Random one-liner thoughts...
 

-Who attacked Ric Flair, was it answered? Rikishi?

-Why hasn't the Women's title been vacated?

-Seems like Matt and Edge are going more and more wrestling moves on each other. They're killing the shoot aspect.

-Carlito's lack of title defenses was brought up on TV, yet he still has no opponents.

-Why is Big Show squashing jobbers in the second hour of Raw?

-Why didn't Torrie and Victoria go after Candice? Isn't she technically a new diva too?

Who attacked Ric Flair, was it answered? Rikishi?

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-Why hasn't the Women's title been vacated?

It's not like they have anyone to use it with other than Vicky

-Seems like Matt and Edge are going more and more wrestling moves on each other. They're killing the shoot aspect.

:lol:

-Carlito's lack of title defenses was brought up on TV, yet he still has no opponents.

:y:

-Why is Big Show squashing jobbers in the second hour of Raw?

Coz it's fun

-Why didn't Torrie and Victoria go after Candice? Isn't she technically a new diva too?

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I didn't need to answers these did I, my bad.

Answers, jokes, satire, flames, anything is welcome. I'm just drinking and these things are occuring to me one at a time.

I just imagined Rikishi coming in and saying "I did it, for HBK"

I did it....for god..

Everyone::roll: .....you suck

I did it...for god. I did it..for the christians.

I did it....for food.

lol. I'm never drinking again, especially finding that so funny.

We're probably going to find out that it was Michaels himself who attacked Flair.

lol, that'll teach ya ;)

Once I actually see RAW I'll make my judgement on who it was.

It'd be awesome if it was CM Punk though.

Your Answers werent very Impacting, impact player. Thats not...cool.

BaGawd

BahGAWD, in my professional opinions, seems like a very intelligent n00b. He's obviously done his research. I'm guessing he came into the forum as a guest, had a look round, oberved and incorporated the humour and then signed in as a member later on.

This is the only way to explain the 'BahGAWD' log-in name (and the STUNNER!BBQ! beneath it) because he'd have to had seen our jokes about JR's random sayings on the forum before choosing his name. Well done :y: Most n00bs sign in with wwefan0135 or some bollocks like that. Unless you're an existing smark who knows about JR's verbal shenanigans already.

So, in conclusion, um..... I forgot. Good n00b. :D

Do me next

You're a clever n00b. You've instantly attached yourself to the vWo. Well done. You are a networking god!

Most n00bs are on their own when they enter, and then they're on their own when they leave due to endless abuse from the millionaires club (who will remain nameless). The n00bs who survive either have to smarten up to the humour fast or think of mind blowing scenarios for angles and gimmicks. By attaching yourself to a group you've given yourself a nice head start. Well done :y:

I'm so drunk it's silly :D

lol awesome, although according to Ferret I'm not a n00b, plus as you mentioned i'm v.W.o and I'm WWKD's pet n00b apprentice thing. :y:

No you're not really a n00b. KK touched on this the other day. You're more of a newbie (whereas a n00b is a stoopid newbie).

Glad to see WWKD's adopted you. I've adopted Skippord. He goes in the casual forum all by himself - i'm so proud of him

lol, is there a list of n00b/noobie/apprentices and leaders/owners whatevers.

I want to see who there is.

I'm not too sure about whats what, but I do know that Superslim is everyone's bitch. :shifty:

and all 15 year olds are Slim's :shifty:

Ooooooooooooh! He's going to neg rep both of us for that :D

:eek:






:lol: :shifty:

I'm just curious why Vicky didn't attack Torrie and Candice. Why is she doing their bidding.

*Turns to Michaels* "I did it for...The Lord. God hates you. And Creed."

God doesn't hate Creed, just the infidels who left to form Alter Bridge. At Survivor Series, it will be Shawn & Scott Stapp vs. Edge & Mark Tremonti...


:shifty:

GENIUS! That's why Alterbridge was there, to set up a possible angle with Scott Stapp!

Yeah, ever since Edge's theme... "On this day, I see queerly..."

They're combining shoots. Stapp will be introduced in the Hardy/Edge feud, but will then go on to feud with Shawn Michaels over who gets to use the term "second coming."

Paperclips are awesome

lol, everyone makes fun of JR idiot.

Come on, isn't it obvious who attacked Flair? I mean, no one saw it, and it was probably dark. Only one man could have done it, and that man is... The BOOGEYMAN!

Or Triple H, I dunno.

ok chavo classic what kind of n00b am i
i know i'll regret this lol

lol
i am the boogeyman WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me next, what n00b am I?

Who attacked Ric Flair, was it answered?
i have 3 scenarios
it was reed flair lol
it was flair himself after finding out he had to put over masters
lita botched riding space mountain

-Why hasn't the Women's title been vacated?
you mean theres a womens title hell i forgot lol

-Seems like Matt and Edge are going more and more wrestling moves on each other. They're killing the shoot aspect.
it was all a work

-Carlito's lack of title defenses was brought up on TV, yet he still has no opponents.
it's wwe creative what do you expect

-Why is Big Show squashing jobbers in the second hour of Raw?
why not

-Why didn't Torrie and Victoria go after Candice? Isn't she technically a new diva too?
because she can do that twirly thing and say go daddy i guess

Another thought...
 

-Will Edge & Matt Hardy have Tourette's now?

:rofl:
lmao

i'm mmmmmatt haarraarrraarrrrdeeeeeeeeeee

:lol::lol: :y:

No, it's more like this:

"Matt Fuck Hardy Will Never Cocksucker Ass Piss Cunt Die"

The Godfather gimmick would have been more amusing if he said "whore" instead of "ho".

Godfather: It's time, once again, for everybody, to come aboard the....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE TRAAAAAAAAIN!

King: Whores JR! HAHA!

Curious, how the hell does that piece of yarn stay on Lita's tats?

double sided tape

:roll: you were supposed to note the sarcasm.

lmao

lacoste is in TROUBLE!!!!

It's going to turn out that no one attacked Flair. Flair bloodied himself so he, Masters, and Carlito could reunite with the returning Triple H to form a New Evolution! They'll feud with Shawn Michaels, who'll bring in the Outsiders and Sean Waltman to re-form DX!

DX vs. Evolution in an elimination match at WM22!

...

:shifty:

Partially right.

He bloodied himself running full tilt into a wall. Apparently, he was trying to make it to the top rope without getting thrown off...Senile fucker.

Try triple H

why do i get the feeling that this will be the explanation that we will get next week? :nono:

I hate it when WWE changes a wrestler's first or last name because they think we'll get confused and think "Oh, boy! Steven Regal is wrestling tonight! I love the Stunner! ...who the fuck is this British guy?!?"

unless they draw this out for over a month, i don't see it happening. i'm guesiing we wont see HHH until they re-debut on USA

They changed his name again?

Yeah, I hate it too...but at least we got this new Guy, Lance Cade coming in.

Naw. They're cooking up a doozy.

It's going to turn out that no one attacked Flair. Flair bloodied himself so he, Masters, and Carlito could reunite with the returning Triple H to form a New Evolution

I got the same feeling, not good.....