HOLY BATSHIT, WE GOT A RESPONSE FOLKS!
 

EDIT: Changed my mind. Wanna see my "match" with the "legend", I want ONE....just one....good rep from one of you....one good rep gives access to everyone to see the Lance Storm's response..... ;) Who will step up?

EDIT AGAIN: We have a winner. Here's the letter.

Subj: Re: I am just writing to say thank you and to ask you a question if I may ple...
Date: 5/25/2005 6:54:31 AM Central Standard Time
From: Storm website
To: EDIT




In a message dated 24/05/2005 9:24:12 PM Mountain Daylight Time, EDIT writes:
I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.



I really dont' see how getting into a fight would support my stand that we need to be more professional back stage.

Lance


....ahem.....

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I guess we now know. I will never look at this coward the same again. I will forever view him as a wuss.

Apart of me can see why Andre refused to fight Bad News Brown.....

But Andre DID TRY and fight that Jap wrestler back in 85'.....he TRIED....to kick ass....he lost....but he still had BALLS......and he has whipped lots of asses before that.

Andre, I am sorry I EVER called you a pussy.....Lance Storm is the real coward.

If I ever see Lance Storm, I am gonna fuck with this guy and shove an ice cream cone in his face. He's like the Amish. You can fuck with him all you want and it ain't like he is gonna fight back.


Haha....it's funny how I can get these so called "famous people" to respond to me when I write em' and their responses are always shit......

Famous people I have e-mailed and pissed off and gotten a response from:

1. The Honky Tonk Man

2. Bruce Campbell

3. Lance Storm


Lance, go crawl into a hole and die you sissy....after this ECW PPV...........you better believe he will never be heard from again..............he's done....stick a fork in him, he's done.....


Go ahead and mark out suckers.......yeah, Lance sure told me didn't he?

Blah. He has no balls. He has no fucking balls. :n:

Isn't it a little early to be drinking?

:roll:

If you tried a LITTLE harder, you might be entertaining.

How did you piss off Bruce Campbell??

Die.

wow...I thought only Triple H was that full of himself...

I wrote Bruce Campbell telling him he needed to stop being such an ass anytime people ask him about Evil Dead IV. The letter I sent him was even agreed on by the most hard-core Evil Dead fans and many secretly agree Bruce is a pompous ass.

He did respond and if you want to read both letters, it will cost you two green rep points. ;)

How does a red rep point and you on my ignore list sound? Go fucking die.

Your loss.

lone drinker? is that something to be proud of? are you sitting there with your randy orton shower picture taking shots by yourself, lamenting over the sad fact that randy never returned one of your emails after you photoshopped yourself into the shower next to him?

wwe2222?

That is one of the most unoriginal names I've ever read.

Fix your own name before obsessing over mine.

Then we'll talk.

I'm confused by this.

would you just please LEAVE

Jobber? Me. I think not. I am the next big thing baby. Seriously, I am the next Kane Knight. Five years from now when I and my fan base take over this forum, we'll be laughing at people like KK and The One and most likely won't even remember never-was's such as yourself.

oh please...the unoriginal tag on my name is outdated now. And im not commenting on your name, im commenting that your a solitary drinker with a randy orton fascination.

besides.... my real name is SuperDuperWrestlingManiacManOohYeahTowerofPower2222

Why me?

Now I'm clear, ta - the first message in this topic is nae very clearae.

Well you're certainly argumentive... but Kane Knight is capable of well thought out, witty points.

You'll get nothing and like it!

not you man i meant that for the f'n moron
i got no problem with you at all bro

lol what an asshole you are....makes me glad i don;t have any children in the fear that they might turn out like you.

This dumbass is still making stuff up?

I noticed.

Hey,
I just wanted to thank you for being concerned. Thanks for being a fan and for your e-mail.

Lance Storm

:D:D

K i took one for the team and Repped him :mad:

Old joke, actually.

you know drinking by yourself is a sign of depression ... and sucktitude

With an ego like yours i am not suprised you have no friends and drink alone now shut up and leave before james steele hunts you down and makes you his bitch. he likes fucking with jobbers like you

This guy has one hell of a life :roll:

Naw. I'm betting it's more like

"Dear what'shisname, thank you for your concern"

followed by a calm, rational explanation as to what was going on, with an assurance that you don't always need to fight your way out of a situation.

And TLD's response was something like "ahahahahaha your a pussy! I could take you! I bet your a virgin!"

Thats it Lone Drinker...me and you, TPWW US Title...first blood buried casket hell in a tables ladders and chairs no disqualification lumber elmination match...

Any time someone pulls the "well, this is how great I am" line, they've pretty much proved that. :D

Especially if they point out they're living in a dorm. Wow.

I would rather not hear Storm's response then rep your faggot ass.

He wouldn't post the real reply anyway. He was probably "owned" by Lance.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce to you the winner of the first annual TPWW Cunt of the Year.........Straight from fucking another girl that weighs more than him in his dorm.......THE Lone Drinker!!!! Hey TLD....

http://re2.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1334461748

Heh, very true.

The guy who plays Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy.

And just how does one do that type of match? Cause I am curious.

Hey Lone Drinker,































SHUT

















UP






















YOU


























IGNORANT














Swerve. I'll let JS do it.

Seriously though... I can't believe your rep level is so high.

AAARGH!!! ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT!

ok, fine. I'll give you a positive rep for remembering the automated response joke before me.

Letter is posted. Enjoy.

I got a question...how the hell do you expect to go anywhere in life being a real jerk off? Cause this type of behavior will get you knocked the shit out in an office enviroment.

TLD, you moron, it's not Lance being a pussy whatsoever, in professional environment's you CANNOT just go around fighting every single person that bother's you, that is not how shit works. Especially someone with Lance's reputation, he is too respected and respects himself too much to fight over such petty bullshit.

You have to remember that in TLD's little world, if you don't fight, you're a pussy.

*points and laughs*

:rofl:

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

EWR!

DAMMIT, I LITA'D again.,

You've been Innovat'd
 

TPWW Troll Killer Tour

Trolls killed:

Feb 28, 2004: <s>Dark_Kane</s>

March 2, 2004: <s>Kenny</s>

April 23, 2004: <s>Heyman</s>

May 4, 2004: <s>slash</s>

December 22, 2004: <s>Eric Shin aka Alienoid06</s>

Feb 7, 2005: <s>Sting Fan</s>

May 25, 2005: <s>The Lone Drinker</s>

Hmmmm...Time to bring back the "resident Retard Killer" gimmick? Nah.

TLD is a god damned Moron.

but possibly the greatest heel in the TPWW.net forums....i mean, who doesnt hate this guy? I think when he was born, his ma looked at him and said 'fuck this motherfucker, i hate him'

NO. Moonax was a great forum heel. He made points that were so dead on correct that even if you completly disagreed with everything he said, he was smart enough to back up his argument. TLD is smart enough to have figured out how to say Pussy 300 out of the 301 posts he has. Big difference.

You know what is really funny? How all of you are trying to make me out to be the bad guy. I'm no bad guy. If you really want to know who the bad guy is, take a good look at yourselves. You like to support scum.

Seriously, you are all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? Because you don't have the balls to be what you wanna be. You need men like me. And the reason why you need guys like me is so you can point your fucking fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

So.....what's that make all of you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide and how to lie. Me? I don't have that problem. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

In closing, The Lone Drinker is here to stay. So make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy coming through! Better get outta his fucking way!

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!

I am the greatest heel of TPWW. Seriously, sure I am on a "tweener run" right now, but there is no heel on these forums greater than me. Now shut up you ignorant ass.

As far as TLD goes, he goes on cheap heat. I am too good for cheap heat. TLD, I think I have already wasted my trademark on you so I won't do it again. However, I did see this really cool hourglass thing. Tell me if you can see it:


Somebody said that you like rainbows and kittens so I put those colors on their make it easier to see for you.

The difference between you and I is that I am the real deal whereas you are just a gimmick.

I can't blame these guys for hating me. I am an attractive, rich, college going frat, pretty boy, preppy, party animal, jock who makes fun of nerds like these.

I'm that guy who is having a party while you are trying to study.....

....the guy who makes fun of you.....

......the guy who flushes your head town the toilet.....

the guy who gives you wedgies.....

the guy who pulls your pants and underwear down in front of large crowds.....

the guy who makes you do his homework for him.....

the guy who trips you in the hallway.....

the guy who body checks you.....

the guy who locks you in lockers......

the guy who tells the girl you like that you have a small dick.....

the guy who gives you Indian burns.....

the guy who gives you titty twisters.....

the guy who gives you noogies.....

the guy who gives you wet willies.....

the guy who throws spit balls, paper airplanes, pens, rubber bands and paper footballs at you....

the guy who flicks your ear.....

the guy who dead knees you.....

the guy who makes you cry....

......and I'm the guy who makes you wish you never came to the same school as me.

I'm the head bad guy in all those classic teen movies. Only in real life, the bad guys forever dominate.

And the ones too stupid for college are just jealous that guys like me get into college. Not for being book warms but just for being good athletes and having rich parents. Old timers like Kane Knight who wasted their youth being losers hate me because I am young and I am doing what they never did and can never do again and that is enjoying my youth.

I'm what every guy on here wants to be, but I am also their worst nightmare because they are mad jealous of me and would do anything to be me and they know that and they can't stand it.

I may be hated on here but just remember, in the real world where it counts I am loved and feared and you all are the ones that are hated and get made fun of.

You are my copy & paste hero.

Try your "edit hero". I editted that post then spaced it because I didn't want you guys biching about my posts being too long.

Plus, Orton sucks.

Do you have a form of Autism? My friend does and all he seem to enjoy is telling everyone all the facts & info he has ever learnt.
Just wondering because you seem to be a lot like him (only WAAAAYY less entertaining)

OK, somebody tell me if I'm just becoming apathetic now that I've graduated or is this guy kinda boring? Yes, we get that you're a bully and that in the real world you're a bad ass, but why would you then extend your reach to the internet? What is the point of trying doing the bully thing to people you can't beat up? I was more entertained by Rockgurl, even though she sounded like a bot. TLD sounds like a phony.

I guess I'll try to find some way to make this whole bit entertaining. Bet you a rep he calls me a pussy. Who's in?

I miss Rob and the Ban-Daminator

Good Times :y:

TLD, it seems as though you're either still in high school, or you're a really, REALLY immature person. If the former, you're really stupid and I'm surprised that you know how to spell your own name. If the latter, you're just retarded.

And I wouldn't be making fun of 'nerds' when you apparently know what an online blowjob is.

I know about ANYTHING sexual. :naughty:

You have probably never been to college....with the expection of junior college perhaps and I come here because bullying is one of my hobbies, mm-kay?

Instead of plotting to ban me, how about you guys get your toughest poster here and get him to shut me up.

Don't suggest Kane Knight either. He already failed. I'm talking about someone who will answer the hard questions and not call in for back up. And if you can get someone who can own me....someone who is so impressive......that I have no choice but to be in awe.......perhaps I'll leave here on my own free will.

Ain't no tard' and you need to get a new handle before passing judgment on me.

The One Lame Gunn is better than The Lone Wanker, I hate my "Handle" & the the long hours the trucking company makes me work, 10:4 good buddeh!

Also, I didn't use my name to pass judgement on you, I used your pointless actions

Lone Wanker? Don't confused me with ya Daddy. It's Lone DRINKER you moron. :cool:

Meh, drinker/wanker I really couldn't care about what you do when you're alone. It's when you're annoying me that I get pissed

Wanker, ha....a British boy....you know, we saved your ass in World War II.......


Anyway, don't even get me started on the Brits because believe me, I have many issues with your kind and if you think I have been cruel towards the Canuck, just wait until you read my thoughts on your kind.

lmao, YOU saved MY ass in WWII, gee thanks for that. :rofl: :rofl:

thanks again for saving my ass 60 years ago.

No problem. Now how about you give me a blowjob? :naughty:

Once again, no problem....now how about that blowjob? :naughty: :D :naughty: :y: :kiss: :love: :heart:

DAMN, you are right. But insulting computer nerds can be fun...I mean it's bashing geeks world wide. But it should only be a short time deal...yeah, I better not brag about it TOO much or it will be the Lone Drinker that gets the beating.....shaliga......

why does your avatar have Orton getting his Nip out? and why do you want me to suck your peice?

you like the cock?

I guess you must've been in the Navy in WWII

No, I just really love that movie, The Abyss.

you know who this dude reminds me of?

In Shawshank Redemption... The guy that keeps beating up Andy and trying to make Andy give him a Blow job. Whatd they call that group, the Sisters?

Are you a sister Lone Star?

Hush, honey. ;)

Well, at least you said I was a straight retard and not a gay one.

As to the actual topic, Lance is right. If he's trying to make the point that the backstage should be a more profesisonal environment, then it owuld be hypocritical of him to get into a brawl with Holly/JBL. Not sure why that's hard to understand.

It would be like a baseball player complaining about steroid abuse in the sport and then refusing to get tested. If you're going to try to make a point then you should also be willing to back it up with your actions.

Ah...A retard who doesn't know history.

This is probably the only place you can call people geeks. You know, without your pansy ass getting beaten up. :)

Bullshit. He's the one GIVING the blowjobs...

LOL

THE LONE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!1