Jericho is at it again!
 

This is on the front page of his web site:
http://www.chrisjericho.com/images/NewGM.gif

LOL what a legend

It'd be funny if it WAS him...

Not as funny as Dusty Rhodes, but still...

Ahh Jericho...building hope just to dash us to the rocks.

he's never heard of the boy who cried wolf :D

WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME GOD?

Have Chris Jericho be GM, but hire Ralphus to tell us what Chris Jericho's orders are if he can't be there. Or have him record promos pre-hand, or something. At least give him a try-out next week to relieve us of our recent lack of Jericho.

Ralphus :love:

gotta love having your hopes build up soo damn much...that you fall off of the mountain without a parachute

Jericho = God

Oh damn, that would rule if Y2J came back to be the GM of RAW. He was GM last year for a week, and it was really entertaining. But most likely, not true.:(

If Jerico = God

And God = Love

And Love is Blind

..................................

Does that mean that Jerico is Blind?

BLIND... IS... JERICHOOOOO!!!

*Break the wall dooooowwwwwnn*

For those who log on, got what ya want.
Baby you know you're foolish,
And you will lose!
Baby what I got is not real news,
Bring it on the page on my site, see the clues!
Log on to the web site and break the bandwidth,
Log on to the web site and break the bandwidth!
So good (You know I got ya!)
So right,
Yeahhh, Yeah!

:lol: Literally.

That'd be so damn kickass! :love:



Too bad it won't happen, altho I'd SO mark out if it did. An entrance similar to his WWF/E debut... :drool: :drool:

Screw that. Play Someone else's music. Throw people off. ;)

Yeah, have Vince say that Triple H is the new GM and have Jericho come out in Hunter's old leather jacket and holding a Triple H sippy cup.

One of those spillproof numbers? PRICELESS

I NEED MY JERICHO!!!!!!

Sorry guys, but the Jeriwithdrawals are really starting to get to me.

Me too...me too.

Me as well...me as well.

Me five.

I wonder if we start one of those internet petitions to bring him back if that will work. :roll:

:shifty:

It'll work... how do I know?


OHHHH YEAH!!!
I can surf the internet!
I cry up sea!
When you live for myspace, there ain't no stoppin' me!

There ain't no Drain-o in me!

personally, i feel the same way bout jericho that i feel about rock, brock lesnar and anybody else who left the buisness to "further spread there creative wings." Fuck you and stay the hell out. rock wasnt even in the buisness for ten years and he bailed, brock, not even 3 or 4 and even tho hes back he still lost credibility. Keep in mind not even 2 weeks after jericho left he apperad on the VH1 show as an "Actor/Musician" and didnt even want to associate himself (dont give me that actor crap, it should have said former wrestler) with the buisness, or the fans, that made him what he is. Screw you chirs jericho and everyone who thought they were better or over with the wwe beacuse like that one legend said at the first HOF

"We all know theres no better place then under those warm lights in that ring"

and then they cut to a shot of the rock with a look on his face that said "yea, hes right" at the time he just left to make a movie

Sorry jerchiohloics, i used to love him too but i think he realized his creative wings were clipped.

Ah Jericho, you wascally wabbit, got me again dangit!

I think we may just have the very worst post of the year right here.

Just to further his career? How long has he been wrestling for? Hmmmmmmm. So apparently anytime you do something and quit, and move onto something else, the previous job was done for no other reason but to further your career? Wow, are you punt?

I heard that..:p

Wow. [/Ned Flanders]

wow as in "wow what was the amount of crack i smoked before i posted that" wow

or

was it a "kinda hit the nail on the head despite rambling a bit" wow?

I know im in the midst of jerchioholics here so i was expecting something like that but seriously, hes trying to disassociate himself with wrestling, but at the same time posting stuff on his website to go and poke fun at the internet fan base? boy he sure loves his fans hed never want to confuse them or something....

Yeah. How DARE a burned out wrestler take some time off? How DARE he do something like tour with a band in the meanwhile! HE SOLD OUT! :'(:'(

I mean, seriously, it's not like he left on good terms or because he was burned out, a legitimate reason for someone to take time off from their main profession/career or even aspects of their LIVES.

How is he "trying to disassociate himself from wrestling?"

Look its not my fault he thinks he can sing okay, thats all him, he wants to be a musician that fine but dont try and leave what made you what you are in the dust, thats a bit egotistical

The VH1 show were he was listed as a "actor/muscian" and there have been more times since then, i just wish i could think of one....on prowrestling.com i remb seeing updates like "Jericho further pushes himself away from wrestling" at least 2 or 3 times after that vh1 speical...no i cant spell


and also, KK, he stated he left beacuse he felt burnt out and did it all (perhaps the worst title run ever, specially for such a wack ass title).....but well let that one slide due to your seniority here. and also taking time off and leaving are 2 diffrent things. taking time off means youll come back...leaving means...well i guess in wwe terms it means youll come back as well, but u get my point. to each their own

so he wants to prove that he can make it on his own without using his wrestling background all the time to get over. big fucking wiss. that guy has been wrestling for 10+ years and has hardly ever had time off (at least not in the WWF/E anyway). if he wanted to completely get away from wrestling and not have anything to do with it whatsoever, why does he keep posting this sort of stuff on his website?? Jericho will be back one day......

He's coming back, dipshit. He was burned out because he hasn't taken a day off in over 5 fucking years. You'd want to take a few months/a year off too if you had to wrestle more than once a week for five straight years.

why do pepole think i have a problem with wrestlers taking time off? i think they all NEED more time off personally, but jericho LEFT, not as in the direction opposite of right, he LEFT the buisness (for now). im sure hell be back but i just feel its kinda cold hearted to diss(associate) were you came from by not acknowledging it. Hes just pursuing a dream that sounds like a nightmare when he hits that mic with fozzy

Im pretty sure i read "jericho through with wrestling" on multiple sites, but that must be a work right? just like matt and lita....wait no...that was real too, matts not fucking lita and edge is.


Oh and save that aggressive tone for sadistic, it might effect him

Matt, Lita, and Edge was a shoot turned into a work probably or it was completely fake. Also Edge and Lita aren't together anymore.

Also on topic there is nothing wrong with trying to distant yourself from one field so you can have success in another. It's not disrepectful at all.

Jericho has said that he isn't done with wrestling and when he returns he'll be in the WWE, car fag.

Also, the Matt/Lita/Edge shit was a shoot turned into a work, retard.

You're just as bad as Sadistic in a retarded, "I know my shit" kind of way.

When i see the link stating that hes coming back (someone HAS to have it) ill glady aplogize to you. and it better not be some half assed "might come back" shit, i want to see quotation marks around his EXACT words.

O and as for the car fag, I guess all the women that compliment me on my car and ask for rides and the few Corvette and porshce owners (boxsters mainly, nothing speicial) that ive owned think im a "car fag" too you jealous bastard.

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASSCLOWN!

Boy you jerichoholics sure are having some horrible withdrawls, ive seen herion addicts act better then you pepole.

JERICHO

IS

GREATER

THAN

NOT COMING BACK

YOUR BITCH ASS

94 SVT Cobra LIKES THE COCK

Well when you make that much more money then me and leave a legacy like he had in wrestling he'd better be better then me. but im noticing in all your little posts im yet to recive my link stating he said hed be back....id call you a homo but last i checked that be a compliment for you wouldnt it?

Now your coming onto me, listen, i have nothing agaisnt the gay/lesbian/homosexual lifestyle you choose to live, but please understnad not everybody wants chase the pot of gold thats at the end of the rainbow you so proudly love....sorry im sure youll find someone

Lame

LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN

I am tired of the antijericho attitude you have. I must unleash the jericho mark in me.

16 year olds should have to take a maturity test before they post here....

Until then, be entertained by Chris Jericho and Ralphus:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7...ralphus4mi.jpg

:heart:

http://chrisjericho.com/press_release.htm

Now where's my apology?

OWNED YOU LITTLE MUSCLE CAR MAKING UP FOR YOUR TINY TINY PATHETIC LITTLE PENIS BITCH ASS!!!!

Im sorry, but i still am pissed at him for coming and going as he pleases. i hate it when the rock does it and thankfully he realized its a bit disrespectful to use his power with the fans like that when there are guys who are killin them selfs for years just to get half of his pop. Now hes just "Cheap pop" material to me.

*cough*

You should shut the fuck up before you make lame insults.

How the fuck is he "coming and going as he pleases". He left, and he hasn't come back yet. Face it, you lost your argument and now you try and change the subject before people call you on your little bitchfest.

Do you feel better now?

No. You have to understand that I will forever defend Chris Jericho.

No i lost an argument, woo hoo, not the first and prob not the last. My OPINION how ever is unchanged.

You lost the argument, and you quickly changed the subject in order to get out of admitting you were wrong. However, your opinion is pointless when it is proved wrong by fact.

God, I am starting to sound like Kane Knight.

How did i change the subject? theres this thing called consignment, its were you never leave or forget something due to the greatness its given you. jericho is just completley tryin to disreguard that he made it were he is with wrestling, then on his website poking fun at the wrestling fan base....sounds like he smokes base to me

Hmm, well, maybe this is all a work, man! Maybe it's to further put over that Jericho was fired!

Jericho is in a position where he can pick and choose where he works so fair play to him.

You're really trying to justify retarded hate with silly semantics.

He's listed as an actor musician? Well, that's it! It's over! Except...Oh wait..He's still using the Chris Jericho name, he's trying to promote a band and a movie, and he's not wrestling currently. Yeah, makes sense to throw this baby out with the bathwater.

I also must apologise for not including the pointless hyperbole of "I've done it all." I mean, when reports say that he took leave because he was exhausted from the touring schedule, I immediately jump on a WRESTLER saying he's DONE IT ALL!.

OMG! HEZ GON HE CUMZ N GOZ AS HE PLZ

Sorry, you've prejudged him because your poor fanboy ass was hurt when Austin or Brock walked. Not because of anything that's legitimately happened yet.

And that, my friends, violates the first Commandment of TPWW:

I. Thou Shalt Not Be Retarded.

KANE KNIGHT!!!!

:love:

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Geez, Cobra. You sound like a kid who's finall discovered Santa Claus isn't real and is bitter at his parents. Grow up. :lol:

Ewwww!! :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my good lord is this thread pricless. First off to anyone who is doing their best to insult Cobra whatever, just quit paying attention to him. Insainity is when you do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. He is insain in that he continues to post like a retarded monkey. You guys now walk the tight rope of insainity by flaming him and expecting something other then a retarded monkey to respond.

Now then, 94 SVT Cobra, I wouldn't go around bragging on how girls ask you for a ride all the time. Hell I come from a family of money so I have always had a nice ride, but my friends who didn't got asked for rides just as much. It's not that you have a nice ride, welcome to high school little boy, girls need to get from A to B, and you happen to be lonely/horny/dumb enough to think that if you have a cool car and give them rides you get some action. Good luck.

For my sake, maybe everyone lays off the gay comments a tad.

Chris "Jericho" Irvine will return to Pro Wrestling. My guess he will want to work on Fozzy for another year or two, and then come back. I will personally welcome him with open arms. I don't think it is disrespectful to take time off one industry to work in another. Hell if someone was a waiter and then wanted to stop being a waiter for a while to be a Park Ranger...who is going to tell that guy that he is disrespecting all waiters. It's bullshit. You just get fucking butt hurt because the little they have found something that makes them happy outside of the ever shrinking world of professional wrestling. Don't hate, appreciate.

Oh and for the record, KK = BETTER THEN GOLD!

Do you really think that with the VH1 show Jericho went to someone and said, "Hey, guys? Can you, like, not list me as being a wrestler anymore?"

When he was wrestling, he was listed as a wrestler. What is he doing now? Acting and performing in a band. I think "Actor/Musician" is a more accurate description of his current status than "Former Wrestler". Perhaps you'd like it to say "Wrestler On Hiatus Persuing Other Interests"?

I heart Jericho

What a rascal.

Actually im not in HS, ive been out of it for 2 years now. Ive been dating the same girl for 3 years and dont have to worry about being lonely, ring on the finger and everything(whipped, but i love her). Grown women have given me compliments as well as women my age...didnt even have the car in HS come to think of it. Your going to tell me a mustang cobra isnt a nice ride? What exactly do you drive, sounds like a vette if you do drive something nice to be sayin cobras arent nice cars, when most of them can whoop cars that cost 2 times there price.

2003 BMW Z4...custom paint job of Royal Blue fading to Baby Blue in the back. I don't know jack shit of if your car could "take mine" and quite frankly I don't give a shit. I happen to have class and don't feel like putting forth the idea of myself needing to either A) run real fast or B) racing dumb fucks in the middle of town. Just personal choice I guess. Congrats on having a woman who puts up with you, and sure why not I wish you the very best in the future with your wife...that having wished you well once you step away from your computer, let me offer this peice of advice for you while you are sitting there typing away...

First off, nobody here gives a flying fuck about you outside of this forum. Nice car, shit car, no car...unless you can have a decent conversation without comming off like a dip shit, we don't give a fuck about you. Which leads me directly into my second thought, something I am forced to bring up with several people who stop on by this happy little community...do you see the little red dots under neath your name? Put your mouse over it and you see it clearly states that you "smell like donkey shit". Suprise, that is the overwhelming opinion of the posters here. So why stick around, return, or even pop by where you arn't welcomed? Seems kind of odd that someone would choose to interact with people who so blantently don't want to interact with them.

My advice, get your honey, throw her in your "Super Sweet Awesome Pimped Out Ride", because I am sure somewhere out there, there is a group of people who would like to spend time with you...but it ain't us.

Have a nice day, and get the fuck out. :wave:

Very well said.

woo hoo, thats what im talking about. i sure wanna leave a forum everytime i am wrong or something, I was dissed about my car first so i said something to retaliate. Im really not going to leave a forum if i was proven wrong, learning experince, although a hard one, if anything.

P.S. Nice car, and if we did race on a deserted highway it sure would be a close run.

And im real offended by the whole red buttons thing, you got me so good. now YOU Listen up dipshit. I Came into this post thinking i was right abot something when i clearly wasnt,for the love of god im admiting i was wrong and i know how many even FEWER pepole do that. Within that time frame i was insulted due to my lack of knowledge thus forcing me to defend myself, beacuse you know, someone had to call me a car fag instead of a moronic fuck or something like that would have kept the peace. NOOO they have to attack the fact i like cars for no reason what so ever so i stuck up for myself,fuck I CARE ABOUT HOW MANY POSTS YOU HAVE OR WHAT ANY RED DOTS SAY I HAVE MY OPINIONS BITCH AND YOU MAY NOT LIKE SOME OF THEM..FUCKIN GET OVER IT. You remind me of that dork on that one episode of robot chicken who was sitting and talking about how if he "Pwns" (or what ever it is) enought newbies hell get his rank on the server jumped up a few numbers." IS that wat it was all about? IS having a fine pieace of machinery like a BMW Z4 just not enough for you? you have to be a totally spoiled bitch just like you said youve been your whole life and have it all even on fuckin internet forums? TPWW.net mafia...bitch ive probally been coming to this site longer then you have

94 SVT is the new Sadistic. :cool:

I guess if i didnt admit i was wrong id be the new Sadistic but no, i admited it and unlike sadisitc im not gonna be a bitch and leave and tell everyone how mean and cruel they are when i was clearly at fault, THAT would make me the next sadistic. I dont get it, i admited i was wrong, yet im still be treated like im sayin im not...im bound to have a stupid post here and there and up until this i really kept the peace here, cept for one encounter with xero a while back but it seems any newb is subject to a run in with him...im not trying to defend a federation of half assed wanna bes with light tubes, im just stating an opinion i have.

No, I only mess with the idiotic newbies.

And I still stand by my "Car Fag" assessment.

I guess if thats how you feel thats how you feel....its okay tho, beacuse at the end of the day, theres a Mustang Cobra sitting in my driveway with more power then any other car on my block, and im still getting compliments/having fun with it.....until i get that LS1

rofl, I love this site. Every week there is a new jacked up moron, this Cobra guy reminds me of "the lone drinker". who cares what Car you have, if life's problems were sorted out on a drag-strip they might matter, but they don't. I'm sure there's a "Cobra SVT" forum somewhere on the net where car discussions happen, but last I heard this was a wrasslin' forum....

meh.

I really didnt ever talk about my car until i was caled out on it, i never had any intention, outside of my user name, to ever speak on it. I remeber the lone drinker ackwardly enough.....okay so weve established no one cares what car i drive, and that you all love chirs jericho and i was wrong. alright now if we could just stop talking abotu my car this thread could be over...a while ago. Im not gonna BS anyone here, i just want this thread over with

Dude. Your User Namer is a CAR.

Get over it.

I know it is, i like the car, its an intrest of mine, ive put a lot of time and money into it, so im not allowed to make my user name a car in a wrestling forum? is that it? cause i guess i should tell all the pepole who use wrestlers names or wrestling related names in the car forums i post in that they cant do that, and that there "wrestling fags" any time theres an argument that there wrong in? Plenty of car fans remeberd eddie too when he passed, a lot of pepole actualy put him in there avatar/sig pics....but since its wrestling related they must be "wrestling fags" when i prove them wrong right? like i said, i NEVER spoke on my car until it was dragged out in some lame diss.

Honestly, I don't give a shit whether people with Eddie in their avatars are called wrestling fags on this site, on your car fag forums, or amidst your car fag friends.

I was pointing out the irony that you didn't bring it up, when your name indicates otherwise. Dude, you kinda did. It's totally stupid to tryn and pretend that came outta nowhere.