Bringing back Eugene
 

Storyline suggestion:

After a few weeks, have a segment where good ol' Christy walks up to Uncle Eric and asks him where Eugene is at. EB responds by saying Eugene is going through some radical genetic/electrical/whatever therapy and should be back soon.

Eugene comes back, but he looks radically different. Hair cut, shaved...normal. Bu the acts a little off; he snaps at people who refer to him as Eugene ("It's GENE Dinsmore " he says)..stuff like that. he even picks up a copuple wins with some illegal moves..nothing overt, though.

Christy Hemme however doens't really notice. And we get a scene backstage where she tells (eu)Gene how much she appreciates all the times he's been there for her and that she really cars for him. Hopefully...they can be more than 'just firends' The tow embrace and the camera pans back, where Gene gives us a conniving smile.

Next week, we see Christy walking backstage to Gene's locker room. He opens the door, looking like he just ran a marathon. Christy says that "I know you're getting ready for your match, i just wanted to thank you for last night..it was AMAZING." Clearly, Gene lays the pipe. But as she walks off, Torrie or some other heel diva walks up behind him in a state of undres and asks "Who was that?" "Nobody. C'mon...we still got a couple minutes bfore the match" Again...Gene lays the pipe.

Thatnight, Gene teams up with Shelton to get a win over some damn team...Gene cheats and Shelton isn't too pleased. They argue after the
match.

Next week, Christy walks in on a diva bullshit session. They're all laughing at something,. Christy wonders what..."Honey, we have to tell you something about your boyfriend" Women can't keep their mouth shut.

Later on, we see Gene embabrassing whichever girl was in his dressing room last week. This wasn't a relationship thing, clearly Gene is just a heartbreaking dirt bag.

After a match, Christy confronts Gene, maybe even playing a video of some of their happier moments when he was retarded. She pours her heart out to him.,..he responds by teasing the reunion, then bitch-slapping her. It looks likes he's about to beat her into the ground when Shelton makes the save (face pop!).

I'm writing this out quick, but this would turn Eugene heel, we'd get to see a feud between the real Dinsmore and Benjamin, which would be genius in the ring...plus if Dinsmore can be effective playing a tard I think he has the chops to add little nuances like a heel Gene being "not quite right" like the therapy didn't stick all the time like it should. Plus, as Shelton heklps out Christy, a relationship develops and we get the obligatory angry redneck reaction to a mixed couple ...always entertaining.

Nick (Gene) Dinsmore vs Shelton would be pure gold.

Only way this works is if Christy's on RAW...wait...she got traded.

Something tells me we'll get Eugene return as Nick Dinsmore on RAW without any explaination, or he'll join Christy Hemme on SD! for no logical reason other than "Eric Bischoff fired him". I personally would like to see a Chris Benoit vs. Nick Dinsmore feud for the WWE United States Championship. It would all ride on how effectively the writing team gets him out of the Eugene character, though.

Just do a "Shoot."

"Eric Bischoff made me act that way. He told me it was play a retard or get out of his office."

Of course, yoou'd have to explain why his sister was okay with that, but there's a lot of ways you can do that.

Didn't somebody make a thread about this? Wait, wasn't that somebody...me??

If he did drop the retard gimmick, he would need some kind of name...

Nick Dinsmore is not a good name and will not cut it.

I think it's pretty shit, leaves no room for chants. He need's a nickname. If he woulden't have been "Eugene" I dont think even half the people would have gave a shit if some random named Nick Dinsmore just came down and wrestled.

Though Eugene has/is dieing out.. the name Nick Dinsmore would have carried him right to Sunday Night Heat.. if he was lucky.

That's retarded logic.

At first glance I thought this was a thread in the music forum entitled "Bringing back Europe." I was very excited.

I would like to issue an apology to the mentally retarded for implying that their logic was as crippled as the logic that "Nick Dinsmore=Heat."

Some people are retarded, some are just stupid by choice.

And you are a complete faggot. Your point? All you do is talk shit.

You act like since all you do is sit here and post 500(exageration i think you thing says 40) times a day it make's you cool. It's just too bad the only reason you have this crazy ass ego is because every single person here voluntarily sucks your ass no matter what fucking crap you post. It's as if since you have 70,000 something posts that means whatever you say is untouchable. You are a fucking douche. End of story.

My point is that you're stupid.

"All I do is talk shit?"

Sounds like a crybaby.

Yes, I'm claiming to be cool.

No, wait. I was claiming you're stupid. Learn the diff.

I have this "Crazy ego" because I don't let stupid fucks on the internet ruin my day. You'd be wise to try the same. :)

By the way, you've managed to get people who HATE me agreeing with me. Is it possible that it's not because they feel the need to "suck my ass," but they feel you're just that wrong?

Wait, no, it's the great Kane Knight Konspiracy.

If "Untouchable" means "verbally ripping idiots a new one because they know absoilute shit," then yes.

And that's it. I don't need to think I'm smart to think I'm smarter than you. Why? You're fucking stupid. You're on the bottom edge of that curve. The fact that you're spazzing out here helps to prove it.

Spoken liek a real man. :lol:

And seriously, just look at all the other idiots who have done the same things, with the same claims. Yes, you look just as stupid.

Just wandering KK, do you make it through a single day with out some one picking a fight with you?

KK is my hero... :love:

He tries hard by he almost always gets into a fight every day. Me and his father are trying to set him straight but it's an uphill struggle.

Actually, it's usually a single "n00b of the month."

Kind of like TNA, where new guy shows up, talks trash to Jarrett, jobs, and is never heard from again.

This time, it seems to be a 2 on 1, but a squash match nontheless.

Don't worry, we'll see the whiny n00bs give up in no time.

I dont plan on giving up. Ive got plenty of time befor they ban me...or do I? :shifty:

No...no you don't.

Its the only way your getting rid of me, that I promise. Im here for the long haul, get used to my pointless banter.

As long as you don't go TW Mangrove on me I'm ok.

K? *Destor compleatly misses joke* :drool:

the verbal blowjobs begin.

Begin? They never ever stopped idiot.

Don't fuck with me...

Or Texas.

Pfft. Almost no-one gets banned around here.

About the worst you have to worry about is a severe berating.

Well that certainly wont get rid of me.

Ditto.

Yeah, you're not bright enough to know when you've been berated. :)

:kiss:

huh?

"Dins-more! Dins-more! Dins-more!" :roll:

And besides, chants aren't everything. Seriously. I don't think I've EVER heard Bret Hart get a chant. Granted, I'm not a huge follower of his work, but I every match I saw the fans gave their respect to him by just cheering and applauding.

No one would give a shit about Nick Dinsmore? The guy would make you care. Honestly, he could be a megastar if they let him wrestle. The guy's got real talent. Let him use it.

unless he gained a couple 100 pounds, wears a mask, and has finally removed reagals dick from his ass people are not gonna buy this sudden change from being a retard.

he was one of those novelties- and the novelty has worn out.

:rofl:

So many threads have fallen prey to dumb n00bs. Seriously, when Kane Knight pwns you, just shut up and take it like a girl.

And for the record, I suck KK's ass VOLUNTARILY, motherfucker! :foc:

Believe me , I know.

It's still pathetic.

What's with all the noobs comming in and thinking they rule everyone or thinking they're the greatest gift to the forums?

So's youre little trantum. :)

And what with all the "vets" thinking they do? I dont give a rats ass how many days youve spent on this site, or any other, your not suppirior. I thought this was an online comunity, instead its an online sorority. And for the record no amount of backstage gossip you know will make you better than anyone else.

Ahem...

So's youre little trantum?
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We are superior because we have been here longer then you... it's not like you come here and you're instanly in you have to earn your keep around here, and the way you guys are going you'll be noobs for the rest of your time here.

I like that..an online sorority. Pretty accurate.

Although, to be fair, this is a wrestling related message board (no matter what the Casual World Order wants to pretend) so having a knowledge of a lot of backstage news (I assume that 'gossip' comment is referencing the Montreal incident that you wreren't as well informed about as other posters) does actually mean that you bring more to the table in some discussions than others would.

Being well-informed is never a bad thing.

Did you see what Pepsi Man was wearinf yesterday? Gawd, we are SO not speaking to him at lunch!

Anyway...

Destrol has one major flaw in his argument. You touch upon it well. We clearly knew more than him. I don't see why we should dumb the argument down to pander to thinks which we know (and have stated) to be false.

It's really pretty simple.

There's no point in treating an argument as valid when it's not.

If you want to be treated as an equal on an internet wrestling board, bring something to the table. If not, deal with the fact that offering some sort of information will put you on a higher level. Spreading rumours or randomly spewing shit will not. It's inherrent. There's no hierarchy to the "coolness" around here. People who offer news, discussion, or insight (Or something else) WILL always get more "respect" than those who don't. Don't like it? Fine. Don't care about respect on an internet forum? Also fine. But be aware that there are those with something to offer, and people who make comments worth considering. However, when something like the Montreal incident, which has been discussed ad nauseum comes up and someone tries to bring something which is notoriously not true/discounted/whatever, don't expect it to be treated as worth equal time.

Yeah you can only get banned/deleted if you spoil the Harry Potter series.

Well, he DID ruin it for all the five year olds on the forum...

...And if they leave, who will think Triple A is cool?

n00bs think that they're going to hurt your feelings with the shit they say, KK.

The truth is, we all know you're too much of a smartass to care. :kiss: ;)

Naw. I'm just too shallow to care.

Like they're all like "KK you suck," And I'm like "what...EVER...Those shoes so don't match your outfit."

Nice Derails, but Eugene should be the one who attacked Flair. Turn his retardedness into a psychopathic rage. But then again we already have Angle with that Freakin gimmick.

Thoughts on this thread

1- Someone needs to give Funky Fly and/or Loose Cannon the right to ban people.
2- TerranRich needs to stick to what he does best and give us themes, he sucks at being funny.

NERF 4 MOD!

Jeckyll and Hyde.

Or it's all an act, and he's a calculating genius.

:'(

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:wtf:

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:lol:

Shut up moron.

yes im a noob to the site but im smarter than to start shit with basically a legion compared to my lonely self lol

C'mon Alienoid.......Bret Hart got chants from the fans. You don't remember "Let's go Bret, Let's go Bret"??

Oh yeah. :D

Whoops, I forgot about them. Oh well, Hart's *name* doesn't really leave much open for chants, but you can still do stuff with it. "Let's Go Nick!" chants wo"uld work fine. Unless they got slurred and it started to sound like "Let's Get Dick!". :-\

i can see Eugene jumping up and down to that :lol:

if they "correct" Eugiene- the WWE can kiss its Marks goodbye.

right now eugene reminds me of a custom (Raw vs Smackdown) charecter... they built him with all the moves everyone else does (stunner, rock bottom) hell he even used the Pedigree.

Video Games Come To Life!!!!

i actually the way eugiene was emulating the stars of the past- why dont they push this aspect harder- every ppv eugiene comes out as a different star.. that would be fun to track

Genekishi, The Genester, Triple E, The Gene, Stone Gene.

I got it! Then after too much imitation and emulation, he loses his mind and snaps!