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Gayest line in a song?
My vote: "My name is Skate... Boy... P!"
That new Pharrell song is ridiculous. |
The Kevin Federline line about Pavarottis
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Have you ever seen a goose kissing a moose? Down by the bay!!!!
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"He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy"
Rhyme of the century. |
"I'm just kidding like Jason."
Nelly - Hot in Herre |
"What the hell is on Joey's head?"
Chad Kroeger/Nickelback - "Photograph" |
"I can flow like pee comin out your know what
Or like dookie dieherea comin out your butt" - Shaq |
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Ahahaha, that is the most retarded line ever.
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"banana banana banana banana banana (something) pie" - Vicinity of Obscenity
System of a Down (Hypnotize) |
That entire LFO song that came out a few years ago. Every single line in that song would win.
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"I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar,"
Electric 6: gay bar thats a gay song if ever I heard one |
Any line in an Usher song is gay.
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I'm super thanks for asking- Big Gay Al
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"Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest " -The Killers gayest line and also worst joke in a song |
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat -Right Said Fred Hell the whole song is pretty gay |
ahahahahah!
eminem-just lose it |
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LOL, I love the way he says that line, it sounds like he's in pain, or something. Or orgasming when he says it. |
Oh and the gayest line from that song is definitely:
"I shake my little touche on the catwalk" |
On the Catwalk Yeah
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"My lifestyle, determines my deathstyle"
"I'm madly in anger with you" -Or anything out of James Hetfield's mouth for that matter. Metallica still kicks ass though. Also, from "Late Registration"- "Got so many aunties we could have an auntie team"- Roses |
Loveshack... the whole song (still owns though, :shifty: )
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down To the Love Shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee. Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack! Well it's set way back in the middle of a field, Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as an oven The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's Movin' around and around and around! Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby! Folks linin' up outside just to get down Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Funky little shack! Funky little shack! Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail! I got me a car, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money. Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you Your what?... Tin roof, rusted! Love Shack, baby Love Shack! Love baby, that's where it's at Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack Cosmic thing... also to the whole song Gyrate it till you had your fill Just like a pneumatic drill Don't let it go down the drain Ya better hop on the cosmic wagontrain! Cosmic! Cosmic! I was havin' this out-of-body experience Saw these cosmic beings Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin' their cosmic things Like someone gave ya a wild goose, or a freight train with A loose caboose You better shake your... honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns! Shake it till the butter melts, shake it till the butter melts Shake that cosmic thing, shake that thing, shake it, ohhhh yeah! Shake that thing all night long, shake it man you can't go wrong Don't let it rest on the President's desk, rock the house! Cosmic! Wooooo! Cosmic! I don't need no earthquake, don't need no tidal wave! Till night falls and day breaks, gonna shake, shake, shake! Shake! Cosmic thang! Shake that thang! Wooo! Yeah! Like someone gave ya a wild goose, or a freight train with A loose caboose, ya better shake your... honeybuns! Shake those honeybuns! Shake that thing all night long, shake it man, ya can't go wrong Rock the house! Rock the house! While cruising through the ionosphere, I saw these alien beings Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin' their alien things I'll give you a genuine faux pearl ring if ya git on up and shake Your... honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns! Shake! Don't let it rest on the President's desk, rock the house! Oh yeah! Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh! Cosmic! Wooo! Shake that thing! Cosmic! |
Simple Plan - Crazy
Tell me what's wrong with society When everywhere I look, I see Young girls dying to be on TV They won't stop till they've reached their dreams Diet pills, surgery Photoshopped pictures in magazines Telling them how they should be It doesn't make sense to me Is everybody going crazy? Is anybody gonna save me? Can anybody tell me what's going on? Tell me what's going on? If you open your eyes You'll see that something is wrong |
Hey dude, I was thinkin we could go do
something....dirty yeahhhhhhhh Gay Pimp - Soccer Practice |
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Well duh Its Simple Plan :wtf: |
"Would you tremble if I touched your arse?"
I don't know the dude or the song title but I swear this guy can't be any more depressing if he tried. |
"Im a cowboy....on a steel horse I ride......."
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As much as I am a U2 fan, Bono sometimes must be drinking something when he puts lines in songs...hell, the entire lyrics for Discotheque are an example of that...
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"Im a faggot"-Korn
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This has always just irritated the hell out of me-
"See this platinum thing right here? Well we're doing it all the time So you'd better get some better beats And uh, get some better rhymes" |
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LOL yes that is so gay, talk about a mid life crisis! |
"I could take you home with me but you were with another man. " - Jet.
Oh, so you coulden't take that girl home with you? The song should have went "I took you home, and I beat the shit out of the other man you were with. HAHAHA!" |
Pretty much all of "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand:
This is where i'll be so heavenly so come and dance with me Michael So sexy, you're sexy come and dance with me Michale I'm all that you see, you want to see come and dance with me Michael so close now so close now come and dance with me# come and dance with So come and dance with me Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my stcky lips Michael you're the only one i'd ever want only one i'd ever want, only one i'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor Michael you're dancing like like a beautiful dance-whore Michael writing on a silver platter now and nothing matters now This is what I am, I am a man come and dance with me Michael so strong now, it's strong now come and dance with me Michael I'm all that you'll be you'll ever see so come and dance with me Michael So close now, you're close now come and dance with me, comanddancewithme so come all over me (this line only sung live) Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my stcky lips Michael you're the only one i'd ever want only one i'd ever want, only one i'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor Michael you're dancing like like a beautiful dance-whore Michael writing on a silver platter now and nothing matters now |
That new Nickelback song is really really gay.
Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head |
"Is that your ass or did your momma have raindeer"-Nelly
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Since I'm TPWW's official Maiden addict, here's a couple of songs.
Quest For Fire (Piece of Mind) <nobr>In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth</nobr> <nobr>When the land was swamp and caves were home Man on the Edge (The X Factor) </nobr><nobr>The freeway is jammed and it's backed up for miles</nobr> <nobr>The car is an oven and baking is wild </nobr><nobr>Once he built missiles a nation's defence</nobr> <nobr>Now he can't even give birthday presents</nobr><nobr></nobr><nobr> </nobr><nobr> </nobr> |
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Pharrel has fallen off and is irritating to me now.
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that one song by Korn and Limp Bizkit that says 'my dick is bigger than yours' and talks about licking Fred Dursts taint is pretty lame sauce, and gay sauce for sure.
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WORST SONG EVER:
I did it all for the nookie C'mon The nookie C'mon So you can take that cookie And stick it up your, yeah!! Stick it up your, yeah!! Stick it up your, yeah!! |
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Which goes: My cock is much bigger than yours. My cock can walk right through the door. With a feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more. And if your'e not, well, add that in there. |
And while we're on Fred Durst's endless gay lyrics, here's one he wrote about one of his internet crushes, Brtiney Spears.
off Just Drop Dead - Not only were you kissin' It's who you been dissin' You was playin' me out Now you better listen - Even though you ring your fucking mouth every day I ain't some punk ass dealing with your drunk ass Yeah you might be fine but you crossed the fucking line (Yeah) Now there's no returning this lesson that you're learning Pulling down them panties and leave your ass burning -I was feeling lonely While you were with your homie Ain't that a bitch Now you boy can blow me -You gotta lot of fucking nerve You think this is a fucking tennis match (Bitch!) Time for me to serve I'm John MacEnroe Ready for me hoe It's 15-0, where the fuck you gonna go |
Way to turn this into the gayest song and not gayest line.
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Yeah, that happened 2 posts back. BUT COME ON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FRED DURST. IT'S AN EXCEPTION. It's like...TAKE YOUR PICK.
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lol true
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