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what's the big secret?
What do you think the big secret will be with Eddie and Rey Rey?
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something gay
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Rey used to be a woman.
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Is Dominic Eddie's son?
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dear god i hope not :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
In fact, that's what happened to Katie Vick.
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Eddie is Rey's baby's momma.
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Rey is Eddie's baby momma.
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Is Rey gay?
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Rey's Mama is Eddies Baby
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Eddie is Rey's Baby's Mama
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Eddie's Mama is Rey's Baby.
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Eddie's baby is Rey's mama's daddy's pet mexican.
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Rey is Eddie's baby's mamma's baby's daddy
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Rey is Eddie's baby's llama
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WHO DA LLAMA?
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I'm the llama!
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Yo mama llama
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Me llamo Blanka
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Not the llama!
*Busts out the frying pan.* *Massive face pop.* *Fans start to chant Dinosaurs.* |
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Rey is Dominic's brother. You heard it here first.
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....somehow I think this will all end with Rey and Eddie going to the Maury Show with Rey's wife to do a paternity test.
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OMG I'm crying at this thread. LOL . That picture was so fucking random.lol. Archive.
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The secret is this....
ALEYEEEELEEEEAH LEYLEAAAAAAAH LEYLAYAYAYAYE... http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...san_action.jpg ...This topic has now been Hassan-ed. |
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Silly bastards.
Of course the big secret of Rey and Eddie is... **SPOILER WARNING! ** ... I dunno, aliens? **END SPOILER** :shifty: |
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :'(
I just repped everyone that made me laugh my ass off. |
He wrestled in WCW without a mask.
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That guy is Rey's wife.
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He's an illegal alien
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Rey and Eddie had a homosexual affair. Also, Rey is a cross dressing prostitute.
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We're all gay.
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Rey is his own grandad
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Rey only has 4 toes on his left foot.
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Rey leaves the toilet seat up after he goes for a piss.
To make it worse, he doesn't wash his hands. |
^ :eek: The BASTARD!
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Dominique was adopted, his real parents were chimps.
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Rey Mysterio's real name is Kerwin White and he's really a full blooded American. He only started playing Rey Mysterio since he debuted in the WWE. He even switched places with the real Rey Mysterio in his life. And the really big secret is that the real Rey Mysterio is Eddie.
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In a daring move, the WWE will break the fourth wall as Eddie announces that wrestling is fake, and tells Dominic his "papa" has been living a lie.
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lol whatever happened to
He LIES<--- He cheats He steals? |
Well, he's obviously not lying now...You see, he...*runs*
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lol Eddie..erm..well he uhh....*runs also*
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Rey Mysterio is the one who taught JR how to commentate.
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dasg
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Eddie announces to the world that Rey really is a 12 year old kid, and then produces photograhic proof from when WCW completly fucked Rey up by having him remove his mask.
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the secret is
rey still wears pull-ups |
My guess is either Dominic is adopted or Eddy is his real father.
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6-1-9 in my new pullups too And I can pull 'em off and on Mommy Wow! I'm a wrestler now... |
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I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid
I can 619 the cruiserweights From on my bunk beds I don't wanna grow up coz if I did I'd be another steroid laced hasbeen. |
What flies through the air
Gets hit by a chair And wins with a West Coast Pop A kid! A kid! A midget or kid Everyone knows Mysterio. Mysterio! Mysterio! He's really an 8 year old boy! Mysterio! Mysterio! He was once Jacko's fucktoy He jobs to hosses and racks up losses But mommy and dady don't care Tattoos! Tattoos! He's paying his dues! Everyone loves Mysterio. Mysterio! Mysterio! At least I think he's a boy Mysterio! Mysterio! With a voice that can't help but annoy... |
It's Reyyy, it's Reeeyyy, he's small, he's light, he's good. It's Reeyyy, it's Reeyyy, he gets bigger pops than he should!
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I like cheese.
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Rey Mysterio is really....
*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn* Elian Gonzalez. |
The secret is that domonics real father is
DARTH VADER :shifty: |
I know the secret.
Stephanie McMahon is really a crocodile. |
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