What's next for Kane??
 

is that lita thing just another storyline that'll end up just as lousy as the WWE writter who came up with it? or will there be some kind of a daramtic change in what Kane really is?

Because it sure appeared to be that way when they took his mask off... he became a monster... sort of like the way he used to be when he first bebuted but in more violent facial expressions ofcourse... but again... look at him now...

it's as if they can't come up with anything for him anymore to take him back to the way he used to be..
Kane is someone who could really fill in for the Undertaker when his time is up... this is a potential that they shouldn't waste!

Im sorry but when they did the whole crying Kane a few weeks back I was really pissed. They ruined Kane when they made him do that. I guess yea they are trying to make him seem more human because people would be sad and pissed if there wife left with another man but seriously. This is the big red machine who at one point put Shane McMahon on the turnbuckle post and attached his balls to a car battery....this is the evil Kane that "burnt" his brother in a casket. And now we have him crying on tv.

That just ruined him

They need to just say that this whole thing changed him and that hes pissed forever and just him beat the crap out of anything that moves...good or bad.

:y: that's true
Kane even did more than just those things...
he actually Kicked the Undertaker's ass at WM14, something that nobody's ever done! undertaker did win that match, but after 3 Tombstones! i repeat... 3 MAJOR TOMBSTONES, HE SAT RIGHT UP AFTER THE FIRST 2 OF THEM!
The only way undertaker beat Kane that night is after using his whole to pin kane after the 3rd tombstone, and not just by his bare hands and an eye roll!

and just a few months ago, he gets pinned by a stiff (batista) from a simple-not so hard-powerbomb.. that's just crap, crap the kane even agrees to such match endings..

i've been hearing rumors about kane going back to wearing the mask and his full attire just like the old days.... saying that he'll set himself on fine all over again!
I wish that rumor comes to be true!

I think Kane having any friends at all is just taking things too far he needs to meet heidenrich

Kane did a promo a few weeks into his new 'gimmick' when he was unmasked about how he'd go deep into the woods everyday to visit a little dog who'd got stranded there. I remember him telling us that one day he got tired of the little dog... and snapped its neck. He sold that promo like a man selling Iraqi oil to George Bush. HE WAS A MONSTER DAMMIT.

And now he's crying bcos his "wife", who wasn't really his wife to begin with, is now tonguing adam copeland's mouth on live tv! Ummm... I don't buy it.

Kane needs to set his face on fire out of anger, then come back a month later with a new mask. :y:

Ok this is what i predict. The emotional breakdown of the Edge situation will make him regress and put the mask back on because he has been hurt so much and he goes back on a rampage fucks shit up again and becomes the best fucking character in wrestling again. Whooo!

I soooooo want him to return with a mask. That's the Kane I'm talking about, not the thing from year 2002. The 1997/1998 one. The DEVILISH one.

THAT is Kane. Not that weird big slug who cries on live TV.

My inside sources indicate that plans for Kane involve wearing black, listening to The Used and Funeral For a Friend, and moping around the turnbuckle. He will cry after every match, and cut promos telling the world how much he wished he was dead.

I hope your inside sources are wrong. :(

I hope you know he's kidding.

I am not kidding. Kane will be turned into a pussy. His theme song will be performed by Alkaline Trio.

see? I knew it. :shifty:

Kane is going emo

emoXcore Kane. :shifty:

I can smell the ratings already.

Coming down to the ring to some Clay Aiken song. water pours from the rafters to create this sort of rainy feel. Kane is wearing all black looking down at the ground while walking into the ring. When he enters the ring he just turns around and leans on the ropes looking sad waiting for the next person to come out.

And whenever he does a promo there always have to be some soft slow piano music where Kane will cry and stuff.

HE'll still use his pyro move, but after raising his hands will go "Oh, what's the point?" And curl up into a ball.

I forgot that part :$

"There's no point left in the world
No none at all
Will I ever touch a girl
or die alone
As I weep my tears of black
I cut myself
And pretend to hurt..."

I think Kane's time on raw is over, I say ship him over to smackdown where they could make him back into a monster. Theres nothing like a fresh start for him. possibly have him work some sort of injury angle keep him off tv for a while, maybe let him grow his hair and beard out a little and give him a new look. Then bring him back in a surprise ending on Smackdown, have him attack the top baby face at that time.

Kane will always job to the Undertaker. Unless Taker is also being moved, this is a bad idea for re-establishing him.

So instead of red and black tights it will be pink and black?!?

The good thing about Kane is that whenever he returns from a long amount of time off he always manages to be a feared monster until they book him like a pussy.

I do remember me and a friend talking about haveing kane burn himself on purpose out of pure self hatred fro allowing himself to be emotionaly hurt buy lita
Picture this....

The camera comes into a boiler room where kane is setting with his back to the camera he has the towel over his head and he is rocking back and forth and his side is one of those tourches that he use to set JR on fire, He begins to talk about Edge and Lita hurting him and the only logical thing to do is hurt them back. He then reaches for the tourch, makeing everyone think he is going to track the two down and burn them, but he says keep this in mind ... just think what I will do to the two of you if I am willing to do this to myself . He would then proceed to run the tourch over his face. but as soon as he starts you can have the crew freak out and drop the camera as if they are trying to stop him ..it ends with the only thing you see through the cam laying on the floor is a bunch of ppl running into the room and hearing Kane screaming in pain. Keep him off tv for 3 to 5 weeks allowing Edge and Lita to think they are rid of Kane but then have creepy Videos start showing after edges matches of those Drama masks ( the happy face and sad face) burning. then have Kane return with a completely new look complete with Mask and fued with Edge as the monster again

Who said anything about another color with black? It's so obvious he's going to wear bright, neon colors.

Naw. Black and black.

On the contrary, i think the best place for Kane is on Raw!
Even The Undertaker's best being on raw... the only reason he's on Smackdown is because he's one of the very few decent Superstars left on the show.
Raw is the original show, it's the place where all of the best names started.

but if giving kane a new persona turns out to be true.... then you can forget about him ever becoming someone to look forward to seeing on the show... cause that'll only ruin his character direction in a way no WWE/TNA or even ECW writter can ever fix!!!

The only thing possible to turn kane to the Silent beast he once was is to dress him up the way he first dubuted in the WWF, treat him with the similar storylines to the ones from '98/'99. That same direction...
let him be feared even more for god sakes, no one seems to even care about being in a match with him anymore!! :wtf:

Errrr...Yeah...Let's try and go back to the old Kane. It works so well with the Undertaker.

Hell, let's bring back KAYFABE alltogether. Hogan's still a draw, right?

yeah.. didn't you hear the pop he got when he came out that one time. He is obviously a huge draw. I see future world champion written all over him.

Don't forget the part where Kane starts his own depressing alternative rock band.

And the part where he has his own segment, like "Kane's Dark Korner", where he cries about his broken heart. Kinda like that old Adam Sandler skit on SNL.

It angers me they made Kane into a giant pussy. Who wants to cheer that Kane? It would have been great if they had gone the opposite direction and have Kane laugh when Lita betrayed him, meaning an ass-kickings a coming.

But yeah, I hope to God they do something with Kane. Have him burn himself again, have him retreat into the mask as a way of "committing" himself to the destruction he can bring. I don't care, as long as it means Kane kicking ass.

It would probably be best to have Kane stay off WWE TV for a few weeks, and have Edge face some random face at Vengeance, going over cleanly. In the Hell in a Cell Match, the Cell is breached by Batista and Triple H, which allows Randy Orton to come in and help Triple H subdue Batista on the top of the Cell. Orton and Triple H hit some kind of double suplex on Batista sending him through the Cell (proving Batista is willing to take thta bump), and you have everything look hunky-dory for Triple H, until Batista counters The Pedigree directly into the Batista Bomb! 1-2-3! Batista retains! But when everything looks to have a happy ending, here comes Edge, who tells the referee he's using his Money in the Bank title shot. Edge beats Batista with a few briefcase unseen briefcase shots, and he eventually gets the 1-2-3 on Batista. Edge is the new World Heavyweight Champion!

You wouldn't be ignoring the Triple H/Randy Orton history with this, just stressing the heat between Randy Orton and Batista. Even haveOrton come out and say although he hates Triple H for taking advantage of him, and trying to end his career professionally, at least Triple H gave Randy Orton a choice to take his destiny into his own hands. Batista didn't when he injured Orton's shoulder. You can then have Batista come out and say Orton took his destiny in his hands and dropped it, Batista made the same choice and carried his. Orton would probably be the official heel in this match, but really have Batista push it by having him say he took pleasure in screwing over Orton countless times, because it was always Dave that was meant for bigger things (God, that sounded too sexual for my tastes). And really have them drill home before Evolution, Batista was the better, but because he was younger, Orton got all the attention, etc. Play it up that these ugys are jealous of each other, and both want to be rid of the other for good.

You can have Edge get out of defending the title against Batista again by having Edge say Batista's rematch is void because any rematch clauses are removed from the Hell in a Cell Match (since it's used as a final confrontation match), and have Edge say technically the Edge vs. Batista match was in a Hell in a Cell, and have him link the rematch clause to the Cell and not directly to the actual match.

This allows Batista to really get his feud going with Randy Orton, and it allows Triple H to go off and do something with Ric Flair (have Triple H blame his loss on Flair, which leads to Flair finally snapping out of Triple H's control). It also allows for Kane to get a clear shot at the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge.

Have Kane come back with a mask, and win a Battle Royal giving him a match for the World Heavyweight Title at Summerslam. In the coming weeks, have Edge try and stop this new savage Kane, and have him throw superstars at him like Gene Snitsky & Tyson Tomko (both of whom Kane obliterates) and use this as a chance to send Snitsky and Tomko back down to OVW to work on their skills, or until management gets some ideas for them.

At Summerslam, you have Edge vs. Kane, Triple H vs. Ric Flair and Batista vs. Randy Orton. Flair beats Triple H, in what is sort of a retirement match for Flair, but he does so with Randy Orton's help, who he helps defeat Batista. This leads to a Triple Threat Match at Unforgiven. Triple H vs. Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs. Batista. I'd then have Kane actually win the World Heavyweight Championship, which leads to some kind of gimmick rematch at Unforgiven between the two.

Well, except Kane will be whining about how he wishes he had a girlfriend, instead of calling her and hanging up.

Also, he will whine at the "poser" chants by saying he's an outcast rebel, and dresses in black so he can be unique (Like everyone else).

I love to see the evil Kane of '97, 98, 2003 and some of 2004 return. There was so much that could have been done with that character. I don't like the look of where Kanes going at the moment, i think he will snap sometime over the next few weeks but will eventually job again to Edge and i hate to think of where he will go from there.

At least things cant get any worse for kane...can they? :(

Lets hope not

For the next 3 months I want Kane to be turned into a pussy. Let him cut a promo where he says "I am not a monster, I'm just a man." Have him come out to his old theme music without any lights or pyros. Have him Job to the likes of Maven and X-Pac, and he just doesn't care anymore. Have Edge or Lita talk to him, and tease him. They show him his "I'm just a man" promo, and then Kane SNAPS! Chokeslam Edge! Chokeslam Lita! Chokeslam the ref! Chokeslam face jobber! Chokeslam heel jobber! Chokeslam Eric! Chokeslam Vince! I'm talking chokeslams left and right. The audio from Kane's promo plays in the back, "I'm just a man." Chokeslam a diva! Chokeslam a heel! Every-fucking-one! Chokeslam the camera man!
"Ha ha ha.... HA HA HA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I was wrong...
<b>WRONG!</b>
I'm a freak!
I'm a <b>MONSTER!</b>"

Next week he comes out to the highlight reel, or just an interview...
"My Guest here tonight is--"
<b>*BOOM!!!!!!!!*</b>
The pyros go off, and his Finger 11 music plays, or maybe something harder but along the samelines. Maybe Korn or Disturbed can do it? I would say Lacuna Coil, but Kane doesn't seem like a Lacuna Coil kinda guy.

Bury him, and then have him come back as a monster.

blah all you guys are idiots. Sure you want him to come back with a new mask and new outfit, but deep down inside, you all know he'll be coming back with a cowboy hat

I always imagined a backwards baseball cap

But that's just too logical though. It would never ever work because the WWE are all...IDIOTS!

KANE IS EMO *clap clap clap clap clap*

KANE IS EMO *clap clap clap clap clap*

http://img159.echo.cx/img159/390/newstyle2os.jpg

:y:

* In kanes voice*

OH LIIIIIIIIIINDAAAAAA ... Do you like my hat? Heh Heh Heh Heh ....




I got nothing :-\

<img src=http://img159.echo.cx/img159/390/newstyle2os.jpg>
<b>Kane:</b> I told you... DON'T MESS WITH <b>TEXAS!!!!!</b>

Walker Texas Taker & Dr. Kane Medicine Man

:shifty:

.... Does anyone else think Kane looks like Moby on steriods ..... or a jacked up Cabage Patch Kid, besides me?? :shifty:

Yah they should hire Moby . Have him come out from the curtains. Then the lights go out and with George Lucas like special effects, have him morph into Kane. No No No wait. Shave Spike Dudleys head. Save your money.

No wait i got it. A Ski-mask, Jumpsuit, and a machette. I'm brilliant. Rep me.

No what they really need to do is have Lita take a sick bump at the hands of Kane. I'm talking about a bump with tables. Have Kane choke slame her from the ring to the outside into 2 tables. Right in front of Edge. That would keep the fued fresh.

make him a pimp team him up with vis

He looks like Adam Auchmoody. He's some dude from Vernon. Retarded.

Meh, just had to point out that this isn't the first time Kane's shown emotion.

I must have forgot about the other times then :?:

Really, I can't remember. Except if fear counts as emotion, which was before WM XX. Other than that, :-\

The first time was probably in the build-up to the 1998 King of the Ring, in which Kane stated in his first ever actual speech, on Father's Day of that year, actually, that if he couldn't defeat Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWF Championship, he would set himself on fire, because it would mean he wasn't "good enough".

He also showed emotion all throughout 1999, first when Chyna turned on him. Kane went on to be really touched by X-Pac being his friend, and showed real appreciation to X-Pac for X-Pac trying to make him feel "accepted".

Kane didn't take Tori's betrayal well either. Then you had the late 2002 - early 2003 thing where Kane was teaming with Van Dam, and again, showing his human side, not to mention the Katie Vick thing that happened before that. "I uhhhh, swerved...to avoid a deer *sob*..."

After he was unmasked, he complained about not feeling accepted. Later, Snitsky killed his baby, and he was pretty pissed off AND also SAD about that. Remember when he was in the hospital, he punched a wall. "Old Monster Kane" would've chokeslammed that doctor through a wall or something.

Anyway, this has been a brief collection of Kane memories.

I can't believe I forgot all of this. :$

man, I missed all the fun.

Anyway, I couldn't rep these people, but lmao at everyone who participated in the EMO KANE stuff, at Marcy for his Texas hat, and some other random Kane parodies / indirect WWE writer bashing.

:lol:

The Katie Vick stuff was the most retarded

"I was sitting there at the party, having a few beers...."

What the hell? :lol:

fixed

who is a hypnotist in wwe? my friend said somebody hypnotised the undertaker once, if so who was that?
because they could hypnotise kane into burying himself.
or kane goes to smackdown and has a buried alive match with taker and it ends with vince mcmahon pushing kane into the pit and saying, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth and then taker chokeslaming vince in the grave with kane and then buries them both. then shane and stephanie become the ownes :)

No, but it doesn't make it any less disappointing or moronic.

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dunno i just wanted to say sumin like that :) ok screw the vince mcmahon bit

If they don't bring back KILLER KANE tonight, I'll be pissed.

You might want to give em a little more time to build the story up, but yeah, it'd be cool if Old Kane came back soon.

FUCK TIME.


They can save it now. They can save Kane right now if tonight the fire goes BOOM Kane comes down to that ring and literally kills a random bastard.

WE WANT KILLER KANE
*stomp stomp*
WE WANT KILLER KANE
*stomp stomp*
WE WANT KILLER KANE
*stomp stomp*
WE WANT KILLER KANE
*stomp stomp*

They should make Kane certifyably crazy, then bring him back in one of those guard / muzzle masks that Anthony Hopkins wore in Hannibal. Give him a whole new outfit...no black and red stripes or anything. Put him in normal garb and emphasize that he's gone off the deep end. Go back to the eery "Liiiitaaa" kind of mind game stuff. Have him do promos in black and white where he's at a asylum surrounded by hooks and chains and shit. Make him totally, all out sick, the kind of twisted that makes you wonder if you're still watching wrestling.

They need to change him--alot. Nobody's going to buy it if he goes immediately back to Old Kane with the black/red mask and chokeslams everybody. He needs something fresh but along the same lines, maybe a little darker than before.

SHUT UP!
OLD KANE! OLD KANE!

Welp...no killer Kane time. Perhaps we'll see that at Vengence.

Or we'll see him dressed in normal ring atire for the very first time.

DAMN YOU VINCE!!!!!!!

WE WANT KANE TO KILL!
WE WANT KANE TO DESTROY!
WE WANT KANE TO DECIMATE!
WE WANT KANE TO BE THE ONE-MAN APOCOLYPSE!
WE WANT THE FUCKING MONSTER KAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kane in blue jeans?

This marriage bit is getting even dumber. I thought we hit rock bottom...

Kane the psycho = sounds cool

he gets buried, comes back as a biker....wait, what? Thats been done already?

or better yet, gets drafted to Smackdown and teams up with Mordecai to further create more trash in the tag division

What if we give him a cowboy hat or something?

Mordecai: He's attacking! Calculate THAC0!
Kane: Why did I turn down Steph's advances?

I personally think Kane could make his monster gimmick work, if they cut him loose. Have Kane somehow realise he's a pussy, then have him just cut loose on guys.

It would have been perfect on the Highlight Reel if Jericho has helped Kane turn back to his old roots. Y2J could have just mentioned something about how Lita and Edge have insulted Kane more than anyone else has ever tried to do, and they think they can get away with it. It would have made sense with the heat between Jericho and Edge.

they should save Kane, build him a huge mother fuckin' storyline, a storyline that would rock the show, make it the most important and egerly anticipated element on RAW.
on a PPV, put half of the locker room in that ring (for any specific reason, WWE can come up with many!) let him make his huge return and let him just beat the hell out of everyone standing in his way, OLD KANE would definitly do that!

so would bad business people and crappy writers.

you can't focuss an entire story around Kane. Kane really isn't too marketable. I mean he's cool, he's cool as a monster but to focus an entire show abround him is asking for major trouble.

who said anything about it being the whole show? :wtf:
i said let it be the most important element, not the ONLY element....
and kane is marketable, he always was back when the guy was on fire. give him a real role and he'll definitly bring WWE some pretty good money.
how can it be a bad deal when everybody's been going crazy to see it?
everybody wants the OLD KANE back.

He should become an evil dentist and start hangin' out with Lawler

Honestly, Kane isn't what they need.

Kane's marketability in the WWE at all ever again is totally shot.

I think we should pin Kane down and just nail the mask to his head then slap him a bit to get him angry.



Then again I also say we should attack the fort at dawn.

I disagree, a commando raid at midnight would be a better option.

You're attacking with no knickers?

:rofl:

I hope there won't be any pudding involved...

maybe that's your opinion since you're not a big fan of his. but it doesn't take a smart ass to figure out that it's a good thing for business.
they need the role that kane plays in WWE.

Okay, so I'm in the wrong because I'm not a braindead fanboy? :?:

man i respect whatever you think about whoever.. because it's your own opinion and i respect that.
i'm just telling my point of view.
BTW, are you a fan of his? or you just like the name? :)

What kind of an idiot would think that would boost ratings

:y:
i don't how some people can really come up with thoughts like that...
it's either the guy's joking about the whole thing, or he watches too much cartoons.
either ways, it's a crappy idea.

Ehm you do know that Kane was an evil dentist years ago

that was ancient history, character directions like that would never work nowdays..

Woah. Hold up.

Like an idiot, you assume that I'm not a big fan of his, and you insist that's the reason I don't think he'll draw.

And then, after saying that the only reason I don't buy it is that I'm not a fanboy...You're telling me you respect my opinion...

Hmmm....

So, let's break it down a little...

Kane's been decimated. He's only a notch or two above Shannon Moore on the Totem Pole. HE gets booked strong, then squashed two weeks later. Booked strong, squashed two weeks later...Booked strong, then...

Whether or not you like him, I don't think the ycan push him to the top and keep him there, while selling him to the public. He's been booked as a poor man's Undertaker (Which really, the Undertaker is these days), and for too long to really make a comeback. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think he could hold a top slot on the card for long without the WWE deciding to Squash him anyway.

again, i respect your opinion if that the way you see it.
but your a dumb bastard u know that?
since i didn't assume, as you can see the last line from what i wrote, i was asking, not assuming.
how come you understood that upside down?

Damn, Ive been thinking of a way to phrase that for ages