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'The Most Violent Match in North America'
Just wondering if anyone else has seen it? I am referring to the CZW match from April 14, 2001 - 'Sick' Nick Mondo & Jun Kasai vs. Johnny Kashmere & Justice Pain.
The match has been dubbed 'World's Most Violent Match' to the more suited 'Most Violent Match in North America'. I was amazed throughout the match by the punishment all these guys took but my jaw dropped fo the floor when i saw the sick bump Kasai took. I'll say that if you have a weak stomach you DON'T want to see this. |
Someone upload it
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I bet I know where he got this from
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Those are the kinds of retards who deserve to be locked in a room with Bob Holly.
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LOL @ the ref sweeping up debris from the ring
Like they couldn't possibly get hurt even worse. |
Is this the same match where a weed wacker is used ??
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congrats to them I guess :|
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Jesus H. Christ, I can see bone sticking out of that guy's arm.
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Downloading now for viewing pleasure.:yes:
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Dear CZW,
We look forward to doing business with you again. Signed, The emergency room Holy. Fucking. Shit. |
Ummm.... yeah... uhh....
THOSE GUYS ARE FUCKIN' INSANE! Those last 13 or so minutes go on for a painful long time. I mean, they show the same sick shit for 13 minutes! :nono: |
Well, I'm sure putting themselves through all that torture has earned them legions of fans, right? In fact, that self sacrifice has made them known throughout the country, right? They've got millions of people chanting their names. Right?
I mean... why else would they do it? :shifty: |
Sadistic is my pet n00b :D I'd be winning the league right now if it wasn't for that darn Skippord :madL
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Okay, seriously, what the fuck? THat's not even wrestling, that's just shit that'll influence some retarded 16 year old to hit his younger brother with light bulbs in their back yard, blame it on wrestling, and get the WWE sued.
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Stop ruining my fun, damn you. :mad:
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Then again, on the positive side, brain damage can get you hot sympathetic chicks.
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Or more likely the fat ugly ones who'll try to rape you because you're half retarded and can't move from the neck down.
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Ok just a few thoughts after watching that fuckcluster of a match.
1) Who the fuck hired that commentary team? Talking over the promos and yelling out 'this will end in murder'. Give me a break. Although they weren't wrong when they said 'this is disgusting'. 2) Who the fuck hired that camera man? For the first five minutes I didn't even know there was a wrestling match 3) Justice Pain doesn't seem too bad of a grappler. He wrapped that STO on pretty well and the short intervals of wrestling were done seemlessly. 4) Nick Mondo - kid, you have no sense! 5) Ok, so that guy has lost his elbow. I'm not kidding. He's lost it. There's nothing there. You can't stitch that up - because there's no flesh left. And then you're going to tape it up so you can continue to wrestle? Kid - you had no sense either. 6) Even the DDTs and the German Suplexes looked unsafe. You wanna be a wrestler kid? Well don't go to CZW. Because you'll either be thrown into a hardcore match and lose your elbow or be thrown into a casual wrestling match and lose mobility in your neck because this dickhead wants to literally drive your head into the mat with the DDT. 7) The Backstage scene. Ouch! Now the adrenaline has gone, you're going to be in a world of pain. That was unnecessary. I really dont want to see a zoom on that guy's elbow. I'm a wrestling fan - not a medicine student. And the poor kids who witnessed the guy leave the locker room - well, there goes your innocence. All in all, it made me long for the clean cut WWE. Hell, I'd even watch Chris Masters over that pile of crap. There was no psychology in there whatsoever. No story was being told. There was one pin attempt and that ended the match. You'd think they'd slow it down in parts to emphasise the action in parts. I had to pause the video and come back to it every 5 minutes as not to be overwhelmed. Seriously, go back to wrestling school - no forget that, because your wrestling school taught you how to do that! Go see Dory Funk and beg him to make you a real wrestler. |
Woah it sounds like most of you have never seen CZW before. Most main event matches are like this (minus the bone sticking out of elbows).
But remember i said main event. All the mid card matches are good wrestling matches. Please remember that CZW is not all this stuff. However if you liked this match I may upload some even more sick stuff from CZW. |
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You've been watching wrestling for a year and a half, I've been watching for 13 and a half years. You're the noob. |
I've seen some CZW on the Wrestling Channel. There was this young grappler pretending he was a college student and brought a ceg to the ring and having everyone drink from it. He climbed the turnbuckle to execute what I thought was going to be a devastating manevour (he looked the cruiserweight build) but he fell off purposely and the announcers laughed: "Ha ha, he's so drunk".
I was just :wtf: and turned over. Seriously, thats not wrestling. Its skinny kids who probably dropped out of wrestling school being beaten up by disgruntled old garbage wrestling veterans. I should have known what to expect from an organisation which calls itself combat zone wrestling and has a show called fake you tv :nono: |
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Don't judge CZW by the little you've seen. They've had some really good matches with guys like M Dogg 20, Petey Williams, Teddy Hart, Homicide, Jack Evans, Ruckus, Ric Blade, Sonjay Dutt, Josh Prohibition, etc.
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I'm not. That Justice Pain guy looked decent in the ring when he wasn't coating the mat in glass. I'm sure there are decent wrestlers in the federation and thats the biggest shame. Just like Corkscrewed said...
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Mondo is retired now. He has gone through a lot worse than that. You should see his match against Zandig where two of them go off a 30 foot building through tables and light tubes. I will upload it. Or even the Weed wacker to the stomach, I can upload that too. Mondo now works at blockbuster video store. He retired after winning the tournament of death 2.
Well if CZW toned down then they would go out of business. they have built their reputation on having the sickest matches on the planet. And if wrestlers are going to be a part of it, then why stop it? There's a market there, guys want to do it, it should be stopped just because you don't like it? I know I'd rather watch M Dogg 20 and Sonjay Dutt in a CZW ring than watch John Cena on Carlito's Cabana. CZW fans care about good wrestling matches. |
LOL, Mondo works at a Blockbuster, that's sad. He went through all the shit he went through just to go work at a video store... :rofl: He deserves every bit of that minimum wage.
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BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO! Give me a break |
Now I appreciate hardcore wrestling, its takes balls that no one can deny, but other than having a high tolerance for pain these guys are talentless. M dogg 20 and Jason Prohibition are Backyard Wrestlers turned pro. No wonder there in CZW.
CZW at best is garbage wrestling for garbage wrestling fans. If your gonna watch that shit at least watch FMW (since its the godfather of garbage). This type of wrestling in no way furthers the business, the only thing it does is ruin the career of guys who could have changed the business in some way, shape, form, or fashion. I dont want the CZW to stop, its feeding someone. But not Mondo's family. |
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I know that indy wrestlers don't make that much, but for the retarded things that he did I'd expect to be payed a good amount of money every time I 'wrestled' [and I use that term loosely] for CZW... The line between passion and just no common sense isn't very fine, but Mondo, and much of the 'wrestlers' in CZW have leaped across that line. |
When they write his obituary I hope they include the bit about him being King of the second Death Tournament, and that he went on to work in Blockbuster.
I dont know what to think. Its sad. He's probably working under the management of a spotty 19 year old. You still want to be a wrestler? |
I've asked Mondo about money. He said that they get hardly anything. Most of the guys have full time jobs and just do CZW on the side. Some do it for fun, because they like wrestling or maybe just for the experience.
Btw he retired because his body couldn't take anymore. No one expects to get rich off of indy wrestling. I'll keep watching guys doing corkscrew 720 flips through tables while you watch John Cena vs. JBL in a 5 minute main event in a promotion where moonsaults (yes, the move 5 year old kids do) are banned. |
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It doesn't take much talent to jump off a house through a light bulb table. You just need a high tolerance for pain or very little common sense. Even Mick Foley in his most hardcore matches wasn't that fucking stupid. |
Just shut up!
What is wrong with you? Can you not see that this is slightly abnormal? The guy now works in a Blockbuster video store and probably has chronic back problems. I earnt more than this guy when I was 17. He's wasted most of this life jumping through glass lubes and tables and now he doesn't have a career. That is not a healthy lifestyle. Sit yourself down and watch a Kurt Angle match. Thats wrestling. As for this.. Quote:
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Most of the guys wrestling in CZW probably couldnt even feel pain becaue of the rush of adrenaline through the match. Anyone can do that shit. I've played half an hour of semi-pro rugby with a shattered wrist and didn't even feel it until I was in the players' bar 2 hours later. |
Dude Mondo is not homeless or anything, he's going to university.
I watch WWE for those wrestler also. However wrestlers like that seem to be getting less air time and wrestlers like Cena and JBL seem to be getting more. I remember watching Wrestlemania 21, Smackdown's main event: Cena vs. JBL in what couldn't have been more than 6 minutes in one of the most boring matches I've ever seen in my 13 and a half years of watchnig wrestling and i thought to myself: What the fuck is this? I will keep watching CZW and not just for the deathmatches, but for the good wrestling matches. Yes, they exist, I suggest you have a look for yourself. |
Mondo vs. Zandig just for you guys:
http://s49.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0...V0S1A7OBTM1FG7 Prepare to be shocked. (Mondo goes on to wrestle in the final of the tournament, his last match) |
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Good luck to him. He needs some direction in his pitiful life.
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I was working out with a guy (a "vet") I give him a waist lock suplex, after we hit the mat I spin around his body and grab a front headlock (you see Angle do it all the time) well one of his hands was out were it shouldn't be and my knee landed on it. It drove his finger nail though his finger. He gets out of the ring screaming and crying and shit and I'm just laughing 'cause I know it was his fault. Any way long story short he went to the hospital, missed three shows, and cried in front of a group of his fellow wrestlers. PUSSY! Lets see him go though a table of light tubes. |
Let me reiterate...
Most of the guys wrestling in CZW probably couldnt even feel pain... Not all. So yes, there will be some pussies who can't deal with the pain. Perhaps the adrenaline wasn't flowing enough for that guy. |
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Damage to his nerve system. Just watch it.
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He damages his CNS to appease a few drunken fans. Can you see whats wrong with CZW yet?
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Well CZW's fan base continues to grow and WWE's product continues to get staler so you keep watching WWE and maybe Carlito may say something funny while I watch top class wrestling with a hardcore edge to it.
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dont be. I just thought that story needed to be told.
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What the fuck is the appeal to this? Seriously, what drunken idiot wants to watch two no talent asswipes hit each other with light bulbs and jump off of buildings? What the fuck is the point to these matches?
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...and as yet all you've harped on about is 'how great Mondo is'. Upload some of these 'other technical' matches and restore your credibility.
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There's zero psychology |
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Whatever, gay rape avatar man!
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so why in the world is this argument over CZW continuing?
I mean I've actually taken someone's advice to download some of Nick's matches and watch them and I downloaded quite a few. KNow what I found? A lot of wasted tables and broken light bulbs that could be used elsewhere and a lot better than just being broken. CZW is so wasteful with materials it's sad. Also I've yet to see anything good about it. |
Slim - the part time environmentalist and wrestling fan
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My argument that CZW shows have 1 or 2 matches with SICK bumps and the rest are great spectacles of professional wrestling?
Anyway that was tournament of death. Once a year CZW does this where EVERY match is like the 1 or 2 of normal events, every match is a deathmatch. |
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Brutallity and gore, Gore, GORE!
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CZW can be pretty decent at times.
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http://www.killsometime.com/Video/vi...ing-Stunt-Fall Quick question what fucking match is this?
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It is like watching an action movie where there is no story. A movie where just stunt doubles pretend to hit each other for two hours. Except these guys (CZW wrestlers) are being paid significantly less and are actually mutilating their bodies.
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Which is exactly my point... this guy dives off a scaffold and puts his life on the line for the satisfaction of wrestling fans and I can't even remember his fucking name. |
While I can't comment on this particular match seeing as I don't feel like downloading it... especially since I disslike everyone in this match... minus Nick Mondo. However I must say that I do enjoy the occasional death match when they are well done. For instance I love Arsenal vs Sexxxy Eddie mainly because it had some innovative spots and wasn't simply two guys hitting eachother. But I would never call it a good wrestling match. One thing I do not like about CZW is how all the garbage overshadows the great workers like Mike Quackenbush, B-Boy, Chris Hero, El Generico etc.
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Its called garbage wrestling because it is.... garbage!
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I'm not even going to bother downloading this. CZW is a pile of shit and if the guys working there think it's the place to get them somewhere else, they are completly wrong.
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CZW = Backyard wrestling
Backyard wrestler = Wankers |
Wankers=CZW.
It's gone full circle |
Well Czw has had roderick strong.
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Does thecc stand for the Chavo Classic. If so, thank you
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Seriously though. While 98% of what czw puts out is crap it still has showcased some actually talented wrestlers. |
Where have you been for the last 85 posts? :lol:
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Ploting something elaborate to say. Then i decided it's really not worth the trouble.
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Yeh, getting th AIDS is really not worth the trouble |
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Really the only talent worth while in czw can be seen working in much better companys.
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I've never been exposed to this 'CZW' before until watching those two videos.
It's not my kinda thing, but I was entertained nonetheless. |
At least the crowd gets into a little, instead of the dead silence of an XPW crowd.(When XPW existed).
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An average mid card match from a CZW show. This may give you a better impressions of CZW and help you realise that it is not just all glass and barbed wire:
Sonjay Dutt vs. M-dogg 20: http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...C301C3WB2Q3Q7J |
That match was fucking stupid. Seriously, how is it entertaining. Oh wow look, some guy no sold a wrestling move instead he jumped through flouresent tubes. If I was a the police cheif and CZW was coming I'd have everybody there arrested for being dumbasses.
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I just watched the first match.
man alive that was grade a pure piece of crap. How anyone can be entertained byt hat load of crap is beyond me. Let's set up light bulbs and hit each other with it cause it's cool. :roll: CZW is crap. |
In July sadistic put up a poll about whether or not anyone on TPWW is interested in CZW or did they consider it 'garbage wrestling.'
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Well I'm just taking a wild guess at this but... Because Cena is... O... V... E... R... ? ? Just a wild guess though. |
But hey Sadistic, I've got something you can do.
You can write a letter to John Cena and ask him to land on some light bulbs in his match with Angle at Unforgiven just so it can make you and the 20 other CZW fans happy. |
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