Bret Hart returning?
 

On the front page of wwe.com it says Bret Hart is meeting with WWE officials today at 4pm

Hooo-leee shit! You wudn't whistlin' dixie. That dare Hitman is a-comin' back! Whooooo!!



:shifty:

and at 4:01 pm Vince has hired SWAT to sit on the roof of the building opposite Titan Towers with snipers....

...y'know, just in case :shifty:

In 10 hours they'll report that he left and declined the contract offer after meeting with his personal lawyer... :shifty:

They're undoubtedly meeting...about the upcoming DVD.

He's going to sign up in Brock's stead. :shifty:

Fuck I hope he signs, I miss the Hit the Bretman Hart :(

*Starts up my mark out machine*

Wouldn't be the first time Vince got snipers for Bret Hart.

Tonight on the evening news...

News woman: Wrestler Shawn Michaels was seen with pigs flying out of his ass as he shook Bret Hart's hand. And on a related note, the center core of the earth seemed to drop below 32 degrees at the exact moment that Vince McMahon apologized to Mr. Hart.

Wow. I went to WWE.com this morning not expecting anything really, but then Bret's pic appeared and I was just :eek:

Then I realized it's probably just for the DVD.

don't get your hopes up.

This is all ebing doen as a gift for Trips:

Vince: Say, Hunter, i wanted to get you something specila for your big retuirn on Raw.

HHH: Well, dad, I've already had all the biggest names in wrestling do the job for me..except for one. But this guy...you might not like signing him...

Vince; For my son, anything goes!!!

:p Triple H has already defeated Bret Hart.

Wow, what are the odds?

Ahh, but not cleanly.

Hart has beat his ass clean a few times.:y:

Shawn shaking Bret's hand 500/1
Vince apologising to Bret 750/1
The earth freezing-over 800/1

Pigs emerging from HBK's anal cavity? 2/1 fav

Seeing Hart on TV in any shape or form will set it off, so providing I get a glimpse of him, it's going off 1000%

OMFG, I would mark out just to see him sit in the audience. Bret FKN Hart baby! I wish he could still wrestle :(

Fuck WWF "The Generation" & "Attitude" ...WWE "Retro" is knocking on the door

it would be good for him to get involved in the hogan match

Former WWE Champion Bret Hart has arrived at WWE Headquarters. The “Hit Man” will be meeting with WWE officials regarding the possibility of an upcoming DVD. Hart will be in Stamford for the remainder of the week. WWE.com will have further updates as more information becomes available.

HE IS ACTUALLY THERE!

Come on, wwe.com..... SHOW US SOME PICTURES

I'd stick £100 on Shawn shaking Bret's hand.

I literally had to go poop the moment I read that. I think that was the first time someone actually shocked the shit out of me.

I would love to have seen a Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle marathon match

BRET WILL NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN, ITS OVER!

By that logic, Triple H hasn't beaten Goldberg straight up either.

What Bret doesn't know is that the DVD will be very short. Only featuring his loss to HBK at WM12, and Montreal. I will not be buying that DVD.

It's not logic. It's a clear as day factoid.

Well, that's an hour and a half, anyways. Not horrible. ;)

I cant imagine Bret volunteering for a piece on just that anyways..but I really do hope they release different dvd's about him.

Who knows, he might sign now that Hebners gone. :shifty:

Since Bret can't wrestle anymore, what would you all think of a return in a non-wrestling role? Would it be demeaning for a legend like Bret Hart to return to the company that screwed him in a small capacity? Or would it just be awesome?

I personally wouldn't mind seeing Bret as the GM of Smackdown. It could lead to some interesting angles and we all know SD needs more star power. Hell, I'd even like for him to relieve Jerry Lawler or Jim Ross at the announce table.

Hogan pins Michaels after the Big Leg and gets the three count. Suddenly, the guitar squeal hits the speakers, and the 1/10 of the audience that knows what that means anymore go absolutely bonkers. He comes down to the ring, grabs a microphone and says that there was a slow count (despite the fact that there clearly wasn't) and that the match has to be re-started (despite the fact that he has no authority storyline-wise). Shocked, Hogan turns around right into the SCM and gets pinned.

As their Janitor, Chris Benoit.

Since HBK is heel and a some people are expecting Bret Hart to return.Why not do this at some point? :shifty:
http://content.ytmnd.com//80000/80187/sound.mp3

Maybe they did it already,I dunno. That should get him 'heat'.

Hart can come back and manage Matt Hardy. :shifty:

:D Nice one.

Fuck, I hate Bill Goldberg.

Apparently Bret Hart now has a wwe profile page up on wwe.com.

He does indeed
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/bretha...thart/profile/

It's eathier for the Hall or the DVD or both. Or maybe nothing. They have the right to put whomever's profile they want on thier site, so that really says nothing.

Someone will probably ask him straight up at the Q & A session on Aug 21 at the Fanfest thing, so we'll se what he says.

Bret Hart and WWE have agreed on a deal for an upcoming DVD chronicling the amazing career of the Hit Man. Bret will be in Stamford over the next several days working on the DVD.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/tou.../29062/1062526

:love:

Beautiful

Good to hear. I know that's something Bret really wanted and I'm glad he's going to get it.

So will the WWE still go with the "Screwed: The Bret Hart Story" title for the DVD? Or will they change the name now that Bret is officially on board with taking part in the project...

:drool:

If they have a profile for Bret Hart, I'm wondering if he'll ever make an appearance. That would be...uh....ah... :drool: :y: :y: :y: :D

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...364/080505.jpg

That's just crazy, I never thought I'd see that

Proof that McMahon will do anything for money and that his dollar can buy forgiveness...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hol...erS170x125.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...ischvince1.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...364/080505.jpg

Wonder what his onscreen role will be. Animal's wrestling, Hogan's...Wre...I can't call it wrestling...Hogan's POSING...Bret could be a promoter, a guest ref, or an announcer...Perhaps a manager...

Vince (To self): I knew he'd come crawling back.

Bret (To self): IT BURNS!

He can't take any bumps...that REALLY limits anything he can do from reffing, or managering...and I don't think Bret would want to do anything in the wrestling world BUT wrestle, so I don't think he will do much more then simply go to Hall of Fame, make a WrestleMania appearence, give a heart felt thank you to everyone who made his dream possible, and retire with dignity...which is the way it should be done.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...364/080505.jpg


SATAN: BRING ME A SWEATER!

Maybe they'll make him the head ref now that Hebner is gone. Bret can say it's so that what happened to him won't happen to anyone ever again.

Knowing Vince, Bret will come out during Hogan/Shawn at SummerSlam, make it look like he's going to hit Shawn, and hit Hogan. Vince comes out, all three hug, and Vince cuts a promo on how the ENTIRE wrestling world was fooled and it was the biggest work in the history of wrestling.

As weird as that would be, I would mark out like crazy and come to worship Bret as the greatest heel of all time for making me hate his whiny guts for eight years.

I jsut want to get my hands on that dvd when it's done...Bret is my fave wrestler of all time

I really think Bret Hart making some appearances would be awesome. Can you image Bret Hart managing Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy, Chris Benoit, Christian, Sylvain Grenier, Val Venis & Trish Stratus all at once. :love:

Matt Hardy's just in there because he's playing the screwed storyline.

But seriously, though, there is some serious money to be made from Bret Hart. Can you imagine him costing Shawn Michaels his match to Hogan at Summerslam, then costing John Cena the WWE Title to Chris Jericho (won't happen, but I can dream), then John Cena and Shawn Michaels having a feud, both not trusting or liking Bret Hart, only for The Hitman to be made Special Guest Referee. The only the only thing is that he can't bump, which would sota be a problem, but oh well. A match without a ref bump doesn't sound that bad to me.

By the way, from WWE.com's Bret Hart bio:

Despite the premature end of his wrestling career, Hart remains one of the biggest names in the world of sports-entertainment. A mere sighting of Hart at WWE Headquarters in August 2005, (regarding the production of an upcoming DVD), sent WWE fans across the Internet into a frenzy.

Internet fans! *Marks the fuck out!* :love:

I think I just saw a pig flying outside

Wow...just...wow.

I am in a state of orgasmia.


:love:

Oh God it is not that unbelievable, Bret has to make money, and Vince controls everything.

Here's a little something I've just made.:D

http://bretandvinceinhell.ytmnd.com/

Whats the music in that called? Sounds familiar.

I don't know the name of it, but I recognize it from Newgrounds.com, if you're the user who makes the final protection vote on a new portal item on there, you get it.

Ah, there we go. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/portal_protect.swf

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...364/080505.jpg

A sad day for Pittsburgh.
Jeremy C. Hallowell (Pittsburgh Chronicle)

PITTSBURGH - In a matter of minutes, everything changed. Both The Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots, two teams considered by many to be favorites to win Super Bowl XL, have officially surrendered the season and forfeited all the season's games.

"First Hines, now this." Steelers Linebacker Joey Porter said at a press conference. "I can't believe it."

What Porter is talking about was the announcement that the temperature of the Earth's core met, and exceeded, 32 degrees Fahrenheit earlier today.

"I thought we and Pittsburgh would meet in the AFC Title game, and the winner would win the Super Bowl," Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady stated. "I was actually looking forward to it. It's a shame that won't happen now."

Geologists aren't certain of the cause, but it's believed to have started in Stanford, Connecticut, when former wrestler Bret "Hitman" Hart met with WWE Owner Vincent K. McMahon at Titan Towers.

"At some point, Hart and McMahon actually shook hands" Dr. Craig I. MacLeod of the Pittsburgh Geological Institute. "This led to several adverse effects, such as the core temperature of Earth dropping. In essence, Hell froze over."

The Cleveland Browns will be getting their rings in a ceremony August 10th. Meanwhile, Other people are left to deal with the other effects, such as gas prices dropping under $1.00 a gallon, finding the plot in Dukes of Hazard, Keshawn Johnson talked about someone not named Keshawn Johnson, Kane Knight not Neg Repping a Highlander post, President Bush telling the truth, a heterosexual couple moving to San Francisco, and several other effects.

"There is one positive effect, however," said Pittsburgh resident Ira Pickenpaugh. "The Pirates are surefire bets to come back and win the World Series. And heck, someone may watch the Penguins!"

LMFAO!

Jericho already took that job over.. didn't you notice him reffing the last two main events..

:lol:

Ironic, since the Pats were such a longshot just a few years ago.

Hell has offically frozen over for real

Mon, Aug 15 WWE Presents RAW - Montreal, Canada

I would mark out like ive never marked out

btw people, check out BretHart.com, it's pretty much official, it will be called "The Bret Hart Story: The best there is, was and ever will be."

Not Screwed: The Bret Hart Story.

It has info on the dvd there.

What you wanna bet it would have been "Screwed" had he not agreed?

Someone was blackmailed...

If that's the case, that just shows you the immature depths that Vince will sink to.:yes:

Hence the Warrior dvd title.

I think the Warrior DVD title showed us this first. Especially since it's the reason I thought of the possibility.

I wouldn't even mention it EXCEPT for the Warrior disc. I never thought even VINCE could be that petty.

Well there is no denying he is a ruthless businessman and pretty shrewd. He goes a bit over the top I must say.
But the blackmail theory kinda holds water. It may not have been announced as such, but it's pretty suggestive or rather implied. An interesting way of making a different side join him to make earning money easier.

He's VERY over the top. But what do you expect from the entertainment business?

Especially since Linda's the ugliest "Beard" I've ever seen. :D

As Zen V.w.o. stated already August 15th Raw is in Montreal.

Hogan and Michaels are both scheduled to appear.

I may have to hop in my car and take a 6 hour drive.

That's about a 10-12 hour drive for me. If I had reliable sources telling me Hart was scheduled to make an appearance (and if I didn't work/go to school/have a life) I'd drive up there just to watch it.

what are you talkin about, you don't have a life :p

My face is frozen in happiness.