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NoJabbaNoBogRoll 06-11-2005 11:16 PM

Edge FIRED!!!
 
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It has been widely reported that WWE superstar 'Edge' has been released as of right now. Edge, real name Adam Copeland, was recently involved in a well publicised incident with Lita and Matt Hardy, and many feel that this may have contributed to the WWE's decision.

WWE superstars have already commented on the situation.

Chris Benoit is quoted as saying 'Well that's what you get for stealing another man's woman'.

Although the incident immediately seemed to help Edge's career, it appears that his position in the company took a huge nosedive after Triple H voiced his concerns to management. He is said to have claimed that the incident would damage backstage moral, and ultimately create problems. Many believe that Edge's recent refusal to cut his hair was a major factor in Triple H speaking out against him.

We will bring you more on this story as we get it. For now though, check Matt Hardy's official website for all the latest information.

credit: observer
I guess you guys can celebrate now. :y:

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:19 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:19 PM

[/Naitch]

Kane Knight 06-11-2005 11:21 PM

:lol:

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:23 PM

:lol:

This was awesome until my common sense kicked in.

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:23 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOO

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:24 PM

[/Naitch]

Fox 06-11-2005 11:24 PM

Hmph. Too bad it isn't true.

Kane Knight 06-11-2005 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesSteele
:lol:

This was awesome until my common sense kicked in.

This was awesome after my common sense kicked in. Jabba knows his shit. :y:

Loose Cannon 06-11-2005 11:25 PM

wow, not even a little funny. Reahsed jokes everwhere.

And to those who even believed this for a second, you're fucking dumb.

YOUR Hero 06-11-2005 11:25 PM

LOLz.

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:26 PM

:lol:

Mayo 06-11-2005 11:29 PM

6/10 maybe, coulda been funnier

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:31 PM

Anybody remember Roll-up being banned?

Gouda 06-11-2005 11:32 PM

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For now though, check Matt Hardy's official website for all the latest information.
:rofl:

Loose Cannon 06-11-2005 11:36 PM

while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those

Kane Knight 06-11-2005 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
wow, not even a little funny. Reahsed jokes everwhere.

Dude. IT's retro.

Kane Knight 06-11-2005 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those

While we're at it, howabout some more or your razor sharp wit. Your insightful sarcasm is delightful.

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those

LC botched having a sense of humor like Lita botched keeping her legs closed.

Gouda 06-11-2005 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those

Well, you asked for it.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nobody, Lita botched it.

LOL!


:shifty:

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:40 PM

lol

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gouda
Well, you asked for it.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nobody, Lita botched it.

LOL!


:shifty:

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Gouda 06-11-2005 11:44 PM

So a priest, rabbi, and a skeleton are stranded in the middle of nowhere in a lifeboat. Until Lita botched it.


How many Litas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. She'd botch it and screw Edge's friend instead.


What happens when an elephant who has been starved for eight days is released in an orphanage? Nothing, because the orphanage was botched by Lita.

LOL!

James Steele 06-11-2005 11:46 PM

http://img159.echo.cx/img159/3640/prevailad5uu.jpg

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:47 PM

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt1 width="35%">10:45 PM Loose Cannon </TD><TD class=alt2 width="35%">Searching Forums
Query: BBQ sauce
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Kane Knight 06-11-2005 11:48 PM

He should search for testicles. He seems to be needing some.

Loose Cannon 06-11-2005 11:49 PM

yea, I was checking to see all the BBQ Sauce jokes you guys do to prove next rehashed joke. And I was right.

Nice to see you stalking me though

Marcyo 06-11-2005 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
yea, I was checking to see all the BBQ Sauce jokes you guys do to prove next rehashed joke. And I was right.

Nice to see you stalking me though

Checking out who was online, rather

Loose Cannon 06-11-2005 11:51 PM

whatever makes you feel comfortable

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 06-11-2005 11:51 PM

BAHGAWD THE TURNBUCKLE AIN'T MADE OUTTA LOOSE CANNON'S FORUM QUERIES!

Loose Cannon 06-11-2005 11:52 PM

seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.

Corkscrewed 06-11-2005 11:56 PM

That might have worked until the hair thing at the end... :lol:

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 12:03 AM

let's turn this thread into trying out some new jokes. Let's see who can be original. Do it. WHEN I wake up tommorrow, I better see some funny shit.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 06-12-2005 12:06 AM

Stop no-selling the humour.

SammyG 06-12-2005 12:08 AM

I was actually shocked ina bad way when i saw this title, I dont want edge to leave, a main reason i watch raw is cuz of the u screwed matt chants

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NoJabbaNoBogRoll
Stop no-selling the humour.

you actually did the opposite of what I asked there. it's tough, but you'll get it.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 06-12-2005 12:12 AM

Quit working so stiff with us. You're gonna make our offence look weak.

Don't make me drop you on your head Lesnar2Holly_style.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 12:13 AM

'offense'

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 06-12-2005 12:14 AM

http://img209.echo.cx/img209/658/offence0cp.jpg

SammyG 06-12-2005 12:15 AM

On this Day, we saw clearly
JabbaRoll has got no life
Better things, on Saturday Nights
then to see some dumb jokes, right?

Wow that was lame. and just kiddin jabba

Corkscrewed 06-12-2005 12:34 AM

What do you call it when a no talent hoss gets pushed over someone like Chris Jericho?

VINSANITY!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Corkscrewed 06-12-2005 12:35 AM

:shifty:

James Steele 06-12-2005 12:55 AM

*cough*

Vince McMahon called Stephanie into his office one day and said, "Stephanie, We feel that you are hurting Triple H's workrate."

Stephanie pouts. Vince replies, "That's not professional Stephanie. We need that man to carry this company. He has done a superb job while Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit has been sitting around with a thumb up their ass."

Stephanie laughs and replies, "Daddy, you are so right. So is Paul winning Hell In A Cell?"

Vince McMahon replies, "Is Paul like a son to me?"

Stephanie: :love:

Vince: "Call Shane and tell him to hurry the hell up with my coffee."

Stephanie: :yes:

Vince calls Jim Ross.

Jim Ross: "BAH GAWD! Vince, I'm borken in half and my toilet isn't made of burritos."

Vince: :wtf:

James Steele 06-12-2005 12:58 AM

FUCKING OWNED!

RP 06-12-2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.



Kind of like when you laugh your balls off at Jamesteels " shut up you ignorant ass" joke which really isnt funny because all it is , is larger fonts and lots of exclamation points. La~

And before you do it JamesSteele remember. Its still only fonts and ( ! ) and its still not funny.

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.

More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.

PullMyFinger 06-12-2005 09:53 AM

I love how it said Triple H and nosedive in the same sentence.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.

but I only whined about it in this thread. If you guys keep it in one thread, that's fine with me :y:

Marcyo 06-12-2005 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.

:y:

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 10:31 AM

This is the first time I have "whined" aka "brought it up" though. And this will be the last until that Hassan joke gets played out soon.

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
This is the first time I have "whined" aka "brought it up" though. And this will be the last until that Hassan joke gets played out soon.

And yet, you managed to "bring it up" like 60 times in one thread. Nooooo...That doesn't come off as whining, you pussy.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 10:44 AM

I count 6, but I can see how one can confuse 60 with 6. That's ok.

Londoner 06-12-2005 10:49 AM

I wouldn't put it past you making it to 60 times in this thread though LC, from the looks of it.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 10:52 AM

good analysis. You'll make a great scientist one day.

Londoner 06-12-2005 10:55 AM

Science is actually my worst subject, so you can't be that clever for coming up with that guess.

Hired Hitman 06-12-2005 10:59 AM

"Triple H voiced his concerns to management. He is said to have claimed that the incident would damage backstage moral"

http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 10:59 AM

:lol: Weak comeback, LC.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:09 AM

weak to you. To me, that's a comeback of the year candidate

BTW thuglife: You're bad at every single science subject out there?

Londoner 06-12-2005 11:11 AM

Yes, i'm rubbish at science.And your point is?

And if that to you is a comeback of the year candidate, then i'm ashamed to be wasting this time on 'arguing' with you.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:14 AM

don't get so jumpy. just a question. Not everyone can be good at every subject like myself.

Londoner 06-12-2005 11:16 AM

Hahaha. Being good at every subject is lame to be honest. People who are good at every subject are usually geeks without a life.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:16 AM

hey Marcyo, I think you're due to agree with Kane Knight or Jabba again. Where are you?

Hired Hitman 06-12-2005 11:17 AM

Welcome to TPWW, home of the loosest Cannons in town!

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThugLife
Hahaha. Being good at every subject is lame to be honest. They're usually geeks who don't have a life.

that's what the ones who fail at school/life usually say. In Pyschology, we say that those people are usually suffering on the inside.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hired Hitman
Welcome to TPWW, home of the loosest Cannons in town!

hey another one. why don't you make yourself useful and go make some more GIF's for me.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:23 AM

Red Hot Scott, I see you viewing this thread. Got any more questions about old wrestlers or signs or tickets that we can answer for you.

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 11:23 AM

Comeback of the year? Wow, you must really be desparate for ego masturbation.

Londoner 06-12-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
that's what the ones who fail at school/life usually say. In Pyschology, we say that those people are usually suffering on the inside.


Hey now, i took psychology actually..was good at it, but psychologists annoy the fuck out of me. You know what psychologists do? Sit on their asses and do fuck all but give advice that the person they give advice to could think up themself if they thought about it.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 11:32 AM

you do know "psychology" is a science right? You said you were bad at all science, correct?

well, I guess my comeback just won the comeback of the year award then

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 11:33 AM

You're special, Loose Cannon. Don't ever forget it.

Londoner 06-12-2005 11:42 AM

Well i don't really count it as an important part of science.

Wow, i think i just stole your award there.

MVP 06-12-2005 11:48 AM

I wonder why I don't post in here anymore, and then I read a thread like this and I remember.

Savio 06-12-2005 11:55 AM

Jabbas news stories are always the same.

Fake news

Fake Comment

Fake News

Stay tuned.

Corkscrewed 06-12-2005 12:46 PM

Ooohh... LC's making a heel turn.

:eek:

Meanwhile, on the Redundant News Network, Paul still holds internet grudges way too seriously.

Savio 06-12-2005 12:50 PM

This was more of sticking up for LC......Why would I turn on him?
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BTW drop the grudge you have against me.

James Steele 06-12-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rectal Pertruder
Kind of like when you laugh your balls off at Jamesteels " shut up you ignorant ass" joke which really isnt funny because all it is , is larger fonts and lots of exclamation points. La~

And before you do it JamesSteele remember. Its still only fonts and ( ! ) and its still not funny.

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!

SHUT UP
YOU IGNORANT ASS!

shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!

shut up you ignorant ass!

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you i
gnorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!

James Steele 06-12-2005 03:16 PM

LMAO JACKASS...LMAO

Disturbed316 06-12-2005 03:26 PM

LITA'S DEAD BABY BOTCHED LIFE!!!!

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
Ooohh... LC's making a heel turn.

Don't know. Is it drawin heat if people laugh at you for whining?

Shadow 06-12-2005 05:00 PM

Can someone tell me what happened to LC? Cause this "LC" isn't the LC who made me laugh with his constant jerking offs to Randy Orton. I'm a sad sad panda now.

On the other hand, good to know that the alternite dimensional machine is still working.

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 05:08 PM

that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"

Shadow 06-12-2005 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"

Oh....

Well dont' tell HHH. He might try to rape the corpse.

Nark Order 06-12-2005 05:52 PM

NoJabba, you ass. I was freakin out

Marcyo 06-12-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
hey Marcyo, I think you're due to agree with Kane Knight or Jabba again. Where are you?

I was elsewhere. :o

In other news, I agree. :y:

Hired Hitman 06-12-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
hey another one. why don't you make yourself useful and go make some more GIF's for me.

I was just playin' :p

... what would you like a GIF of?


;)

Corkscrewed 06-12-2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
This was more of sticking up for LC......Why would I turn on him?
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BTW drop the grudge you have against me.

But it's so fun to make poke jabs at you!!!! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/crynew.gif

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"

Apparently, Triple A has found a way to reproduce.

It's probably better that he died. He'd be a hypocrite whining about how overdone these comments are, when he was such a rabid, mindless fanboy.

Kane Knight 06-12-2005 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

True.

*pokes Savior*

Loose Cannon 06-12-2005 08:02 PM

lol Kane Knight. Speaking of fan boys, you're the one who can't stop talking about how great MNM are. jesus :nono:

Marcyo 06-12-2005 08:49 PM

I agree.

*pokes Savior*

Zen v.W.o. 06-12-2005 10:06 PM

LC, these guys are just trying to get some rub off of you man. Take it all in proper stride. :y:

The Mackem 06-13-2005 09:16 AM

:lol:


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