Why can Triple H play booker?
 

Okay, so HHH gets beaten in the first round of a #1 contender's tournament on RAW, then shows up three weeks later and attacks the World champion, says four words (Hell in the Cell) and automatically has a title match on PPV? Where the fuck is the logic in that?

WWE?

Logic?

Touche'.

He got screw out of the tournament. He would have .....meh nevermind. I really dont care. :|

HHH is fucking stephanie, he has the world of wwe in his hands

Umm no. He just sits in on the meetings. Dont you know?

LUCKY GUY :roll:

If he has the power to make himself matches against announcers, than he can do this too.

I personally don't see how someone would even be interested in seeing Triple H vs. Batista III. I just stopped caring after the first WM match up.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

whoa...



this is NOT my Batman cup.

well yeah storyline wise it makes no sense, but even the marks know why he can do it so i guess they really don't need to explain it

even still, and even knowing the wwe

i think i'ts pretty stupid they held a three week tournament making huge build towards Edge vs Batista, only to have it as a match on raw instead of a payperview and then have triple h come out of nowhere to challenge him at the next ppv instead

No shit. And what are they thinking anyways? Batista/HHH at WM sucked. Batista/HHH at Backlash was just as bad, if not worse. All of a sudden it's going to be a better match because it's inside a steel cage? DIDN'T THEY LEARN WITH LESNAR AND UNDERTAKER?!

Actually, I think WWE will swerve us and draft Batista or HHH to SmackDown!

:rofl:

Who said Triple H is a booker? No, he was just using his Jedi mind powers to talk Batista into a hell in the cell match for the title.

HEY!! :rant:

There have been far worse HIAC matches!

Think HHH-Kevin Nash, UnderTaker-Boss Man, Al Snow-Boss Man!

I'd ask if they learned from Lockdown, but that would imply they watched the opposing product.

Anyway, they seem to think that a gimmick (cage/ladder/tlc/prostate exam match) will always make a shitty matchup a great one. Of course, I doubt they think HHH/Batista MCMLXXVIII is a BAD match...Not while Trips is there to carry it.

I mean, these are the guys who are planning a Rikishi/Viscera "Eaten Alive" Match.

Will Lilian be the special guest enforcer? Or will it be Ronald MacDonald?

It's gonna be Rosie (The Hamburglar)

Prostate Exam Match?

:rofl:

Mick Foley's "Mandible Colon" was spawned through that.

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Not to mention many JBL highlights.

I'm beginning to think I'd rather see a Jibble-fest than another HHH-Batista match.

I don't know. If it's a prostate Exam match...

For some reason i can see it being revealed that HHH got a world title shot because he offered to lead the "invasion" at the ECW PPv

Oh great, so now Hunter can hold down an entire company all in one night? :roll:

Terrible.

This is what the bookers saw on Raw.

Triple H: (On air to Batista) Hell in a Cell!
Booker: Oh, so THATS the main event for Vengence.
Booker2: Oh...lets make it the main event.
Booker3: Good idea!
Booker T: YOU DAMN SKIPPY!
Booker 1, 2, and 3: :wtf:

Miguel: :foc:

I thought Lesnar vs Taker was great.

:y:

Taker Vs Lesner was one of the best matches of 2002

Only way I wanna see HHH at the ECW PPV is if he goes through a flaming table...after getting the Van Terminator...and caned by Sandman...and Total Elimination...mmmmmmmmmm...Total Elimination

I scan read that last post Innovator and thought it said the only way I wanna see HHH is against The Terminator.

now that'd be sick

HHH: LIE DOWN DAMMIT! JOB TO ME!

*Terminator doesn't move, shoots him*

HHH: Letuhhhh the battleuuuhhh of no sellinguuuuhhhhh beginuuuuuhhhh

Booker 1: So we're gonna have Triple H retain right?
Booker 2: Yeah of course
Booker 3: Uh Isn't Batista the champ?
Booker 1 and 2: *laughing*
Booker 1: Yeah right, Triple H is always the champ.

Hell in a cell is not a great match any more....isn't Triple H nearly undefeated in hellin a cell?

Because if HHH wants to put on a dreadlock wig and strut around going he's the "10 time" champ, he can.

Booker 3: Do you guys even WATCH the product anymore?

Booker 1: How's that relavent?

Pretty much.

Hell, maybe HHH is the one who changed the Women's division just so that he can get that title, thus holding every title in the WWE. And of course, we know how he gets that title...




HELLL IN A CELLL!!! :mad:

this is the shit that proves everyone's point on here on why HHH is bad for business. This is the 2nd time HHH has been in the main event since Mania, even when they have oppurtunities for top heels all over the fucking place. The sad thing is that I don't see Batista winning this and if he does, so what? He beat HHH again. It's not going to make him seem any stronger really.

And since fewer will care...

The other thing is that HHH-Batista !! even with Hogan on the show, didn't do very good numbers, so I dont see why they are doing another match.

Logically it makes no sense that HHH would demand the match, since he's lost 2 straight times to the champ, and he lost in the #1 contenders tourny.

From a wrestling logic POV it should have been Batista who suggested the HIAC match this week following the beating from HHH. The logic being, okay HHH doersn't really deserve another shot, but he jumped me, so I want to kick his ass, so Batista suggests the HIAC match.

And the other problem is that they totally scooped Edge's heat. Now they could reverse this by having Edge come out with the title at Vengeance. But they've still hurt that by positioning Edge as unimportant in his match with Batista, which was just there to set up another HHH-Batista match. So even if Edge does win the title, he will still seem second rate as a champion

I'd like to see BAtista turn it down, but we know there's no fucking chance of that.

HHH: HELL IN A CELL!

Batista: Nah Fuck You

I would love that man forever if he did that.

then he proceeds to give Stevie a title shot

I would suck that man off forever.

And lets Stevie win it.

After watching some old ECW stuff, I've come to the conclusion that Stevie = Awesome

So Triple H is gonna win this thing. Who will be the challenger after this? Batista again for his rematch? Nice, Triple H vs Batista 4. I wouldn't be surprised

I would [this text has been deleted by the FCC as it is too graphic for even this filthy site] him forever.

Edge will get his fiftieth title shot, job, rip some hair out, and shag Lita.

And Triple H steps down from the main event scene.

Stevie Richards = World Heavweight Champion

nice ring to it

"The World Heavyweight Champion..... Christian"

Sounds betterer.

I think the FCC would call a hit on me if I replied to that one.

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fuck tha fcc u r my homy

yes i m hrny