Official Raw Thread (7/18): Will Hogan Accept?
 

beat me to it :o

dunno steel cage, I am sure there is some "miraculous" way Matt Hardy will get in.

Maybe the lights will go out and Hardy will "appear" in the face.

Weren't you complaining when I put up the Raw thread at 7 :shifty: ?

lol, honestly, the reason I didn't beat you to posting this thread, is becfause I thought the mighty Koos would come and flame me, just like he did The Answer, one week before. But, then you posted...

whoa what a coinckydink

I was joking.

Get a grip.

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Since they're going for a shoot kind of thing, I think he's just going to jump the barricade, beat the shit out of security and climb the cage as Edge celebrates his winning. By the time Matt gets into the ring, Kane will be up the ramp, and Matt will lock the cage door shut with a lock and chain. Then he just goes off on Edge until security breaks the lock and cuffs him again.

That's how I see it, anyway.

And once again, Cena is an afterthought. Not since Goldberg has the WWE killed someone's heat so quickly.

And Triple H has nothing to do with it!

seems early, but ah well. I forgot if I'm supposed to be hyped for this Raw or not

It's not that early, really. And I would be soooo happy if Hogan just declined the challenge and never set foot in a ring again.

that I can actually agree on you with

I wouldn't mind seeing hogan in like a managerial role, kinda like flair

why so he can overshadow them and steal their spotlight?

As a manager, what kind of advice would he give:

"OK, brother, here's the plan. First, let him hit you with everything he's got for about 15 minutes. Then, start shaking like you've got the palsy and wandering around the ring. Then, at the last possible second, block a big right hand and point at him. That's right, point...It works every time."

they kind of did that while he was on SmackDown, as well.

Either the WWE doesn't want him to be popular, or they feel that comfortable in his staying power.

Oh, and just so I get it out there: I'm hoping for some rep tonight. I want a third green nod next to my name tonight, lol.

haha, I remeber when I was a youngin', I used to post in the RAW threads just so Joey Radd could rep me. LOL

"Will hogan accept the challenge?"

Why do i envisage thousands of marks on the edges of their seats not knowing the answer. :shifty:

because you're not suppose to know that Hogan will accept.

:shifty: whoops

well if you get a dot then I should get a new one

The hard part to believe about that is that I've been on this board since 01. I've just started to get up my post count recently. If I posted this often back then, I would've had Kane Knight's post count by now.

Gee, I wonder if a certain Sensai will make an appearance and live for the moment and teach a certain feces and Amy about a twist of fate ???

.... Any more subtle and it be posted on a blog on my popular website for all to see.

like who's christians? carlito? and the newest............... boogerman? christian will never be in the big league, hes too small and he wears a diaper. carlito is a good talker but hasn't been around enough for me to respect and boogerman.......well yeah. hogan is entertaining if he is on more people will watch. unlike the diva search.

boogerman? Am I missing something?

Which I am hoping they get rid of Simona tonight. She's the only one I see that makes a half-unwatchable segment into the most wretched POS I've ever witnessed.

Hogan sucks get over it.. he's riding a gimmick that died 6 years ago, Fans are just to stupid to realize it.

6 years ago? I thought it was longer

I'm sorry. Which Smackdown were you watching? Cena usually opened the show or at least cut a decent sized promo, had at least one more appearance, and then almost always wrestled in the main event. The shows were built around him.

This is just like Benoit's treatment after WM20. He's not used. Out of sight out of mind is the quickest way to kill someone's heat. And then when the crowd turns lukewarm towards him, its his "fault." And Triple h steps in to once again "save the ratings." :nono: :nono:

I hate to sound like the typical paranoid Triple H hater, but there's just no logical reasoning behind the way Cena's being used.

sorry, boogie man?

nah I like Simona. She is the "hottest" one methinks. her or elisabeth.


what. :shifty:

SuperSlim is right.. it's been dead for 20 years.

I can remember the SmackDown shows centered around a certain storyline that didn't involve Cena, and then Cena comes in, does a promo or something (usually with JBL), and then we never hear about him for the rest of the night unless it was a PPV rundown or something like that.

If you want to push a champion or a soon-to-be champ that much, I would hope you would want to center you're shows around the main event match for your PPVs instead of your midcards. Of course, maybe that would be a double-edged sword, as no one would really like the midcards being put on the back burner like that, but it seemed as if the WWE Title was just nothing to get that excited about, to me, anyway.

Ashley or Elisabeth better win

Yeah, she may be hot, but her personallity fucking sucks. She's the only one in that bunch that EVERYONE boos. The others I can at least hear SOME cheers for.

And like Ashely showing off a few wrestling moves or not, I like that she's not afraid to put herself out like that (and gutter minds need not apply here on that last statement, mind you :p ).

If I see any posing tonight by Hogan i'll be pissed...

well him and hbk have the same haircut

he has to. that's his gimmick isn't it?

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ...corrected. Assley WILL win. And to correct the other comment, the gimmick has been dead 15 years, 6 months now, not 20 years.

Be careful. He may have planted a tracking device on your computer to monitor everything you're doing, just so he knows you're doing what you're supposed to do.

(Anyone who watched the first episode of Hogan Knows Best will know what I'm talking about).

what the posing gimmick? yeah it has been

so has his THe Thing imitation

internet fans love the midcarders, hate the top guys until the midcarder is a top guy then they hate him too.lol doesn't that sum it up?

pretty sad that's his gimmick, I just can't win tonight... :'(

If it was my choice, Hogan would go back to his Voodoo Child theme. I kind of enjoyed that one he was using. It was that sort of entrance music that had you knowing that a master was about to enter the wrestling ring or something.

Dunno. Just enjoyed him using that instead of the "Real American" thing.

Well you know somethin dude, the HUlkster is gonna make it all better for you tonight brother. The Hulkster is gonna do what he does best brother. That's rip his shirt off, show off my gut and flex my muscles for the fans to cheer and chant my name for fifteen minutes.

But that's not all dude. The Hulkster is also gonna make his trademark air guitar entrance. The HUlkster is no longer a Real American but he likes to pretend he is. But Above all brother. The HUlkster is going to make your night tonight by accepting that punk's challenge and drop the leg at Summer Slam.

Now whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons run wild on youuuuuu.

How much does a hitman go for nowadays?

when is macho going to be in the HAF?

depends. if you want a nice and neat not too bloody job then top dollar, if you want a sloppy job then not too much.

call new jack and find out.

I'll give you a discount. just tell me who and how

WHO: Chris Masters
HOW: Chisel him to death

I want to see mark henry come out and answer the challenge

BTW Vampiro he'll be in the Hall Of Fame when he sells a record

hmmmm I'll see what we can do

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I'm gettin ready for tonight

macho owns all

Tonights Raw will consist of

Cena promo -5 Minutes
Hogan accepting HBKs Challange,+ posing- 30 minutes
Diva Search- 20 Minutes
Edge Vs. Kane- 5 Minutes

that about sums up Raw.

From what I gather there will be another Diva trash talking segment like last year when they all went skits on each other.

and this one will suck majorly

bischoff yelling at cena-10 minutes, cena rapping at bischoff-3 hours

It should be Ashley who wins this damn thing. She can then kick Christy's ass and be a real Diva.

"Ladies and gentlemen, CHRIS MASTERS!"

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I remember one night I was watching Raw and Triple H was pulling one of his " I am the game " promos and I fell asleep during it... missed the rest of Raw.

That ever happen to someone? Just fall asleep during Raw?

You sure that was only one night and not every week he did that?

and gillberg comes out to answer the challenge. wow

This thread is gonna be 3 pages before Raw even starts...

yeah it was during some Triple H segment

looks like we got a goal to shoot for :D

Nah it happend a couple of times... If you're having trouble sleeping, just watch a Triple H promo... It'll knock you right out. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

I'm ordering pizza for tonight.

I have to think that JR is going to be making some reference to pizza tonight because I'm ordering it.

yep

let's reach that 3rd page

Triple H = Melatonin
Maria = Viagra

Lets see how many food references JR makes tonight.

hoping something out of the ordinary happens tonight. yeah right

I'm waitin for some hot chicks to show up on my TV

nip slip

No. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

I'm guessing 15 food references.

PAGE 3!!!

WOOOOOO page 3... and we still have 14 minutes till Raw starts.

lets see how many moves jr calles the wrong name.

For some reason, I'm beginning to think that we should refer to JR as Don Vito from Viva La Bam: A fat ass that you can hardly understand what the fuck he's saying.

iin the first hour

what about the second

Is Ashley the 'punk'

let's see that fourth page

er... i mean 12. :shifty:

yeah she's teh cool punk lookin chick

fuck that post was wayyyyy out of order...

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Rep for whoever has post #100

She's probably the best of a real bad bunch

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