acted all horrified as to what they were seeing when the mask was slid up, later in the show gtv came on before rock and kane were about to fight showing one of the stooges had forgot to remove the lens cap on the camera when taking the pics. We're all meant to forget the second part though. :shifty: |
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That HHH used to be a posh snob with a posh accent.
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But yeah, it's funny how people "forgot" that they DID cover this on WWE TV. |
That Steve Austin tried putting the WWE out of business when he was leading WCW in the InVasion.
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Good point.
That they all used to hate The Rock, then they loved him. That Hogan tried to kill The Rock as part of the NWO. |
I STILL REMEMBER!!!!
Also on the Kane thing...how many times did he have his mask pulled off without the hair coming with it?? Yet when he was finally unmasked his hair came off with the mask! |
On Kane, I guess they want us to forget the 'burn' marks that showed when he first took off the mask was really there. I mean, sure, they can cover that up and say it was his 'makeup', but come on, that was a lot of mascara.
Also, I remember they actually put 'scars' on his head. Plus, there's also the fact that he can't grow his hair in the front. If he lost that much hair, there would HAVE to be some form of scars. Yeah, the Kane character was really fucked over once they removed the mask, storyline-wise. |
More Kane:
He was supposed to have led a secluded and lonely childhood. It was then revealed by HHH that Kane was quite the popular guy, going to parties, and picking up chicks. We're also supposed to forget that Kurt Angle was ever GM. |
Kane couldn't speak.
Then he used that thing to help him. Then he could talk fine. Where was the speach therapist? |
Katie Vick
Matt Hardy Mabel G-Tv I Still Remember |
The fact the Bashams were arguing all the time and one changed his look a little and then next week their Chief of Security and fine with one another.
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i don't know if this comes into it but here i go:
1. edge and randy orton the I.C title randy said he would get edge, but that feud ended. and mordecai he said sumin to do with eddie guerero and then he just left! |
I thought they were just childhood friends?
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I thought they mentioned Edge and Christian were brothers in the last couple of months (although I think it's not even that long ago).
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ECW :shifty:
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The XF-
*Vince canes me with his crutch.* I mean WCW. :shifty: |
*sigh*
In real life, Edge and Chrstian are not brothers. They are childhood friends. What we're talking about is that according to WWE storylines, they are brothers, and they apparently just forgot all about that. Pay attention guys. ;) |
Shaddup. :foc:
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No..and that's the point...you think you might mention your relationship with your brother...oh well.
Oh..and while we're at it...The Brood...I guess Goth really is just a phase. |
That Sgt. Slaughter once sided with the enemy. Yet we forgave him.
Rey Jr.'s identity isn't really secret. Oh, and he is Rey Mysterio JUNIOR. Al Snow used to be a psychopath, and is now a well dressed commentator. Also Tazz, who is portrayed as a wussbag commentator. |
We're supposed to forget everyone released ever existed... :shifty:
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Hassan is from USA
Oh and on heat one time Ivory said "HBK and hogan were fighting for free speech" when its really the other way around ------------ Hurricane mad at Rosey. Cafe de Rene |
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yeah grr i was pumped for Hurricane to join Evolution and they totally dropped the ball there. :mad:
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His entire gimmick is an Arab-AMERICAN...that's the point, HIS country betrayed him for the actions of others...though technically he is Italian so...whatever.
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Retards (NERF) are fun.
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BTW, anyone else notice the fans screaming "Go Home!" LAst week? |
Oh. We're also supposed to forget that Ric Flair was ever anything more than the guy who follows HHH around and sucks up to him. :'(
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The Undertaker being a gravediger, to being dead, to being an extreme goth, to being a biker, to being an all out redneck, to being dead again(which according to Tazz, is just a frame of mind)
That The Warrior 'survived the Pedigree' Before Jamie Noble left, they forgot that Nunzio was introduced as his cousin |
Wrestler's hometowns. Like the Dudleys being from NY not Dudleyville. All the canadians that have US hometowns.
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And that has what to do with things that you're SUPPOSED to forget? |
JR/King do little to none to "stop it" so it'll give them more heat.....and more Heat = Hotter Kitchen, which is a fire hazard.
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other than that, you pretty much just repeated what the other dude said |
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Do they stop it when the faces in a match with La Res are Canadian? |
That an Irish Whip doesn't really make any sense
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We're also supposed to forget that Johnny Nitro was a Tough Enough winner and he actually wrestled for WWE before. They act as though he's a newcomer. He's not. He's had like 20 gimmicks before his MNM one. |
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That WCW actually gave the WWE a run for their money.
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OH! Remember when the ysaid they didn't violate their policy of "not killing anyone?"
Because Paul Bearer was going to return. Well, they fired him without showing him. |
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That Zach Gowen had two legs.
Wait, nevermind :shifty: |
Yet more on Kane: He was a WWE champion (all be it a day). Also, the reverse of everything else, they still call him the big red monster/machine/retard but he doesn't wear all that much red anymore.
More on Stone Cold: He is slightly based on a serial killer. He has walked out on the WWE 2 times (once in real life, once in story line...invasion)...I could be wrong, but it may have been 3 times. More on ex-gms/owners - That Ric Flair owned Raw, HHH/Steph owned the WWF, Steph was gm of Smackdown, Angle was GM of smackdown, Heyman was the best GM of smackdown Other random shit: Marc Henry was a world title contender, dated Mae Young (who gave birth to a hand). Bubba Ray was a world title contender |
Who HASN'T owned the WWF/E?
Hell, NErvous Ferret owned it for a 6 week stint in the Winter. |
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Stone Cold used to be CEO of the WWF.
Triple H and Shawn Michaels never actually finished their feud. nWo was disbanded without reason the same week it looked like things were about to pick up for them (Triple H maybe joining). They used to be called WWF. WWE employs Cruiserweights and actually has a title for them. JBL used to be half of a drunken gambling protection agency. JBL used to be a lackey for the severely goth Undertaker. William Regal was the Alliance Commissioner and debuted as a good-will ambassador (sp?) |
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He had it right, KK. The Brood was Gangrel, who introduced Edge first and then his little brother, Christian. The Ministry was 'Taker's group. Other things we're supposed to forget: - Rey Mysterio worked for about a year in WCW without the mask. - Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw - Dr. Isaac Yankem, DDS |
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Fake Diesel Doomsday Device man Glenn Jacobs was getting screwed And yeah in WCW it was Rey Misterio Jr. |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *you, far from the point, it one hand up your ass and the other down an 8 year old's pants* BOTH were "goth." E&C were always more the raver type than Goth, so I added my own by pointing out the Ministry. I mean, it's not like every single member of the Ministry has to a different shtick. Even taker had gone redneck biker. Farooq and Bradshaw were drunks, Bradshaw's a rich dude...Mideon was naked, Visera is Sexual Chocolate v 2.0, and the higher power is now a successfull billionaire with grapefruits the size of testicles...:shifty: Whereas Gangrel never really changed, and he was the only one who was more "goth" than "techno/trance/rave faggot." But thanks for your useful input. I will file it away right next to my dating advice from R. Kelly. |
Mideon was also Fake Mankind
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Hurricane use to have a sick finisher.
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OH! HERE'S ONE!
Wrestling used to have entertaining feuds, compelling characters, and MOVESETS! |
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BAHGAWD! IT'S THE BIG GREEN MACHINE!!!
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Hurricane ripping the hurrimask off a kid last year to try to turn him heel.
The letter to Booker T saying "I still remember" Undertaker killing Paul Bearer and threatening to get Heyman next. HBK is an asshole |
The fact that JR was once a heel.
The fact that Lawler was once a heel. The fact that Tazz was once a heel. See where I'm going with this? :yes: |
Shawn Michaels was once a womanizer.
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When they were talking about Eddie last night, Tazz was all "I've known this man for years, and I've NEVER seen him act this way..." Fits in perfect with where you're going. |
We're also supposed to forget Mankind's original backstory: his musical (piano) talent and whatnot. There was an entire story about how he was crazy because of something...I completely forgot what it was...
GAH!!! IT'S WORKING!!!!! |
Oh, and also that Viscera was once a happy-go-lucky rapper that sang about...nothing really.
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Almost every time someone turns face/heel and starts teaming w/ former enemies, we are supposed to forget that they feuded until they turn back(and then we are supposed to forget they were allies).
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we are to forget there was a sumo wrestler in the WWF before Akeebono even stepped foot in the WWE
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there wasn't? I need to stop sniffin that stuff.
what about when Cena used to do interesting rap promos? |
That was also fake. Until recently, he did promos via jazz improvisation and scatting.
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The story with Mankind that they had was that he was set on fire inside of an airplane on the way to a show and part of his face was melted off (explaining his deformed ear) and nobody even stopped to look at him or acknowledge his suffering.
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That's right. So much for that story. :shifty:
I was gonna say, SuperSlim, we're not supposed to remember when John Cena rapped during promos, or that he was a heel that people made fun of because...he was a white rapper. |
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