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KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 02:47 PM

Muhammad Hassan's promo from the Smackdown tapings up on WWE.com
 
This segment will NOT be shown on TV, but they have posted the interview on WWE.com just click on Muhammad's face.

I just watched and IMO, probably the best promo I've heard in quite a while.

M. Banana 07-13-2005 02:53 PM

If possible, could you sum it up?

Disturbed316 07-13-2005 03:00 PM

Yeah, that was one of the best I've heard in a while. lol @ blaming Hurricane David on the Arabs.

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 03:02 PM

If this was done in Canada, he'd probably say that they blame the Arabs for the NHL Lockout.

Or even the Montreal Screwjob.

"In fact it was probably the Arabs who screwed Bret Hart and not Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels!"

Disturbed316 07-13-2005 03:04 PM

lol that would have been good.

LK 07-13-2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M. Banana
If possible, could you sum it up?

Says he has been robbed of his rights to work, arabs are blamed for anything that goes wrong and he mentions an article in the New York post which talks about the guys who took Daivari, saying "how does he know they were even arabs?"

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 03:06 PM

Oly crap, that was awesome!

He talks about how he and Daivari were labeled as terrorists by a guy who's never met them. He pointed out how the NY Post writer wrote "Arabs in ski masks" did it... even tho if they wore ski masks, how could anyone know they were Arabs? He talks about how he's an Arab AMERICAN and yet he's persecuted simply because of his race.

Everyone's ancestors are immigrants and came to America and fought for people's freedoms. But Hassan notes that everytime something happens, Arabs are blamed. Plane crash? Arabs. A bomb? Arabs. Blackout two summers ago? Arabs. Hurricane Dennis? Arabs.

Crowd chants USA, and Hassan says that they can say what they want, but his name is Muhammad Hassan. He is an Arab American. But today, he is ashamed to be an American. It cuts off there.




But that was an awesome promo and basically killed any fears I had that they'd turn his character into a hypocrite. He brings up a lot of great points, and the crowd boos him like idiots. :lol: There was even a sign that said "Get the hell out of America Hassan."

Funny stuff, but definitely watch this promo. Hell, if anything, it's a perfect example of how to conduct a promo.

:y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 03:07 PM

doh.. LK beat me to it... sorta. :p

LK 07-13-2005 03:08 PM

Along with a recent Eddie promo, it is the best I have seen in a while.

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 03:11 PM

Fan 1: Wow. Hassan is bringing up a lot of good points.
Fan 2: Let's chant U.S.A. to show our undying love for our country, because he is Arab and he hates America!
Fan 1: Okay.

*starts a U.S.A. chant*

LK 07-13-2005 03:12 PM

If you watch another version Daivari gets on the mic and while he is talking Hassan rips up the article and spits on it.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mediahassan

M. Banana 07-13-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
Says he has been robbed of his rights to work, arabs are blamed for anything that goes wrong and he mentions an article in the New York post which talks about the guys who took Daivari, saying "how does he know they were even arabs?"

I was the first to call it.

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 03:21 PM

Kinda funny that his voice cracked when he said "IN SKI--in ski masks!!!" :lol:

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
If you watch another version Daivari gets on the mic and while he is talking Hassan rips up the article and spits on it.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mediahassan

Oh man, Daivari was getting MAD heat just for speaking in another language. :lol:

Hey Danny, what'd he say? :D

Savio 07-13-2005 03:27 PM

Yeah he always cracks. He's probably worried that some idiot in the crowd would try and shoot him.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:29 PM

The last true patriot. :D

As the morons shout USA.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:30 PM

I do like the "Arabs in ski masks" bit. :D

HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT THEY WERE ARABS?

Savio 07-13-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
If this was done in Canada, he'd probably say that they blame the Arabs for the NHL Lockout.

Or even the Montreal Screwjob.

"In fact it was probably the Arabs who screwed Bret Hart and not Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels!"

Haha Tiger Ali Sing or what ever his name is, was behind it.

Savio 07-13-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I do like the "Arabs in ski masks" bit. :D

HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT THEY WERE ARABS?

Because they were terrorists.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:32 PM

I blame the jews.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:33 PM

Americans don't care about First Amendment rights. As far as wrestling fans are concerned, America was founded by white people to escape the niggers and spics.

Savio 07-13-2005 03:43 PM

Minorities can only win championships uncleanly AKA Eddie guerro. I don't see why Rey is getting a push though I mean he's wearing a mask so he must be a terrorist.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Minorities can only win championships uncleanly AKA Eddie guerro. I don't see why Rey is getting a push though I mean he's wearing a mask so he must be a terrorist.

Naw. TErrorists don't get popped. Rey gets popped. Ergo...

Savio 07-13-2005 03:49 PM

Are you sure? Who's that flying Through the sky?" and every one know you can some how fold reys mask and make the twin towers.

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-13-2005 03:50 PM

Plus Eddy's secret could reveal Rey is a terrorist :O

PureHatred 07-13-2005 03:53 PM

So, do I get fantasy points for this, or not?

M. Banana 07-13-2005 03:54 PM

prolly

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Are you sure? Who's that flying Through the sky?" and every one know you can some how fold reys mask and make the twin towers.

Isn't it jumping out the sky? Wouldn't that make him one of the Americans leaping off the towers instead?

Savio 07-13-2005 04:00 PM

You know me I always get entrances wrong......STAY IN THE BACK!

Corkscrewed 07-13-2005 04:01 PM

Haha... throw in the fact that the Mexicools, who are hispanic like Rey, are advocating a revolution to overthrow the whites (i.e. real Americans)--an act that's just like Lenin calling the Communists to rebel (and everyone knows that those damn Reds are terrorists), and it's indisputable that Rey's secret is that he's really Osama Bin Laden!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Savio 07-13-2005 04:02 PM

Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 04:07 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/...ain/index.html

I DEMAND THAT THEY YANK SMACKDOWN TOMRROW NIGHT.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Well yeah, because the Satanists aren't behind 9-11, the london bombing, and the holocaust.

PureHatred 07-13-2005 04:47 PM

Might as well go all out and have Taker wear an Uncle Sam costume, ride a harley, call him the "All-American Bad-Ass" have him battle Hassan's stable The Axis of Evil and then beat him in a Battle for Democracy match with his new finisher "The ShocK & Awe."

Schoenauer 07-13-2005 04:51 PM

Nah, call it "The Stars and Stripes" so it's more American. It looks like my mother was right about what UPN stood for... Unified Poopyheads Network.

FourFifty 07-13-2005 05:01 PM

I <3 Hassan!

Batsu 07-13-2005 05:29 PM

This was AWESOME.

And UPN is not going to air this?!!

BULLSHIT!

KingofOldSchool 07-13-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Very good point made though, If Undertaker did and Druids came out and did the same thing the fans would be like "Awww how cute he prayed to satan to get people to strangle the terrorist"

Druids vs. The Terrorists in a Elimination match at the Survivor Series.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batsu
This was AWESOME.

And UPN is not going to air this?!!

BULLSHIT!

Perhaps the best promo he's cut. And they won't air it. God damn, those PC pussies are annoying.

Jaton 07-13-2005 06:05 PM

Yeah, one of the best promos ever.

I love how the crowd chants USA toward Hassan. Nevermind the fact that he publicly says "I AM AN AMERICAN!"

Jaton 07-13-2005 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Perhaps the best promo he's cut. And they won't air it. God damn, those PC pussies are annoying.



Yeah, and I believe what made it so good is that he was probably speaking his mind rather than lines fed to him.

Danny Electric 07-13-2005 06:07 PM

Awesome stuff.

Ok Daviari says that last week you all saw on the tv that i was carried to the back by some people and you thought that they were Arabs, you don't know they you were but you still say they were arabs, he(Hassan) is an Arab and I am an Arab. Just once listen to me, listen to Hassan, we are americans and we two know what they wrote here (points to the article on floor)

Hope that helps you out.

Danny Electric 07-13-2005 06:08 PM

Can I just say that I get goosebumps when I hear Hassan's music.
Not in the ring but he is definitely my number one guy.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 06:09 PM

How can Hassan be a heel now? Amazingly enough, he was still getting booed for bringing up good points. He is a heel because the fans, quite simply, are morons. All of those idiots sitting in the crowd were morons. They obviously didn't hear Hassan say he was an Arab-AMERICAN, and therefore chanted "U.S.A.". One week, we cry fowl that Hassan's character is turning hypocrit. Now, less than a week alter, Hassan turns the hypocrisy onto the crowd, who are made out to be even bigger hyprocrits than we could believe possible.

Best promo in a long time, IMO.

Batsu 07-13-2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Perhaps the best promo he's cut. And they won't air it. God damn, those PC pussies are annoying.

Absolutely. This is a perfect promo for Hassan's character; consistent with his original angle "I'm Arab AMERICAN -- stop judging me", despite being a generic cheating heel otherwise, he gets the cheap heat. Now it has some real world heat to go with it...

TerranRich 07-13-2005 06:11 PM

Hassan now gets the hyprocritical idiotic anti-anti-American heat.

Team Sheep 07-13-2005 06:12 PM

Do you think they'll show it on Velocity? Because, if I'm correct it was UPN who contacted WWE saying they didn't want Hassan on the show this week, but Velocity's on Spike.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 06:13 PM

No, because they have the Smackdown logo plastered all over the place in that segment. of course, they could easily say "footage taped for Smackdown but never allowed on the air...until now..."

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaton
Yeah, one of the best promos ever.

I love how the crowd chants USA toward Hassan. Nevermind the fact that he publicly says "I AM AN AMERICAN!"

The crowd is a bunch of idiots. :D

Jaton 07-13-2005 06:19 PM

No shit.

LK 07-13-2005 06:21 PM

I would love to ask the normal WWE fan why they boo whenever Daivari gets on the mic. They have no idea what he is saying, yet they still boo. Why?

Jaton 07-13-2005 06:26 PM

Now that I've rewatched the promo again, it leaves me wondering.

What if that promo was meant to be a face turn, but the fans just wouldn't accept it?

Jaton 07-13-2005 06:26 PM

Is that viable?

Danny Electric 07-13-2005 06:29 PM

To a certain extent, Hassan's future has always depened on crowd reaction.

By thw way I translated what Daviari said up there.

Jonster 07-13-2005 06:38 PM

Great promo.

Did anyone read what was on the parents site about the whole thing?

Dave Youell 07-13-2005 06:44 PM

That was awesome, let the shoots continue!

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
How can Hassan be a heel now? Amazingly enough, he was still getting booed for bringing up good points. He is a heel because the fans, quite simply, are morons. All of those idiots sitting in the crowd were morons. They obviously didn't hear Hassan say he was an Arab-AMERICAN, and therefore chanted "U.S.A.". One week, we cry fowl that Hassan's character is turning hypocrit. Now, less than a week alter, Hassan turns the hypocrisy onto the crowd, who are made out to be even bigger hyprocrits than we could believe possible.

Best promo in a long time, IMO.

Speaking the truth doesn't make you popular. They want to hear that America is perfect. God bless America. And the minute their prejudices were shown up...BOOOO USA!@ USA!

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
No, because they have the Smackdown logo plastered all over the place in that segment. of course, they could easily say "footage taped for Smackdown but never allowed on the air...until now..."

Volcity doesn't do new programming anymore, so the argument that it doens't say velocity is moot.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
I would love to ask the normal WWE fan why they boo whenever Daivari gets on the mic. They have no idea what he is saying, yet they still boo. Why?

He's a foreigner and flaunting ways strange to us.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Electric
To a certain extent, Hassan's future has always depened on crowd reaction.

By thw way I translated what Daviari said up there.

How many of those fans chanting USA do you think give a shit what he said, so much as the fact that he said it in "AYRAB?"

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonster
Great promo.

Did anyone read what was on the parents site about the whole thing?

Parents site?

Jonster 07-13-2005 06:51 PM

http://corporate.wwe.com/parents/overview.jsp

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonster

Like Lammy needed another way to look like an ass...

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 06:57 PM

I can't wait for Venis' heel turn now.

"You know, the big Valboski and Allah have a lot in common..."

Jonster 07-13-2005 07:01 PM

:lol:

Goulet 07-13-2005 07:02 PM

I don't want to offend any Americans posting here, but that promo made me very proud to be Canadian and not to be associated with the retards in that crowd

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.RobertGoulet
I don't want to offend any Americans posting here, but that promo made me very proud to be Canadian and not to be associated with the retards in that crowd

Don't worry.

Considering Canada's still got their knickers in a twist over BRet Hart, I don't think America's gonna be offended by you calling THEIR audience fanboys.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Because these henchmen wore masks and camouflage pants, and because Hassan is of Arab descent, some viewers may have leapt to the conclusion that these henchmen are terrorists. They are not, as our viewers will learn in future episodes.

Anyone who has followed the story of Mohammed Hassan knows that he is an American, born in Detroit, of Arab descent. He believes that since 9/11, he is being treated differently by his fellow Americans because of his Arab background. This has driven him to embrace his Arab roots, further estranging him from his fellow Americans. Many of the points Hassan raises have relevance to the prejudice of our society today. However, the way he goes about expressing these arguments is what turns people against him.
There ya go. Also: "Mohammed"? I thought it was "Muhammad". Pssh. Eh, whatever. Rakishi, Rikishi, tomato, tomato. :p

Jonster 07-13-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
There ya go.

That's the bit I mean.

Bixente 07-13-2005 07:12 PM

That promo almost made me cry...
 
Maybe it's crazy, but everything he said...I'm not even American (I'm an Aussie), but I got really emotional with what he said.

Hassan is definitely my favourite wrestler now.

Another thing that promo proved, more than anything: the fans are _______ :n:

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 07:12 PM

(Fanboys, what the fuck am I smoking?)

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
There ya go. Also: "Mohammed"? I thought it was "Muhammad". Pssh. Eh, whatever. Rakishi, Rikishi, tomato, tomato. :p

It was Mohammed before, then Muhammed, then Sean Morley.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 07:13 PM

Stupid ____ing _____! God____! You're _____in' right!

In all seriousness, I'm cheering for Hassan now too. Not that I cheer or boo wrestlers like marks do, but I'm rootin' for him now. :)

Lotus 07-13-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendkiller
I would love to ask the normal WWE fan why they boo whenever Daivari gets on the mic. They have no idea what he is saying, yet they still boo. Why?

Because that's what Vince wants.

Also, if they wanted ratings, WWE would air this promo. But I guess they're not interested in that and will just fill that time up with some Diva bullshit.

Dave Youell 07-13-2005 07:16 PM

I've seen 2 of the best worked shoot within 3 days of each other

Great! just great

Goulet 07-13-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Don't worry.

Considering Canada's still got their knickers in a twist over BRet Hart, I don't think America's gonna be offended by you calling THEIR audience fanboys.

Tous Chez,

Although personally I don't care about Bret Hart or the Survivor Series 97 incident (I honestly never did)... but as far as the average Canadian fan goes you hit it on the head... However when Hassan is cutting a promo like that berating the media and the RETARDS in that crowd just mindlessly chant USA...USA...USA even though Hassan CLEARLY SAYS he's an American, it would make me ashamed to be in that audience had I been.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 07:25 PM

I would be more than ashamed. I'd be lynched. I'd be the guy up front cheering him.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 07:36 PM

Who was it that brought up the fact that the crowd chanted "USA!" one time during a match and nether of the 4 competitors were American?

Bixente 07-13-2005 07:41 PM

Is there any way to d/load this to my desktop? Whenever I want to watch it again, it has to rebuffer...

Danny Electric 07-13-2005 07:42 PM

I would love to be in that arena cheering for him, love to hear some remarks to me. Then I'll teel them I'm a British-Iranian, see what they say then.

LK 07-13-2005 07:47 PM

They would call you an evil terrorist who hates freedom

LK 07-13-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
Who was it that brought up the fact that the crowd chanted "USA!" one time during a match and nether of the 4 competitors were American?

I believe this was a tag match between Edge/Benoit and La Resistance and the only American in the ring was Rob Conway.

M. Banana 07-13-2005 08:07 PM

Wonder what all the marks are going to think about this.

Showing clips from Thursday's SmackDown... on Wednesday!!! ZOMG

Savio 07-13-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
Who was it that brought up the fact that the crowd chanted "USA!" one time during a match and nether of the 4 competitors were American?

I remember the crowd was chanting "USA" when it was Brock, Angle and Hogan vs Big show and W.G.T.T.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
Who was it that brought up the fact that the crowd chanted "USA!" one time during a match and nether of the 4 competitors were American?

You're probably thinking of me. La Res vs Edge and Benoit. The only guy who was American was Conway (Who wasn't listed as from the US anyway), and they were cheering the Canadian faces with "USA! USA!"

Shadow 07-13-2005 08:32 PM

Once again Vince has turned controversy into great TV. Or in this case, great internet.

Hired Hitman 07-13-2005 09:09 PM

How could the crowd not cheer for Muhammad Hassan after that, he is 100% correct, he was telling the truth, I guess we can rely on the "American" Crowd to boo Hassan because he is telling the truth/Arabian.

That promo made me hate America. :D

Loose Cannon 07-13-2005 09:18 PM

Wow, what a promo. I love that. Fired right back at idiotic writers and the fans. Excellent stuff.

Loose Cannon 07-13-2005 09:21 PM

Woah, check out the heat Daivari got. jesus christ.

shawn112233 07-13-2005 10:15 PM

I wonder how the crowd would react to Hassan if Smackdown! were in another country like Canada...

u03gks 07-13-2005 10:36 PM

See, this is my only problem with the Hassan gimmick so far. When he 'performs' in an arena not in the States he should play up to the local crowd and further berate his treatment in America and perhaps state he wished America was more like, for example, Canada. Kinda how Bret Hart was a heel only in the US and a face elsewhere back in the day.

Great promo though.

TerranRich 07-13-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
You're probably thinking of me. La Res vs Edge and Benoit. The only guy who was American was Conway (Who wasn't listed as from the US anyway), and they were cheering the Canadian faces with "USA! USA!"

THAT'S the one! I find that infintely hilarious to this very day. Marks are idiots. :yes:

Goulet 07-13-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
THAT'S the one! I find that infintely hilarious to this very day. Marks are idiots. :yes:

They've been doing that for years... I remember at Wrestlemania IX when it was Bret Hart Vs. Yokozuna and the morons were chanting USA...USA...USA and Heenan made the comment that Yoko was Japanese and Hart was Canadian

TerranRich 07-13-2005 11:01 PM

Okay, so there were several that I was thinking of.

Man, Bobby Heenan is the best.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hired Hitman
How could the crowd not cheer for Muhammad Hassan after that, he is 100% correct, he was telling the truth, I guess we can rely on the "American" Crowd to boo Hassan because he is telling the truth/Arabian.

That promo made me hate America. :D

It's not because he's telling the truth, it's because he's telling an unpopular truth. Nobody (In this country) wants to admit that we're treating our own citizens unjustly, and nobody wants to be shown up for assuming those fat white guys were arab terrorists.

It's less about the truth and more about what we want to hear.

Kane Knight 07-13-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
THAT'S the one! I find that infintely hilarious to this very day. Marks are idiots. :yes:

And they will likely continue to be.

KingofOldSchool 07-14-2005 12:03 AM

I should goto a Smackdown event wearing a turban.

Kane Knight 07-14-2005 12:11 AM

That'd be funny...Until they killed you.

KingofOldSchool 07-14-2005 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
That'd be funny...Until they killed you.

I'd be on a Wrestling Jihad.
:shifty:

KingofOldSchool 07-14-2005 12:15 AM

*watches what I say or I'll have the Federal Bureau of Idiots coming to my job*


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