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Vince McMahon has Major Announcement tonight?
On the WWE main page it says that McMahon has a major announcement tonight....
Could this be him announcing that Hardy is getting a contract? Thats the only thing I can think of as of right now... What do yall think it might be? |
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A - Hassan is coming back to Raw or B - Raw is going back to the USA network</font> |
oh yea...forgot about the going back to USA...
I guess the people who dont look on the net have no clue yet about it |
I think it's the fact that Lesnar finally signed
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...Lesnar getting signed, Hardy getting signed, RAW going to USA, Hassan going to RAW, Vince balls arn't actually the size of grapefruits...it could be any number of things.
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Hogan signing the 20 year deal.... :shifty:
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I hope he's there in person, and not just on the Titan-Tron. I'm 11 rows up off the floor directly across from the ring, and if Vince is there in person I will sooooo mark out.
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That HE is Dominic's father.
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Stephanie is adopted.
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Triple H and Stephanie are really brother and sister :shifty:
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He paided Vince Russo to kill WCW.
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Vince: Shane is taking over WWE and I am stepping down
HHH & Steph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
I honestly don't see him announcing Hardy's contract, unless it's multiple announcements.
It probably WILL be multiple, I don't see Vince coming out, saying 'we got a deal with USA, go us' and leave. It will probably be the USA deal and Brock signing. Or, maybe when he announces they're going back to USA, Hassan's music hits and he 'terrorizes' Vince and announces that he's now on RAW. Then he says that USA is a real American network because they're going to let him back on RAW. :shifty: |
He is backing a small time indy fed called TNA and he will now bring in all their top stars as jobbers.
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Wrestling is real
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Vince: Triple H was never in charge. Stephanie never married him. I'M TRYING TO RUN THE WWE INTO THE GROUND, AND THAT'S WHY, ALL THIS TIME, THESE MEN HAVE BEEN WRITING OUR SHOWS!
*Vince Russo, Hulk Hogan, and Kevin Nash come out.* Smarks: .....Well, fuck us... Vince: AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I WAS BEHIND WCW ALL ALONG! YOU SEE, I'M REALLY... *Tears off mask* TED TURNER! HOW DO YOU THINK I COULD AFFORD TAKING THE COMPANY OFF OF VINCE MCMAHON WAY BACK WHEN!? THERE IS NO VINCE MCMAHON JR, ONLY TED TURNER! RAWR! |
crap... I didn't notice this thread posted, so I put my reply in Red Hot Scott's thread.
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VINCE: Now, as you know, I have a big announcement. I am please to say--
ALLEYEELAYEELAYEEYAYEELAYEEYAA!!!! HASSAN: ONCE AGAIN, I AM BEING PERSECUTED BY YOU!!! YOU COME HERE AND TRY TO UPSTAGE MY RETUR-- VINCE: Actually, I was just going to announce Raw's acquisition of you and Daivari and how you're back. HASSAN: Oh. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/redfacenew.gif |
I see the Shadow Conspiracy is running rampet...wait!
Vince: I am here, on RAW, to tell you the truth. The man known only as Shadow is...100% correct. |
As much as I would love for Hassan to return I dont think they would bring him back this soon...I mean they made it so Taker powerbombed him through a stage and then said on the website that he was badly injured...
Does McMahon think we are dumb enough to think he is OK after just a few weeks? you know what...dont answer that |
In all seriousness. I hope he shoots on UPN and all the bastards that forced the Hassan charachter off my television. I hope he rips them a new one with that ' I'm Vince McMahon and i dont give a fuck ' attitude. If he does that. He'll be my hero.
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Lesnar would make the most sense, it's the biggest announcment they could make right about now.
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Tonight is the night where raw beats gunsmoke for most aired shows or whatever so it could be something stupid like that
Or maybe something on Matt Hardy like he his tired of Hardy running in so he hired him back cus if u watched heat last night they didnt show the run in from raw but they did finally mention matt's name Coach said arent u tired of seeing Matt Hardy |
:shifty: He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. :shifty:
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He's gonna inject poison into the WWF with a lethal dose of NWO ?????
.... :shifty: WHAT?! |
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Vince: Now, please welcome MY SO - er, TRIPLE H! |
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Forgot all about that untill you said it but I guess hes gonna come out and mention that WWE has made history...then perhaps he will make one more announcement. |
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Vince has the best markout music in the WWE. It is always awesome when "No Chance" hits.
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It will probably be multiple. At least USA, Gunsmoke, and Brock and/or Matt.
And yeah, Vince does have the best mark out music. When 'No Chance' hits, something is about to go down, and it's going to be BIG. |
POTENTIAL RAW SPOILER, HIGHLIGHT TO READ
Tatanka is backstage at Mohegan Sun (why an Indian is at a casino I don't have the slightest idea) Anyways WWE was trying to track him down this weekend, so he might show up on TV tonight |
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Two words: Diva's Search. :nono: Remember last year's segment with Kamala? I can only hope that I'm wrong on this. |
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Hassan, going to USA, Lesner, Hardy one of those...or smackdown will merge with RAW soon
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Either Lesnar or Hardy.
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It says 'MAJOR' major has to be something to do with the show, not superstars. Perhaps with the likeliness of SD! getting cancelled, he'll say.
VINCE: Once our contract expires, Raw and Smackdown will be going to the USA network, together...as one show. I am rejoining the brands of Raw and Smackdown to create, a new original raw. We're gonna see new rivalries, new feuds in all one show!!! Possibly...or.... VINCE: I have decided to retire as chairman of WWE, please let me welcome, my successor... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME.... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( |
Two words:
Al Wilson |
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it better not be Hardy. The novelty has worn off. Who gives a fuck. Probably V1 fanboys. But if thats the huge announcement, meh
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This is mad offtopic but I will bet my life RVD interferes in The Cena/Carlito match
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V ONE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I hope it's a number of things. He could drop the little Gunsmoke thing to start off his promo. Then he can move into USA, UPN, before announcing some superstar dealings.
Muhammad Hassan is back on RAW (altough injured), Daivari will remain on SmackDown!, Lesnar has signed a WWE contract, Matt Hardy has signed a WWE contract, Kane is now on SmackDown!, Jamie Noble has signed a WWE contract, Spanky has signed a WWE contract, CM Punk has signed a WWE contract, Matt Striker, Slyck Wagner Brown, April Hunter, Alexis Laree, the condition of Trish Stratus, etc. Have the Lesnar anouncement go on last so he can introduce the youngest WWE Champion of all-time, and we can get Lesnar in person. Regardless of whether he is being cheered or booed, Shelton Benjamin comes out, and says he knows Lesnar will want to go to SD!, but with Vince's blessing, he hopes the Minnesota Stretching Crew can have a match together later that night. We get Brock Lesnar vs. Shelton Benjamin signed, and everything is hunky-dory. I'm actually hoping Shelton Benjamin interferes in the Cena/Carlito match. He needs the attention more. Benjamin and Carlito still have that No DQ, No Countout match to have yet. |
What is all this Gunsmoke thing about?
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April Hunter? Manly looking women with huge implants are back? The E really is doing it old school_style.
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Vince : I'm here to announce the return of the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLrrrrgghhh
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Slyck Wagner Brown!!!!
Don't hate, appreciate |
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OK THIS IS FUCKED UP. I might not watch if i saw correctly what i saw. Rob Schneider is gunna be on raw? What was Carrot Top busy? God Dammit.
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Maybe he's announcing that he finally woke up after all these years and says that the Diva Search is shit, he's misusing alot of good talent and Triple H is doing bad things. :wave: Nervous Ferret for WWE Pres.
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Sick :cool:
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That he's gay?
But seriously, I thought RAW beat Gunsmoke last week, and they had something on wwe.com about it already, so I don't think that's it (I'm almost gonna guarantee that this isn't the announcement). Maybe the USA Network thing, I'm guessing. I don't think Lesner is the announcement, because everything I'm reading is hinting Lesner going to SmackDown, and it would confuse people to have Lesner's returned be announced on RAW if he's going to SD (which I'm hoping they do to fill in for Hassan). Or maybe....that he IS gay? |
Vince will reveal that he is really the Boogey-man.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9285/boogey6of.jpg |
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They'll screw up and make it on HHH
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Hm, i don't think hogans ever had as much hair in his life as he did in the cartoon. :?: |
But he's had more muscle...
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Question: Aren't there soap operas or something that have more episodes. I thinking more England here.
Or is it for once a week stuff? |
bjarni
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What?
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He said weekly programming. |
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