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I know it ain't happening, but I would totally mark out if HBK became the DX HBK heel again. Not with the DX name or anything, but just a cocky, arrogant, piece of shit person. But Jesus wouldn't like that to much, so I don't think it's happening. Would you agree as well?

SUCK IT!!!!!!!

Yeah I want to see HBK with the unshaven look. He use to look so cool with that look.

Yep

SOMEONE hit the DX music. This thread needs it.

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I would markout if he did that again

"HBK doesn't lay down for anybody"

-HBK

I wouldn't mind seeing DX again if it was done right. I could see it being done with HHH, HBK, heel Jericho, and maybe Tomko as he has no direction now. HHH as the main-eventer for the time being, HBK and Jericho main-eventing to a lesser extent, but also working together as the tag-team component of the stable, and Tomko as an enforcer. I don't know what you could do with Flair, but maybe he could be a mouthpeice for the group.

hahaha, yea

"I told you once and I told you 1000 times, if I go down, I'm bringing everyone with me and I'm going out in a blaze of glory."

-HBK

Yeah, that was my favorite HBK look, but if he went back to having his hair tied tight back on his head it would look a little funny what with the baldpatch and all :-\. But, still if we got this HBK back again, baldpatch or no baldpatch I'd mark out like a little bitch.

How about no.

way to totally kill the mood in this thread.

so what kind of a heel would you make him Your Hero? The "ERRRRRR, I'm gonna kill you" kind of heel?

Re-doing an old gimmick with the same person sucks. Someone else needs to pick that up. As for HBK, he's doing ok as he is right now.

wait, did you see him turn heel on Monday? Cause from your post, I don't think you know that he did.

Of course I do. I wrote his heel turn. I'm a WWE writer don't forget.

oh right.

Shouldn't have told us that. All the marks will be after your blood.

"I did NOT sleep with that young intern... As a matter of fact, I was UP ALL NIGHT!"
- HBK in the DX election speech

I don't think that Shawn would be willing to go back to the extremely cocky DX gimmick. He'll probably have a jealousy angle with Hogan and go off being the cocky (not DX cocky, but more of an 'I'm better than you' cocky) veteran after he beats Hogan at SummerSlam. (Hogan can't go over, he just can't.)

Basically Triple H minus the title hunt.

look at you. I take it you watch Queer Eye for the straight guy every week

It doesnt matter if he has peach fuzz or not. Just be happy he's heel again.

lol Natich

legend: I'd also like to see HBK in his Calvin Klein underwear. I'd mark out for that. It'd be nice to see his bulge again after all those years. Plus I'd mark out like a schoolgirl if he braided his hair again, a la Wrestlemania 14. Mark out time baby! Time to pull out my HBK Playgirl issue from under my bed. Oh my god I am such a faggot

Naitch: :lol: @ Zack

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Thats exactly what I was thinking Naitch

He just kneels for Trips.

SWEET ALLAH!

Heel HBK in Montreal.

:drool:

I'm not talking about him being a heel in Montreal, just because they are booing him and they play it off just because HBK is supposed to be a face.

I want to see HBK as the shit stirring heel in Montreal.

HBK: Now as I was getting ready to say is...

*Bret Hart's music begins to play*

HBK: *laughs* Ohhhhh I forgot. You guys are still kinda touchy about that. *smacks self in head* My bad!

I WANT TO SEE THAT HAPPEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD.

Now that HBK is heel, I'm thinking that this Horsemen thing will finally happen.......

Ok...so someone wants to rehash Evolution? Hold on a moment.

*smacks self in the head with a frying pan*

In light of the tragedy in London, you should be ashamed of yourself for such an offensive statement.

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Damn...gotta spread some rep now to give it to LC>

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Fixed.

His wife would tell you otherwise. :shifty:

So would Chyna. I fucking bet ya.

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It's the boy toy.

And btw, Kingofoldschool, if HBK did that in Montreal, I will be there this august, ready to make a run in, and stomp his ass.

Ha.

I'd really love to see you try.

Anyone doubt HBK and HHH are gay?

Of course he could do it. He's Canadian.

(Just fueling his ego because we need more retarded Canadians out there reminding us just how silly this shit is).

Well if those white skimpy thongs didn't tip anyone off, I'm sure that big ugly beast inbetween them might set off some alarms.

They both stuff.

*gouges out eyes*

KK, this is serious business.

Christ.

You sound like George Bush trying to "fight the war on terror."

We will not allow the HBK to belittle us and mock us on our own turf.

But he wouldn't be mocking you.

He'd be mocking Bret Hart. :lol:

Didn't HBK have brets music start playing then have it cut in to his?

Yes, but to mock the Hitman is to mock each and every single one of us. He is a true Canadian hero. :y:

I think you are referring to the Bret midget they brought out on Raw.

Wayne Gretzky > Bret Hart

I dunno, I downloaded that song.
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My favorite HBK look was when he wore the Kangol.

Test > Bret Hart

Kurrgan > Bret Hart

In hockey yes.

Personally Mario Lemieux owns Gretzky so ya know, I dunno.

Bret Hart > eddie vedder

That's just a sign they're blind.

ironraptor4: you gave me bad mental images of HBK and HHH in bed with Chyna filming it all
Amaranth Eternal: And jerking off.
ironraptor4: ...............
Amaranth Eternal: Chyna was.
ironraptor4: oh thank you for that you asshole
ironraptor4: *smacks you with the same frying pan I used on myself*
Amaranth Eternal: I always try to help.

Eddie draws more Canadians than Bret Hart could on his best day.

Yeah, pretty serious shit. I mean, fuck that London Bombing, someone got screwed ina fake sport, and now there could be something mentioned about it!

LOL.

The walking pisstake strikes again.

But in Canadian fans mind, HBK is a wrestling terrorist. :'(

There is room enough for many a serious issue. You have to ask yourself, which issue more directly influences yourself and your people.

London is irrelevant to this topic.


Eddie Vedder is a good draw, he's drawing my fine self to his concert this september. I dont believe he will get a bigger pop though.

This is true. Mostly because they're bigger marks than trailer trash. :D

Mocking Hart is like decapitating one of their brave soldiers in the war on terrorist shoeleaces or whatever an army of two can fight.

And pro wrestling influences you.

What a fucking faggot.

Ed draws more money in one tour than Bret has drawn in his whole career.

*is still beating KK with the frying pan*

Like the NHL Lockout?

But wait there's more. Chyna jerking both "men" off.

:lol:

Of course not, but for an aspiring wrestler, I'm sure certain wrestlers do influence others.

Let's not get all homophobic.

Also, I dont even know why we are debating among Bret and eddie. I love both. Bret completely sold out wembley stadium. He's huge not just here but also overseas. Eddie has trouble in the european markets. Mainly England.

Yeah, that was hilarious. I was expecting riots.

"The only sport we're good at beside curling, and we're locked oot?"

Bret needs to get over a lot of things Motreal and goldberg.

I'm kidding I'd be pissed to. ;)

I'm not debating Bret and Eddie. I'm debating how pathetic you are for taking this shit so seriously. You like Showtunes, don't you? I bet you'd pair up well with Lara Emily.

It's the fans who need to get over it. BRet's cool, his fans are a buncha pathetic shitstains.

*holds the keys* And I helped!

Yeah.

I'm afraid that since Steve Nash won the NBA MVP, we're going to get all of these Canadians who think they can actually play basketball.

"Look mom, I'm going to end up like Steve Nash, eh?"

*throws a hockey puck at a basketball goal*

Naw he's sold out arenas in Italy, Australia, Japan, Canada, England, among others.

I'm not denying Bret is good, but compared to a musician like EdVed...nope.

Steve Nash plays Basketoky?

No, Kevin Nash does though.

He broke a nail catching the puck and was on the IL for 6 months.

See the thing is this: I'm not even pissed about it. It's fun to bring up is all.

Secondly...if Canada had as many people as the US, we'd be dominating everything. We barely have any baseball players in MLB..yet Walker can win an MVP. Bailey could blow by every american sprinter back in the 90's. Nash wins the mvp in Bball. I mean, there'd be no stopping us.

Thridly, I know you weren't debating Vedder, KK. I just didnt feel like quoting KOOS.

Vedder deserves all the praise he gets, so I have no problems with that at all. I just recall he used to have a hard time in England, I guess that was mostly by the media though. They'd rather listen to oasis and Blur over there. :n:

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That sounds pretty accurate.

Scarily so.

WOOO TIME MACHINE!

Wow. Yeah, if you could throw massive numbers at something, you'd still be weak ass canuckers. Wow. A single MVP. I bet there are a dozen third world countries claiming the same thing. :)

Allow us to rejoice in what we have accomplished. God knows we dont ask for much!

We are sooooo not rehashing that old joke.

Yeah, you've always had small goals...Hence why Bret is so impressive to your nation.

This coming from a Kane mark. :roll:

And when exactly did I become a Kane mark? :?:

Ohhhhh...I seee...You're retarded, so you think that anything in my User Name is an automatic ticket to fandom.

Right.

KK, I bet when you go abroad you make sure to sew a Canadian flag patch on your backpack. If you dont, you might wanna do what most every other intelligent American does, and get to that. It's great being a Canuck.

I wonder what the goals of americans may be? Cant be any higher then ours.

Not that this has any place for discussion in here.

Bret rules. It's fun to boo the shit outta HBK. Never forget, yada yada.. :y:

BREAK IT DOWN!!!

Go abroad?

Why would I do that? There's so many foreigners overseas. ;)

Actually, I don't, but that's probably because I'm not a coward who has to hide where he's from. If people in another country want to act as bigoted and ignorant as my countrymen by generalising and stereotyping me, I can deal with it. Act it actually amuses me. Just the irony of it all.

Sadly, the Canucks are no better, they just don't have the stereotype to work with. And if being just as ignorant in another country is so great, I don't see why It'd be different here.

Oh wait, because you're an idiotic nationalist who's gonna spazz out if Michaels mentions the Screwjob in Montreal. Riiiiight.

I'm pretty much prone to indiffernce most of the time, until you attack our Canadian icon, then I become pretty passionate. That's just something that we as a nation of good Canadians cannot tolerate. It's like the King once mentioned, everyone remembers exactly what they were doing and where they were the night Bret got screwed. ;)

Canadian icon?

:rofl:

Yeah, everyone remembers where they were when Bret was screwed, and that's why your country is so fucking sad.

That's like Americans knowing exactly where they were during a twist on Days of Our Lives, or some other stupid nonsense.

Well, to be fair, I remember where I was on the night of the 1997 Survivor Series. I was at church, then came home and watched it, as it had been taped. :o

Ah yes the legendary midget impersonation. :lol: :lol:

*HBK puts midget in sharpshooter*
HHH: BRET! DO YOU QUIT, BRET!
Midget: Ring the bell, ring the bell!!!

:D Class

I could have sworm I heard you say so once, maybe not though. But everything aside, why don't you like Bret?

There was a post earlier in which I stated something to the effect of "Bret's cool, but his fans are fucking shitstains."

The fact that an entire fucking nation was wounded by a screwjob in a fake sport is horribly sad. The fact that people still treat it as they do? Also fucking sad. You'd think he was Jesus Christ, and Shawn a Roman soldier.

I agree that alot of people may have over reacted to it, cuz yeah, it's just entertainment. But I'm talking about booking wise. I always thought he carried himself like a true champ, in and out of the ring, and was an all around ring general. Truly one of the greats in my eyes.

HHH pulled down Kurt Angle's pants and slapped his thonged ass.

Maybe The Rock was on to something with those "half-gay" comments he used to toss HHH's way...

I always thought Canada's icon was Rush.



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Half?