Raw Thread 11-28-05 "Hassan returns"
 

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The fallout from Survivor Series will be sorted out when RAW rolls into Cleveland tonight. RAW General manager Eric Bischoff will hold an all-talent meeting in the middle of the ring tonight at 9/8 CT. Tune in to find out what the GM has to say to the entire RAW roster.
Plus, last night Carlito and Shawn Michaels were teammates. Tonight things will be much different when they square off in the ring in one-on-one action.
And at Survivor Series, SmackDown referee Charles Robinson counted the pinfall as John Cena overcame Kurt Angle and his personal referee Daivari to retain the WWE Championship in a wild finish. Will the Olympic Gold Medalist have anything to say about Cena’s victory?
Tune into RAW tonight at 9/8 CT on ALALYLALAYLALALYHLALHAYLAYLHAYLHYLHN

Davari: من مشاهدة بطولات المصارعة على الموقع

HASSAN!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!






:shifty:

Does he?

No...Savior's fucking with us.

He is?

Conspiracy #1505?

Watch, Hassan is going to return tonight and Savior's gonna laugh in all of our fez's.

Hassan's new gimmick will be the milkman. But heres the twist: He's lactose-intolerant.

You're about 8,000 short.

And he goes into a fit of rage whenever he sees his own product.

I really could see Hassan returning soon...

Kurt said "Screw America" on WWE.com during the PPV last night. It seems that he's doing Hassan and Daivari's "I love America but Americans are assholes" thing.

Hassan, Daivari, and Kurt Angle in Team America.

Of course, they'll need "American, FUCK YEAH!" as their theme... :shifty:

BUT, it's a remix called "America, YOU SUCK"!

Holy shit, that'd be awesome, actually...

Naw. Hassan can't do that because a towelhead doing it is unamerican. Kurt, otoh, is white. So we know he doesn't really mean it.

Finally, after 2 months Azriel HAS COME BACK to the RAW thread.

WOOOO!!!

*msarks da fuck out*

Who are you again?

I'm your worst nightmare, that's what I am :lol:

Stop bitching Eric

OOh, it's Vince. Something big's afoot.

Fire him Vince. DO IT!

New GM?

You're a Nazi skinhead mob hellbent on curb stomping me?

Stephanie I wager

lmao vince

Eric is Vinnie Macs BITCH!!

GET HIM!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [/Vader]

*Prays to Chuck Norris for Heyman to replace Bisch*

*THUMP* DAMN IT!

He's not firing him :(

Heyman in 5... 4... 3......

SHANE-O-MAC!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!

mtfo

Okay, that could work, but this has been teased before

SHANE O MAC!!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

Wait, didn't this happen like 9 months ago?? And we never saw Shane again...

God I really do hate Shane's music. One time a guy drove me blasting that... AND IT WASN'T A JOKE! That was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

Yeah, but it's about time for a change.

You know, I'm really wishing that actually WAS Hassan now.

I would love to see Shane as GM.

So, is JR returning anytime soon, or not?

Couldn't Eric do something like make the goal having Viscera eating 5 quarter pounders with cheese?

So... The McMahons aren't heels?

Vince: Homecoming? I don't remember that....

i had to come on here to say 3 words
SHANE FUCKING MCMAHON

:y: I have been saying that for way too long.

Shane-o-Mac?

It's the Showstoppa himself.

Why was Triple H on my screen?

Colts are up 7-0 already :lol:

I did that while stoned one time on a bet.

so shane wants to be on tv again, i wish vince would get over wcw.

If I were Eric I would make my goal to change my underwear.

His Afro gets bigger when he's angry.

Truly though Eric said it himself why he should be fired "he's been gm since 2002"

Eric would fail. Don'task how I know.

Yeah, the job usually only lasts about 3 weeks.

:wtf: i think he really fucked it up, did you see how pissed he was when he took the slide from carlito and the ref had to hurry up into the ring?

anything going down on unlimited?

yeah he might actully be hurt... which sucks, getting hurt from a nip up.

Yeah, Carlito is still working on his knee...

I thought that Shawn pulled a Hunter McMahon Nash. He even said "stay back" before they went to commercial...

HBK isn't really hurt

I think we have our answer to whether that's worked or not.

he's not that hurt i guess.

He's fine.

CRUSH DEM APPLES.

Nah, HBK is fine. He has a personal relationship with God :lol:

10-0 indy.

Shawn is doing some of the greatest selling ever in this match.

:lol:

They should change HBK's finisher into the "Size Ten Commandments".

That would be embarrassing.

DAIVARI! :love:

Did Angle just steal Jarrett's catchphrase?

Wow.

**** match.

Best Carlito match yet.

He is impressing more and more every week. Just needed another 5 minutes or so and it would have been great.

LMAO!

"HE's smiting the infidels!"


Wait, they can't say infidels.

What, "I'm killing TNA one main event at a time?"

BA-ZING! :D

OMG we have seen all this already

Carlito has been getting more built lately.

I think they are prepping him for somethig big sometime down the line.

Yeah but give him a year or so before a title feud

"Are you going to get fired tonight?"

ROFL @ THE GOAL

MARIA VS ANGLE

Noooooooooooooo

:(

I love Maria

:(

And this is a good use of talent.

Angle/Maria!

are they serious? angle v. maria? :wtf: dude

Nooo, poor Maria

Maria will win.

Touchdown Pittsburgh.

Woohoo i got money on Pittsburgh.

Maria has pretty good theme music compare dto others.

Cena interference

Maria wins

anyone else see shane interfering and causing angle to lose to maria?

If angle hits her, I think a bunch of wrestlers will come out from the back and protect her.

Betcha Cena's gonna stop this

Fuck Sky sports

That was the shittiest punch I've ever seen in my life.