Look What Hemme Looked Like Before Diva Search
 

Sorry if this is old but look, what hemme looked like before diva search almost laughable.... http://www.strachota.com/personal.html

Imagine how ugly she looked DURRING and AFTER the diva search too!


PS. - Die Red Die.

I want to throw up.

Wasn't she in the lingerie bowl?

Triple A is going to bust a nut on that.

P.S: I don't really want to throw up..


Because she's hot.

id still fuck her

Christy is freaking hot.

I agree with Tusconspeed6.

haha she looked funny as a blonde there

:lol:

Nah she looks hawt there, as she does here:

http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200209sunni/default.htm

:cool:

*cough*ShouldhavepickedCarmellasinceCarmellaisthesex*cough*

*cough*atleastchristyhasfacialexpressionsotherthan"godidon'twanttobehere"*cough*

*cough* ithinkitsreallyannoyingwhenpeopledothesecoughthingsanddontputanyspacesinbetweenwordsbesideswhichithi nkthat christyhemmeisalothotterthencarmellabutthatmightjustbemebecauseihaveathingforredheadsandgirlsthatare spunky *cough*

Is she attractive? Yes.

And then she starts talking and I immediately change the channel to anything else except her. Hemme's voice makes me yearn for the melodic intonations of Stephanie McMahon.

ahhhhh Stephanie.

Just thought you all might like too see it but as I've been practically burnt at the stake for it, so mods can lock if they want.

I still would.

*cough*shutupyouignorantass!*cough*

Yeah. If she wasn't always moving and talking, thus making my hardon disappear...

It's fucked up. When I'm looking at eye Candy, personality is one of my major categories. If I was looking for agirlfriend, it'd be a different story. But really, she has such negative marks in personality that it manages to actually weigh her down.

Oh, and she's hotter than that lame Playboy spread.

Carmella > Christy

Carmella is hotter than Christy, but Carmella had the enthusiasm of...hmm...a dude who likes emo.

Naw. They have a lot of energy. Where do you think all the angst comes from?

CONEHEADS

Meh. I just thought it came from being whiny little bitches and holding in their hatred of mommy because they couldn't take the SUV out Friday night.

M. Banana, shut the fuck up. You suck and need to die.

***EMO POP***


:shifty:

LOL

So Carmella has the enthusiasm of Triple A?

Terrible.

I know. But it had to be say.

booooooo

Oh no. Did I step over the line?

Cause I'll step over it, stomp a mudhole in it, then pour some beer on it.

OH MY GOD SHE HAD A DIFFERENT CARREER BEFORE WWE?! WHAT A BITCH!!1

It was my Triple A impression.

So...

Is Nadine DeRosa free?

you didn't step over any line, I was just sayin boooooooo

Superslim was just concerned. You see, one of these days, Triple A is going to actually cut himself for real. And all the little emo kids on this site will follow, in a mass emocide.

But enough about your mother. ;)

Btw...you owe me 500 bucks.

I told you...I'm not paying you allowance, just because I might be your father. The dog DID beat me up the stairs, after all.

Yeah but we had a paternity test. You're it buddy boy.

I doubt that.

"I'd like to thank the mother of my baby.....my mother."

:love: :love: :love:

What other children are you hiding from us father? WHERE ARE THEY?

Can you imagine if Carmella and Kane got together, EMO HEADS UNITE

I want to get with <s>Kane Carmella Christy</s> Trish.

Sister...You have a twin sister...

...If you will not turn, then perhaps SHE will...

LMAO!

Her name wouldn't happen to be Michelle would it?

I'll give you a hint. I wouldn't make out with Calra anymore.

But.... but she's due in July... :eek:

Oh Fuck. Yoda will have something to say about this.

The only thing that really irritates me about Christy is that fucking helicopter landing pad on her forehead. I think I would have a higher tolerance of her on my tv if I wasn't wanting to draw a bullseye on her forehead and pelt objects at her.

But that's part of the fun!