Wrestlers epitaphs on their graves. (another useless topic by me. :)
 

What would their tombstones say?

Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead!

Ric Flair: Whoooooooo!!! (like a ghost)

Undertaker: OLD'D

Lita: Pissed off Edge

Edge: Pissed on Lita

Kane: Finally Back Home

Ahmed Johnson: Met Some Aliens, Said Something About Their Mamas

Booker T: They Dug It, Suckaaaa!!!

Chris Benoit: 4Real 4Ever!!! or Buried Alive: They didn't hear him TAPPPPP!!!

Kurt Angle: Look, I died with a broken neck!

Eugene: No, you didn't.

Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother.

"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Died of a Heart Attack

Bret Hart: Screwed To Death

Muhammed Hassan: Beloved Friend and- AAAIAIAIAIAIYAYAYAYALAAAAAAA

Rob Conway: I Did It...The Coooooooon Waaaaaayy................


:-\

Batista: I HATE Bullies.... :nono:

:rofl:

Carlito: Dats not cool.

Matt: When I lived for the moment, there ain't no, ain't no life in me.

Hogan: Had to be buried upside down, because even in death, he STILL refuses to lay on his back.

Oh man, I can come up with these all night.

Shawn Micheals: He didn't believe

Rhyno: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE....d

Raven: Quote the Raven NEVERMORE

Goldberg: He was next

Matt Hardy(Again..): Okay, I lied.

:shifty:

Steve Austin: Stone Cold.....:shifty:

Rock: Hard :shifty:

Undertaker: Dead Man Walking (No really).

HEre lies the rock in a 3' grave. We tried to dig 6'deep, but we hit Rock Bottom.

Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show

Stay in da ground--There's a Hurricane coming through.

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Satan Tap out.

(Or, on a heel turn)

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Jesus Tap out.

Kevin Nash: Heart failed while picking up a phone call
Shelton: Apparently, GOD could stop him.
Owen: Enough was enough, it was time for a change. (don't kill me!)
Bret: Here lies Bret. 1957-1997
Cena: That truck couldn't see him.
Triple H: Even God isn't going over in this one.

Here lies Stacy Keibler: As horny 12 year olds have hoped for all their lives--Flat on her back, and unable to say no.

Triple H: I buried all of the others.

Kurt Angle: I died with a broken freakin' neck!

Here lies HHH: Dead and buried, but enoug habout his competition.

DAMN YOU! You beat me to it!

HEre lies Shawn Michaels: He found Jesus, and cashed in on him.

Here lie the New Age Outlaws: Wait, what were their neames again?

Here lies Shawn Watlman: Died of a crushed pelvis during snoo snoo.

Lita: Botched life
Michael Cole: MODIFIED LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!
Maria: What's that? teehee
Matt: had sex with lita
Edge: had sex with lita
Kane: had sex with lita
Essa Rios: had sex with lita
Paul Heyman: had sex with lita

Here lies Edge: Apparently JEsus hates Alter Bridge, too.

Here lies Matt Hardy, killed in a cruel Twist of Fate.

(Lame, I know).

Here lies Daivari, died in a fatal camel stampede.

Kane: Here I Cum, Katie.

JBL: "I AM WRESTLING GOD"

Daivari: jdifhdsgdsshalomMOAHAMMAD

Here lies Jim Ross: BAGAWDDEATHBBQSAUCEBELOVEDSTUNNAFATHERLOVERAUSTINSOB

Vince : He's Got No Chance in Hell

Vince: God, YOU'RE FIRED!
Kanyon: Apparently, the bullet was better than Kanyon.

Snitsky: It was..my fault.

:lol::lol:

Mick Foley: Ok Maybe Foley Is Not God

Hear lyes LEetah: Lest ruhmember here is she lifed.

Here lies Randy Orton: Legend Suicide.

Here lies Eugene: Funny, he really wasn't retarded.

Here lies Norman Smiley: Somebody better call his momma!

Monty Brown: I suppose it's time to thaw out the Beta Male.

Here lies Burchill: Yeah, we forgot him too.

Dearest Road Dogg: You betta call somebody (who remembers who I was).

Shoudn't that be "The Cat" Ernest Miller?

Here lies Orlando Jordan: Next three plots: OJ's hair.

Here Lies Monty Sopp : :lol:

Here lies the Rock: Know your role, and shut the coffin!

Here Lies Shawn Michaels: Canada is rejoicing.

Sorry about that. I was thinking of something for him too.

Here Lies Mark Callaway: The Only Thing He Couldn't No-Sell

Kanyon: Who better than Kanyon you ask......

DDP: Positively Dead

Cena: You want some, come get some

Rob Van Dam: The Whole Fucking Grave

Ric Flair: Bah Gawd, he died mid-woo.

:y::y::y:

Jamal and Rosey: We gave them a three minute warning.

Taz: Eh, It was a living.

Vince Russo: Shot

Taz: just another victim

Spanish Announce Table: You went too soon (into the show).

Spanish Announce Team: Always Misunderstood

Jericho: The walls broke down. Unfortunately, he was standing next to it.

Eric Bishoff: Take a jacket

S2H: W-O-R-M-S........are eating him alive

Randy Savage: almost as dead as his rap career.

Jeff Jarrett: Had a stroke.

Randy Savage : Fuck Hogan

Sabu: Was Homicidal And Genocidal, Then He Commited Suicide.

Randy Savage: Dig It!! No, wait! DON'T!!

Stone Cold: Wasn't very bulletproof afterall.

Vince Russo: Here lies........Stop the music, if you want to call this a shoot then this is a shoot, Hogan! I'm not really dead, i'm doing this because of your creative control bullshit...........

General Rection (Bill DeMott): Here Lies One Hugh G. Rection

Paul Heyman: Vince Burried Him Again

*great topic, but how many want to bet it'll be killed when the n00bs see it later in the day*

The Undertaker: See Catchphrase

likely. oh well.

HHH: Look Up (Casket is above the glass ceiling)

Matt Hardy: I Will Not Die!! Uhh, Wait A Minute.......

Norman Smiley- Isn't screamin' anymore.

Steve Austin: Here Lies "WHAT?" Stone Cold "What?" Steve Austin "WHAT?"

Christian: Christian! Christian! At Last You're In The Ground!

(In reference to Christian's theme music he had after he turned on Edge and went solo.)

Undertaker: Look Marty Janetty is flying through the sky as me!

The Rock- When that powerline hit him, he really was the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment.

Stone Cold: Rikishi did it for the Rock.

The Repo Man: This Tombstone Is A Replacement. The First One Was Repossessed.

Test: He thought it was just a test

Animal of LOD: Ladies And Gentleman, The New Afterlife Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Legion Of Doom.

Rey Mysterio: Who's That Jumpin' Out The Grave.

Ok, I'm done.

i think i'm done for the night. i might bump this up in the morning if someone else doesn't do it for me.

Here likes John Cena: FIP (Ruck you if you don't get it).

Here lies Christian: Getting kicked in the balls by Freddie for plagarism.

:Shifty:

Here's the resting place of Chris Jericho. Due to obligations, this headstone will be touring with Fozzy through November.

lol..this is fucken funny

Terry Funk :Unlike his 9000 retirements, he won't be coming back.

HERE LAY :Bret Hart and Shawn michaels (locked in a sharpshooter forever)

Here lay Hulk hogan - grave next to him : here lay Hulks Ego

Here Lay Lita - and here's where she got laid (map with lots of stars)

Here Lay Kane : He finally got his push - too bad he was at the edge of a mountain.

Here Lay Vince : Who's laughing now bitch sincerely bret hart

Here lies the body of Kerwin White,
He brought a coathanger to a knife fight.

:lol: